Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[AnOminous]

Prove anything at all or you're just full of bullshit. Which you are anyway even if you are who you say who you are, nutjob.

 

[The I Scream Man]

You are right about one thing though, I think its more pity than hate for me at least

 

[Mormon BPD Cokewhore]

Did Lowtax ever tell you about having Ashli put in immigration detention?

Did he ever explain why she didn’t have her green card three years after their marriage?

How often did his mom show up or call?

Did he really expect you to be his “caretaker” as he claimed on that podcast?

1. Yeah, he said she abused him. I bought it, like an idiot.

2. He said she never filled out the paperwork. I know jack shit about immigration, so I bought it, like an idiot.

3. He talked to his mom every day. Didn't show up too frequently but she was on speed dial.

4. Yes, I did everything. Dishes, laundry, cleaning, I even changed his fucking bedsheets and I tried to unclog his opioid shit from the toilet. No joke. I couldn't do it, he literally shat cement.

Prove anything at all or you're just full of bullshit. Which you are anyway even if you are who you say who you are, nutjob.

Aww. Well get a mod in here and message me on instagram again. I forgot the login for my other account lol

You guys actually helped some domestic violence survivors get justice because you spread my story. It's not about me, it's what you did for those other women. Thank you. That's pretty cool tbh. Just wanna say.

 

[wreddit]

Good questions.

1. I take 3 medications for bipolar disorder. I am not in treatment for alcohol abuse disorder because I don't have it. His complaint was always that I was drinking even if I wasn't. I've never been in treatment for addiction.

2. It was a handshake deal. I have evidence of my employment; I had control over a lot of money shit, especially ads. I got paid for it. And I don't know what my involvement will be. The future is up in the air at this point.

Thanks a lot for your responses. I appreciate your candor.

Was there ever a time when your relationship with Lowtax was just business, or was it always romantic? You've written about idolizing him, so I would expect there'd be a certain amount of romantic potential even during what otherwise might be a purely business meeting.

Did you approach Lowtax, or did he approach you? How?

I know it's kind of a hassle, but could you provide a brief timeline of how your relationship started?

 

[Mormon BPD Cokewhore]

Thanks a lot for your responses. I appreciate your candor.

Was there ever a time when your relationship with Lowtax was just business, or was it always romantic? You've written about idolizing him, so I would expect there'd be a certain amount of romantic potential even during what otherwise might be a purely business meeting.

Did you approach Lowtax, or did he approach you? How?

I know it's kind of a hassle, but could you provide a brief timeline of how your relationship started?

Alright, this is an actual story. I like your questions.

I originally found Lowtax's facebook profile through a mutual friend. I friended him, started commenting on his posts, etc. Probably around Late September 2019. I made a comment on a post that said something like "Why don't people realize that all my posts are so great" and I said "People would recognize it more if you recognized your orbiters more" or something. He didn't know what an orbiter was, I explained, and he said "Let's orbit baby". Then his wife showed up in the thread. Later on I messaged him: "Is you wife mad?" "Probably." From there I just talked to the guy casually. It didn't turn romantic until he convinced me to turn my therapist in around early November. He was the only person that cared that my therapist sexually assaulted me. It made me trust him.

 

[dance dance if you want]

What was your original SA account name?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Good questions.

1. I take 3 medications for bipolar disorder. I am not in treatment for alcohol abuse disorder because I don't have it. His complaint was always that I was drinking even if I wasn't. I've never been in treatment for addiction.

2. It was a handshake deal. I have evidence of my employment; I had control over a lot of money shit, especially ads. I got paid for it. And I don't know what my involvement will be. The future is up in the air at this point.

I believe you don’t have a drinking problem, that just reeked of Lowtax using it as an excuse to vilify you and try to seem like some noble guy that just wanted you “to get help.”

Addicts love accusing others of what they are guilty of. (But Lowtax just an opiate/bento addict, not a alcoholic.)

1. Yeah, he said she abused him. I bought it, like an idiot.

2. He said she never filled out the paperwork. I know jack shit about immigration, so I bought it, like an idiot.

3. He talked to his mom every day. Didn't show up too frequently but she was on speed dial.

4. Yes, I did everything. Dishes, laundry, cleaning, I even changed his fucking bedsheets and I tried to unclog his opioid shit from the toilet. No joke. I couldn't do it, he literally shat cement.

Was his mom nice to you until turning like a pit viper once Lowtax started complaining to mommy? She seemed to hate Ashli.No woman good enough for her darling boy syndrome.

How did Lowtax claim he could care for his daughter if he was a bedridden cripple that needed someone to be a live-in nurse and clean his house.

If a man can’t unclog his own toilet he sure as fuck can’t change diapers or deal with potty training a kid.

The minute he asked you to unclog his toilet you should have left and called the cops for extreme mental abuse.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Did Lowtax ever talk about Smorky? Maybe sigh wistfully while clutching a yarn wig to his chest?

 

[wreddit]

Logan seems to have been banned (she said so in a PM).

 

[A Pox]

Is it true that LowT had his lawyer tell you to recant your story on Kiwifarms?

 

[White Devil]

I kind of doubt that's even her. Too lucid.

 

[Well Intentioned]

What was the second police incident about?

Is that what you've got a court date for, or is that for the first incident?

EDIT: Oh yeah, how much of a role does Mommy Lowtax play in his life?

Any screenshots of Mama Lowtax giving you the gears?

 

[White Devil]

Also, if that really is her; lol if you think you're going to come out a winner in all this and Something Troonful won't turn on you like a rattlesnake.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Do you find it strange that your police report reads just like the one he filed on Ashli a year ago?

Lowtax seems to like to call the cops and claim women are hitting a poor invalid in an exact spot he’s having or just had surgery on.

Alright, this is an actual story. I like your questions.

I originally found Lowtax's facebook profile through a mutual friend. I friended him, started commenting on his posts, etc. Probably around Late September 2019. I made a comment on a post that said something like "Why don't people realize that all my posts are so great" and I said "People would recognize it more if you recognized your orbiters more" or something. He didn't know what an orbiter was, I explained, and he said "Let's orbit baby". Then his wife showed up in the thread. Later on I messaged him: "Is you wife mad?" "Probably." From there I just talked to the guy casually. It didn't turn romantic until he convinced me to turn my therapist in around early November. He was the only person that cared that my therapist sexually assaulted me. It made me trust him.

Ashli must have been aware he was trying to hook up with women online if she jumped in that quick on FB comment banter.

I predicted Lowtax flew out to Utah to play the noble gentlemen after you told him your therapist abused you. Flying a thousand miles to have sex with a woman who just told you she was sexually abused fits his pattern.

 

[Vivacious]

He was the only person that cared that my therapist sexually assaulted me. It made me trust him.

Why didn't the rest of your friends care about that? You seem to have a lot of facebook friends. Are they not close?

 

[White Devil]

Why didn't the rest of your friends care about that? You seem to have a lot of facebook friends. Are they not close?

They're all orbiters.

EDIT: Let me clarify, this is not a woman who keeps friends. Her whole pattern of behavior going back a year now proves this. If Logan has had a single real friend in her entire life, I would be surprised. I'm not saying she's orchestrated this whole thing because honestly I don't believe that she is that smart, but she is clearly manipulative. I mean, who the fuck tells a stranger your therapist was molesting you? Given how she acts, who's to say she didn't initiate things with the therapist and he was just weak enough to give in to this Zoe Quinn fame whore wannabe?

 

[BiBearFan]

He always had a pattern of hooking up with women through FB and Messenger. He's still doing it now, with more violence.

 

[wreddit]

He always had a pattern of hooking up with women through FB and Messenger. He's still doing it now, with more violence.

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not like he can do it with twitter. ZING

 

[DuckSucker]

oh i don't have that problem. hope someone can help!

Would you suggest cocaine, or adderall instead? Im looking for the best bang for my buck here. Im thinking adderall because Ive heard cocaine doesnt stay with you that long like adderall does and theres a lot of low quality shit out there.

I kind of doubt that's even her. Too lucid.

I dunno shes got the sanctimonious SA goon snark down, shes been relatively lucid when shes talking about all this from what Ive seen in this thread of facebook posts, the weird shit she posts that's stupid, that's just goons' type of trying to dig the claws in while looking like youre above it all. Its basically another form of the old internet argument thing where you correct someone's grammar or spelling and hold your nose in the air and comment on their intelligence: "I dont think youre very smart, bud."

At the very least its probably someone from SA.

Shmorkys ex girlfriend was this way too.

 

[White Devil]

Would you suggest cocaine, or adderall instead? Im looking for the best bang for my buck here. Im thinking adderall because Ive heard cocaine doesnt stay with you that long like adderall does and theres a lot of low quality shit out there.

I dunno shes got the sanctimonious SA goon snark down, shes been relatively lucid when shes talking about all this from what Ive seen in this thread of facebook posts, the weird shit she posts that's stupid, that's just goons' type of trying to dig the claws in while looking like youre above it all. Its basically another form of the old internet argument thing where you correct someone's grammar or spelling and hold your nose in the air and comment on their intelligence: "I dont think youre very smart, bud."

At the very least its probably someone from SA.

Shmorkys ex girlfriend was this way too.

Shmorkys ex was at least attractive in that 00s damaged goth kind of way.