Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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I guess it wasn’t enough to embarrass herself on Instagram. She made a TikTok video of her encounter with people selling MAGA merchandise

 

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I guess it wasn’t enough to embarrass herself on Instagram. She made a TikTok video of her encounter with people selling MAGA merchandise

Uh oh Tess, are you appropriating back culture and AAVE? That's not very ally-ish of you!

And now, we wait

 

[cactus]

Uh oh Tess, are you appropriating back culture and AAVE? That's not very ally-ish of you!

And now, we wait
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How the fuck do you fuck up lip syncing?

 

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"Do you want a cookie?" Even her failed insults involve food. Also, just looking at the stark contrast between Tess's profile pic and the other woman's is cracking me up. You just know Tess hates all women under 300lbs.

 

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Why do people waste their time with her? Even if I didn't know who she was, anyone who would drive past a booth selling Trump merch just to blast 'fuck Donald Trump' isn't someone I would assume to be reasonable and open-minded.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

She calls Trump a pedophile, while she happily poses with one of the nastiest pedophiles there was, and brags about it.

The hypocrisy, it burns.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

She is such an ugly person, inside and out. Figuratively and literally. /CaptainObvious

I'm glad she hates Trump. Super glad. I want to have the least amount in common possible with pigs like her.

 

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She is such an ugly person, inside and out. Figuratively and literally. /CaptainObvious

I'm glad she hates Trump. Super glad. I want to have the least amount in common possible with pigs like her.

I truly think that any political endorsement from Tess would do more harm than good. Just Lena Dunham’s Hillary endorsement in 2016 single handedly turned some people off from voting for her (based on some of the YouTube comments on any Lens Dunham video related to Hillary). It’s petty, but people will do a lot to separate themselves from lolcows. Sometimes I still wish Tess was as famous as she was in 2014 because with her political takes these days, it would be hilarious to see even more blowback.

 

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Fuck U
Racist Clown
Do U wanna cookie?

Fat tard scribled pig for: I am out of gas. I have absolutely NO argument (well, not a coherent one), and I am wholesale fabricating things like calling MY PRESIDENT a pedophile even though Creepy Uncle Joe has montage after montage after montage showing him sniffing little girls.

Tee Hee where's that picture of me with Mary Kay Letourneau that pedophile??

I'd love to see someone spam the shit outta her Insta with that picture after calling our sitting president a pedophile.

 

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Fuck U
Racist Clown
Do U wanna cookie?

Fat tard scribled pig for: I am out of gas. I have absolutely NO argument (well, not a coherent one), and I am wholesale fabricating things like calling MY PRESIDENT a pedophile even though Creepy Uncle Joe has montage after montage after montage showing him sniffing little girls.

Tee Hee where's that picture of me with Mary Kay Letourneau that pedophile??

I'd love to see someone spam the shit outta her Insta with that picture after calling our sitting president a pedophile.

If Trump wins re-election, I wonder how much sheet cake she’ll go through? She seems like an emotional eater and for how worked up she got just seeing people sell Trump merchandise, I could see Trump winning again making her livid.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

the nose ring

 

[America's Giggling Gigolo]

Tess without makeup:

 

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If Trump wins re-election, I wonder how much sheet cake she’ll go through? She seems like an emotional eater and for how worked up she got just seeing people sell Trump merchandise, I could see Trump winning again making her livid.

I know it would be too good for Tess but I'm hoping for a straight up heart attack, myself. It doesn't even need to be lethal, just scare her a bit into eating less. I know Tess is "live fast, die young" on the surface but such people often have a deep-seated fear of death. Just look at the response to the coronavirus.

 

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the nose ring

The only cow I see is in the bottom picture.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

The only cow I see is in the bottom picture.

Cows contribute to society unlike tess.

 

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[Cheesegirl78]

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the nose ring

Do NOT compare that beautiful animal to Tess.
Cows have a purpose, give food, and love their children.

Tess is none of these.

 

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Laaaaaaahs

You like to Instagram acai bowls and pretend you are a young, thin, successful influencer and not a middle aged, homeless, mobidly obese and broke single mom.