my hysterectomy journey 07/18/20 - survived the surgery, big fart at 2:25

[Fascist Ferret]

The other day, Tonia was in the facebook cancer support group saying that amberlynn was worried about passing blood clot.

In this video, amberlynn mentioned passing a blood clot.

I guess this confirms that Tonia wasnt clout chasing and is actually a "friend" of amberlynns.

Amberlynn left the cancer facebook group, seems she knows it's been leaked she's there.
But she has a person posting her questions for her

(Sorry for the screenshots in spanish)

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[Punkinsplice]

She's miserable and she wants this to go away. That was my take watching this. It's almost like...people warned her that this could happen...for example, she talks about the fact her skin is yellow and "one of the proteins was high, I can't remember what it is, it starts with a B." The protein is called Bilirubin, and is what is associated with Jaundice. The farms has long speculated it, and she flat out admitted it.

She said it was "up by a point", so med farmers, is it even significant? I keep thinking about her eye twitch that scared her more than the cancer.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Pressing F for the team of nurses that had to catheterize her.

Did they do it without damaging her recently-repaired hymen though.

 

[HamFan]

So the surgery went well, doesn't seem to have any complications other than the medicine doesn't agree with her delicate tummy. Fucking testament to modern medicine. Her take? "Reeeee! I can't eat! Why me? This is so miserable!" Fuck her!

Why me? Out of all the things that could happen to her for gaining 300 lbs in 3 years or whatever... this is so minor, and went so well.

She says she's fighting tears the whole time, and what makes her finally cry? Not being able to hold down food. Never change, hammy.

On the upside, someone said she breathes much better than you'd expect a 500 lb woman who just had abdominal surgery to. Take that, haters.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

She doesn't want to film very much about the hysterectomy because she doesn't want it to be a 'big thing on her channel'

Because pre recorded mukbangs and grocery hauls are so much more entertaining? This cancer saga is the best thing to happen to her channel, probably ever.

 

[Punkinsplice]

I laughed when she screwed up her face like a toddler about to wail though. Am I a shit person for that? "Can't eat, wahhhhh, how can I live like this? "

 

[Fartistry]

i'm surprised the hospital wifi is this good

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

She said it was "up by a point", so med farmers, is it even significant? I keep thinking about her eye twitch that scared her more than the cancer.

If it "starts with a B" it's probably a bilirubin test. This would make sense, since high bilirubin makes you look yellow (jaundice) and she's definitely looking yellowish. It's usually an indication that either the liver is in distress (there could be a number of reasons for that) or that your red blood cells are dying faster than they ought and your liver can't clear them fast enough. I don't know what she means by "up by, like, one point or whatever," so I can't really guess what's going on. Could be related to her gallbladder, if in fact her gallbladder is as fucked as she sometimes claims.

 

[SnarlieNarlie]

Call me a dispectful piece of shit but I am still NOT buying it. She omits every detail that would actually be important to share the experience. Mentions nothing of what other people have reported has to be done before a surgery. Like emptying the bowel and such.
Watch it again. She could as well be talking about having had a WLS if you leave out the hysterectomy specific details which are few and superficial in nature anyway. She does not even look miserable enough for me for having her belly cut open from left to right. Oh yeah, the incision looks perfect yada yada....

Show it. I won't settle until she shows solid proof of her incision. Of course it would be none of anyone's business but that's what happens when you shit on your audience who wanted to be supportive and lie over and over about the simplest and most stupid irrelevant things.

Incision pix or it dint happen. Period hole the end.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

She omits every detail that would actually be important to share the experience. Mentions nothing of what other people have reported has to be done before a surgery

Yeah cause shes a fucking idiot, doesn't remember, and doesnt bother to write anything down.

Imagine something is wrong with your liver and all you remember is "it starts with a B"... and you expect her to relay information about her hysterectomy like other adults who are not 500 lb toddlers?

Get a grip.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Gorls, the cancer didn't take the dark knuckles! Let's all have a good sigh of relief!



Plus it's fun to see that she dragged her industrial fan with her to the hospidal.

 

[Masta]

‘I don’t really sweat, so it’s really odd..’

What in her mind thinks sweating is something that’s disgusting or bad? Because it’s not dainty or feminine to sweat?

Sweating is good, it’ll help release the toxic shit, especially for her, because what’s the one thing that helps being swollen? Sweating!

‘I don’t really pee a lot on a daily..’

She is not properly hydrated and needs to drink more water, or is that too much effort to go to the toilet?

Everything she thinks is good to show that she’s not in bad health are signs that she really is.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

‘I don’t really sweat, so it’s really odd..’

What in her mind thinks sweating is something that’s disgusting or bad? Because it’s not dainty or feminine to sweat?

Sweating is good, it’ll help release the toxic shit, especially for her, because what’s the one thing that helps being swollen? Sweating!

She glistens, ok sweaty?

 

[FatalTater]

I can't wait for what the future has in store.
MUKBANG
Amber - Hey guise! *chomp* *smack* *chew* *gulp* So the doctor says I have *chew* *gulp* nonalcoholic fatty liver disease. *chomp* *smack* *chew* *gulp* I wuz like, whuuuut? *chomp* *chomp* *gulp*

 

[The Cum Consumer]

She didn't really say anything that would give away what stage she's in, but she did mention that the cancer was "deep". Is this the genesis of chemolynn?

 

[SuBunny]

Oooh booohooo
Why me???
Because you’re a garbage can full of garbage juice.
Not even cancer changed you.
I will not be bringing you a gift of pity to your pity party.
Bitch.
You don’t deserve this chance at life. Kindly give it to one of the little babies that have terminal cancer and are suffering.
The cancer was really deep?? Wtf does that even mean? Your uterus is only so deep.
So deep, it reached your pea size brain? Is that why you come off retarded?
I’ll admit, I’m disappointed she made it.

 

[Punkinsplice]

If it "starts with a B" it's probably a bilirubin test. This would make sense, since high bilirubin makes you look yellow (jaundice) and she's definitely looking yellowish. It's usually an indication that either the liver is in distress (there could be a number of reasons for that) or that your red blood cells are dying faster than they ought and your liver can't clear them fast enough. I don't know what she means by "up by, like, one point or whatever," so I can't really guess what's going on. Could be related to her gallbladder, if in fact her gallbladder is as fucked as she sometimes claims.

I was thinking she meant her bilirubin was a point above the normal threshold. On most labs, the docs won't bother about a point off, but this may not be one of those labs. I assume jaundice is visible when the numbers are really off, but I don't know anything about this stuff.

 

[formerfatcow]

Notice how in the first clip of her post-op there's the mat with handles underneath her? It was probably used to move her to and from the operating table, which raises the question- how many people were needed for that monumental task?

Medical Kiwis- do they use the same device on normal-sized people? I'm guessing it was still there when she woke up because no one wanted to risk throwing out their back trying to roll her back and forth to remove it. They had to wait until day 2 when they made her stand up on her own.

 

[SnarlieNarlie]

Yeah cause shes a fucking idiot, doesn't remember, and doesnt bother to write anything down.

Imagine something is wrong with your liver and all you remember is "it starts with a B"... and you expect her to relay information about her hysterectomy like other adults who are not 500 lb toddlers?

Get a grip.

And why is ONE liver specific factor in her bloodwork that she does not even know a lot about so important to be mentioned in her first video about her big surgery? Only if she is afraid that the liver problem is a real problem to be faced after covering up whatever other minor surgery she had and selling it as a huge hysterectomy saga. Pathetic how folks go for it just because some hospital footage is shown. Just like reaction channels going into hiding as soon as Amber mentions the scary C word.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Gorls, the cancer didn't take the dark knuckles! Let's all have a good sigh of relief!
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Plus it's fun to see that she dragged her industrial fan with her to the hospidal.

You can take the uterine contents from the gorl, but you can NEVER take her beetus knuckles.
ETA: Medfag Sperging

Here's some reference ranges I pulled from a journal. Assuming that the blood test units are in mg/dL, 1.0 (one point) over from any of the adult bilirubins (unconjugated, conjugated, or the total sum) is a VERY bad thing. Excess bilirubin can be a sign of liver disease, defective hemoglobin breakdown, hemolysis (destruction of red blood cells), or an obstruction within the liver or the bile duct. This goes without saying, any one or a combination of any of these things is deadly.

TL;DR: our gorl is fucked, it's a guessing game as to which major organ will shit its pants at this point