Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Goddamnit guys, we had a golden BPD mormon cokewhore goose of our own and scared it off. Think of the vindictive petty shit on Richard she could have leaked if allowed.

Logan come back, I've got a website or two you can run marketing or whatever for. Sign up bonus is an old bottle of painkillers from my last hospital visit.
 
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Brain Problems said:
Goddamnit guys, we had a golden BPD mormon cokewhore goose of our own and scared it off. Think of the vindictive petty shit on Richard she could have leaked if allowed.

Logan come back, I've got a website or two you can run marketing or whatever for. Sign up bonus is an old bottle of painkillers from my last hospital visit.
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She was never going to do so though, as others have pointed out she showed up solely 100% for attention and so she could claim that this thread was all about her just because our attention wandered for a bit
 
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TheIceCreamMan said:
She was never going to do so though, as others have pointed out she showed up solely 100% for attention and so she could claim that this thread was all about her just because our attention wandered for a bit
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She should definitely kill herself, though, just make sure to leave a note blaming us generally and LowT specifically. Make sure you killed yourself for the maximum amount of attention you worthless whore!
 
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TheIceCreamMan said:
She was never going to do so though, as others have pointed out she showed up solely 100% for attention and so she could claim that this thread was all about her just because our attention wandered for a bit
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This is the correct answer. She acts like this in multiple contexts, to the point where some goons are privately turning against her because even they can see the obvious narcissism.
 
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Whether you think Logan is a spotless and innocent maiden abused by Lowt, or a lying crazy cokewhore who imagined the whole thing, I think we can agree that taking down LowT and his source of income for doing nothing, will make it much less likely that another Megan or another Ashli situation arises, which is a good thing. And in any case, this will be funny as shit.
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
Piggy wants a slam. I wonder why she’s turning to us again, though; did the SA staff all get spooked?
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If she was telling the truth about admiring SA since she was a child, I could see her having an admiration for KF considering how KF's so remeniscent of the style of pre-2006 SA.

The first thing I'd do to verify if she was truthful is to find some of her posts from before she got intimately involved with Lowtax. She's completely adopted his writing style like a doppelganger, and Lowtax's style is so unique, you can see it from a mile away.

That being said, there's no way that thot isn't going to try to jump right into null's pants sooner or later. She smells blood in the water.
 
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Random Paladin said:
I'm surprised goons didn't mass-migrate to ResetEra. I mean, they're all faggots cut from the same cloth.
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They don't want them. Remember Nool locking down registrations when all the redditards got banned? We don't want this Islam-like incursion of worthless immigrants. Not even RetardEra wants this, and when the NeoGAF migration occurred, every other semi-leftist site shut down registrations to avoid those faggots coming to their site.

Goons will not be welcome anywhere. Any site unwise enough not to shut down registrations entirely when SA gets shut down (which it will be) will be completely overwhelmed by these Internet niggers, worse than any rioting ape mob.
 
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AnOminous said:
They don't want them. Remember Nool locking down registrations when all the redditards got banned? We don't want this Islam-like incursion of worthless immigrants. Not even RetardEra wants this, and when the NeoGAF migration occurred, every other semi-leftist site shut down registrations to avoid those faggots coming to their site.

Goons will not be welcome anywhere. Any site unwise enough not to shut down registrations entirely when SA gets shut down (which it will be) will be completely overwhelmed by these Internet niggers, worse than any rioting ape mob.
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To be honest if SA were to go down a clone would most likely pop up. Thing is if one were to, it'd be either DOA or it would turn into what ResetERA became.
 
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Pissmaster said:
If she was telling the truth about admiring SA since she was a child, I could see her having an admiration for KF considering how KF's so remeniscent of the style of pre-2006 SA.

The first thing I'd do to verify if she was truthful is to find some of her posts from before she got intimately involved with Lowtax. She's completely adopted his writing style like a doppelganger, and Lowtax's style is so unique, you can see it from a mile away.

That being said, there's no way that thot isn't going to try to jump right into null's pants sooner or later. She smells blood in the water.
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Well null did recently have a midlife crisis about being single...
 
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Pissmaster said:
If she was telling the truth about admiring SA since she was a child, I could see her having an admiration for KF considering how KF's so remeniscent of the style of pre-2006 SA.

The first thing I'd do to verify if she was truthful is to find some of her posts from before she got intimately involved with Lowtax. She's completely adopted his writing style like a doppelganger, and Lowtax's style is so unique, you can see it from a mile away.

That being said, there's no way that thot isn't going to try to jump right into null's pants sooner or later. She smells blood in the water.
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When I first read her posts, I couldn't believe it wasn't lowtax posting.

Also the pie thing is real good lord.
 
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