Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
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Yes, acai berries are "healthy", but the fuckton of sugar that gets dumped in "smoothie bowls" certainly is not. No wonder she loves them so much - Tess can pretend she's eating healthy when it's like she's eating a sheetcake worth of sugar.
 
Laaaaaaahs

You like to Instagram acai bowls and pretend you are a young, thin, successful influencer and not a middle aged, homeless, mobidly obese and broke single mom.
In Brazil, where açaí is native to that country, the people view it like ice cream instead of the health food people brand it as in the US. That açaí bowl she has looks like it has a ton of sugar, both natural and added sugar. It may not be as Instagram worthy, but Tess would be better off just having Greek yogurt with a few berries and a drizzle of honey (it also has more fat in it too, which can help keep you satisfied). I’m not surprised that Tess likes hopping onto the social media food trends. She’s probably convinced that this is healthy, but in reality, it’s just slightly better than eating ice cream (especially for how big that bowl looks). I know this is spergy, but when I see someone post things like açaí bowls on Instagram, they treat it like salad and just assume it’s healthy (which isn’t always the case).
 
In Brazil, where açaí is native to that country, the people view it like ice cream instead of the health food people brand it as in the US. That açaí bowl she has looks like it has a ton of sugar, both natural and added sugar. It may not be as Instagram worthy, but Tess would be better off just having Greek yogurt with a few berries and a drizzle of honey (it also has more fat in it too, which can help keep you satisfied). I’m not surprised that Tess likes hopping onto the social media food trends. She’s probably convinced that this is healthy, but in reality, it’s just slightly better than eating ice cream (especially for how big that bowl looks). I know this is spergy, but when I see someone post things like açaí bowls on Instagram, they treat it like salad and just assume it’s healthy (which isn’t always the case).
Acai is the fro-yo of the 2010s; not quite as bad as ice cream, but so barely that it's a negligible difference in sugar, fat and calories - and once you add all the toppings? Infinity less healthy than a small portion of fucking ice cream, because morons tell themselves it's healthy so they can eat as much as they want, and dump whatever they want on top of it, and it's magically good for you!

Side note: I will always remember one of Tess's old posts getting frozen yogurt with Rylee when he was still her only child and not on her shit list. His was topped with a small amount of fruit; hers was heaping with sprinkles and cereal and gummy bears and just a ton of shit.

I can't imagine the barrage of shit she must've given him to try and force him to eat more like her. He was really porking up there for a while before she kicked him out of the house, and now he seems to be reaching a healthier weight again.
 
She was blasting that Fuck Trump song at those sellers, but did they even notice? I didn't see a head turn or anything. And she was so proud of herself.

Who knows if those people even care about Trump. Maybe they get minimum wage to stand in the hot sun selling hats, and have to put up with unemployed obese deathfats who go ballistic at their existence.

I hope next time she gets that upset at nothing she does have a heart attack, and can't drive away to a hospital. One of the Trump sellers will have to call an ambulance, and knowing Tess, she’ll still shit on them.

Her wrists llook like Amberkynn’s ankles. I bet she's got lymphedema .
 
Fuck U
Racist Clown
Do U wanna cookie?

Fat tard scribled pig for: I am out of gas. I have absolutely NO argument (well, not a coherent one), and I am wholesale fabricating things like calling MY PRESIDENT a pedophile even though Creepy Uncle Joe has montage after montage after montage showing him sniffing little girls.

Tee Hee where's that picture of me with Mary Kay Letourneau that pedophile??

I'd love to see someone spam the shit outta her Insta with that picture after calling our sitting president a pedophile.
Can you post pictures on someone else's IG?
 
Would it kill her to take in-focus pics?

Is she so a-quiver with near-sexual anticipation of devouring all that free ice cream that holding her fucking phone still for half a second to get a nice, clear shot of her sponsor's product is too much to ask?

Oh, why am I even asking? Of course it is.
To be fair, this wasn’t a photo, these were just screenshots from videos on Instagram
 
Can you post pictures on someone else's IG?

IDK. I don't have insta since there's no way to get it for PC.

And I'm sure that Acai bowl was just her "Fuck Trump" colon blow with which she will punish Jolene's terlet later with extreme prejudice. That'll teach others to have opinions that are not hers!
 
I can't stand Trump/Trumpies and I am pretty damn liberal. However, I would never drive by "blasting anti Trump music" or whatever. What would even be the point? To show how "cool" you are? It's not going to change anyone's mind and just makes them just think it's another "liberal nut". It's like the lazy girl's way of "fighting back" all except, it's not really. It does literally nothing except get you a few asspats on IG.
 
Okay, this is very much a nitpick, but it has been annoying me lately. I really hate Tess’s choice of profile picture for her Instagram:
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I can’t take her seriously when she gives out her hot takes because every time I see it, this is what I see:
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Yes, Tess looks like an overgrown and tattooed baby stuck in a beauty pageant. If someone photoshopped this picture with tattoos, makeup and her hair, the resemblance would be off the charts.
 
Okay, this is very much a nitpick, but it has been annoying me lately. I really hate Tess’s choice of profile picture for her Instagram:
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I can’t take her seriously when she gives out her hot takes because every time I see it, this is what I see:
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Yes, Tess looks like an overgrown and tattooed baby stuck in a beauty pageant. If someone photoshopped this picture with tattoos, makeup and her hair, the resemblance would be off the charts.

It looks like the 💩 to me.
 
While I know this is lazy copypasta she stole from someone else (Tess could never compose a statement like that), before you share, maybe do a teeny, tiny bit of goddamn research first.

The hijra community in India prefer to call themselves Kinnar or Kinner, referring to the mythological beings that excel at song and dance. In Pakistan, they are called Khawaja Sira—equivalent for transgender in Urdu language.

And then in the course of your research you would had realized that Indians (dot not feather) aren't the only pople in South Asia who recognize Kinnar - Nepalese and Pakistans do as well. Collectively, they can be called "South Asians".

Edit: AND ANOTHER THING!!!!

That whole bit about the hijira suffering violence and policing just like in the colonial days is bullshit.

In April 2014, Justice KS Radhakrishnan declared transgender to be the third gender in Indian law, in a case brought by the National Legal Services Authority (Nalsa) against Union of India and others. The ruling said:

Seldom, our society realises or cares to realise the trauma, agony and pain which the members of Transgender community undergo, nor appreciates the innate feelings of the members of the Transgender community, especially of those whose mind and body disown their biological sex. Our society often ridicules and abuses the Transgender community and in public places like railway stations, bus stands, schools, workplaces, malls, theatres, hospitals, they are sidelined and treated as untouchables, forgetting the fact that the moral failure lies in the society's unwillingness to contain or embrace different gender identities and expressions, a mindset which we have to change.

Justice Radhakrishnan said that transgender people should be treated consistently with other minorities under the law, enabling them to access jobs, healthcare and education. He framed the issue as one of human rights, saying that, "These TGs, even though insignificant in numbers, are still human beings and therefore they have every right to enjoy their human rights", concluding by declaring that:

1. Hijras, Eunuchs, apart from binary gender, be treated as "third gender" for the purpose of safeguarding their rights under Part III of our Constitution and the laws made by the Parliament and the State Legislature.
2. Transgender persons' right to decide their self-identified gender is also upheld and the Centre and State Governments are directed to grant legal recognition of their gender identity such as male, female or as third gender.

Why do screechy SJWs never acknolwedge societal gains and improvements, instead only focusing on what society HASN'T done yet?

wow so negative, much pessimist.
 
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While I know this is lazy copypasta she stole from someone else (Tess could never compose a statement like that), before you share, maybe do a teeny, tiny bit of goddamn research first.



And then in the course of your research you would had realized that Indians (dot not feather) aren't the only pople in South Asia who recognize Kinnar - Nepalese and Pakistans do as well. Collectively, they can be called "South Asians".
She really needs to fact check. Being a lefty myself, I have a shitload of lefty friends. Quite a few of them are sharing shit that either straight up isn't true about non-white people or is so inaccurate/oversimplified, it's bordering on racist/xenophobic. Granted, I know people on the right share total made up bullshit too, but they're usually not much about being a white savior for foreign culture or customs.

It really bothers me that people don't fact check. You should always fact check especially if the information you're presented with is something that fits your worldview perfectly or is brand new information to you. It's way too easy to trick people into sharing shit or holding opinions based wholly on bullshit because it's feel-good or a misguided "call to action".
 
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