Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[[V A P O R W A V E]]

Here's making a Yandere Sim Game 101:

>Make a Trailer with a bunch of unity store assets or stolen assests
>Have fans or friends make artwork to give the illusion of planning
>IV drip updates with changes that took 5 hours to make and pretend it took all month
>Start a reddit or discord for fans to speculate and give you ass pats
>Wait til either Yanderedev messages you directly with an Autism fit
>Catch Autism
>Give up development and say "it was only a fun idea from the start"
>ride off into the autism sunset

Pretty much, and after seeing a few post in r/yanderesimulator people really ate the bait, now they're trying to plan new schedules for him, giving more support against the "gremlins" and not even that, some retards are starting to compare this shitshow of a game to KH3, and DmC 5 (because those game took a while to being developed)

Come man! Look how smooth and revamped the game looks!

KH3 was bad and DmC5 had more content, soul, and didnt take a decade to make. We're gonna hit year 7 soon for a fucking ALPHA BUILD of a game? Big yikes.

 

[Brimjack]

We're gonna hit year 7 soon for a fucking ALPHA BUILD of a game? Big yikes.

7 years for a prototype, not even alpha hell this even enters in the "vertical slice" considering the fact that there's no gameplay is just sandbox, and still the weebs thinks this shit is going at good development pace.

 

[walter SMT IV]

I’m kinda sad DrApeis didn’t turn out to be NarwalsAreFalling in disguise. Would’ve been some Scooby-Doo shit.

seems like he is when he tells us shit only apeis would know (like that nocturnal, the only other dev for lovesick, was epic meal dev under an alt):

edit: also apeis being dumb enough to vc with cameron

 

[FatAngryToddler]

What amazes me about Yansim is that Alex hasn't cut his losses and disappeared

 

[[V A P O R W A V E]]

7 years for a prototype, not even alpha hell this even enters in the "vertical slice" considering the fact that there's no gameplay is just sandbox, and still the weebs thinks this shit is going at good development pace.

What's even crazier is most games people are using as "long development cycles" arent companies working from start to finish. A lot of times it's "well we had an idea and then after 3 years we realized the whole thing is completely different from what we want or fuckee and are going back to stage 1." FF15 was an example of this. I think KH3 had similar issues. It is very rare that these AAA studies are working on 1 game for over a decade because that doesnt making any money or sense in the long run. Star Citizen is literally only existing on good faith and would be done if not for fan support. But they're trying to make a game that defies all known gaming experiences, which is bold and dumb. Mind you, these are AAA multimillion dollar companies. Alex is a weird pervert making $over $1000 in his mom's basement. He is, at best, an indie developer, and any indie developer would have told him by now he needs to restructure his game to be simpler and expand once he has the game structure laid out. We know what the structure looks like because of what he's said, but we dont actually know what that looks like in practice still. Like Osama should have been in the game within the first year or two. From there you look and see what is needed to make that experience fun. Instead he did it backwards, so he actually has no fucking clue if any of the bloat he added would be fun or useful. This ones going in the history books as "this is how you dont develop." I think it could possible take number one over Might Number 9.

 

[Dance For Us]

It seems like the LoveSick mods haven't learned from past mistakes.
They implemented a new trial moderation system, however:

-They still continue giving mod roles to confirmed children - Athena and Lebron
-Brought back previous hostile autist and conversation leaker NightWhisper, even made into an admin.
-DrApeis went from being owner, to 'quitting' to being Head Admin within 6 to 8 hours.
-Multiple 'trial' mods promoted within the day to full mods, a few being advanced instantly to Admin.

So, I feel like there's going to be more drama bombs or betrayal eventually.
Can't go 1/4th of a day without some kind of fuck up either. Unprofessional teens and kids. Who woulda thunk it?

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

It seems like the LoveSick mods haven't learned from past mistakes.
They implemented a new trial moderation system, however:

-They still continue giving mod roles to confirmed children - Athena and Lebron
-Brought back previous hostile autist and conversation leaker NightWhisper, even made into an admin.
-DrApeis went from being owner, to 'quitting' to being Head Admin within 6 to 8 hours.
-Multiple 'trial' mods promoted within the day to full mods, a few being advanced instantly to Admin.

So, I feel like there's going to be more drama bombs or betrayal eventually.
Can't go 1/4th of a day without some kind of fuck up either. Unprofessional teens and kids. Who woulda thunk it?

Let's be honest, shit's going to hit the fan in less than 3 days. Seriously, picking children for moderator positions?

 

[Committed Wolf]

It seems like the LoveSick mods haven't learned from past mistakes.
They implemented a new trial moderation system, however:

-They still continue giving mod roles to confirmed children - Athena and Lebron
-Brought back previous hostile autist and conversation leaker NightWhisper, even made into an admin.
-DrApeis went from being owner, to 'quitting' to being Head Admin within 6 to 8 hours.
-Multiple 'trial' mods promoted within the day to full mods, a few being advanced instantly to Admin.

So, I feel like there's going to be more drama bombs or betrayal eventually.
Can't go 1/4th of a day without some kind of fuck up either. Unprofessional teens and kids. Who woulda thunk it?

Jesus, it's like someone put the drama life-cycle on fast-forward. I know these types of games are doomed to fail, but they typical don't up in flames this early.

 

[Dance For Us]

Let's be honest, shit's going to hit the fan in less than 3 days. Seriously, picking children for moderator positions?

Funny part is, I dug around and found out there was a full grown adult moderator. My guess, the only real adult there as she claimed to be 28. I can see she's back to being one of their server boosters, there's no drama surrounding it so my guess is she stepped down on her own.

With other moderators (the kids, unsurprisingly), I've seen them at least bitch or mention their demotion or leaving.
Not this adult though. I just found it funny. lmao

 

[Lagomorph Guy]

seems like he is when he tells us shit only apeis would know (like that nocturnal, the only other dev for lovesick, was epic meal dev under an alt):
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edit: also apeis being dumb enough to vc with cameron
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Aren’t you the same lewdwig that used to mod on the discord and then got banned? Only other place I’ve seen those screenshots is the big ass Google Doc that got posted earlier.

 

[kiwi kiwi kiwi!]

Funny part is, I dug around and found out there was a full grown adult moderator. My guess, the only real adult there

There's another adult mod? The lead artist/mod who drew the MC is 20 y.o.

 

[Dance For Us]

There's another adult mod? The lead artist/mod who drew the MC is 20 y.o.

That's not old though, that's like a college student.
This mod is near her 30's. However, she's not a mod anymore.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

Funny part is, I dug around and found out there was a full grown adult moderator. My guess, the only real adult there as she claimed to be 28. I can see she's back to being one of their server boosters, there's no drama surrounding it so my guess is she stepped down on her own.

With other moderators (the kids, unsurprisingly), I've seen them at least bitch or mention their demotion or leaving.
Not this adult though. I just found it funny. lmao

It's almost like sending a kid to his room as a punishment, and watching them whine about it on Reddit a week later.

 

[walter SMT IV]

Aren’t you the same lewdwig that used to mod on the discord and then got banned? Only other place I’ve seen those screenshots is the big ass Google Doc that got posted earlier.

i got them on a different discord server but looks like someone else posted them

 

[Be patient I have lurkism]

Pretty much, and after seeing a few post in r/yanderesimulator people really ate the bait, now they're trying to plan new schedules for him, giving more support against the "gremlins" and not even that, some retards are starting to compare this shitshow of a game to KH3, and DmC 5 (because those game took a while to being developed)

Come man! Look how smooth and revamped the game looks!

I know this is a dead horse at this point but still

 

[Strelok]

What's the deal with all the newfags posting dumb shit such as:

The site Eternal September'd years ago. One more year and people will be speaking entirely in /pol/ memes, green text, and reddit markdown. We're long past the point of no return.

 

[Dance For Us]

Turns out I was right. This guy was originally a mod made admin quick then demoted back to mod after he made a big fucky wucky by acting on his own accord without permission. So what do the typical LoveSick staff do? They sperg and post it to the public for everyone to see. lmfao

 

[Barley]

Turns out I was right. This guy was originally a mod made admin quick then demoted back to mod after he made a big fucky wucky by acting on his own accord without permission. So what do the typical LoveSick staff do? They sperg and post it to the public for everyone to see. lmfao

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Jokes aside, what are the mods and admins really supposed to do there? I mean, if they can't follow simple guidelines... but I guess, since they are kids, you just can't expect much anyway.
It's still funny how Lovesick has been going for so little time and it's already a big shitshow.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Jokes aside, what are the mods and admins really supposed to do there? I mean, if they can't follow simple guidelines... but I guess, since they are kids, you just can't expect much anyway.
It's still funny how Lovesick has been going for so little time and it's already a big shitshow.

There's over 16k members on the server, so good luck doing anything.

 

[Pacifier Her]

Ah, so the owner of the Lovesick discord server posts links to the farms over there... that explains the influx of new accounts here just this month alone.

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Hi Chalice Vibez!

Hi Changeofheart. Long time lurker, fairly new account maker, only recently poster. Since I'm in the discord, I can give a bit of low-down even if I suffer the same fate as Lewdwig. It went full lock-down due to Lewdwig's postings here (ETA: it's since been taken out of lock-down since my just checking it). Apeis posted proof of him not being this Narwhals character, which I can go ahead and grab for the purpose of archive but this is the YanDev thread so idk how that'll go down here. I'm no redditard or a-log, just a lurker with no etiquette and I'm not afraid to admit it.

I'll admit, I kinda have high hopes for Lovesick (at least compared to when I was a die-hard YanSim fan), but it's starting to dwindle a bit because of Apeis sticking his nose into the drama nearly as much, if not exactly as much, as YanDev which is one of the reasons I was turned off of YanSim. However, the teasers look promising so I'm gonna just play it by ear, bide my time a bit, and see what's worthy to bring here.