Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024

[Jaded Optimist]

Jon and Phil are the only ones who don’t pull the abusive ex but that’s because Jon was an abusive asshole and Phil is literally retarded.

Nah, Jon said Phil was mentally abusive or some shit because he totally for reals bought a gun against Jon's wishes and lied about it being in the house.

 

[Positron]

Rat crossover over college:


And the best thing about college? Tranny smut in the library!


Now that Zach doesn't have to check Heather's vital signs hourly and keep records in triplicate, he is free to engage in inane slapfights:

If Zach believes in imagination so much, I won't be surprised if he continues to imagine Heather as the breadwinning workhorse who will make even more money post-stroke.

Even better! Senpai Hayton answers!



Okay, a little diversion. Yesterday Jake Alley made a series of really inane tweets about dogs and porcupines, which made me want to look at videos about the aftermath of dog-porcupine fights (such as this, very touching and sad.)
Zach is like the porcupine who leaves a mouthful of quills in a dog's mouth.


Yup. Took him this long to figure out.

+ + + +
Zach leaves some thoughts for Heather:


Heather counts her blessings:


And BTW:

QUESTION : has a troonlationship ever ended with "we grew apart", "it didn't work out", "we ere just too different"? or it it always "my abusive ex"?

You have to understand all troons are narcs. Narc's way of thinking is that they attribute everything that "doesn't work out" to active malice from the other partner, or at least the result that the partner didn't work hard enough to satisfy the narc's impossible demands (see Jennifer Dianne Reitz for a canonical case). Hence "abuse".

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

So he's controlling her food and he's feeding her strawberries with Cool Whip, which is basically whipped corn syrup, as a snack.

Most diabetics substitute real whipped cream or something like reddi-whip for Cool Whip, especially when applying it to something that's already sweet. Wonder what he's making her for breakfast...cream of wheat with blueberries, perhaps? Grits with honey?

 

[Law]

Caring about lame human stuff like "diabetic hyperglycemia" isn't as exciting as yelling at Debbie Hayton on Twitter.

 

[Actinidia]

Wonder what he's making her for breakfast...cream of wheat with blueberries, perhaps? Grits with honey?

Ooh, ooh, I'll go with... the "healthy" pop tarts.

Spoiler: So healthy.

Which actually have MORE calories, sodium, and saturated fat, and exactly the same amount of fiber (practically none) but retards never read the nutrition labels.

 

[Mr Snoid]

A few samples from the years of unheralded batshittery that deserves appreciation...

 

[Tragi-Chan]

A few samples from the years of unheralded batshittery that deserves appreciation...

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I’d say this highlights the difference between street-smart and book-smart, but he’s also not book-smart.

 

[Spastic Colon]

His stories about college are too pathetic to not be true. No one with his brand of narcissism would lie about being so unlikable that not a single classmate, neighbor, acquaintance, friend would listen to his speeches.
Frankly, I think it’s great he’s going to school rather than doing anything to help and support his dying invalid wife and her two special needs kids. It shows what a terrible person he is. Thousands of people manage to work full time and pursue a degree but that’s not the experience Zach wants. He wants to larp as a little catholic school girl and find another Penny to fuck or another sugar mommy to save him from Hagrid’s hovel.
Sadly for Zach, he’s 30, fat, has meth mouth, is balding, has a blown out anus, and a dick that doesn’t work. He’s everything someone who wants a trophy partner doesn’t want.
He’s only lucky that Hagrid is a such a doormat. I encourage Zach to saddle the household with more debt, especially debt that can never be discharged.

Zach is delusional in more ways than one. He may only be a 30 something, but to college kids, that's still old. Especially since he's married and has step kids almost as old as they are. He's never going to be just like all other kids on campus (assuming he actually attends). If there are group projects, you can bet that they'll all be discussing the weird old dude they got stuck with. It will be like his KF thread only in real life. I hope they find his thread so they can really have fun gossiping.

If he had only listened to his mom and focused on school, he could have started college when he was in his prime. He could have enjoyed the parties and the sex. But, now he's saddled with a sick wife and special needs step kids that he hates and it will suck all the fun out of college for him.

But, I hope he does go to college. That's at least 2 years and $25K that he's going to waste because he has no plan to actually work for a living. Even if he did, the social media check that employers routinely do will keep him out of any good jobs. If there is a candidate who hasn't filmed his goatse or enemas, they'll get the job. It's going to be much more entertaining if Heather kicks the bucket and he's got all this debt that he can't repay. Even if she manages to hang on. that disability check isn't going to be enough to cover it all. Hope they like ramen and beans.

Of course, if his goal is simply to boost his qualifications, maybe just lying about getting a degree is good enough. Is there anyone online that is going to demand to see his actual transcript? He probably is just bullshitting because he knows his fellow troons (who are the only ones who will be impressed) are too stupid to figure it out. (And he's right about that.) I'm not taking his college claims seriously. As an atheist, he should appreciate that no one should be asked to believe something simply based on faith that it is true. You should only believe something if there is proof, right?

A few samples from the years of unheralded batshittery that deserves appreciation...
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No one wants to work in a coal mine, but they do it to feed their families. Not only do they do a job that no one else wants to do, but they risk their lives doing it. He's worried about covid? Try worrying about black lung. He has the audacity to look down his nose at people who work harder in one day than he has ever worked in his entire life ... No one wants to pick fruit, empty septic tanks, pick up garbage, etc. Those are crappy jobs -- but at least those people aren't too lazy to work. Even if Zach actually had a high IQ, he's infinitely less valuable than the kid with Down's syndrome who wipes down the machines at my gym. That kid is a hard worker and always greets you with a smile. What has Zach done for anyone? He's not even useful to himself.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

It was nice of Zack's clown-fucker mommy to send Heather a get-well card.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

No one wants to work in a coal mine, but they do it to feed their families. Not only do they do a job that no one else wants to do, but they risk their lives doing it. He's worried about covid? Try worrying about black lung. He has the audacity to look down his nose at people who work harder in one day than he has ever worked in his entire life ... No one wants to pick fruit, empty septic tanks, pick up garbage, etc. Those are crappy jobs -- but at least those people aren't too lazy to work. Even if Zach actually had a high IQ, he's infinitely less valuable than the kid with Down's syndrome who wipes down the machines at my gym. That kid is a hard worker and always greets you with a smile. What has Zach done for anyone? He's not even useful to himself.

Those posts are a good insight into the world of Zach. This is a man who thinks hard, unpleasant work is somehow less dignified than handouts. I can see why he turns his nose up at shelf-stacking.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I find myself wondering why Zack didn't try to get SSI seven or eight years ago, when Social Security was handing out tugboats to tons of trannies... and I've come up with several reasons why he never tried. First, you need to have someone treating you for a sustained period of time, someone to diagnose your mental illness and attempt to treat it. They would have to be able to demonstrate that the illness or condition would interfere with your ability to work. Zack, so far as I know, has never been treated for mental illness or seen a counselor or therapist. Zack's ego would never allow him to sit there and listen to a therapist tell him uncomfortable truths about himself, nor would he consent to a treatment plan that involved anything other than "Let me do whatever I want, whenever I want, and avoid all responsibility. Oh, and give me whatever psychiatric drugs I want, to be taken if and when I see fit."

Second, there's the aspect of being unable to work. Zack has never held a job other than "making videos on youtube", which is not considered work by Social Security. You have to work for a certain period of time in real jobs making a certain (low) amount of money to qualify for SSDI. You need to have paid FICA taxes for a period of five to ten years. Zack has done none of this, so SSDI is out the window. Zack would have to try for the lower-paying SSI, which is designed for people who are so profoundly disabled that they've never been able (or probably ever able) to hold a job of any kind. it's a lower amount by design, because people that deeply unwell generally have family taking care of them (think Hartley Hooligans) or are in the care of the government in the form of group homes or long-term care facilities (think of a profoundly autistic man who has outgrown the care and control of his parents). Once again, though, Zack doesn't meet the requirements.

So why didn't Zack ever even try? First, the treatment and diagnosis issue I mentioned earlier. Second, there's Zack's gargantuan ego. He never can resist trying to show everyone he comes into contact with just how smart he is. Filing for disability is, by definition, admitting that you have serious, deep, constant problems. Zack ain't going for that. The most important reason, however, ties back in with that first point: Zack is profoundly, deeply lazy. Going to therapists takes effort. Filling out paperwork for an application takes effort. Interviews with Social Security disability evaluators takes effort. It's much easier to sit on your giant dildo, fuck around on the internet, and live off of your wife's earnings.

Well, it's too late now. Social Security has a huge backlog, and I've heard (anecdotally, admittedly) that trannies aren't regarded as special or guaranteed slam dunk cases now. You better have something wrong with you and you better be able to prove it.

 

[HonestJohn2376]

No one wants to work in a coal mine, but they do it to feed their families. Not only do they do a job that no one else wants to do, but they risk their lives doing it. He's worried about covid? Try worrying about black lung. He has the audacity to look down his nose at people who work harder in one day than he has ever worked in his entire life ... No one wants to pick fruit, empty septic tanks, pick up garbage, etc. Those are crappy jobs -- but at least those people aren't too lazy to work. Even if Zach actually had a high IQ, he's infinitely less valuable than the kid with Down's syndrome who wipes down the machines at my gym. That kid is a hard worker and always greets you with a smile. What has Zach done for anyone? He's not even useful to himself.

Zinnia's white (she)male privilege is showing. And she's having another Karen moment.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

Zach also never called Penny abusive

He went more with godawful instead and completely responsible for Zach being a fuck up.
It's more poetic that way , esp with the 'question' if penny even has the capability of feeling at all.

 

[fuckidunno]

He went more with godawful instead and completely responsible for Zach being a fuck up.
It's more poetic that way , esp with the 'question' if penny even has the capability of feeling at all.




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given what they put their own assholes through, I pray to the baby Mohammad that Penny can't feel anything

 

[Law]

At this point I want Heather to get better then leave Zach for a birthday clown. Being a birthday clown is more of a job than tweeting incessantly and daydreaming about college brochures. Birthday clowns can probably drive.

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

At this point I want Heather to get better then leave Zach for a birthday clown. Being a birthday clown is more of a job than tweeting incessantly and daydreaming about college brochures. Birthday clowns can probably drive.

Yeah, but clowns drive really small cars, and Heather's a great big fat person.

 

[Mr Snoid]

And the best thing about college? Tranny smut in the library!

Trans "women" just hangin' out, eh?

No, those are almost certainly "transvestites." There has never been a shortage of those.

"Transsexual" was reserved for guys who got the chop.

Hey, what's this?

If you let him, Zack will retcon history until it's lousy with troons.

 

[HonestJohn2376]

Trans "women" just hangin' out, eh?

No, those are almost certainly "transvestites." There has never been a shortage of those.

"Transsexual" was reserved for guys who got the chop.

Hey, what's this?

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If you let him, Zack will retcon history until it's lousy with troons.

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Quasi off-topic, but what turns a transvestite into a transsexual, anyway? When does a person cross a threshold into truly becoming trans and not merely a cross-dresser? When they have bottom surgery? When they're passing in mainstream society? When they put enough effort into becoming a woman/man?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

At this point I want Heather to get better then leave Zach for a birthday clown. Being a birthday clown is more of a job than tweeting incessantly and daydreaming about college brochures. Birthday clowns can probably drive.

Gofundme to send a birthday clown to “cheer” Hagrid up.

 

[Mr Snoid]

It was nice of Zack's clown-fucker mommy to send Heather a get-well card.

Doubly nice, considering she once wrote an open-letter FUCK YOU to Zack's Mom.

Heather's a bag of conflicting impulses. She's a mean-ass, man-hating, hardcase ideologue who loves drawing lines and throwing everyone overboard. Yet somehow, she's in thrall to a manlet who embodies every complaint women make about men. Go figure.

BTW, there are pics from Zack and Heather's reception. Guess who's hugging the idiot bride in one of them? CLOWN MOM. Of course.

Quasi off-topic, but what turns a transvestite into a transsexual, anyway? When does a person cross a threshold into truly becoming trans and not merely a cross-dresser? When they have bottom surgery? When they're passing in mainstream society? When they put enough effort into becoming a woman/man?

Time, as in, when you were born. Anyone deciding to troon after the founding date of Tumblr is brave and stunning.

This is what makes Zack a woman:

1. He says he is a woman.

2. Occasionally he takes pills.

The little skeeve is lucky to be alive when he can be a woman just on his say-so.