Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Luggers]

Not sure if it has been posted already but seems DrApeis has finally had enough of Alex's whining and removed his apology video

DrApeis - YouTube

archived 15 Jul 2020 16:21:11 UTC

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[timewave0]

Downlaoded all of the pictures just to make it easier for you guys to read

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The immeasurable audacity of Yandev telling someone else their game is held together with bandaids lol. He churns out spaghetti code like the fucking Chef Boyardee of game design. Actually, not even that considering he does it very...v e r y...
s l o w l y

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Someone should just create an actual YanSim demo in 2 weeks with no fanfare and THEN post it. Doesn't even have to be good, just better than Alex's. That way you haven't gotten his attention first and can have a somewhat complete demo people can actually fucking play.

You say that like it would take some coding god to do this. Any fucking asshole that knows how to program any language can remake yandere sim better than what we currently have just with the help of coding for dummies. The problem is you have to be a huge autistic faggot for wanting to make a shit hitman sim set in a high school.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Why... do people... talk... like this....... online?

I think it's because ... they think .... dramatic pauses ... will mean you'll read their text ... in the voice of ... William Shatner.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

You say that like it would take some coding god to do this. Any fucking asshole that knows how to program any language can remake yandere sim better than what we currently have just with the help of coding for dummies. The problem is you have to be a huge autistic faggot for wanting to make a shit hitman sim set in a high school.

Much of the issue with YanSim is that it lacks the support of at least a small team, so the manifold responsibilities (most of it not even being design itself) can be distributed better. I don't doubt that the various responsibilities that YanDev has as the sole core member of the game team is impacting development time, but not seeking people to offload at least the administrative tasks like answering emails was a poor decision.

Before that, though, it's the deformities and amorphism of the vision itself. Coding for Dummies isn't going to help you efficiently organize your code system, much less help you shed bad ideas or crystallize your goals so you're not wasting time with a system you end up junking.

 

[Erica]

A little bit late to the party, but here's a little interesting tidbit.

You've probably already seen a screenshot of Alex going "mmm yes samus kiss kiss kiss" numerous times by now, alongside a picture of his character making out with Samus. Well, the creator of said MMD model, Lumialle, noticed it, and isn't really happy about it.

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https://twitter.com/LumialleMMD/status/1282497772806180864

Here's the model in question.

I don’t agree with the artist here. He didn’t post this image “publicly” on social media where it would be preserved and shared with no credit. He posted it in a discord where it would be lost to time had people not been digging for cringe.

I don’t credit images I send over discord to friends and groups because it’s going to be lost in the logs.

 

[Large]

Much of the issue with YanSim is that it lacks the support of at least a small team, so the manifold responsibilities (most of it not even being design itself) can be distributed better. I don't doubt that the various responsibilities that YanDev has as the sole core member of the game team is impacting development time, but not seeking people to offload at least the administrative tasks like answering emails was a poor decision.

Before that, though, it's the deformities and amorphism of the vision itself. Coding for Dummies isn't going to help you efficiently organize your code system, much less help you shed bad ideas or crystallize your goals so you're not wasting time with a system you end up junking.

You can't hire a person to do gaming and masturbation for you tho.

 

[PoisonedBun]

You say that like it would take some coding god to do this. Any fucking asshole that knows how to program any language can remake yandere sim better than what we currently have just with the help of coding for dummies. The problem is you have to be a huge autistic faggot for wanting to make a shit hitman sim set in a high school.

Nah, not a coding god. I just mean someone who can both code a basic game and keep their mouth shut long enough to successfully show up Alex for once. Everyone else put the cart before the horse and ended up in the same limbo as YanSim.

EDIT: Missed this reply:

Yandere Simulator can't be made in two weeks, don't be retarded. You can definitely make something serviceable in Unity in two weeks, but the entirety of YandereSimulator will definitely take more than two weeks. A YanSim project would need to make:

• A school map.
• A time system.
• An inventory/equipment system for that player. This would likely mean implementing a state machine for the player as well as defining functionality for weapons.
• AI that moves from one place to another based on the time system. This would mean implementing a pathfinding algorithm. If you want to have the AI avoid one another, you'll need to tweak that behavior yourself.
• The ability to dynamically pause/resume that basic AI in order for them to talk/engage in events. This would mean coming up with a framework for the AI as well as determining how they ought to notice 'events' such as blood. Some of this would be easy, for instance, when the player presses x within some distance, pause the AI, then resume once dialogue is over. Then you have to tackle edge cases like certain events that should pause AI indefinitely such as witnessing murder.
• The ability to switch out AI behavior based on groups, personalities, etc. This should also occur when an event is witnessed.

Not to mention all of the trivial stuff that glues this together, accounting for edge cases, the UI stuff and all the superfluous features like having stats as well as implementing those stats. Even with that said, you'd need to implement other features like the phone, mopping up blood, blood splattered clothes, changing clothes, etc etc. I don't know much of Unity, and I'm sure there are expedient ways to do a few of these things but two weeks is not a reasonable timeframe.

If you manage to get something reminiscent of YanSim in two weeks, chances are, you're just doing things quick and dirty and you'll have all the problems Alex has. I don't understand why r/Osana and other YanSim haters are so desperate to believe six years of bad work can be done in two weeks of good work, instead of just laughing at six years of bad work.

Alright, I can concede 2 weeks is a very short time frame. Maybe a month? That's the length of most game jams, yeah? The point is isn't to make YanSim in its fully realized form, just make the equivalent of YanSim's current state in a fraction of the time it's taken to reach pre pre alpha.

 

[Cabelaz]

for some reason I was under the assumption alex was a teenager or young adult based on that stupid fucking photo
little did I know hes a 30 year old man this is amazing

 

[The Saltening]

if yandev wasnt a literal bag of shit and actually got help in making his game and fixing his code, it would be out by now and he wouldnt be in this. he milked it for sooooo fucking long. fuck him. im glad Lovesick is a thing. i might be able to play it in my lifetime

 

[George Beorge]

for some reason I was under the assumption alex was a teenager or young adult based on that stupid fucking photo
little did I know hes a 30 year old man this is amazing

It's because that photo is from a Gaia online forum thread from like 15 years ago. Back when he was "EvaXephon" and shilled his streams on /v/ constantly, they found it (Because he used the same exact username) and he's been mocked for it ever since. (Dude has been the target of ire looooong before he ever made a game.)

 

[The Saltening]

they probably gave up on him because it's definitely the same house

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how fucking sad do you have to be to buy a sex doll? like. im fucking low as shit but even i wouldnt buy a sex doll. sex dolls are the ultimate symbol of "im done" i have ever seen. fuck man

 

[Paladin Derich]

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He should have never engaged with Eva. There's no point. You can't argue in good faith with someone who is certifiable.

 

[Spedestrian]

Before that, though, it's the deformities and amorphism of the vision itself. Coding for Dummies isn't going to help you efficiently organize your code system, much less help you shed bad ideas or crystallize your goals so you're not wasting time with a system you end up junking.

Yeah, you have to shell out another $20 to get Pattern-Oriented Software Architecture for Dummies if you want to learn that.

 

[LitmusPaper]

She has missed the deadline many more times than that.

Indeed, I think she was first slated for release back in 2016, since he's making blog posts about Osana not being done in 2017 (https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/20...finished-whats-taking-so-long/comment-page-1/), though I'm a bit hazy on the actual timeline and I'm feeling too lazy to look any harder than this right now, so it could even be as far back as 2015.

 

[Neil]

A fan in the subreddit (archived link) gets suspicious about the whole panty shot system and how old the characters are:

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They also seem to be a bit creeped out about the fact that a teacher has the hots for Taro. But don't worry Alex, this fan isn't creeped out by you, so you're off the hook here!

Another fan attempts to reassure them:

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Just because panty shots are an "anime trope" doesn't make them any more savory in a game that's widely played by minors. Somebody doesn't know why the game was banned from Twitch...

Also, notice how terrible the spelling and grammar are in both posts. Both users are obviously children. Also take notice on how the score on the second post is hidden. Did the mods suddenly want to hide the scores of all posts, including supposed "gremlin" posts?

The game is based around the concept of the player murdering other students in gruesome ways, the game clearly isn't for children in the first place.

 

[AngryRusky]

I dont have high hopes in Lovesick. As far as I have read removed panty shots and the "pervy aspects".

Sounds to me like a group of offended SJWs that will even change rivals, like the teacher rival just because she is an adult to Senpai and "its groSS" "its cr3333py"

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I hope the edgelord live streams his suicide attempt and does a double flip. No one likes him except his rabid fan base tbh.

 

[Paladin Derich]

He keeps trying to tell the other dev he sucks because he had to start from scratch when in reality that’s sometimes the best option when the code is too messy. YandereDev should have probably done that himself a long time ago but now he seems to be trapped by the sunk cost fallacy and I have to assume the spaghetti code from 2014 that holds everything together is part of the reason why he never gets anything done.

YandereDev is basically a jewish weeb version of Chris Roberts (Star Citizen).

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

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God I love these dumb ass memes cause of how well it fits with Alex