If Phil Was Smart - Just for funsies - Don't take this thread too seriously friend

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KillDeer said:
If Phil was smart... he could have created an LLC to both protect himself personally from business issues.
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If he had done that it would have been harder to claim his credit cards as business expenses,it was a 200 IQ move from him to have a single proprietorship.He said that he had been looking into bankruptcy for a long time before declaring it so that has me like the thinking emoji,but most likely it was not planned.
 
At this point in his descent into his alcoholic hermitage I don't even think that's a meaningful proposition.

If Phil was "smart" he'd be a slighty less dumb dumb-guy.
 
If Phil was smart, he would've stayed the fuck away from gacha in all forms, but especially that featuring sweaty wrasslers.
 
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Phil just has to be smarter than the retards that he scams out of money.

Fucking wheelchairs and fail trolls. Hahaha! I got Phil to say "poop" on stream! Good one, my dude.

Just for fun, go to your boss at work and tell them you need a few thousand dollars bonus because you have 14 maxed out credit cards. Give them the ultimatum that if you don't get that money, you won't show up on Monday. See how long you have a job.

Phil just has to be smarter than his retarded viewers. "Gee, looks like we're not going to hit the vest goal. Too bad. I had something really special planned. *sigh* guess I'll have to just throw the special surprise in the garbage. Oh wait! Golden Colts... I mean an anonymous tipper just tipped $87! The vest streak continues!"

Phil just has to be smarter than his wife. "You see, honey, my vertebrated disc in my spinal collusium has hernulated. It damaged the nerves in my penne region. It's not you or anything, I just can't achieve ereculation. By the way, how long until dinner is ready?"

Phil just has to be smarter than his mom. "Mom, I'm working on a ten year plan. I just need $5000 to get over this last hurdle."

Phil just has to be smarter than the boomer court system. "It's business related. I still own it."
 
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+ Tevin would be doing something else with his time.
+ He wouldn't be staying up until 3am getting hammered every night.
+ He may not be jacked, but he wouldn't think it was a good idea to lie and say that he used to lift when he didn't.
+ "Behind the scenes" and "truth of the matter is" wouldn't be so prominent in his vocabulary.
+ The word "detractor" would never be uttered by him, ever.
+ He would appear on podcasts that people actually listen to.
+ He wouldn't have gotten into it with Viscant.
+ He would still be welcome in the FGC.
 
He DOES believe in his own pigroach luck. Not doing so would be the smart thing.
 
Today? No, it's way too late for that to count as making him smart. Just a sign that he wants to not die on his 40th birthday, which I get the feeling he actually does. Whether he accepts it as being his fault or not, he is aware of his bad rep, and that nothing is going to prevent it from sticking for all eternity. Even he can't possibly be numb to such pain.
 
This is the fun of "If Phil were smart" because he's literally never showed the capability and any instance of his life could be corrected in some minor or major way that would have saved him some amount of anguish.

If Phil were smart, he'd inform himself about situations before regurgitating someone else's opinions.
 
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I personally think DSP is hilarious. Sure he's an idiot, but TBH... SonsofKojima are bigger losers than Philly boy is. They are such Aloggers themselves and honestly deserve a thread on here. They don't make fun of DSP, they honestly have something to prove with the guy. There's laughing at someone and then there's spending most of your time hating on someone on a personal level.
 
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I personally think DSP is hilarious. Sure he's an idiot, but TBH... SonsofKojima are bigger losers than Philly boy is. They are such Aloggers themselves and honestly deserve a thread on here. They don't make fun of DSP, they honestly have something to prove with the guy. There's laughing at someone and then there's spending most of your time hating on someone on a personal level.
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Sons of Kojima have been dead for years now, what's the point of making a thread on them now unless someone's found something new about Freddy Boy or whatever.
 
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