Exceptional Haydurs Thread - Content and discussion of individuals on various platforms hating on our gorls

[Mistress Cuckfucker]

Kaishah Alexandria Jasso says of course she has a license to be a private investigator, people are just looking on the wrong site, don't use cheap sites she says.

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Kaishah, babes, I didn't use a cheap website. I used the North Carolina government site and they said to get a private investigator's license you need:

Your moral characteristics are questionable, but termperate habits?? Big fat froggy fail.
You might work *in* a private investigator's office, but you don't have your own license, therefore YOU ARE NOT A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR. You're an apprentice, bitch.
It's like being an LVN and claiming to be a doctor, or like having a psych degree and claiming to be in medical school. Come the fuck on.

Spoiler: Kaisha returns the following results

Spoiler: Hall or Gordon returns the following results

Spoiler: Jasso returned no results

Mrs.Jasso says you got the wrong guy. That is not her husband and she says you all better stop slandering his good name.

Meh, I could have been wrong about her husband's DUI. I even said so in my post that I wasn't sure of his birthday and could someone help me confirm.
Froggy, show me more of his private identification and personal history to prove to me that I got the DUI wrong.

I'm still right about that shotgun wedding though. The calendar don't lie girl.

Kaishah say she's not white in the slightest (but sometimes she wishes). She says her mother is full Native American. She showed proof.
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Looked it up, a person has to be at least 1\8 Native to be a member of that tribe.

Ok, but if her daughter doesn't qualify that's because her daughter isn't the minimum 1/8. So Kaishah is 1/8, which means one of her parents is 1/4. She says it is her mom, which means one of her maternal grandparents is 1/2.
But we know Renee's family is jewish from Adele's obituary.
There could be some NA in there, way back
--or--
Kaisha's dad is 1/4 NA, 3/4 black?

The reason I speculate that the NA ancestry is on her estranged father's side is that she describes her half siblings as white, but if their SHARED mother was Native American, wouldn't they be just as native american as Kaishah???
Hmmmmm
This would make Kaishah 1/8 Native American, 3/8 Black, and 1/2 white Jew.
(and still not a licensed private investigator)

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Height: 5'5

lol

Damn. Pedro got fat after graduating high school.

 

[Pepsi ice]

Ok, but if her daughter doesn't qualify that's because her daughter isn't the minimum 1/8. So Kaishah is 1/8, which means one of her parents is 1/4. She says it is her mom, which means one of her maternal grandparents is 1/2.
But we know Renee's family is jewish from Adele's obituary.
There could be some NA in there, way back
--or--
Kaisha's dad is 1/4 NA, 3/4 black?

The reason I speculate that the NA ancestry is on her estranged father's side is that she describes her half siblings as white, but if their SHARED mother was Native American, wouldn't they be just as native american as Kaishah???
Hmmmmm
This would make Kaishah 1/8 Native American, 3/8 Black, and 1/2 white Jew.
(and still not a licensed private investigator)

Yeah why are her step siblings white and not native? Unless they belong just to the step dad?
I think her step father Jon Gordon is the Jewish one and Adele's son. I read her saying that her step dad was Jewish.

meanwhile, I think this is the poor trapped chaps family.

And bonus, someone accused her of being fat and she had to prove them wrong.

 

[Mandaark]

Yeah why are her step siblings white and not native? Unless they belong just to the step dad?
I think her step father Jon Gordon is the Jewish one and Adele's son. I read her saying that her step dad was Jewish.

meanwhile, I think this is the poor trapped chaps family.

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And bonus, someone accused her of being fat and she had to prove them wrong.


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Of course there was finger-marks on the glass and a stained t-shirt, along with fatgirl angle 101
Do better gorl, your thighs are lumpy ya ass is mostly thigh and I can still tell ya got hamhock arms

Let's see one straight on you heifer

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Kaishah Alexandria Jasso is not fat, and I would have sex with her. But give it about 1 year and that will probably change.

Edit:

If someone says her tits are fake will she post them?

Her tits and ass look fake to me

 

[Pippeyy]

Yeah why are her step siblings white and not native? Unless they belong just to the step dad?
I think her step father Jon Gordon is the Jewish one and Adele's son. I read her saying that her step dad was Jewish.

meanwhile, I think this is the poor trapped chaps family.

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And bonus, someone accused her of being fat and she had to prove them wrong.


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If someone says her tits are fake will she post them? She seems like the type of girl that can be talked into just about anything. Which are the most amusing train wrecks to watch.

Words are tough

 

[BansheeQ]

I thought we were going to have a stolen valor situation with him being 5'5 but apparently the minimum height requirement is 5', well color me informed. Also I feel like shes wearing a waist trainer in that image

 

[hunnybuns]

Of course there was finger-marks on the glass and a stained t-shirt, along with fatgirl angle 101
Do better gorl, your thighs are lumpy ya ass is mostly thigh and I can still tell ya got hamhock arms

Let's see one straight on you heifer

don’t forget the clever phone angle to hide the double chin.

she’s not fat, but she’s not thin. She’s a little over medium. But she had a kid so I guess that’s to be expected.


This girl is disgusting. That’s it’s. That’s the caption.

 

[dismissfrogs]

That Froggy pie girl is not mad at all, she's excited. So not mad that she's going to roll up on this bubblemeaty person and beat her and her husbands ass.

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All of the info y'all gathered is still wrong, The farms is a failure. She's the expert info gatherer.

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hi all i am a huge faggot and just wanted to let you know that "bill"s pfp is of an anime frog girl. she is 15 years old
i know you already have the backup twitter proof, but just adding that bit as well

also i do not associate with this bitch, please do not think she represents frog kind

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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looks like we have another boy in our ranks, and he’s a lawyer? Somethings not right here

No, shitbird, there is ALWAYS a team working a cancer patient. It's almost like there are people specifically educated in various medical fields that would be necessary to treat someone with cancer. Just not all at once, you fucking r.etard. Let's hope you never get up close and personal with that bullshit, asshat.

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This girl is disgusting. That’s it’s. That’s the caption.

Sounds more like colonoscopy prep to me, not hysterectomy, but of course I'll bow down to a fat fucking expert on the internet who thinks posting a picture of herself that looks like she's either shitting out a baby or passing a kidney stone is a good idea.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

No, shitbird, there is ALWAYS a team working a cancer patient. It's almost like there are people specifically educated in various medical fields that would be necessary to treat someone with cancer. Just not all at once, you fucking r.etard. Let's hope you never get up close and personal with that bullshit, asshat.



Sounds more like colonoscopy prep to me, not hysterectomy, but of course I'll bow down to a fat fucking expert on the internet who thinks posting a picture of herself that looks like she's either shitting out a baby or passing a kidney stone is a good idea.

I've had colonoscopies for years (thanks dad, who had major resection of his lower colon, and it's a proven hereditary trait).

Colon blow is my friend. You do it, you get over it, and life goes on.

The part that always makes me laugh! They won't release you until you blow a ginormous fart that ruffles the curtains around you. Only because they blow your whole intestinal tract up with air during the procedure.

So, you're still giddy from the Versed... you want me to fart? Hell ya, I'll blow da roof off dis Place!

Good times! (of what would otherwise be totally fucked).

 

[Bookish]

I've had colonoscopies for years (thanks dad, who had major resection of his lower colon, and it's a proven hereditary trait).

Colon blow is my friend. You do it, you get over it, and life goes on.

The part that always makes me laugh! They won't release you until you blow a ginormous fart that ruffles the curtains around you. Only because they blow your whole intestinal tract up with air during the procedure.

So, you're still giddy from the Versed... you want me to fart? Hell ya, I'll blow da roof off dis Place!

Good times! (of what would otherwise be totally fucked).

True, I went to pick a relative up after theirs. They had a whole room full of people who were trying to fart, so they could leave. They weren't letting anyone go until that matter was taken care of.

Some of these people have potential for their own thread, if only they could be convinced to start vlogging.

 

[hunnybuns]

with the leak of big Al’s new apartment, well, it wouldn’t be a leak without the facebookFatties weighing in.

“ew who would want to live in a modern city apartment, I’d MUCH rather live in my 150 year old moldy farm house that 15 people have died in, that hasn’t been taken care of in 100 years!”


so amber moved closer to the hospital. Giving her the benefit of the doubt, I’m sure there were multiple reasons for moving to this place (including being closer to Cheesecake Factory), but I’m sure the hospital was a close second.

let’s be real, at her weight, I’m sure traveling is super uncomfortable and horrid. FB is so obsessed with this “fat girl eat and only eat” narrative while simultaneously bitching that she doesn’t take her health seriously. She finally somewhat is, and they’re still bitching.

Then again, I’m obviously just an Amber sock account because I disagree with them so disregard what I say

 

[sentfrommyiphone]

with the leak of big Al’s new apartment, well, it wouldn’t be a leak without the facebookFatties weighing in.
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“ew who would want to live in a modern city apartment, I’d MUCH rather live in my 150 year old moldy farm house that 15 people have died in, that hasn’t been taken care of in 100 years!”

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so amber moved closer to the hospital. Giving her the benefit of the doubt, I’m sure there were multiple reasons for moving to this place (including being closer to Cheesecake Factory), but I’m sure the hospital was a close second.

let’s be real, at her weight, I’m sure traveling is super uncomfortable and horrid. FB is so obsessed with this “fat girl eat and only eat” narrative while simultaneously bitching that she doesn’t take her health seriously. She finally somewhat is, and they’re still bitching.

Then again, I’m obviously just an Amber sock account because I disagree with them so disregard what I say

Was there actually proof she lives there? Last I saw someone just said she did with the reasoning being "because cheesecake factory is 5 min away" and something about the layout matching.

 

[hunnybuns]

look at the difference 6 months makes. Big Al posts about going to the ER and the FacebookFatties bitch about her posting about it on social media.

Now that they’re proud of being right that she didn’t have surgery “why didn’t she update her audience like a good Internet personality should?!”

bonus when searching for the pics from the first diagnosis:




hey Kay, you ever stop to think maybe you lost your baby because you’re a fat fucking pig yourself? I wouldn’t wish a miscarriage on anyone, but these women that always have to have it worst disgust me.


That’s exactly what I would be doing on my deathbed, scrolling the internet hating on some random bumble fuck fatty

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I've had colonoscopies for years (thanks dad, who had major resection of his lower colon, and it's a proven hereditary trait).

Colon blow is my friend. You do it, you get over it, and life goes on.

The part that always makes me laugh! They won't release you until you blow a ginormous fart that ruffles the curtains around you. Only because they blow your whole intestinal tract up with air during the procedure.

So, you're still giddy from the Versed... you want me to fart? Hell ya, I'll blow da roof off dis Place!

Good times! (of what would otherwise be totally fucked).

I've gone through a couple myself, and what she described matches up with a colonoscopy. I can't recall any female friend or family member being told to do a super colon blow before a hysterectomy.

with the leak of big Al’s new apartment, well, it wouldn’t be a leak without the facebookFatties weighing in.
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“ew who would want to live in a modern city apartment, I’d MUCH rather live in my 150 year old moldy farm house that 15 people have died in, that hasn’t been taken care of in 100 years!”

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so amber moved closer to the hospital. Giving her the benefit of the doubt, I’m sure there were multiple reasons for moving to this place (including being closer to Cheesecake Factory), but I’m sure the hospital was a close second.

let’s be real, at her weight, I’m sure traveling is super uncomfortable and horrid. FB is so obsessed with this “fat girl eat and only eat” narrative while simultaneously bitching that she doesn’t take her health seriously. She finally somewhat is, and they’re still bitching.

Then again, I’m obviously just an Amber sock account because I disagree with them so disregard what I say

Oversharing Karen strikes again. These people will never learn.

 

[hunnybuns]

yeah, Oval Opal, you’re waddling walking proof that not all vegans are healthy.

 

[ADHD]

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yeah, Oval Opal, you’re waddling walking proof that not all vegans are healthy.

I see Amber has some competition in the greasy hair department.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

They mention miscarriages, rape, sexual assault and abuse a lot - I think these are very misguided and lonely women who need to bond over hating an Internet fatty

That and attention whores know how to read a room These bitches KNOW what gets sympathy and asspats and who is really going to ask for proof in such delicate topics?

 

[orelpuppington]

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yeah, Oval Opal, you’re waddling walking proof that not all vegans are healthy.

oreos are vegan, after all.