Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Because Jesse is Maddox's dog.

Also Jesse claims he is/was several posters on Kiwifarms and made Dax a cow, so he can correct that if he wants.

Jesse definitely started out in this as coming to Maddox's defense, but I think it became more personal for him years ago. Not sure if it was because of the Patreon shenanigans as he claims, I get vibes it's more of "This guy is lame and people think he's cool I need to expose him." something he extended to Asterios and Nick R.

His tactics come off as tryhard because he always follows his targets to wherever their fanbase is and shitposts there, it makes him look an obsessive nobody even when he's actually bigger than them (not the case with Dick obviously). Also the cringiest of his fans are usually the ones who support him in this. Guess it always works eventually so he thinks it's the way to go.
 
You guys that post here and make fun of Dax have really ruined this site according to the prom king himself:
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lol he liked this gator tweet so much that he came back to it 20 minutes later just to seethe some more over his ex

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I really don't get why they're all this mad. It's not like we engaged in some heavy trolling, we're literally just laughing at them. No amount of undeserved ego justifies this amount of seethe.
 
The reason I don't post so much about him is simply because everything has already been stated. He's an internet shock jock with an ego that decided to go down the IBS route. Everything falling apart traces back to that choice. With that said, I'm not gonna take things so seriously that my interpretation has to go on record.

The reason I brought up your posting habits is because I think you try too hard - you don't need to post constant walls of texts, man. And in general, I think there's some people with such strong motivations that they need more, like they can't just let a lolcow be a lolcow. And yet, their efforts for more tends to be pointlessly speculative or minimal. For example, I don't need to hear Jesse's interpretation of Dax to know that Dax has fucked up. I don't dislike Dick to the extent that I'd listen to Jesse.

I dunno. I come here for a laugh, not a research project or to commit to a stance.
I never got why people who lean a certain way feel a need to pretend that they wanna laugh at Dax when their stickers and comments show otherwise. Honestly I find it more respectable to just admit you wanna stick up for someone you are a fan of.
Honestly, no difference to me either way, I just started paying more attention to voting/comments of certain people as the thread went on. You think my writing is shit, you should check the beginning of this thread when people who everyone was accusing each other of being certain people.

You don't like Jesse and don't wanna listen to him, then that's fine but pretending you don't even have to know what he says to write off claims to know what ever he says is full of shit is disingenuous

Just out of curiousity what have you enjoyed laughing at with this thread?

I really don't get why they're all this mad. It's not like we engaged in some heavy trolling, we're literally just laughing at them. No amount of undeserved ego justifies this amount of seethe.
Because with Dax is all about creating the narrative and having his cult parrot it at everyone. This thread serves as proof he's full of shit, and not in that cheeky "lol I was honest about being a liar" way.

You guys that post here and make fun of Dax have really ruined this site according to the prom king himself:
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Specifically me it seems... which is odd. When I post here I tend to focus on one person until they start boring me then I bounce. I'm not exactly going into non simspericy threads and shitting them up.


lol he liked this gator tweet so much that he came back to it 20 minutes later just to seethe some more over his ex

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This makes no fucking sense. Almost everyone shitting on Dax shits on JLH calling her a dead egger. Even Jesse shit all over her and blamed JLH at first for the Text drama not taking off. Looks more like Dax is bitter and wants to nudge Ralph and co into shitting on JLH too.


I'm confused. How did TDS start a subscribestar if he is on the Match list? I thought that would prevent him from starting new accounts and receiving money?
 
I really don't get why they're all this mad. It's not like we engaged in some heavy trolling, we're literally just laughing at them. No amount of undeserved ego justifies this amount of seethe.
We offered Banquet TV Dinner Fried Chicken and to make eye contact with him while borrowing his blow job machine thus creating fellowship.

What more does he want?
 
TL;DR SHORTEN YOUR FUCKING POSTS

I'm confused. How did TDS start a subscribestar if he is on the Match list? I thought that would prevent him from starting new accounts and receiving money?
as far as i know the matchlist only prevents him from processing payments not just reciving money. but im sure our dear leader can provide more info on what its like to be exiled by the exiled people.
 
I never got why people who lean a certain way feel a need to pretend that they wanna laugh at Dax when their stickers and comments show otherwise. Honestly I find it more respectable to just admit you wanna stick up for someone you are a fan of.
I don't want to continue entertaining your suspicions, but I have to ask: why would it matter if I was a dickhead? What penalty does that have on others in the thread? Is the biggest offense really a matter of ratings? How does that compare the effect you have on the thread?

What I said in the first place should be sufficient of an explanation for you. If it really isn't, I think you may want to reconsider your priorities instead of reading anything I have to say. I get the fear of concern trolling, but this is something else.
 
as far as i know the matchlist only prevents him from processing payments not just reciving money. but im sure our dear leader can provide more info on what its like to be exiled by the exiled people.
I was under the impression that being on the match list puts anyone he does business with at risk. Even though New Project 2 might be on there, it's not going to take very long for someone like Maddox to remind businesses that Dick Masterson was the primary employee and spokesperson.

EDIT: I apologize. I thought the forum had a post-merge function.
 
as far as i know the matchlist only prevents him from processing payments not just reciving money. but im sure our dear leader can provide more info on what its like to be exiled by the exiled people.
So what does the match list stop Dax from doing and why is he so pissed about it? Seems like nothing changed for him other that Dax gets to make up a new victim cause to e-beg.


why would it matter if I was a dickhead?
Honestly, no difference to me either way, I just started paying more attention to voting/comments of certain people as the thread went on.
I told you it doesn't but I find it telling you couldn't point out what you found funny in the thread.
 
You guys that post here and make fun of Dax have really ruined this site according to the prom king himself:
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But Maddax pressuring Dear Feeder to delete this thread didn’t resemble SA at all? LMAO.

This thread was slowing down but this retard can’t leave well enough alone, another lolcow trait.
 
So what does the match list stop Dax from doing and why is he so pissed about it? Seems like nothing changed for him other that Dax gets to make up a new victim cause to e-beg.
I was under the impression that being on the match list puts anyone he does business with at risk. Even though New Project 2 might be on there, it's not going to take very long for someone like Maddox to remind businesses that Dick Masterson was the primary employee and spokesperson.

The MATCH list is for merchant accounts. If dick was smart he would have a separat bank account for his LLC which recieves all the funding he gets through his various sources of income.

George: This stops dax from scamming people with shit glasses. because to do business with credit-cards and debit cards instead of just invoicing. you need a merchant account to take funds from your customers and deposit it into your own business account. He would need to hire vastly smarter people and pay a lot more money if he would switch to an invoice only system and it would take time to get paid. because he would have to chase down autists to pay $35 for his gay ass china tshirts.

Boulder: read above
 
the best way to prove you're over someone and don't care about them is to bring them up constantly and completely unprompted


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JLH since the simpseracy: more or less radio silence, before that mostly radio silence with the exception of talking to people in IRC who kept bothering her about stuff thinking the community was a community as opposed to a cult, JLH going to Pod Awful, and the medium article either Marie or Dax (and let's be honest it was most likely Dax Herrera) flagged down for "privacy violations".

Meanwhile Dax can't shut the fuck up and try and smear JLH and air her dirty laundry as much as he can.

I find a lot of this extremely telling and damning of the simpsperacy (even if all of the accused are not guilty per say). Gator even tried to make everything happening to Ralph somehow about JLH. While there is a lot of cross over, they can't understand people have individual problems with individual people and it's not a group of 12 people colluding in smokey rooms praying to Saint JLH plotting how to hurt the sweepy squad.

But why do they think this way? That is what they would do so they expect the same.

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Okay, now the Math literally isn't adding up. I dunno WTF is going on, but it seems like it could be a grapheon issue. Who knows anymore. Maybe one is real time or something? I dunno.


This stops dax from scamming people with shit glasses. because to do business with credit-cards and debit cards instead of just invoicing. you need a merchant account to take funds from your customers and deposit it into your own business account. He would need to hire vastly smarter people and pay a lot more money if he would switch to an invoice only system and it would take time to get paid. because he would have to chase down autists to pay $35 for his gay ass china tshirts.
Thanks for the explanation. I also find this strange because Dax is still actively selling Merch. However this would fall in line with no new accounts and his existing account still allowed to do business.

The sudden subscribe star stuff makes me think there is something happening behind the scenes there as well. Not a straight attempt to terminate but some of the stupid shit he's done is catching up and Patreon is giving him warnings. Before he used to brag "Patreon will never take me down I make too much money" and if they asked him to tone down the Maddox bashing he would sperg on his show how he is in the right. Now it's "I could have my patreon taken down at any moment. Please use my weird sketchy bitcoin alternative that exactly like another more trustworthy service but I don't run it!"

Also have no clue why Dax is cheering for the downfall of Patreon. Patreon goes bankrupt that will screw a ton of people and he thinks it's gonna somehow be applicable to MasterCard as if they are the same thing.

That's PlagueofGripes, he's known Pat and Paige for years and they shit talk each other all the time. I'm pressing X to doubt on Paige sleeping around until someone posts actual proof.

Even with Cameron saying the story, I would like to point out that the story is a hear say 2nd hand account. I don't think JLH would have a reason to make up stuff about Peach, and Cameron uses truth to troll and doesn't just make up shit. Doubt is a reasonable reaction. I don't think Cameron is lying, but games of telephone can lead to confusion.

That said, there is shit with Peach that doesn't add up with modeling in Japan or her tour guiding Dax to whore island. I'd need harder proof for any sort of escort stuff (unless its weird non-sexual japanese company dates, that I could believe and it's sufficiently embarassing enough for her to wanna keep it on the DL). I always figured dating Pat was about two things for Peach:

1. A bigger better e celeb with a bigger better e-peen for her to ride (she honestly probably is one of those weird girls who gets abnormally turned on by how funny a guy is and Pat is funnier than Asterios)
2. Residency in Canada for treatment of her autoimmune disorders. As far as I know Canada will treat you even if you are not a citizen. I may be wrong though.

There is weird overlap on when she started dating Pat and when she was dating Asterios based on people doing some of the time line stuff on when Pat acknowledged they were dating, but sometimes exits from one relationship and starting a new one can be messy so I'd still give some benefit of the doubt.

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WAIT A MINUTE?! Dax had crippled jesus back on?!
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Crippled Jesus CONFIRMED the webcam whore pics were legit then pretended he was hacked.

At best, this is the Dax being a fucking doormat and letting a cripple roll over him and Marie. At worse this is a Dax being the worlds biggest retard and believing his "hurr durr I wuz cyberhacked by Cameron Clark despite I refuse to show IP's and when 8 hours later I provided muh 'proof' it still showed it was posted from an iPhone but also muh Gmail got super hacked too"
 
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lol he liked this gator tweet so much that he came back to it 20 minutes later just to seethe some more over his ex

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"All these dastardly fucking whore women, if it wasn't for those FUCKING SLUT HOLES decent honest guys like me and Lowtax would be living the high life! None of my own shitty decisions or actions caused my own downfall, it was THAT DUMB BITCH FEEEEEEMALE"

Dax is a stupid degenerate and like every stupid degenerate he blames someone else (women) for his failures.
 
"All these dastardly fucking whore women, if it wasn't for those FUCKING SLUT HOLES decent honest guys like me and Lowtax would be living the high life! None of my own shitty decisions or actions caused my own downfall, it was THAT DUMB BITCH FEEEEEEMALE"

Dax is a stupid degenerate and like every stupid degenerate he blames someone else (women) for his failures.
Kinda incel-y behavior in my opinion.
Also find it funny how Dax and co used to hate people using incel as an insult toward their fanbase, but now that people are making fun of them suddenly it's super cool to call those people incels. I am sure it is all ironic and they are all just playing characters if it doesn't work for accomplishing what they want... Unless it does work, then it totally was their real feelings.

I still don't get how Ralphs issues are JLH's fault in Gator's head.

Also, new simpshow! 🤣
 
I still don't get how Ralphs issues are JLH's fault in Gator's head.
Maybe Gator sees her as the reason for NP2's downfall, hence Ralph's loss of money. Plus Dax and Ralph clearly have some kind of business relationship since several of the guests lately on the Killstream have stated they are doing or have done things with Dax and Ralph probably got them as a guest on his show through Dax. Or Ralph and Dax are friends and Gator sees JLH as ruining Ralph's friend Dax's life. It stems from loyalty to Ralph in some way I'd wager.
 
Maybe Gator sees her as the reason for NP2's downfall, hence Ralph's loss of money. Plus Dax and Ralph clearly have some kind of business relationship since several of the guests lately on the Killstream have stated they are doing or have done things with Dax and Ralph probably got them as a guest on his show through Dax. Or Ralph and Dax are friends and Gator sees JLH as ruining Ralph's friend Dax's life. It stems from loyalty to Ralph in some way I'd wager.
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well lets hope Ralph's current addiction spiral doesn't lead to another one of these moments.
 
Maybe Gator sees her as the reason for NP2's downfall, hence Ralph's loss of money

I think it's simpler than that. Dick is now entirely aligned with the gunt and the two and their groups adopt each others enemies and friends and shill for each other. Dick attacks JLH and Gator will back him up. It's the same thing as Ralph getting exposed for dating an 18 year old, sperging out about it and Dick coming to his defence along with Gator.
 
I think it's simpler than that. Dick is now entirely aligned with the gunt and the two and their groups adopt each others enemies and friends and shill for each other. Dick attacks JLH and Gator will back him up. It's the same thing as Ralph getting exposed for dating an 18 year old, sperging out about it and Dick coming to his defence along with Gator.
Internet fwends really do ruin ecelebs huh?
 
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