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Crunchy Leaf said:
I know an FTM irl whose birth name was Kaylee and is now Kameron. Why can’t these people ever pick a normal correctly spelled male name that starts with K — is being Kevin that bad?
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I haven't met as many FTM as I have MTF, but from where I'm standing it looks like despite all their claims that they're totally boys, they still fall into the teenage girl trap of looking for "unique" labels to differentiate themselves from the others. Having an "unique" name is part of that. And besides, Kevin, Karl or Konrad are far too manly as far as names go.

A frightening number of them seem to have neurological disorders, too. I'm talking multiple sclerosis and shit like that. No idea why.
 
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Crunchy Leaf said:
r/MTFSelfieTrain haul.
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Holy fuck, it's the coomer. We found him irl
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Corn Flakes said:
I haven't met as many FTM as I have MTF, but from where I'm standing it looks like despite all their claims that they're totally boys, they still fall into the teenage girl trap of looking for "unique" labels to differentiate themselves from the others. Having an "unique" name is part of that. And besides, Kevin, Karl or Konrad are far too manly as far as names go.

A frightening number of them seem to have neurological disorders, too. I'm talking multiple sclerosis and shit like that. No idea why.
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Yeah, I clock FTMs on Facebook all the time based on their silly names. You see Charlemagne or Maxx Nyckel and you know immediately. I also saw one once that was Vincent Sebastian, and I was like hm...how many guys have their middle name in their Facebook name? FTMs always do because they’re So Proud of picking such a Cool Name. And those names together are very FTM.

I went on r/FTM and searched ‘names’. Here’s some:
Hollis Carlisle
Coal Winter Night (wants to sound like a comic book character)
Phinnian, and this person is 57 goddamn years old and married to a man
Arlo, and they think Finch would be a cool middle name and people were agreeing with them
 
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Crunchy Leaf said:
I don’t entirely agree with your premise, but I do think there is a difference between gender non conforming gay people who troon out and those who don’t. I saw an actual TERF, I’m talking real hardcore ‘being a lesbian is a choice’, say she hates the assumption that butch lesbians want to use a strap on.

I also think hormones do weird things to people’s sexualities.
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Yeah, maybe that's the difference. People who are actually GNC don't give a shit about faffing around the approximations of the other sex because they aren't trying to fit themselves into a stereotype. They just are how they are; society is what determines their GNC status, it's not a claimed identity to reee about online.

... Those FTM names give me the Axe bodyspray vapors.
 
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chickenbutt said:
Oh man, I encountered this one randomly on Twitter and dear lord, it's incredible how formulaic these guys are. I got a good belly laugh out of it, though. What a specimen.

"Dress go spinny!! Look at me, I'm just a dainty wee girl frolicking in my imaginary field of cornflowers, tee hee!! This is basically like a perfume commercial!"
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Autistic? Programmer?? Surely not. I am utterly shocked, I tell you. And it wouldn't be troons without a bit of grifting, despite this one actually claiming to be gainfully employed.
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Never fear though guys, if you want to see this beautiful flower up close and personal, he has a porn account for any time you find yourself thinking "you know what's really superfluous to my life? Vision!"
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Minor but absolutely hilarious cow crossover with Emmy Zje, one of Rhys McKinnon's orbiters:
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Oh boy, I feel better already! Look at that warm, glowing smile that absolutely doesn't look like you're about to get shanked behind a Dollar Tree!

I know that all of us actual human females can really identify with Trinda's struggles to maintain an alluring feminine mystique. Girls shave too, you know!! Beautiful girls!! Many of us deal with 5 o clock shadow!!
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Sad as I am to disappoint those of you True and Honest lesbians and straight men who are absolutely slavering at the prospect of a chance with this stunner, they're taken, and apparently a deft hand with nail polish too:
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Remember guys, if you really want to, you can just be a girl. Heaven knows it worked for Trinda. :story:
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This post got an indirect mention by "Trinda" and "Wren" here.

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As an aside, I should really just bookmark this Tim and Eric image since it seems to come in handy so often for this thread.

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Some... noteworthy examples from r/transpassing and adjacent troon subs:

"First time wearing something like this". Hopefully the last, too. But who am I kidding? He'll probably wear it to a job interview if he's ever summoned to one.
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I picked this one because he's got a similar goofy grin as "Alicia" AND made the exact same (erronous) statement: "I'm a woman!"
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Literally just a dude with long hair, and he wants his fellow troons to AGE him on top of everything. No takers so far. On r/transpassing of everything, you know that'd bad.
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And finally... The last one here literally looks like Chris-chan +100 lbs. Make up skills are on point, too.
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Crunchy Leaf said:
Yeah, I clock FTMs on Facebook all the time based on their silly names. You see Charlemagne or Maxx Nyckel and you know immediately. I also saw one once that was Vincent Sebastian, and I was like hm...how many guys have their middle name in their Facebook name? FTMs always do because they’re So Proud of picking such a Cool Name. And those names together are very FTM.

I went on r/FTM and searched ‘names’. Here’s some:
Hollis Carlisle
Coal Winter Night (wants to sound like a comic book character)
Phinnian, and this person is 57 goddamn years old and married to a man
Arlo, and they think Finch would be a cool middle name and people were agreeing with them
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Yup. Both, MTFs and FTMs pick weird ass names.
 
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Peaches Demure said:
So, an angry man calling a "disobedient" woman a cunt and threatening her with rape. What else is new?
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Trans-identified men want everyone to believe they're "true and honest women" while they immediately go straight to sexualized violent threats and rhetoric whenever a woman does anything to displease them. And they behave in the same way as narcissistic abusers (I mentioned in another thread but not here, but) overreacting to very minor slights (such as JKR saying biological sex is real) with over-the-top rage and sexualized violence and threats in the hopes of keeping the victim (or victims, in this case - women as a whole) "in line" in the future.

They want to be called "women" while they act exactly like the most entitled, sexually violent, abusive, vile form of man possible. It's really ironic.
 
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Crunchy Leaf said:
If you’re an American troon, what you should do is go to the Social Security baby name list for your birth year, and pick two from the top 50. Emily’s been a top 50 name since the 80s, so MTFs are all set.
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Look at this bigot. I, Akira Thunderpussy, don't have to subject myself to colonialist cishet naming conventions.
 
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PurpleEater said:
If someone can be "non-binary," what does it mean to be trans?

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'Visibly nonbinary' aka a girl with a pixie cut.

Squid Diddler said:
Why can't they just be... them? Why are these deeply disturbed individuals so desperate to shove themselves into a box? I know, I know, probably autism and a deep desire to fit in somewhere, but still, it begs the question.
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I miss when people unironically said 'labels are for soup cans'. Turns out its a leagues better frame of mind than the alternative.
 
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