Jonathan/Jessica Yaniv to be arrested for assaulting Rebel Media journalist

NerdShamer said:
Well, there's four branches of courts in Canada, but for the purpose of this thread, he's going to an Provincial Court for what we Americans call an "arraignment" which is him either pleading guilty of innocent . If he fights it, it'll be an while for more drama because his case will be referred to an Superior Court. For the more curious amongst you, there's an tax court, an civil court, and a military court. Yaniv's case falls under the one for criminal prosecution. And speaking of being tried, the only time they bring out the jury is when the accused is facing more than five years in prison, but that's somewhat rare.

From there, it's essentially an coin toss on what happens next. I've never gotten an good read on the Canadian justice system, but I will say that it's more formalized than America...Because it was founded by Brits.
Click to expand...
I'm not trying to be a dick here.... but FYI you use the word "an" if it precedes a vowel, and "a" if preceding a consonant.

For example: **Jon is a cross dressing pedophile** VS. **Jon is an ignorant pedophile**
In the first example we use 'a' because it precedes the word 'cross', which begins with a consonant, i.e., the letter C. Whereas in the second line we use 'an' because it precedes the word 'ignorant', which begins with a vowel.
 
Last edited:
  • Autistic
  • Agree
  • Dumb
Reactions: the khat quaffer, White Baby, GigaKike and 23 others
Second Hand Syringe said:
I'm not trying to be a dick here.... but FYI you use the word "an" if it precedes a vowel, and "a" if preceding a consonant.

For example: **Jon is a cross dressing pedophile** VS. **Jon is an ignorant pedophile**
In the first example we use 'a' because it precedes the word 'cross', which begins with a consonant, i.e., the letter C. Whereas in the second line we use 'an' because it precedes the word 'ignorant', which begins with a vowel.
Click to expand...

Go an hero yourself you grammar nazi... but seriously I still feel bad for that kid cause in most cases the only exception to using 'an' in front of a consonant is with an H as in like 'it's been an honour.'

Either way back on topic Johnny boys arraignment will not be him pleading innocent or guilty. He will meet with duty council and be asked if he wants to apply for legal aid which they will tell him he will 99% be rejected because they arent seeking jail time. He's also got his weapons charge the same day. They will condense those together to help speed things up. But it's just a first appearance. Don't hold your breath. Honestly dont expect to hear any news about these charges until at least mid November. He will have a couple continuances at least so anyone thinking of going to the next couple court dates dont waste your time. His appearance will last AN honest 2 minutes at most and it'll just be a judge doing paper work and telling him to come back in another month and that'll go on a while.
 
  • Mad at the Internet
  • Like
  • Autistic
Reactions: moocow, Nihil Jung, The Un-Clit and 9 others
Second Hand Syringe said:
I'm not trying to be a dick here.... but FYI you use the word "an" if it precedes a vowel, and "a" if preceding a consonant.

For example: **Jon is a cross dressing pedophile** VS. **Jon is an ignorant pedophile**
In the first example we use 'a' because it precedes the word 'cross', which begins with a consonant, i.e., the letter C. Whereas in the second line we use 'an' because it precedes the word 'ignorant', which begins with a vowel.
Click to expand...
Dude, this is an front for the tabpoids, not an writing forumforum.
Dizzydent said:
Go an hero yourself you grammar nazi... but seriously I still feel bad for that kid cause in most cases the only exception to using 'an' in front of a consonant is with an H as in like 'it's been an honour.'

Either way back on topic Johnny boys arraignment will not be him pleading innocent or guilty. He will meet with duty council and be asked if he wants to apply for legal aid which they will tell him he will 99% be rejected because they arent seeking jail time. He's also got his weapons charge the same day. They will condense those together to help speed things up. But it's just a first appearance. Don't hold your breath. Honestly dont expect to hear any news about these charges until at least mid November. He will have a couple continuances at least so anyone thinking of going to the next couple court dates dont waste your time. His appearance will last AN honest 2 minutes at most and it'll just be a judge doing paper work and telling him to come back in another month and that'll go on a while.
Click to expand...
Well, it's nice to see that the Canadian justice system is just as lethargic as America's. But at any rate, I'd expect things to be going back to normal for Yaniv, but with more whining about his legal troubles.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Hellion, Impossible Brutality, Pina Colda 88 and 1 other person
Spawn said:
My thought is how do tards avoid consequences? Chris hits a guy with a car no jail. Maces someone no jail. DSP fraud no jail. Yaniv bunch of shit. No jail. Are these people using some kind of tard magic to avoid the consequences of their actions. Or is the system that fucking incompetent?
Click to expand...

Tard armor plus this shit just isn't that important. People get shot, stabbed, cars get stolen, buildings burn down from arson, people die, go to the hospital, are crippled for life, get raped, robbed, and all kinds of shit more important than one autistic piece of shit slapping another autistic piece of shit over utterly autistic shit.
 
  • Like
  • Feels
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: He Who Points And Laughs, Sgt. Pinback, artilleryfroth and 10 others
Screenshot_2020-07-15-21-26-50-1.png
 
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Optimistic
Reactions: Hellion, Cilleystring, s0mbra and 22 others
AnOminous said:
Tard armor plus this shit just isn't that important. People get shot, stabbed, cars get stolen, buildings burn down from arson, people die, go to the hospital, are crippled for life, get raped, robbed, and all kinds of shit more important than one autistic piece of shit slapping another autistic piece of shit over utterly autistic shit.
Click to expand...
The amount of police departments bending to the #DefundThePolice crowd certainly isn't helping matters. It's almost as if said crowd doesn't realize that slashing the funding allows idiots like Yaniv to avoid jail.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Like
Reactions: s0mbra and Junkail
EmpireOfTheClouds said:
The amount of police departments bending to the #DefundThePolice crowd certainly isn't helping matters. It's almost as if said crowd doesn't realize that slashing the funding allows idiots like Yaniv to avoid jail.
Click to expand...

I think those particular people are completely okay with idiots like Yaniv getting away with anything.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: the khat quaffer, BadTakeCrucifier, John Andrews Stan and 19 others
Second Hand Syringe said:
I'm not trying to be a dick here.... but FYI you use the word "an" if it precedes a vowel, and "a" if preceding a consonant.

For example: **Jon is a cross dressing pedophile** VS. **Jon is an ignorant pedophile**
In the first example we use 'a' because it precedes the word 'cross', which begins with a consonant, i.e., the letter C. Whereas in the second line we use 'an' because it precedes the word 'ignorant', which begins with a vowel.
Click to expand...
Look, I cringe too when people do grammer wrong, but you really gotta just bite your tongue with these things, nobody's here to be taught anything useful.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: BadTakeCrucifier, GigaKike, Pina Colda 88 and 7 others
ComeGetSome said:
For the weapons charges - the judge has already summarily ruled that Jonny is guilty. For the assault charges, it's probably a total crapshoot which way Yaniv will plea. I do hope that a reporter is there to ask Jonboy on the way into court, tho.
Click to expand...

They'll probably offer him a deal with a fine and a don't be an asshole for a year order, or something similar, which he would be wise to take. At the very least, he'll be told to leave that particular guy alone.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Informative
Reactions: C4605, Hellion, Sgt. Pinback and 5 others
In the United States, he'd be electrocuted in the rectum, then his body would be rendered into tallow to smear on bulle

NerdShamer said:
He's already been arrested.
Click to expand...

Source?

Other than the RCMP coming by.

I mean, they could have come by because Miriam ate the last of his pudding or someone put up a mean sign about him in the hallway or someone called him a man on Twitter or someone said they wanted to rape his still-warm corpse in Minecraft or....

(Edit: That top part was me starting a spergy comment and then deciding I was too drunk to post. I'm leaving it there because it amuses me. Your hats, give me them.)
 
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: DarkAnnie, Gender of peace, The Un-Clit and 3 others
  • Informative
Reactions: Sgt. Pinback, Allakazam223 and KiwiFuzz
Mia Zapata's Ghost said:
jonathan has been tweeting freely since that was posted. Not really a reliable source.
Click to expand...
The source is the complainant and was the person who announced there was even a warrant out (the RCMP told him). Arrest doesn't mean imprisonment by any means. Esp not with covid, esp not if you're a mentally ill troon who will spaz out in a men's facility. Bailed out on the spot, or I'll eat my hat.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: lemmiwinks, C4605, Allakazam223 and 5 others
AnOminous said:
They'll probably offer him a deal with a fine and a don't be an asshole for a year order, or something similar, which he would be wise to take. At the very least, he'll be told to leave that particular guy alone.
Click to expand...
I doubt that he'd last a year under those conditions. That guy will never miss an opportunity to gloat over harassing someone he has a vendetta against.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Allakazam223, Rafal Gan Ganowicz and The Un-Clit
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back