🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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You can tell she's taller than him in this picture.
 
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You can tell she's taller than him in this picture.
First of all, that avatar you have is ☪ content. Anyway, Gunt looks so dapper with his little tuft of hair combed over. Goes well with the wrestling/Hawaiian shirt combo. She really is looking fetching here. Must be pegging night!
 
You can tell she's taller than him in this picture.
Holy shit, what the fuck is wrong with her face? Is she strung out? Or is this some kind of autism face? Why is she posing in such an odd manner? There's so many things wrong with this picture! "Hot" babe indeed...

LMFAO Jesus Christ. This luchador mask wearing retard is so convinced that it's gay ops that he won't even listen to his own Master/Don.
Gator doesn't seem like he's having fun anymore, he takes everything so seriously that he can't stop to think how he looks when he acts the way he does.
 
First of all, that avatar you have is ☪ content. Anyway, Gunt looks so dapper with his little tuft of hair combed over. Goes well with the wrestling/Hawaiian shirt combo. She really is looking fetching here. Must be pegging night!
You don't like iDubbbz GF? Sad.
As far as Walphs fashion, he's really going for that dad aesthetic, it's fitting.
 
She looks like she's 35 lol. Didn't ralph try to imply people were jealous of him or that it was some chad move to date this girl? I know women in their 30's who look younger than this teenager.
Yes he did imply people were jealous mainly because of her young age. Fai has a bad case of meth body (I'm not sure if she's done meth), the meth body is when everything sags down, you get loose neck skin, are very bottom heavy and your face ages super hard.
 
Holy shit, what the fuck is wrong with her face? Is she strung out? Or is this some kind of autism face? Why is she posing in such an odd manner?
He's getting the angles and she's compensating. She's clearly a little taller than him so she's hunching a little and they are trying to do the 'I'm in love' so she's got to bend her head. Long and short of it, she's trying to make him look good.
 
Fai has a bad case of meth body (I'm not sure if she's done meth), the meth body is when everything sags down, you get loose neck skin, are very bottom heavy and your face ages super hard.
Well her ex-fiancee was a drug dealer so it's not in the realm of impossibility that she's done meth, it could explain a lot about her instabilities... also if we didn't need any evidence that one of the drugs her ex sold was meth:
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Gator doesn't seem like he's having fun anymore, he takes everything so seriously that he can't stop to think how he looks when he acts the way he does.

Like Spectre said, he's a bit different in Discord.

I almost wonder whether he's being held hostage, in a way. No doubt Ralph knows a lot of personal details about him. And we can plainly see Ralph will go full cyclic when you cross him.
 
How much of this “i have sex” sperging is directed at Nora? Or is it all to own the null, trigger the null?

All of the above.

It's also popular to say KF is populated by nothing but incels. He's now totally worthy of that blue checkmark in ways he might not have ever imagined.

If that's the case, I wonder why he let Zidan go without much trouble then. Surely he had dirt on him as well.

Zidan, I believe, had an innocent pretense, if not outright reason, for leaving. Something that might not have triggered the Gunt. I think Gator will only leave when he just can't take it anymore.

Which I hope is soon. I honestly wish the best for Gator. I get the impression he'd be alright guy if he could just extricate himself from the layers of belly fat.
 
How much of this “i have sex” sperging is directed at Nora? Or is it all to own the null, trigger the null?

Yeah.. I am not buying that someone is unironically having sex with Raph. He is the one who was bragging about a hooker kissing him in Miami as if it means something.

If Fai has an opioid addiction I guess she could be numb enough to survive an “experience”.

It worries me that Fai’s simps concerned about her on twitter and then we find out her and Gunty are a thing.

Best case scenario she’s being paid to pretend to be Ralph’s gf.

Unless he’s live on porn hub getting it on, I won’t believe with his kind of addictions that he could even do it. Hence him sperging about NOT being too fat to fuck the other night.
 
It's a bit of a weird flex showing off your 'smoking hot 18 year old babe' when everyone can see she's a few inches taller than you...

Even when shes hunching down so her head is closer to yours

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Edit: Keep in mind that Ralph is 5, 5" as proven in this Vid (That's including the shoes he was wearing)

 
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