Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Dell Conagher]

But 'save' doesn't necessarily mean leaving the money with NP2 - that'd be inadvisable in case it went down, and wouldn't accrue any interest etc.

This is a while ago and im going by memory, but i think he said he has not taken a payout from np2

 

[Dell Conagher]

How much money was Nick making from NP2, anyway?

As of 7.14.20 he was at $772(archive)
10 months ago it was at $895

Just from that if you take the average of those two numbers, you get ( 833.5 *10 ) 8335 in those 10 months atleast, I do not remeber when he joined but lets round up to 10k its a pretty hefty chunk to be holding for someone when youre not a bank just a merchant.

so if more people on NP2 did it this way, it would be like headlights in the night for the glowies.

edit :
his first np2 post was on: 2.13.19

why would dick want to hold money anyway, it should have been automated payouts as fast as possible, other then accumulating interest. holding money is the stupidest thing you could do. then again dick is not very smart.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

I listened to that Jesse show and 1.75x speed and it was a fairly enjoyable recap of the simpapiracy and np2 arcs. Granted, there were a few lies or mistruths sprinkled throughout. This aside, Jesse is a pretty good host.

 

[not william stenchever]

And that "paying 10k for a lawyer" wasn't set in stone, but he said it would cost $10k to get a lawyer to attempt to find out who/what crime was committed by whoever got him on the MATCH list. However, the lawyer couldn't guarantee he would even get a straight answer.

There's a reason people like plumbers more than Lawyers. When your shit stops flowing because your sewer line connection is broken they'll send a camera in to locate the break for free because the money is in actually fixing it.

Lawyers can apparently charge you far more to just maybe consider finding out what is fucked up.

 

[Dell Conagher]

I listened to that Jesse show and 1.75x speed

im at 2x speed, jesse is painful to listen too. I miss dear leader streams

 

[AnOminous]

There's a reason people like plumbers more than Lawyers. When your shit stops flowing because your sewer line connection is broken they'll send a camera in to locate the break for free because the money is in actually fixing it.

It's also really obvious when you've paid a plumber that you are now no longer hip deep in shit. He may have raped you on the bill but thank God you are not covered in shit any more. You don't necessarily know when you're out of the woods legally.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

im at 2x speed, jesse is painful to listen too. I miss dear leader streams

Maybe Null can sign up for NewProject3 (that Jesse claims Dick flagged down) so he can start getting paid again

 

[soy_king]

If his content could just be cut down to digestible 15-20 minute videos I'd give him a fair shake. But seeing that video clock in at 2 HOURS just makes me say no. I can watch a movie or enjoy a video game in that time.

Now what the fuck do I know? The Dick Show goes on for a similar length but I listen to that in podcast format. Nick Rekeita and I guess all of Twitch goes on for hours every night and has a ton of people watching intensely. Youtube stats indicate Jesse has 5000 regular viewers so there's a cult following for his product good for him. Do what you do Jesse if it makes you happy.

The other thing I don't like about Jesse is that when he's not trying to get under Dax's audience he's going after other people who just seem like cool dudes like Justin Whang. And if there's a legit reason to hate Whang who I consider to be the internet version of VH1's Behind The Music let me know but since I've never heard of it. Nevertheless it makes me feel that Jesse is just a shitstirrer gossip, at the end of the day Kiwifarms posters give me my dose of gossip without attention whoring.

Fucking huge if true. I'm very happy for Kian because man if that guy isn't actually a "forever alone" he really likes playing up that persona despite being a lawyer and having a great speaking voice. And if I were Kian I'd definitely want the weeb Red Head over the Blonde who always acted ditzy when talking. But I got a lust for red heads your mileage may vary.

I do not get what the Pat/Paige relationship. Maybe Matt was never the true cuck of the group despite always having to apologize for sophomoric minded video games using TnA to attract a crowd. Or maybe they just got an open relationship and Pat bangs fans on the side. Eh, none of my business unless they make shit public for Kiwifarm's entertainment.

Kian appears to like banging younger attractive women rather than settling down. I remember during one of the older Rekieta streams he had sone early 20s cute goth girl with him. Good for him, hes a good looking guy with a pretty solid job.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Because Jesse is Maddox's dog.

Also Jesse claims he is/was several posters on Kiwifarms and made Dax a cow, so he can correct that if he wants.

Valid, although it does seem they have drifted apart.

If anything, he forestalled Dax becoming a lolcow by several months by making his A-Logs look like a bunch of absolute lunatic autists.

Agreed. I think as of lately he has improved how he does his thing but his past is cringe.

Jesse's inherent problem is the "man covered in shit" problem akin to Maddox, though.

Agreed.

I listened to that Jesse show and 1.75x speed and it was a fairly enjoyable recap of the simpapiracy and np2 arcs. Granted, there were a few lies or mistruths sprinkled throughout. This aside, Jesse is a pretty good host.

im at 2x speed, jesse is painful to listen too. I miss dear leader streams

I'm not gonna defend Jesse. I think people who hate him are justified and I ain't gonna shove it down their throat. My personal thoughts, Jesse got better at his whole schtick and made it enjoyable where before it was unbearable, but if you don't like the schtick to begin with it will always suck to you.
That said, if you got an open mind or are not spoiled on the taste of Jesse this is a decent rundown that gives some additional info (I'll probably time stamp it the extra stuff later).
I personally think the HulaGirl86 kik is real still, just something people didn't know about, Jesse disagrees and says its not her.
Then again I am autistic so who knows

From my understanding, Peach and Asterios were writing comedy together during TBPITU and may also have been dating.

This is what I was referring to by jumping from e-celeb to e-celeb. She dated Asterios then went to Pat.

A lot of the claims on

I asked JLH a while back about Peach and whether or not she fucked Dax since there's always been a lot of speculation on that. She said no, but that Peach DID fuck Kian, the lawyer, after a Road Rage event in Portland

Trust me, I was as shocked as you all are that video game streamers would be into cuckolding

As with most stuff with you, I feel you have enough of a reputation to not think you are just making up shit. I will give you the benefit of the doubt. That said, did she just cheat or is it cool with Pat? It would make sense because after this Peach stops showing up on TDS and keeps a distance now a days where as before she used to be involved in the community.

I'm not gonna throw accusations of Peach being a literal whore out there. Even if it was true I'd still like her as a person than wanna know how much. That said I also found it weird Peach knew where "whore island" was in the Japan episode and took Dax there. Also it is strange they had a "live show" in Japan. There isn't some outpouring of fans in Japan. at best maybe 10 people, but not enough to fill a venue. I also don't remember any tickets being sold so it seemed weird.

I don't know what to make of any of that.

Also the modeling stuff could be legit but... ummmm..... maybe less wholesome than she wants to share... It would explain the thousands paid but not sharing any of the pics.
I just don't wanna throw out there she is a literal whore. It's a harsh accusation and I didn't think that my observation would cause all that.

To the person who said Peach did translation work there, if I remember correctly Siracha actually does/did Translation work there. Peach spoke about modeling and the lonliness of being in Japan and not being complimented on a TDS episode.

 

[ApatheticViewer]

I think that was Cameron Clark

Wait...Did he take a picture of his computer screen? Didn't Jesse say Maddox had all those photos saved on his computer? Idk

 

[Gangster Talk]

Podawful Jesse is claiming the user who originally posted it here was actually Maddox.

I would just like to point out that I said this and Maddox's "oh gee whiz wow where on earth did you get that picture" act in the texts was bullshit were and a bunch of retarded faggots new to all of this drama rated me autistic.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Honestly, I listen to the show not because Dick is a ‘thought leader’ or whatever, but because I think he has genuinely interesting takes on things and makes some good jokes. He makes a good point that the way we handle drugs in America is completely fucked, for example.
The best episodes are usually just him and Sean, maybe with a call-in later in the show. He can just rant about whatever and bring up some decent points, but it’s not like his word is gospel.
I like the guy, I think he’s entertaining and interesting enough to watch. That doesn’t mean that everything he says or does is right, though. The people who see him as this larger than life role model, that’s a bit much.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Wait...Did he take a picture of his computer screen? Didn't Jesse say Maddox had all those photos saved on his computer? Idk

No, it appears to be some sort of print out.
I agree with Jesse. Most likely @commandercat is Maddox but I it can't be proven (or Jesse is framing Maddox). The low activity, "high road" tasteful screens as opposed to the nasty raunchy nudes is in line with modern day woke Maddox. It's also known from the Metal Jess break up Maddox hits on cam whores. The weird printing a pic out and taking a picture of it seems like a Maddox move, he would pull some kinda stuff to hide exif data in case Dax sues for revenge porn.... or make an elaborate print of something like this as a weird victory trophy then hang it in the bathroom.

However suspecting it's Maddox and legally proving beyond a reasonable doubt that it's Maddox are two different things. I'm pretty good at digging up old archive of Cam Whores so long as I have a screen name and site, but something that old would be a challenge. Maddox would be the only one with an archive unless he sent people the pics. What I find odd is how did JLH see them? My guess is Dax has copies as well and knew/was into the meeting cam whores and using e-fame stuff.

But honestly, it was probably Cameron Clarke's fault.

Kian appears to like banging younger attractive women rather than settling down. I remember during one of the older Rekieta streams he had sone early 20s cute goth girl with him. Good for him, hes a good looking guy with a pretty solid job.

Do you got a pic or timestamp link?

The problem with Jesse, though, is that he yearns so heavily to be some sort of high-tier troll. He's desperate. I would 100% expect for him to pad the truth with random bullshit just to earn more credit than he actually deserves. Even worse, there's absolutely no way Maddox has not attempted to manipulate him with omissions or fabrications.

If Jesse wasn't so eager to fellate himself on a regular basis, maybe I'd give what he says a chance. But he's really made it almost impossible to be taken seriously.

I would agree if your user history didn't paint a picture of someone defending Dax.
This is the problem, we have two sides willing to fling shit using all kinds of tactics because it is about winning.
The problem is because Jesse was an unbearable A log before, he is suddenly discredited for life.
I don't think that is true either.
Jesse's UCB small penis story was covered by Dax on TDS. Dax of course spun it to be favorable to him.
Honestly I would like to know which parts in the re cap people find in accurate. I have stated mine, I still believe the Kik account is her (it's too many coincidences, the part in her hair when you account for selfie cameras reversing an image is in the same place and she looks about 5 years aged from the 2006 2007ish Maddox pics which lines up with the unaltered profile pic in 2013ish, I just think its an account she started randomly to see what all the Kik fuss was about then dropped it) I also disagree with Jesse on him on those pics being missed. Once those pics dropped, while people searched for 100% proof (because the unusual standard of proof of all things retarded Dax does and his manchild personal army defending e-daddy) pretty much anyone who isn't blind says "yup, looks to be the same girl."

The thread got lost in the autism cause that's what this place does, but completely looked over? Nope, that's when the party really started. It was a massive blow to Dax's credibility as he challenged the internet to provide proof. Dax is still trying to worm out of admitting that it is true and he has been lying the whole time. It also made people realize Dax just lies and makes shit up all the time.
I am seriously hoping more pics drop soon.

Honestly, I listen to the show not because Dick is a ‘thought leader’ or whatever, but because I think he has genuinely interesting takes on things and makes some good jokes. He makes a good point that the way we handle drugs in America is completely fucked, for example.
The best episodes are usually just him and Sean, maybe with a call-in later in the show. He can just rant about whatever and bring up some decent points, but it’s not like his word is gospel.
I like the guy, I think he’s entertaining and interesting enough to watch. That doesn’t mean that everything he says or does is right, though. The people who see him as this larger than life role model, that’s a bit much.

Almost everyone of us started as fans... In time this will change even for you and you will be shocked when it does.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

No, it appears to be some sort of print out.
I agree with Jesse. Most likely @commandercat is Maddox but I it can't be proven (or Jesse is framing Maddox). The low activity, "high road" tasteful screens as opposed to the nasty raunchy nudes is in line with modern day woke Maddox. It's also known from the Metal Jess break up Maddox hits on cam whores. The weird printing a pic out and taking a picture of it seems like a Maddox move, he would pull some kinda stuff to hide exif data in case Dax sues for revenge porn.... or make an elaborate print of something like this as a weird victory trophy then hang it in the bathroom.

However suspecting it's Maddox and legally proving beyond a reasonable doubt that it's Maddox are two different things. I'm pretty good at digging up old archive of Cam Whores so long as I have a screen name and site, but something that old would be a challenge. Maddox would be the only one with an archive unless he sent people the pics. What I find odd is how did JLH see them? My guess is Dax has copies as well and knew/was into the meeting cam whores and using e-fame stuff.

But honestly, it was probably Cameron Clarke's fault.


Do you got a pic or timestamp link?



I would agree if your user history didn't paint a picture of someone defending Dax.
This is the problem, we have two sides willing to fling shit using all kinds of tactics because it is about winning.
The problem is because Jesse was an unbearable A log before, he is suddenly discredited for life.
I don't think that is true either.
Jesse's UCB small penis story was covered by Dax on TDS. Dax of course spun it to be favorable to him.
Honestly I would like to know which parts in the re cap people find in accurate. I have stated mine, I still believe the Kik account is her (it's too many coincidences, the part in her hair when you account for selfie cameras reversing an image is in the same place and she looks about 5 years aged from the 2006 2007ish Maddox pics which lines up with the unaltered profile pic in 2013ish, I just think its an account she started randomly to see what all the Kik fuss was about then dropped it) I also disagree with Jesse on him on those pics being missed. Once those pics dropped, while people searched for 100% proof (because the unusual standard of proof of all things retarded Dax does and his manchild personal army defending e-daddy) pretty much anyone who isn't blind says "yup, looks to be the same girl."

The thread got lost in the autism cause that's what this place does, but completely looked over? Nope, that's when the party really started. It was a massive blow to Dax's credibility as he challenged the internet to provide proof. Dax is still trying to worm out of admitting that it is true and he has been lying the whole time. It also made people realize Dax just lies and makes shit up all the time.
I am seriously hoping more pics drop soon.



Almost everyone of us started as fans... In time this will change even for you and you will be shocked when it does.

I don’t really think I’m invested enough to be a ‘fan’, though. Dick does a lot that I don’t agree with, but he still entertains me and that’s all I really care about. Mainly, I see him as just another guy whose show I put on to kill the time.
I guess we’ll just see where he goes with whatever he’s doing and go from there.

 

[soy_king]

Do you got a pic or timestamp link?

No, but I can look for it later. This would've been from one of his lawyer streams from about two years ago. I haven't watched Rekieta since his infamous Tonka entrapment stream, not because I like the handicapped Injun but because of Rekietas irredeemable scumminess that he displayed there.

EDIT: @George Cuckzunian First time you see her in the stream (as far as I can see) is timestamped. I'm too lazy to find a timestamp of her face, so if you want to look for it, enjoy.

 

[KingofNothing]

They have an """open relationship""" but Jamie seemed under the impression that Peach didn't want Pat to know about Kian

I tuned into a stream Peach was doing last night, and she was playing Dark Souls 2 with some other dude and they were both openly shit talking Pat so I just assume there's some cuckery going on there

That's PlagueofGripes, he's known Pat and Paige for years and they shit talk each other all the time. I'm pressing X to doubt on Paige sleeping around until someone posts actual proof.

 

[tantric_depressive]

No, it appears to be some sort of print out.
I agree with Jesse. Most likely @commandercat is Maddox but I it can't be proven (or Jesse is framing Maddox). The low activity, "high road" tasteful screens as opposed to the nasty raunchy nudes is in line with modern day woke Maddox. It's also known from the Metal Jess break up Maddox hits on cam whores. The weird printing a pic out and taking a picture of it seems like a Maddox move, he would pull some kinda stuff to hide exif data in case Dax sues for revenge porn.... or make an elaborate print of something like this as a weird victory trophy then hang it in the bathroom.

However suspecting it's Maddox and legally proving beyond a reasonable doubt that it's Maddox are two different things. I'm pretty good at digging up old archive of Cam Whores so long as I have a screen name and site, but something that old would be a challenge. Maddox would be the only one with an archive unless he sent people the pics. What I find odd is how did JLH see them? My guess is Dax has copies as well and knew/was into the meeting cam whores and using e-fame stuff.

But honestly, it was probably Cameron Clarke's fault.


Do you got a pic or timestamp link?



I would agree if your user history didn't paint a picture of someone defending Dax.
This is the problem, we have two sides willing to fling shit using all kinds of tactics because it is about winning.
The problem is because Jesse was an unbearable A log before, he is suddenly discredited for life.
I don't think that is true either.
Jesse's UCB small penis story was covered by Dax on TDS. Dax of course spun it to be favorable to him.
Honestly I would like to know which parts in the re cap people find in accurate. I have stated mine, I still believe the Kik account is her (it's too many coincidences, the part in her hair when you account for selfie cameras reversing an image is in the same place and she looks about 5 years aged from the 2006 2007ish Maddox pics which lines up with the unaltered profile pic in 2013ish, I just think its an account she started randomly to see what all the Kik fuss was about then dropped it) I also disagree with Jesse on him on those pics being missed. Once those pics dropped, while people searched for 100% proof (because the unusual standard of proof of all things retarded Dax does and his manchild personal army defending e-daddy) pretty much anyone who isn't blind says "yup, looks to be the same girl."

The thread got lost in the autism cause that's what this place does, but completely looked over? Nope, that's when the party really started. It was a massive blow to Dax's credibility as he challenged the internet to provide proof. Dax is still trying to worm out of admitting that it is true and he has been lying the whole time. It also made people realize Dax just lies and makes shit up all the time.
I am seriously hoping more pics drop soon.



Almost everyone of us started as fans... In time this will change even for you and you will be shocked when it does.

I haven't had a chance to watch Jesse's latest recap, but I remember on one of his previous Dick streams he discussed how he originally started interacting with Dick and Maddox, and visited em in LA once or twice. Iirc, he said Maddox originally showed him Marie pics on his computer during one of his trips. I think he changed this up though, when the Killstream was calling him n Maddox j.o-bros, to "on the computer doesn't mean in-person on Maddox's computer" . Either way, I can see Maddox sharing his Marie spank bank with Dax. I wonder if Dick showed it to Marie early on in a "look - Maddox is showing pics of you to his online j.o buddies" simp sort of manner? I can't remember if that probability had been speculated by Jesse or not, there's just been so much mileage and material from the og simptext milk. It makes remembering all the small moments and lil details quite difficult.
I do remember when the pics first dropped itt, and the Masterson Challenge that led to it. You yourself were instrumental in providing momentum that would lead to the eventual milk explosion. Shit, you were posting those 'SPOILER' box posts that were challenging and enraging the dick-defenders, I can't remember the confrontational phrase or whatever you'd use that got them so mad though.
As far as the thread moving on the Marie pics, yeah, if there was a lack of activity it was probably just due to people sick of battling the retard dickriders that'd spam anything to make the abuse of their hero stop.
Cameron Clarke holds ultimate blame, though, I agree

 

[Boulder Patrol]

I would agree if your user history didn't paint a picture of someone defending Dax.

The reason I don't post so much about him is simply because everything has already been stated. He's an internet shock jock with an ego that decided to go down the IBS route. Everything falling apart traces back to that choice. With that said, I'm not gonna take things so seriously that my interpretation has to go on record.

The reason I brought up your posting habits is because I think you try too hard - you don't need to post constant walls of texts, man. And in general, I think there's some people with such strong motivations that they need more, like they can't just let a lolcow be a lolcow. And yet, their efforts for more tends to be pointlessly speculative or minimal. For example, I don't need to hear Jesse's interpretation of Dax to know that Dax has fucked up. I don't dislike Dick to the extent that I'd listen to Jesse.

I dunno. I come here for a laugh, not a research project or to commit to a stance.

 

[Pissmaster]

Has anyone ever reported getting a payout from Newproject2? If so, how often did they get paid? And if anyone knows, did they get it through PayPal, a bank transfer, crypto, having Dick slap the cash in their hand in person, what?

 

[Boulder Patrol]

I don't remember - has @Miss Phase ever been paid in the past? I know she never got onto NP2, but if she did I could imagine Dick either using PayPal or whatever NP2 used.