Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[walter SMT IV]

i noticed that there are a lot of screen splicing issues with this shit game too. what the fuck could be causing that?

 

[ono]

Bijuu Mike uploaded a new video because people were questioning why he took down his original video.

The best example I think Jay, uh, gave was Harry Potter. We all- (laughs) If you're a fan of Harry Potter you know what I'm talking about. Um, the creator of Harry Potter is saying some REALLY crazy things and uh, kind of changing the story when I, y'know, I- (laugh) I thought was insane. And I don't even- I don't even watch Harry Potter so like I just thought that was a great thing.

BUT YET, is that stopping people from, uh, dressing up as Harry Potter? Uh d- y'know, and enjoying Harry Potter? Like no, people are gonna enjoy it so- ME, it's a personal thing.

He is so out of touch lol, Twitter has been disavowing anything JKR touches anymore because she firmly stands with TERFs. But then again, what should we expect from a low tier e-celeb that's playing the "I don't want drama but I'm still going to play this controversial game" card?



Community crossover, Bijuu has a preset character in the new Gacha Club game, which distinctly says it's for kids 10 and up.





YanDev says YanSim is not for kids, and BM's attitude is that he can just play any game he wants with no consequences.






Something doesn't add up here.
Lunime will probably do nothing about it.

 

[Brick Face]

He is so out of touch lol, Twitter has been disavowing anything JKR touches anymore because she firmly stands with TERFs. But then again, what should we expect from a low tier e-celeb that's playing the "I don't want drama but I'm still going to play this controversial game" card?

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Community crossover, Bijuu has a preset character in the new Gacha Club game, which distinctly says it's for kids 10 and up.

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YanDev says YanSim is not for kids, and BM's attitude is that he can just play any game he wants with no consequences.

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Something doesn't add up here.
Lunime will probably do nothing about it.

Isn’t lunime a sponsor of Alex, if I remember?

 

[ono]

Isn’t lunime a sponsor of Alex, if I remember?

Welp, that explains it

I never realized this, thank you for pointing it out. I haven't been keeping up with his sponsors.
Somehow knowing that another spaghetti coder who is even worse at managing his fanbase than Alex is supporting him adds another layer of irony to this trainwreck.

 

[Lagomorph Guy]

I think this is another example of the UI being hardcoded for a single display aspect ratio. For some UI elements, vertical displacements are proportional to the screen width, for some to the height, or some mix of the two, which looks like a mess, and it's totally random which element is which. For example, you can see that the bedroom stage and the school stage have totally separate UIs, as the various elements of the HUD are in even so slightly different places, unless you have the exact same display aspect ratio as Alex. I think that on my PC, the clock is cut off, but only in the bedroom? I don't remember, something like that, it was ages since I launched the game.

Funny thing is that making a HUD in Unity there's a lock mode so everything stays in place regarless of the resolution, Alex how can you fuck up something so basic considering the fact Unity gives you the setting before creating the build.

So you're telling me this whole time he's been moving every UI element into place manually for every single resolution up to now? No wonder he never wants to work on his game. It probably takes him ages to do anything.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

So you're telling me this whole time he's been moving every UI element into place manually for every single resolution up to now? No wonder he never wants to work on his game. It probably takes him ages to do anything.

And when you do add something, everything breaks because of how shit his code is. That's why all of his builds are bug-fixes and possibly even why he's been delaying Osana for so long.

 

[walter SMT IV]

And when you do add something, everything breaks because of how shit his code is. That's why all of his builds are bug-fixes and possibly even why he's been delaying Osana for so long.

alex's code is like if an artist decided to finish an entire drawing on the sketch layer: they just keep having to remove shit thats in the way instead of building up on something

 

[Brimjack]

So you're telling me this whole time he's been moving every UI element into place manually for every single resolution up to now? No wonder he never wants to work on his game. It probably takes him ages to do anything.

That seems to be the case, because when you create a HUD in Unity you just need to move the anchor in the center to a corner so that shit scales automatically

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I don't know if this video has been posted yet and I'm too lazy to check the rest of the thread, but in this video a coder goes over a decompiled Yandere Sim Unity project. He plays with the code, looks at the performance and really goes in to detail. Highly recommend it though it's not a "LOL DUNKIN ON ALEX" video so don't go in expecting that, in fact this guy is overly nice to YandereDev so if that bothers you maybe give it a pass.

Why I bring it up is he discusses the FPS problem, here's a link to the timestamp.

TL;DR YandereDev's FPS counter script was mildly retarded and was showing lower frames. If he is indeed using the Unity FPS counter now it should be much more accurate, that said even in this video it only made a difference of about 10-ish frames the game still running sub-60 fps which is shameful for a game this simple. I mean if fucking Crysis can run at 60 fps...

Other interesting notes from the video:

• Most of the overhead problems the game has are not actually related to Alex's spaghetti code. Surprisingly all those else-ifs don't hurt as much as you'd expect (though it should be noted the compiler corrects them to a degree), it's really the poorly optimized assets that are the problem. Edit: Oh and the terribly designed overly complicated UI, forgot about that.
• That said even this guy being extremely nice to Alex commented that his code looks like a fucking nightmare, he also wished YandereDev "good luck" in finishing the game because his design patterns/architecture are so rigid that he'll likely have massive trouble adding new features and gameplay elements (Though for my money Alex's bigger problem is his laziness. He could have refactored his code 10 times by now for all the years of development he's had).
• He gives a few ideas of how to fix the student script by breaking it down and using an object oriented/inheritance based design philosophy Basically: have a less complicated "person" script that handles the really basic stuff every NPC needs to do, then have more detailed "student/teacher/etc." scripts that add more details. This is, in fact, what Alex should have done in the first place and is basic programming 101.

The bit about Alex not understanding bit fields or unit tests is pretty funny.

 

[Doppio Vinegar]

The Lovesick server's on soft lockdown. I assume they don't want their Discord ending up like Yandev's. Who would?

Still no further updates from Apeis, though.

 

[EenGevolg]

Isn’t lunime a sponsor of Alex, if I remember?

Somehow knowing that another spaghetti coder who is even worse at managing his fanbase than Alex is supporting him adds another layer of irony to this trainwreck.

I did not expect Luni to be connected, but I really should've. There's definitely a bit of a connection here - one's a spaghetti coder manipulating kids, while the other's a spaghetti coder who sold his soul to them. A potential (although obviously unlikely) crossover would honestly be kind of scary, it would be like trying to crossbreed the most autistic weeb community imaginable.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Son of a fucking bitch.

 

[cloudsrainclowns]

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Son of a fucking bitch.

I mean at least the autistic "giVe mE kIwI fArM gOoD bOY pOiNtS" members are gone.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I mean at least the autistic "giVe mE kIwI fArM gOoD bOY pOiNtS" members are gone.

Don't jinx it.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

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Son of a fucking bitch.

So, are they trying to say the Kiwifarms thread is superior to their subreddit because they don't call you -cist or -phobic for saying "offensive" words?

Also got to love the irony with "no gore" when the latest update, Snap Mode, is literally all about murder-suicide.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Yanadere School pretty much is the real Yandere Simulator. It doesn't have as many plot twists or style of its own, but in every other way its the game people have been waiting for.

If I were designing this game? I'd just make Anime Bully. But that's just me.

 

[Cast Away]

I mean at least the autistic "giVe mE kIwI fArM gOoD bOY pOiNtS" members are gone.

In addition to the mandatory Chris's JULAY sex doll video there should be a unskippable quiz with the answers buried in one of Alex's eyebleeding rape fanfics specifically for this thread.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

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Son of a fucking bitch.

Yeah, Alex, remember when you made that video about all the "lies and slander" about you and people went to read about that stuff and then your Patreon did a backflip? Good thing, you've learned your lesson.
Also, "gore'? No screenshots from your game and bloody fanart then?
Also, I don't see trannyphobia, so "despite beong only 0.5% of the population, transgenders are really 0,25% of the population".
Edit: if we are going to have an influx of Alex's nuthuggers, I think, that's the perfect time to update OP. I don't want to explain to any newfags some basic lore, that everyone here knows.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

if we are going to have an influx of Alex's nuthuggers, I think, that's the perfect time to update OP.

At this point we might as well set a nunnery for them.

 

[Wendy Carter]

Yandere Simulator is now illegal in Kuwait.

https://twitter.com/YandereDevOOC/status/1284302619234582530

(https://archive.md/QAjnQ)



RockVonCleveland claims that Osana is planned to be released on August 1, then he will hold a crowdfunding campaign to hire a proper dev team, "that's if people leave him alone and let him work".


(https://archive.md/Sw9BB)

As an added bonus, a brazilian 3D modeler named "Holopaxume" (I believe this is his DeviantArt account and this is his Twitter) is currently attempting to recreate Alex in 3D form, available "when it's done", so keep your eyes open.

https://twitter.com/YandereDevOOC/status/1284344645833482247

(https://archive.md/5Lgda)