Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[JambledUpWords]

I wonder if Tess is going to come out as nonbinary? It might get her more attention for a few days.

 

[SnarkySperg]

Can you post pictures on someone else's IG?

No, but you can on their Facebook. Also, you can mention it in comments ('hey, didn't you party with Mary Kay Letourneau

Would it kill her to take in-focus pics?

Is she so a-quiver with near-sexual anticipation of devouring all that free ice cream that holding her fucking phone still for half a second to get a nice, clear shot of her sponsor's product is too much to ask?

Oh, why am I even asking? Of course it is.

TBF she isn't that bad with actual pics. I think most people who post stuff from her stories here mainly just post video screenshots that are a bit out of focus for that reason.

She's like some horrible Progressive shitpost generator with e-tourettes.

I feel like the majority of Millennial Progressives don't even understand what they believe in. They just throw buzzwords out and hope if they sound like they care you won't question why they sound like a chatbot with an attitude.

Why do screechy SJWs never acknolwedge societal gains and improvements, instead only focusing on what society HASN'T done yet?

wow so negative, much pessimist.

Because then they can't play the victim. If you're not being oppressed, you have nothing to complain about.

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I wonder if Tess is going to come out as nonbinary? It might get her more attention for a few days.

Bowie might (or rather, she will come out for him). With how hard she's pushing all of this, it's likely. I think she cares too much for her feminity and being the sexy goddess she thinks she is to say she is nonbinary.

 

[HamFan]

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Did anyone else notice she said they were delivered to her and she was "unboxing" them at auntie JoJo's? Is she suggesting that she's not crashing with Jolene anymore?

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Okay, this is very much a nitpick, but it has been annoying me lately. I really hate Tess’s choice of profile picture for her Instagram:
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I can’t take her seriously when she gives out her hot takes because every time I see it, this is what I see:

Spoiler

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Yes, Tess looks like an overgrown and tattooed baby stuck in a beauty pageant. If someone photoshopped this picture with tattoos, makeup and her hair, the resemblance would be off the charts.

Someone said earlier her pose reminded them of the emoji, now that is all I see when I look at her.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Someone said earlier her pose reminded them of the emoji, now that is all I see when I look at her.

You’re right:

 

[toadoftoadhall]

You’re right:
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Perfect! Both of them have a vacuous expression with mouths open. Shitmoji still wins for conveying more emotion.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Perfect! Both of them have a vacuous expression with mouths open. Shitmoji still wins for conveying more emotion.

That moment when you realize an emoji is more expressive than someone that’s supposed to be a model

 

[multiverse]

Did anyone else notice she said they were delivered to her and she was "unboxing" them at auntie JoJo's? Is she suggesting that she's not crashing with Jolene anymore?

Oh, she's still crashing there. She just doesn't want to make a big deal of it because it doesn't fit her image to be homeless and crashing with her nanny / assistant for the past 8 months.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Ummm.... a question Ryann. Where are you going to walk out of? bitch, you ain't got no job to walk out from!

 

[JambledUpWords]

Ummm.... a question Ryann. Where are you going to walk out of? bitch, you ain't got no job to walk out from!

She also can’t walk much at all:

This was years ago and I imagine her mobility has only worsened, despite her attempts at fitness

 

[bloomingcactus]

She also can’t walk much at all:
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This was years ago and I imagine her mobility has only worsened, despite her attempts at fitness

What was this from? Did she fall?

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

She's getting ready to troon out Bowie

 

[Local Fed]

I wonder (not really) if she realizes how hilarious it is to post a picture asking why the feds are being sent into cities... and then make a few posts about gaslighting.

 

[JambledUpWords]

What was this from? Did she fall?

I can’t remember the exact place or what for, but the dates I see this posted are from around 2015. By this time, she was already working with Mílk Management.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

I can’t remember the exact place or what for, but the dates I see this posted are from around 2015. By this time, she was already working with Mílk Management.

It was a meet and greet at a UK retailer. Yours Clothing, I think? She kneeled down to get a pic with everyone.

I'm pretty sure this documentary, Plus Sized Wars is where the gif came from - https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6pmv8m

I have yet to see her in an interview or documentary where she comes across as a nice person. her real personality always oozes out. How people still admire her when she's clearly an awful person is truly baffling.

 

[tasty humane burger]

It was a meet and greet at a UK retailer. Yours Clothing, I think? She kneeled down to get a pic with everyone.

I'm pretty sure this documentary, Plus Sized Wars is where the gif came from - https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6pmv8m

I have yet to see her in an interview or documentary where she comes across as a nice person. her real personality always oozes out. How people still admire her when she's clearly an awful person is truly baffling.

Pretty sure that is Plus Size Wars. I watched it at the time it aired!

Funny thing about this documentary in hindsight is that one of the woman who appeared on it, Hannah, who absolutely fangirled over Tess, has lost a ton on weight since, partly due to weight loss surgery but mostly due to lifestyle changes, in order to correct her prediabetes and sleep apnea so she can see her daughter grow up.

Sadly Tess has only went the other way since this aired...

Hannah with Tess, as seen on tv:



Hannah in 2018 comparing herself to what she was like the year before:



Hannah around the same time in 2019:



Random pic of Hannah in 2020:

 

[FrownyFace]

Pretty sure that is Plus Size Wars. I watched it at the time it aired!

Funny thing about this documentary in hindsight is that one of the woman who appeared on it, Hannah, who absolutely fangirled over Tess, has lost a ton on weight since, partly due to weight loss surgery but mostly due to lifestyle changes, in order to correct her prediabetes and sleep apnea so she can see her daughter grow up.

Sadly Tess has only went the other way since this aired...

Random pic of Hannah in 2020:

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So it’s safe to say Tess doesn’t like her anymore.

 

[Kurdoğlu]

Is Hannah the person Tess blocked for losing weight for health reasons? I thought Tess did that to somebody, maybe a friend, but I'm getting my deathfat lore confused.