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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%

  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%

  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%

  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%

  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%
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Ascendancy0 said:
Update: GarfieldEats allegedly made a press release regarding Sandgate.
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Hey Quinton I know you read this thread so read this a few times till it gets stuck in your head.

You spent a day getting your fan base pissed off because UPS mis shipped your packaged you got aggravated and blamed a struggling small business for the error of UPS. They went out of their way to solve it for you and you still went out of your way to get your friends to complain about it to try to get it trending. YOU ACTIVELY TRIED TO DESTROY A SMALL BUSINESS BECAUSE UPS MESSED UP YOUR ORDER AND YOUR RESPONSE TO THEM APOLOGIZING IS TO GO "LOL THEY TALKED ABOUT ME" No shit they talked about you, you disingenuous, pasty, pseudo-intellectual, worthless skid mark of a human they are barely surviving the pandemic and you tried to get them cancelled. I would wish some horrible curse upon you if I didn't already know the worst punishment a man could face would be living as Quinton. Enjoy your fading popularity and your giant stuffed consumer good, it won't keep you warm at night and it certainly won't try to stop you from pulling the trigger.


Say what you want but this is the perfect example of why anyone with a fucking conscience hates quinton. The ma... the failed abortion of a human wields his power to hurt people weaker than him gleefully trying to hurt a small company and then acts like it's a joke that the company he is attacking is apologizing. It's like pointing a gun at a man demanding his wallet than laughing at him for giving you his wallet.


I'll take my top hats, i well know this is sperging.
 
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He's now planning on making his own version of "The Wall". I guess he's given up on not being Doug Walker.
 
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Why did this fat fuck ever decide to show himself on camera on the first place?

If I looked like some Homer Simpson caveman sex pervert you'd better belive putting myself in the public eye would be the last thing I did, shit videos that have thumbnails of this fatty fat fat fat do significantly worse.

Quinton you're ugly stop showing yourself on camera and become a voice over guy.
 
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Bookmark Cuck said:
Why did this fat fuck ever decide to show himself on camera on the first place?

If I looked like some Homer Simpson caveman sex pervert you'd better belive putting myself in the public eye would be the last thing I did, shit videos that have thumbnails of this fatty fat fat fat do significantly worse.
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I think he started doing it because he was trying to ape the TGWTG style. It kinda worked in those earlier videos because it seemed like he was self-aware about the fact a fat neckbeard autistically reviewing kids TV movies is pathetic. Ever since he developed the smug attitude, started preaching politics and admitting he gets his takes from Disney channel crossover episodes, it's suddenly not as charming.
 
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Tathagata said:
why is he like this? Why does he have an audience?
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I used to be a fan and one of the things that attracted me to his videos was the Fallen Titans series. I thought they were pretty good & quick summaries about a subject matter that I had a small interest in and it made me at parts nostalgic for old YouTube. But then he became way too PC and while I lean left, he was annoyingly left and, as it affected his videos, I decided to just stop watching.
 
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Robert James said:
Hey Quinton I know you read this thread so read this a few times till it gets stuck in your head.

You spent a day getting your fan base pissed off because UPS mis shipped your packaged you got aggravated and blamed a struggling small business for the error of UPS. They went out of their way to solve it for you and you still went out of your way to get your friends to complain about it to try to get it trending. YOU ACTIVELY TRIED TO DESTROY A SMALL BUSINESS BECAUSE UPS MESSED UP YOUR ORDER AND YOUR RESPONSE TO THEM APOLOGIZING IS TO GO "LOL THEY TALKED ABOUT ME" No shit they talked about you, you disingenuous, pasty, pseudo-intellectual, worthless skid mark of a human they are barely surviving the pandemic and you tried to get them cancelled. I would wish some horrible curse upon you if I didn't already know the worst punishment a man could face would be living as Quinton. Enjoy your fading popularity and your giant stuffed consumer good, it won't keep you warm at night and it certainly won't try to stop you from pulling the trigger.


Say what you want but this is the perfect example of why anyone with a fucking conscience hates quinton. The ma... the failed abortion of a human wields his power to hurt people weaker than him gleefully trying to hurt a small company and then acts like it's a joke that the company he is attacking is apologizing. It's like pointing a gun at a man demanding his wallet than laughing at him for giving you his wallet.


I'll take my top hats, i well know this is sperging.
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You sperged so hard it shot right around into winner territory. :winner:
 
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Robert James said:
So your saying the Troon arc is coming sooner than we thought?
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Didnt meant to give anyone hope on that front. Q is like Linkara in that, he is a chaser. He wants to give and receive for the looks of it and will likely be happy if he can have someone in the other end of the bed that is warm and can breath.
What I really meant is that a couple of pages back I confirmed that his tone and volume were rather femenine or at worst androgynous by using a voice coaching app. This doesnt mean sounding like a woman or even getting close to that, what it means is that he sounds very squeaky and flamboyant but combined with his boring ass growling voice.
 
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ωσкє вℓυє мυѕℓιм qυєєη said:
Didn't meant to give anyone hope on that front. Q is like Linkara in that, he is a chaser. He wants to give and receive for the looks of it and will likely be happy if he can have someone in the other end of the bed that is warm and can breath.
What I really meant is that a couple of pages back I confirmed that his tone and volume were rather feminine or at worst androgynous by using a voice coaching app. This doesn't mean sounding like a woman or even getting close to that, what it means is that he sounds very squeaky and flamboyant but combined with his boring ass growling voice.
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I agree - Quinty is much like Linkara in that both are so desperate not to die alone that they will fuck barely passing trannies or ugly obese women. Q is a thirsty cockslut for ContraPoints as much as Lewis was for Iron Liz. Garfield is Quinton's own green M & M.
 
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Reddit Man mad at Reddit again.
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Xanderhal claims that Cuntra made him see the light of socialist catgirls, however Quinton has greater inspirations.
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Migraine Box said:
What...how...the fuck...
How is "rich people saving their money instead of pissing it away is what keeps them rich" a radicalizing statement? It's not even true about the character as Tipton was a rich airhead who spent her daddy's endless money every which way, usually as the butt of a joke.
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I’m a couple of days late on this, but I’ll be shocked if Quentin is that dumb enough to make a Disney related wannabe Breadtube video where he titles is “Cory In The House Is A Great Anime, But It’s Being Used By The Alt-Right”.

@[B]ωσкє вℓυє мυѕℓιм qυєєη[/B] might laugh and not be surprised, but when you mess with a show that I used to watch for fun, now you’ve crossed the line. Just give me an Autistic rating all you want, because deep down, this could happen in the future.
 
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albertbrown26 said:
I’m a couple of days late on this, but I’ll be shocked if Quentin is that dumb enough to make a Disney related wannabe Breadtube video where he titles is “Cory In The House Is A Great Anime, But It’s Being Used By The Alt-Right”.

@[B]ωσкє вℓυє мυѕℓιм qυєєη[/B] might laugh and not be surprised, but when you mess with a show that I used to watch for fun, now you’ve crossed the line. Just give me an Autistic rating all you want, because deep down, this could happen in the future.
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We all have our children sitcoms, Im no one to judge your favorites. What I mocked is that Q tought it was a good idea to tweet it "woke" him about politics.
 
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Shaka Brah said:
They misspelled his channel name. "Quinton Reviewer" :story:
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I really hope there becomes a running joke when everyone who's bigger then Quinton ends up saying his name wrong either by accident or completely on purpose.

Like a Squidward Tennisballs level of joke that constantly happens whenever he's brought up.
 
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Overcooked Raccoon said:
I really hope there becomes a running joke when everyone who's bigger then Quinton ends up saying his name wrong either by accident or completely on purpose.

Like a Squidward Tennisballs level of joke that constantly happens whenever he's brought up.
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Well, most people on this thread get it wrong for some reason so I guess it already is a running joke. He even has this gag on some videos of calling himself Brendan Reacts.
 
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