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I don't think I'll ever stop enjoying LowT lurching and reeling from one catastrophic blunder to the next like he was still being beaten about the head and neck by Uwe Boll.
Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
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I don't think I'll ever stop enjoying LowT lurching and reeling from one catastrophic blunder to the next like he was still being beaten about the head and neck by Uwe Boll.
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Love how our little BPD tragicow always looks drunk and/or high in her Facebook profile pics.
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it is a good clue as to why lowtax ended up the way he did, eh? A normal mother would tell a son that age to go fuck himself.
I have a feeling that without having had the dumb luck of founding SA, lowtax would have just lived in her basement after dropping out of college. Money and success can genuinely be the worst thing to happen to some kinds of people.
Leonard Helplessness
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Once upon a time, a very lazy man named Richard bought a goose from the market and brought it home, intending to butcher and eat it the next day. That following morning, however, Richard discovered that the goose had laid an egg made of solid gold!
In fact, the goose continued to lay a brand new golden egg every single day. Upon realizing that he was the luckiest man in the world, Richard immediately quit his job and resolved to spend the rest of his life in idle luxury. He pawned each egg as soon as it was laid and spent all the money the same day on very expensive food, strong drink, and pills that made him care about absolutely nothing in the world. He bought various fancy things as well, and borrowed yet more fancy things, paying rent on these things through the money received by one golden egg after another. He did this because it seemed cheaper than buying the things outright.
Richard's abundance of luxury and free time made him many friends, though he soon discovered that all of them were there only for his money; every genuine person who approached him soon fled due to his poor temper and lack of motivation towards anything in life except empty pleasures. He found women who seemed to love him, but regardless of whether their feelings were genuine, they too were soon driven away by his ill nature.
Over time, Richard grew tired of spending the five minutes it took to feed the goose every morning, and he grew reluctant to part with the few coins necessary to buy a new sack of goose feed every month. He began seeking ways to make the goose provide him with more and larger golden eggs. He paid large sums of money to men who promised to condition and train the goose, but they merely took their payments and ran away. He tried talking to the goose and telling it funny jokes to tickle its innards, but it only became upset by his terrible attempts at humor. Finally he tried feeding it mangosteen juice, but upon tasting the liquid the goose honked angrily at Richard and turned up its bill. Heartbroken, Richard retreated into his expensive house and left the goose to fend for itself while he tried to distract himself with the most expensive food and the most dangerous pills he could find. Richard continued to do this for nearly 15 years; during that time the goose wasted away and became increasingly deranged and angry at the world. As the years wore on, its eggs became smaller and smaller.
Then there came a day when Richard -- an aging, addled, unhealthy man by that time -- happened upon a young, fetching woman who claimed to be a wizard. She promised that she could restore the goose to its former glory; if she was allowed some time to work her magic on the goose it would soon begin producing more and larger eggs than ever before. Richard was very excited and brought the woman home, giving her everything she said would be required to complete her magic spells. He also shared with her all of his strong drinks and strange pills, which she partook of happily while she worked and Richard played with toys made for children. This continued for some months until the woman -- who was not in fact a wizard and was in fact a very, very troubled human being -- began to see strange things in the shadows of Richard's house, and became terrified and tried to wake Richard from his stupor, first by screaming at him, then by shaking him, then by beating him until he started awake and struck at her. Pandemonium ensued, and Richard quickly evicted the woman from his house; she fled into the countryside screaming at everybody who would listen -- including the goose -- that Richard was a demon in human form.
A few days later, Richard awoke from a near-comatose sleep and went outside to collect the golden eggs. To his surprise, he discovered that the goose had shat out all of its guts and was seeking to kill him. He is now trying to sell the goose. The story is not yet over.
In fact, the goose continued to lay a brand new golden egg every single day. Upon realizing that he was the luckiest man in the world, Richard immediately quit his job and resolved to spend the rest of his life in idle luxury. He pawned each egg as soon as it was laid and spent all the money the same day on very expensive food, strong drink, and pills that made him care about absolutely nothing in the world. He bought various fancy things as well, and borrowed yet more fancy things, paying rent on these things through the money received by one golden egg after another. He did this because it seemed cheaper than buying the things outright.
Richard's abundance of luxury and free time made him many friends, though he soon discovered that all of them were there only for his money; every genuine person who approached him soon fled due to his poor temper and lack of motivation towards anything in life except empty pleasures. He found women who seemed to love him, but regardless of whether their feelings were genuine, they too were soon driven away by his ill nature.
Over time, Richard grew tired of spending the five minutes it took to feed the goose every morning, and he grew reluctant to part with the few coins necessary to buy a new sack of goose feed every month. He began seeking ways to make the goose provide him with more and larger golden eggs. He paid large sums of money to men who promised to condition and train the goose, but they merely took their payments and ran away. He tried talking to the goose and telling it funny jokes to tickle its innards, but it only became upset by his terrible attempts at humor. Finally he tried feeding it mangosteen juice, but upon tasting the liquid the goose honked angrily at Richard and turned up its bill. Heartbroken, Richard retreated into his expensive house and left the goose to fend for itself while he tried to distract himself with the most expensive food and the most dangerous pills he could find. Richard continued to do this for nearly 15 years; during that time the goose wasted away and became increasingly deranged and angry at the world. As the years wore on, its eggs became smaller and smaller.
Then there came a day when Richard -- an aging, addled, unhealthy man by that time -- happened upon a young, fetching woman who claimed to be a wizard. She promised that she could restore the goose to its former glory; if she was allowed some time to work her magic on the goose it would soon begin producing more and larger eggs than ever before. Richard was very excited and brought the woman home, giving her everything she said would be required to complete her magic spells. He also shared with her all of his strong drinks and strange pills, which she partook of happily while she worked and Richard played with toys made for children. This continued for some months until the woman -- who was not in fact a wizard and was in fact a very, very troubled human being -- began to see strange things in the shadows of Richard's house, and became terrified and tried to wake Richard from his stupor, first by screaming at him, then by shaking him, then by beating him until he started awake and struck at her. Pandemonium ensued, and Richard quickly evicted the woman from his house; she fled into the countryside screaming at everybody who would listen -- including the goose -- that Richard was a demon in human form.
A few days later, Richard awoke from a near-comatose sleep and went outside to collect the golden eggs. To his surprise, he discovered that the goose had shat out all of its guts and was seeking to kill him. He is now trying to sell the goose. The story is not yet over.
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"Look gooftroops, I will be found, 100% innocent! Innocent! Gaswh! Internet hate machine here. Once I am proven innocent, they will all turn tail and know I'm a good person!" - Ignores the fact that he cheated on his wife with a thot lol
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It will either be Jeffery, a mod, or any part of her "inner circle" that works with her "behind the scenes".
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I think she's aiming to attract bigger fish through the Vice interview. Her resume is thin, to say the least, but there's a sucker born every minute and some of those suckers are in a position to hire her.
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Vicetards are the perfect people to give it to her too. I'm expecting something like that. I will almost be disappointed if they produce a competent work of journalism.
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guess the july 5th fireworks have vanished into the ether like so many xenforo forum migrations
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I'll believe it when it shows up in verifiable sources.
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Oh, honey, literally no one thinks that you're articulate and sane ITYOOL 2020, and no one is going to remember you as articulate and sane in 2045 when your corpse is found half-eaten by the 3 dozen cats in your double wide.
Oh, please, Lord baby Jesus...
If he had even a fraction of the cleverness to do this, he wouldn't be in this pickle.
BiBearFan
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Who's the one cucked enough to make sure the patreon isn't below $1000?
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Imagine being the faggot whose welfare check was just barely enough to get his wife-beating hero back up over $1,000.
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Report from the near future:
A dark room. A phone vibrates softly, breaking the stillness. Lowtax's mom is on the line and boy howdy does she have a bee in her bonnet.
Leonard Helplessness
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She sure knows all about Her Abuser's feelings. Lady's so fuckin good at mind-reading she should work for the FBI.
e: I just read that last sentence. Bitch if you weren't crazy he wouldn't have stuck his dick in you.
e: I just read that last sentence. Bitch if you weren't crazy he wouldn't have stuck his dick in you.
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This is hilarious. This cunt literally destroyed his life. She nuked his sole source of income to the ground. She expects compassion from LowT.
Even I don't expect that. Holy fuck, only a sociopathic lunatic would expect that. This cunt is nuclear garbage.
Congrats LowT on finding the perfect borderline personality crazy fucking psycho you have deserved the last 20 years or so!
Wow, this person was custom-made to fuck you in the ass, and it's happening.
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I'd be bashing Logan in this thread but there's no way I'm lending any support to Lowtax whatsoever. Reap what you sow, Richard.
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I'm saving some of my comments for Bogan for later. Still, she gets hers, too. In due time.
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why do you guys have it out for me jesus christ
just tell me what ya really think, fellas!
your hatred is so cartoonish. almost like bad writing in a children's TV show, except you guys actually live like this lol
just tell me what ya really think, fellas!
your hatred is so cartoonish. almost like bad writing in a children's TV show, except you guys actually live like this lol