🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[2021Murder]

I don't know why, but every time gaytor opens his mouth i die a little inside. This is a new kind of secondhand embarrassment i never experienced. Comparing him to Vee is insult to Vee. At least he can stand on his own like a youtuber (probably because he doesn't have diabeetus)

Plus Vee is an accomplished lawyer, doctor, and gypsy executioner. And hes married to the top prostitute in his village. He probably could end up being Grand Poobah of Romania in a few years. Imagine that, 4 years from now trump getting photo ops with Vee, Vee defending his bad ideas to the romanian people.

 

[Unog]

Hahaha holy fucking shit.

God fucking damn my man you take the whole "she's young enough to be your daughter" saying to a whole new level, and you only look old enough to be her dad.

I cannot imagine the deep, dark, crushing despair such a picture would instill in me if I were to find out I looked exactly like my gf's dad, and that he was probably two decades my senior. Fucking hell.

Also, the dad runs a coin shop, apparently. It's got the same name as the one on his jacket here:

Rocklin Coin Shop | Better Business Bureau® Profile

This organization is not BBB accredited. Bullion Coin Dealers in Rocklin, CA. See BBB rating, reviews, complaints, & more.

www.bbb.org

Not that it really matters, but I think it's interesting that such a thing exists. Never really thought about where those collector guys get their shit from until now.

 

[AMERICA]

Ethan Ralph going on for 10 minutes about how rad it is to slam high school pussy

No, it's not something to be jealous of. It's a midlife crisis.

Spoiler: Off topic shitposting

Every time I see his avatar on Twitter I'm reminded of that Feminist Frequency picture people were making fun of a while back:

Here's Ralph's:

You wish that was your jawline/nose, you fat fuck.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Since we're agepolicing legal age people here what's the minimum age Ralph's girlfriends should be? I9? 20?

 

[Null]

Since we're agepolicing legal age people here what's the minimum age Ralph's girlfriends should be? I9? 20?

Lets start with "old enough to remember 9/11" instead of "born after 9/11" then go from there. He boasted very loudly he'd fuck anyone he'd like who was legal, so I guess if he got married in Texas to a 12 year old people are just supposed to go "well good on him for getting that tight, huwite pussy". At least Gator would be saying that. Even Dick's long term relationship is with someone age appropriate.

And since we are age policing here, have people ever brought up that Nora was underage when they met? I think she was legal in the UK so that's also fair game. As long as it's legal somewhere in the world no one is allowed to say "wow that's gross lmao what the fuck is he thinking".

 

[Dell Conagher]

Lets start with "old enough to remember 9/11" instead of "born after 9/11" then go from there.
And since we are age policing here

The rule of thumb for the lower limit is:
half your age +7,
and for the upper limit it is:
your age -7 then double it.

for ralph's lower it would be 35/2+7 = 24.5 and his upper would be: 35-7*2 = 56

As long as it's legal somewhere in the world no one is allowed to say "wow that's gross lmao what the fuck is he thinking".

Japan be like:

 

[DrBoom]

She's depressed fat, the kind of figure you get from eating nothing but a single meal of junk food and soda per day but you don't actually move at all during the day. Imagine if her depression cope was eating, she'd be getting up to Amberlynn size in the next few years.

BUT She is living with Ralph, a proud southerner.

In time, she will learn to cook all those lovely, fatty, southern dishes that he loves. Mom might even teach her.

The question now is who would be the better feeder? Josh feeding Amberlynn or This young thing feeding the gunt?

 

[Perspicacity]

Just when I thought Gunty couldn't go any lower....... Dear lord how does a morbidly obese, alcoholic, pill popping, white trash, 35 year old man groom an 18 year old girl to move into his mother's foreclosed house???? Like seriously how does that happen? Also is Ade now grooming another 18 year old to relaunch ED? She just doesn't give up.

 

[BrainProlapse]

Since we're agepolicing legal age people here what's the minimum age Ralph's girlfriends should be? I9? 20?

18/19 is that weird age where people are just barely past being a kid, somewhat naive and still figuring things out. Several times now he's gone for that age range.
For example Nora was 17 18 when they got together, a muslim apostate figuring out her life. As of last year she still hadn't told her family that she'd left the faith.
This Faith girl has so many issues I don't even know where to start listing them off, and she's still in school.

Fucking an 18 year old is perfectly fine, but when he's behaving like a shark waiting for a juvenile turtle to reach the water it's undeniably creepy; and makes you think if he could go younger he would.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Since we're agepolicing legal age people here what's the minimum age Ralph's girlfriends should be? I9? 20?

Even if this girl were 25 I'd still be laughing at Ralph for dating this "hot" girl, he's fucking delusional. What's hot about her, her body temperature? Maybe her temper when she has a mental breakdown and starts cutting herself outside of Ralph's mansion. Is this butter face depressed rape victim really the best that Ethan Ralph can do?

Fucking an 18 year old is perfectly fine, but when he's behaving like a shark waiting for a juvenile turtle to reach the water it's undeniably creepy; and makes you think if he could go younger he would.

I'd love to hear Ralph tell us what specifically he finds attractive about her and what they have in common. They way that Ralph is so hung up on the age aspect and not even touching the fact that she's a total trainwreck of a person makes me think he's literally only attracted to her youth. If she starts drinking regularly like our boy Ralph and starts indulging in Ralph's other addictions she's going to age like milk.

 

[AutismAwareness]

Even if this girl were 25 I'd still be laughing at Ralph for dating this "hot" girl, he's fucking delusional. What's hot about her, her body temperature? Maybe her temper when she has a mental breakdown and starts cutting herself outside of Ralph's mansion. Is this butter face depressed rape victim really the best that Ethan Ralph can do?


I'd love to hear Ralph tell us what specifically he finds attractive about her and what they have in common. They way that Ralph is so hung up on the age aspect and not even touching the fact that she's a total trainwreck of a person makes me think he's literally only attracted to her youth. If she starts drinking regularly like our boy Ralph and starts indulging in Ralph's other addictions she's going to age like milk.

You're talking about a guy that thought his obese Pakistani ex-wife with a uni-brow and a mustache was hot.

 

[Vetti]

I don't know why, but every time gaytor opens his mouth i die a little inside. This is a new kind of secondhand embarrassment i never experienced. Comparing him to Vee is insult to Vee. At least he can stand on his own like a youtuber (probably because he doesn't have diabeetus)

Vee is getting married soon, he could handle being Jim's punching bag, and he's distanced himself from Sargon. Gator is still a gunt crease licking Metokur clone who invented a story about a girlfriend who never existed on air. I'm team Vee if it comes down to it.

 

[Walnut_tree]

I can't believe Ralph is still THIS pissed at josh. Naturally, he's on a banning spree in the thread too.

Ralph really likes to go on about Josh's dick...

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Metokur clone

I've never understood how so many people think Gator is like Jim or trying to be like Jim. I don't see anything similar or in-common about the two. Maybe someone can enlighten me. Gator does sound like he's talking about his dream man with the inflection in his voice whenever he says "Jim" but so does Ralph and too many other fags.

 

[AutismAwareness]

I can't believe Ralph is still THIS pissed at josh. Naturally, he's on a banning spree in the thread too.

Ralph really likes to go on about Josh's dick...

I have never seen a 17 year old girl say she was 18 to sleep with an older man before. That would never happen. ever.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

He seems slightly upset.


(tweet) (archive)

Totally not mad though!

 

[Garth]

I can't believe Ralph is still THIS pissed at josh. Naturally, he's on a banning spree in the thread too.

Ralph really likes to go on about Josh's dick...

He is so desperately defensive. "The Gunt doth protest too much, me thinks".

He's so afraid of losing what little following he has left that he seethes over this thread 24/7 and runs damage control from twitter.

He seems slightly upset.

View attachment 1452365
(tweet) (archive)

Totally not mad though!

@theralph You cry like a woman.

 

[Vetti]

I've never understood how so many people think Gator is like Jim or trying to be like Jim. I don't see anything similar or in-common about the two. Maybe someone can enlighten me. Gator does sound like he's talking about his dream man with the inflection in his voice whenever he says "Jim" but so does Ralph and too many other fags.

He goes out of his way to try and emulate Jim's delivery and vocal tendencies. He even puts on a laugh that is his attempt at replicating the smoker cackle. He's too autistic and clumsy to actually cop Jim's personality but he tries.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Ralph and his jannies are back in cope mode this is one of the longest Twitter rants from him I've seen in a while, Ralph is totally not mad:

Still obsessed with Null's penis:

Tweet | Archive

We aren't about facts, I think Ralph has us confused with his tabloid site:

Tweet | Archive

Once again accuses the farms of deleting info (without evidence):

Tweet | Archive

Shannon the First Fag and inventor of the internet says the site has gone in the wrong direction (he's probably still mad Daddy Jim got doxed):

Tweet | Archive

One of Ralph's groomed fans decides to chime in:

Tweet | Archive

Shannon thinks Josh wants Ralph "gone" the corn meme really gets under their skin:

Tweet | Archive

No one has watched you long term Ralph lol:

Tweet | Archive

And again talking about Null's penis and how he's insanely jealous he's not fucking "hot" 18 year old high school girls:

Tweet | Archive

Hi @theralph how's Faith's depression treating you? Did you buy her some clean razor blades so when she cuts herself she doesn't get an infection? Has she made you a drawing to put on your fridge yet?

 

[MediocreMilt]

So we've gone from

The Cow Posts In The Thread

to

The Cow Reads The Thread And SubTweets It

Honestly, this isn't an improvement. If we can post here knowing you'll read and comment on Twitter, you might as well post as @theralph

All this changes is that you're advertising the existence of your thread to your audience, many of whom wouldn't bother to come here otherwise.

Side note: