Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

Simps make hilarious guesses at Becky's true age, ranging from delusional to accurate to "uh, old? But it's only because you're accomplished!" to just not answering the question.

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She's like a nasty, aggressive little yappy dog that drives away all of the owners friends. Even when there's no one left, they'll still be a nasty, aggressive yappy little pain in the ass to the owners.

Agreed, like she still keeps thirsting after chads instead of the pathetic cucks she's left with (Basic Becky has tweeted about him before for his role in the witcher when he had a shirtless scene) Never change Becky!:story:

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And a reminder, isn't becky only in her early thirties? She looks at least 40+ with that sunken face and greasy hair. Guess being a massive cunt 24/7 takes its toll!
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These pictures she takes of herself on the sofa make her look like one of those poor unfortunates who gain a whole shitoad of weight, but only in the legs and ass with a normal-sized torso and face. This is an incorrect conclusion though. Pics of Becky standing up clearly show that she's actually quite fat all over, especially her hamhock upper arms.
 
She didnt get enough attention for bringing back biomom so it's the Return of Trashman/Imaginary Twitter Boyfriend!

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She tries to have an open door policy for her life, says the bitch who can only have that policy because the moment someone displeases her she makes a big show of dismissing them so she can make it about her forgiving them. She's so magnanimous, you guys! She'll constantly cut people out of her life for insults real and imagined, but she's just too nice to hold a grudge!

Guaranteed she's the type to have a mental list of everything you ever did that she didn't like so she can bring it up as a manipulation tool. Guaranteed she also has so few people in her life that she knows she can't afford to be so judgemental but can't stop herself.

After all, who is regularly in her life that she's met in person that isn't family, or Jackson's family? Her entire social life is Twitter, which is quite astoundingly pathetic.
 
Guaranteed she's the type to have a mental list of everything you ever did that she didn't like so she can bring it up as a manipulation tool. Guaranteed she also has so few people in her life that she knows she can't afford to be so judgemental but can't stop herself.
I think she's basically admitted to this. She has a spreadsheet to keep track of the people she converses with.
 
I have known a few women with basically no social life and extremely minimal overall life obligations who became totally obsessed with various "planning" activities. Expensive leather planners, calendars with little stickers, multi colored highlighters. it was almost like they thought having the accoutrements of a very active life with a need for planning would give them that life. See also: scrapbookers whose lives are the most boring thing imaginable and never have anything interesting to scrapbook about.
 
TBF she only talked about the autistic spreadsheet to track her friends once or twice. She doesn't actually do it, for two reasons. One, it would take effort. And two, Becky has no real-life friends.

The spreadsheet was an idea that she started and dropped like most projects she talks about. That said there's nothing technically wrong with working out a pros and cons of friends if it helps you figure that stuff out. But even people who might need that sort of working out wouldn't boast about it on twitter.

Also Bex -if Trash Guy is real...you offered him a ticket to LA months ago for your Birthday so he could come bang you, and he still ghosted. He only came back when he remembered today was the day he could have been getting free tail instead of whatever he's doing at home. Or he was deliberately avoiding till it was too late to get a ticket.

In any case both reasons are kind of pathetic. I'ld just call him on his bullshit and walk on. But this is Bex so we'll likely hear next week about how oops she wants to date him again anyway.
 
The spreadsheet was an idea that she started and dropped like most projects she talks about. That said there's nothing technically wrong with working out a pros and cons of friends if it helps you figure that stuff out. But even people who might need that sort of working out wouldn't boast about it on twitter.

Also Bex -if Trash Guy is real...you offered him a ticket to LA months ago for your Birthday so he could come bang you, and he still ghosted. He only came back when he remembered today was the day he could have been getting free tail instead of whatever he's doing at home. Or he was deliberately avoiding till it was too late to get a ticket.

In any case both reasons are kind of pathetic. I'ld just call him on his bullshit and walk on. But this is Bex so we'll likely hear next week about how oops she wants to date him again anyway.
More likely she’d forgotten about this particular lie until her birthday jogged her memory. As soon as quarantine eased, she totally forgot about the men she’d invented.

Mind you, she probably forgets about the cucks, too.
 
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The women I know who have been mistaken for trans people have all had one thing in common: height. It's the single clearest outwardly-visible indicator of sex, literally something you can spot at 100 yards. One of the women at in-law family reunions is about 6'4, with a 6'1 sister, and gets a lot of second looks to make sure she's not one. If Julia Child (6'2) and her sister (6'4) were alive today, they'd probably get the same. If you're tall it's just part of life, like people thinking they're being original when they ask you how the weather is up there. You can either get over it or die mad about it.

What is Becky, maybe 5'5? No one confuses that for a transwoman in the bathroom. What really happened in this instance is like every other instance where someone insults Becky in public: her borderline mind finds vicious insults to level against herself, and she pretends they came from an outside source instead of being rooted in her own self-hatred.
 
What is Becky, maybe 5'5? No one confuses that for a transwoman in the bathroom. What really happened in this instance is like every other instance where someone insults Becky in public: her borderline mind finds vicious insults to level against herself, and she pretends they came from an outside source instead of being rooted in her own self-hatred.
I think it’s another instance of her using made-up incidents to back-handedly compliment herself. She was just posting about how she was going to make topless videos a few days ago, now she’s all “oh god guys it’s such a pain having these huge tits, look how huge they are, it’s such a pain.” While as a bonus, getting to back up her absurd pretence that she’s anything other than 100% female. She should have gone with the hat trick and claimed the facial hair thing proves she’s really Latina.
 
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