🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Imagine bitching about what's posted on a site that 90+% of the internet would rather didn't exist, and which you could easily ignore if you weren't a thin-skinned alcoholic.

Honestly, I'm pretty sure most of what keeps people interested in this thread at this point is how much it pisses Ralph off.
 
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Time for me to take some English lessons. I could have sworn that not authored meant not created/written by.
Only one of the new tweets was signed -ER even tough all the new ones was made by him.

Describing her as hot is funny. She's average. Doesn't surprise me that Ralph is going after a young, sexual abuse victim, with lots of mental issues; it's easy.

Maddax running defense is no surprise either. All these ecelebs are fucked in the head.

Come Ralph, you continue to show that you are reading here. Log in and defend your honor here instead of hiding out on Twitter like Brianna Wu.
Highschool thot is average. Pey could be really hot if she could just stop being fat.

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Big if true. Imagine reading boogie/Ethan passive aggressive threats or him swooning over some barely legal pussy. Hell most celebs probably communicate only via twitter dms and discord so there is bound to be some juicy shit.
 
Wow a new low for the Gunt, taking advantage of an unstable high school girl off her meds. If your behavior can be compared to that of the potato rapist JF Gariepy himself, you're doing something wrong.

Too much time around Dick now he's picked up the libertarian habit of trying to put his dick in the youngest thing he legally can.
 
Wow a new low for the Gunt, taking advantage of an unstable high school girl off her meds. If your behavior can be compared to that of the potato rapist JF Gariepy himself, you're doing something wrong.
This whole thing does remind me of JF's 18 year old Mexican potato except instead of crippling autism Ralph is dating a girl with crippling depression, I'm pretty sure Ralph made fun of JF for being with that girl but if I recall she was in college and she could operate a vehicle and drive cross country... does Faith even have a drivers license?

Also ladies and guntlemen, Ralph had a nearly 10 minute cope segment. It seems like we're all a bunch of sad and lonely incels according to Ralph and we're just jealous of his smoking hot 18 year old babe and we should all kill ourselves (second vid is later in the show):


I've been laughing for the past few days about this, I wanted to make my post sooner but I just kept finding more and more funny shit... I nearly lost it when I found the video of her ex with a dildo duct taped to his head!

Also Ralph tries to compare himself to Scott Adams saying people are just jealous of Ralph's hot babe... yes Ralph you found it out, we're all insanely jealous of your clinically depressed potato...
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This whole thing does remind me of JF's 18 year old Mexican potato except instead of crippling autism Ralph is dating a girl with crippling depression, I'm pretty sure Ralph made fun of JF for being with that girl but if I recall she was in college and she could operate a vehicle and drive cross country... does Faith even have a drivers license?

Also ladies and guntlemen, Ralph had a nearly 10 minute cope segment. It seems like we're all a bunch of sad and lonely incels according to Ralph and we're just jealous of his smoking hot 18 year old babe and we should all kill ourselves (second vid is later in the show):
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I've been laughing for the past few days about this, I wanted to make my post sooner but I just kept finding more and more funny shit... I nearly lost it when I found the video of her ex with a dildo duct taped to his head!

Also Ralph tries to compare himself to Scott Adams saying people are just jealous of Ralph's hot babe... yes Ralph you found it out, we're all insanely jealous of your clinically depressed potato...
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Do you know who the caller in the second clip is?
 
This whole thing does remind me of JF's 18 year old Mexican potato except instead of crippling autism Ralph is dating a girl with crippling depression, I'm pretty sure Ralph made fun of JF for being with that girl but if I recall she was in college and she could operate a vehicle and drive cross country... does Faith even have a drivers license?

Also ladies and guntlemen, Ralph had a nearly 10 minute cope segment. It seems like we're all a bunch of sad and lonely incels according to Ralph and we're just jealous of his smoking hot 18 year old babe and we should all kill ourselves (second vid is later in the show):
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I've been laughing for the past few days about this, I wanted to make my post sooner but I just kept finding more and more funny shit... I nearly lost it when I found the video of her ex with a dildo duct taped to his head!

Also Ralph tries to compare himself to Scott Adams saying people are just jealous of Ralph's hot babe... yes Ralph you found it out, we're all insanely jealous of your clinically depressed potato...
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Apparently Scott just married her a few days ago.
 
This whole thing does remind me of JF's 18 year old Mexican potato except instead of crippling autism Ralph is dating a girl with crippling depression, I'm pretty sure Ralph made fun of JF for being with that girl but if I recall she was in college and she could operate a vehicle and drive cross country... does Faith even have a drivers license?

Also ladies and guntlemen, Ralph had a nearly 10 minute cope segment. It seems like we're all a bunch of sad and lonely incels according to Ralph and we're just jealous of his smoking hot 18 year old babe and we should all kill ourselves (second vid is later in the show):
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I've been laughing for the past few days about this, I wanted to make my post sooner but I just kept finding more and more funny shit... I nearly lost it when I found the video of her ex with a dildo duct taped to his head!

Also Ralph tries to compare himself to Scott Adams saying people are just jealous of Ralph's hot babe... yes Ralph you found it out, we're all insanely jealous of your clinically depressed potato...
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Ethan is obviously taking advice from Dax Maddax. From the new camera setup to the constant twitter and on-air cope about evil terrible kiwi's. If the Farms is so ineffectual and inconsequential, why devote any attention to it at all @theralph ? It has been said/proven, but I have to reiterate due to this ten minutes of seething : crying laughing emoji irl: cope that Ethan absolutely hates the existence of this thread.

Seethe more, gunt. You're a fat drunken turd and your new gf is a frumpy tumblerina basket case. Perhaps be thankful your developing wet brain allows you to fool yourself. It will make the spiral down far more tolerable. And rest assured the Farms will be laughing at you the whole way down.
 
His name was Oliver1911, other than the name I don't know anything else about them.
There is a certain Ralph paypig I had in mind that I thought this might be but I guess not. Were all the other callers coping and trying to justify Ralph dating the kid aswell?
 
There is a certain Ralph paypig I had in mind that I thought this might be but I guess not. Were all the other callers coping and trying to justify Ralph dating the kid aswell?
I started watching when he began taking callers, it was only the two callers in the clips that said anything about Faith, he didn't take that many calls. They were all names that I haven't heard before but I don't watch the Killstream often, also I don't know what is going on in Ralph's call-in server the last I heard it had no text channels and only a call line... Not even sure if he has someone screen calls or not but it wouldn't shock me if he did.

Also two things I didn't mention in the post, I loved how Ralph acted like everyone knew about the girl... Everyone knew he had a girl with him but he never actually introduced her as his girlfriend, she could have been an 18 year old hooker for all we knew. That and how obsessed Ralph is with Null's penis, it's really weird I get KoP vibes from it... Maybe Ralph wants Josh to slide his outlines into his DMs.
 
There is a certain Ralph paypig I had in mind that I thought this might be but I guess not. Were all the other callers coping and trying to justify Ralph dating the kid aswell?
Most callers didn't say anything about it. One caller said it wasn't an issue as long as Ralph couldn't be her father. When Ralph hinted it was close, the caller then went on to talk about how his grandpa was likes 20 years older than his grandma and they were married 40 years. Kind of a different time though. People were getting married to have a lot of children so the girl was usually younger.
 
I think the difference there is Zoom is admitting the person he's dating was still in highschool and possibly underage, but if she was 18 at the time it's probably legal. Then again, Ralph may have been doing the same thing :thinking:

There is a 0% chance he wasn't sliding in her DMs while she was still in high school, especially if right after graduating she moved in with Ralph.
 
If the Farms is so ineffectual and inconsequential, why devote any attention to it at all @theralph ?
This. All of the best posters here (and frankly even most of the shitty ones) understand implicitly that we are merely the Abyss That Stares Back.

That's why it's always so amazing and hilarious when a cow is worked up over events that occur completely on-site.
 
There is a 0% chance he wasn't sliding in her DMs while she was still in high school, especially if right after graduating she moved in with Ralph.
I firmly believe they've been talking for a while, how long is the big question. I can't imagine a girl, especially one that's been raped, is going to just pack her bags and move across the country to shack up with some guy she met on the internet unless she's not all there or she's trying to do some kind of weird clout chase which if that were the case she'd want to be known.

This girl lives with the gunt and his dying mother? How desperate is she? (Hint: very)
Anyway, with old crazy eyes, its gotta be like throwing a hotdog down the hallway :story:
I LIVE IN A FUCKING MANSION!!!!
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She's FAT.
She's depressed fat, the kind of figure you get from eating nothing but a single meal of junk food and soda per day but you don't actually move at all during the day. Imagine if her depression cope was eating, she'd be getting up to Amberlynn size in the next few years.
 
And right on queue here's Dick and Gator to help run interference:
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I don't know why, but every time gaytor opens his mouth i die a little inside. This is a new kind of secondhand embarrassment i never experienced. Comparing him to Vee is insult to Vee. At least he can stand on his own like a youtuber (probably because he doesn't have diabeetus)
 
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