Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Beresford's Whip said:
He got her feet to his face, that's all he really needs.
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I cant imagine Lowtax having sex these days.

Logan: Riccchhh I wanna make love and you to impregnate me.

Lowtax: Sorry, gooftroop, but my back hurts like... it got hit by... a back hurting MACHINE. You have to be on top.

Logan: But I'm ALWAYS on top.

*Both bicker until they both pass out on the couch from pill-popping.*
 
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His facebook av carries a certain amount of hubris with it for some reason.

Don't worry guys, I'm sure he's holed up in the inner sanctum of his McMansion working on his next great work like the Emperor of Mankind working on the Primarch project to unite all of the internet in his glory. And by that I mean he's sitting in a dark room wearing tightey whiteys and doing heavier than usual amounts of pills to make it all go away.

He's going to wake up one afternoon and find out he lost his buttcoin address that he totally had written down somewhere.
 
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Baggywrinkle said:
No Logan, you weren’t ”banned from your own hate thread.” This thread is about lowtax, and you wormed your way in to talk shit about his balls.
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Notice how this utter cunt lies even about absolutely minor issues where she is obviously lying, and yet tries to pull the wool over your eyes about other things, like you should ever trust pathological liars.

Everyone knows this thread is about LowT. Literally everyone. And yet she will publicly tell this obvious lie.

And then she will show up here later, and expect us to believe anything else she says.

BPD nutcases. Not even once.

Seriously look at this bullshit.
 
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AnOminous said:
I don't really see it as siding with, like there's some dumb "Team LowT" and "Team Logan" going on. They're both trash. I just frankly think that the man who hit a woman is generally in the wrong. And in this case, really in the wrong. I'm not even making a universal rule of "never hit a woman" (even though I was raised that way), but you certainly do not hit a woman for fucking waking you up.

LowT was the person with all the power in the relationship and while the person he chose to get in a relationship with is absolutely insane, the choice was entirely his. Other people get involved with crazies, end it, and aren't the ones who got violent. LowT is not this person. LowT acted in accordance with his general nature and long history of being violent towards women, and got violent.

I don't have to have a high opinion of Logan Day to think that LowT is absolute garbage and that, at least on some kind of comparative scale, Logan is at least marginally better.
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Rooting for a side is fun and normal, and does not equate to support for that side — particularly when the event taking place is a Jerry Springer-esque public brawl between two enormous piles of white trash trying to prove their superiority to each other. This shit is dope.
 
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
It's incredulous that Richard in one reply says he can't kill the site because he just oh so loves the community, but then in the in the reply above it agrees that the site changed for the worse decade ago and has in the past railed about how it was no longer funny and needed to be more like the Farms. Maybe it's just because he's a lazy pill head retard who can't see past one last big cheque and doesn't want to put in the effort to purge the site and try to rebuild a following, but I can't help but think that he really is serious. He likes SA as it is now, the likes that it's unfunny garbage, he likes that it's full of trannies, pedophiles, and mentally ill rejects, he likes that his mods openly despise him, he likes the completely abysmal community culture that regularly conducts witch hunts and purges for wrongthunk. He'd rather smugly be on the right side of history and refrain from being a Nazi bully like Kiwi Farms than try to rebuilt his own pill fund.
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And 2 (maybe 3?) weeks ago he was on Dick Masterson’s show saying he doesn’t visit here while also saying that he thinks we put the idea to fuck his life up into his lover’s head somehow. Null’s assessment about him being a really weird mix of snake and passive wino gets more accurate by the day.
 
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Catgirl IRL said:
A Ominous, how many BPD girls have you had in your life because goddamn son.
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Enough to warn others never again. So basically one.

Also these psychos don't just fuck up your life if you actually stick your dick in them, your friends and family encounter them too. It's really frustrating to tell them no, really don't trust this crazy person. But yet, they do.

Most of my BPD hostility is towards the fact I can never convince my family and relatives not to get in relationships with these lunatics and then they do and then I was completely right and I'm just an asshole for doing that. It's like it was my fault that they ignored my advice.
 
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AnOminous said:
Notice how this utter cunt lies even about absolutely minor issues where she is obviously lying, and yet tries to pull the wool over your eyes about other things, like you should ever trust pathological liars.

Everyone knows this thread is about LowT. Literally everyone. And yet she will publicly tell this obvious lie.

And then she will show up here later, and expect us to believe anything else she says.

BPD nutcases. Not even once.

Seriously look at this bullshit.
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But look how much awesome info she shared this time after all the wailing and gnashing of teeth when she was told to fuck off last time she showed up. We learned.....uh....nothing new about lowtax only about her being bi and into foot fetishism.

Totally worth it.
 
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Rebel Wilson said:
But look how much awesome info she shared this time after all the wailing and gnashing of teeth when she was told to fuck off last time she showed up. We learned.....uh....nothing new about lowtax only about her being bi and into foot fetishism.

Totally worth it.
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I can’t wait for her to return and tell us all about the darkness in our hearts like an anime protagonist.
 
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Rebel Wilson said:
But look how much awesome info she shared this time after all the wailing and gnashing of teeth when she was told to fuck off last time she showed up. We learned.....uh....nothing new about lowtax only about her being bi and into foot fetishism.

Totally worth it.
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Next time she posts we must demand tits with a timestamp or she gets IP banned.
 
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He used to say that despite not posting on them, the sa forums are the best community on the internet. If he had finished the sentence, it would read “the best community on the internet because they give me money.” His opinions on most things depend on whether he’s getting what he thinks he’s entitled to.
I think very early on, he did like the community minus the money qualifier. Then the money started rolling in, and he inexplicably just walked away and left it to the cat ladies.
Ironically, he should’ve hired someone for Logan’s position early on. But he didn’t do that until he needed to justify cheating on his wife, and ended up with the worst person for the job.
 
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Baggywrinkle said:
I think very early on, he did like the community minus the money qualifier. Then the money started rolling in, and he inexplicably just walked away and left it to the cat ladies.
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Nope, he always fucking loathed the forums. He'd literally shut them down whenever he had a mood-swing, sometimes for months at a time. That only stopped happening once he started the registration fee, at which point he switched to the turn up, spray shit everywhere for a couple of weeks and then disappear for six months routine.
 
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