🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Since we're talking about Ethan's sex life, did anyone else consider that pigs ejaculate for 30 minutes at a time?
 
From right to left:

Mint Salad, Riley (Dick Show Producer), May, Digibro.
Caption from the tweet : why arent YOU having fun?
Honestly how could you have fun? this is like an combination of the worst sidecharcters in the dickshow universe.

WAIT WHAT!
Thats mintsallad? The mintsallad? Thats the chick dick almost flushed his entire show down the toilet over? :story: :story: What in the fuck is guess litte penriqo is more desperate then he seems. Now its starting to make sense why he thought mumkeys gf was hot. Comparing her to his ol´ leatherface and the troon in the picture then she dosen´t seem all that bad.
From Rileys behavior i excepted him to be fatter. But he looks like a guy thats 35 and has a hard time accepting it or just your average reddit moderator.
The most shocking thing is that only digibro appears normal in the picture and hes probably the most fucked up on of them.
 
Caption from the tweet : why arent YOU having fun?

"Why aren't you having fun" - imagine the smell of that room

On another topic... this has to be the third picture i've seen of a plump Ralph sitting next to a half drunk bottle of coke....

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Can this guy go a single day without suckling down sugar water....

Absolutely disgusting
 
TIME TO PLAY THE FUCK,MARRY,KILL GAME
I just noticed a horrifying similarity in this picture as illustrated in this scientific rendering below:
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Is... is Faith Vickers related to Gator? Or did Ralph specifically find this girl because of the similarity to him? Or is Gator actually Faith?
 
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Holy shit I never noticed, but in that pic it's obvious she looks like a thinner, female Gator.

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See, this is why it's impossible to believe that Ralph's a racist, he dated a fucking Grey.

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I just noticed a horrifying similarity in this picture as illustrated in this scientific rendering below:
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Is... is Faith Vickers related to Gator? Or did Ralph specifically find this girl because of the similarity to him? Or is Gator actually Faith?

Jesus Christ that makes it even worse. Gator get the fuck out of there before Ethan skins you!
 
It's a bit of a weird flex showing off your 'smoking hot 18 year old babe' when everyone can see she's a few inches taller than you...

Even when shes hunching down so her head is closer to yours

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Edit: Keep in mind that Ralph is 5, 5" as proven in this Vid (That's including the shoes he was wearing)

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She's really unfortunate looking. She's perfect for ralph!
 
The fact Ralph needs to brag and continuously sell everyone the idea that dating an 18 year old fresh out of school is a net positive really tells you the mental gymnastics he has to do to convince himself its ok and normal. I wonder what their conversations are like they must be pretty awful since her only experiences are home life with mom and dad, highschool and the Internet. I wonder if her and Ralph play Roblox together. In all honesty Ralph is just wasting his time he isn't getting any younger and considering he ages like milk left out in the sun all day can he really afford to throw away the little youth he has left before entering into his 40's?
 
The fact Ralph needs to brag and continuously sell everyone the idea that dating an 18 year old fresh out of school is a net positive really tells you the mental gymnastics he has to do to convince himself its ok and normal.
Same stance I took on Dick, the more you (or your friends) have to say you're High T or a Chad the more it looks like you're just overcompensating. This kind of hyping up shit is stuff you do in highschool
 
"Why aren't you having fun" - imagine the smell of that room

On another topic... this has to be the third picture i've seen of a plump Ralph sitting next to a half drunk bottle of coke....

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Can this guy go a single day without suckling down sugar water....

Absolutely disgusting

The more horrifying thought is that it isn't a fresh bottle of coke every stream.

Its the same flat, warm bottle that sits there day in and day out.
 
Where did this "Null can't get hard" myth come from? Null can get hard just fine. He just can't coom is all.
I think he realized that that wasn't interesting or embarrassing at all, and is more or less in line with what his audience already understands about circumcision, so he just started saying I can't get it up. He tends to lie when it's convenient for him and most of his core audience is just there to chew cud and not think critically, so it works.

It very strongly comes across as projection.
 
It's a bit of a weird flex showing off your 'smoking hot 18 year old babe' when everyone can see she's a few inches taller than you...

Even when shes hunching down so her head is closer to yours

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Edit: Keep in mind that Ralph is 5, 5" as proven in this Vid (That's including the shoes he was wearing)

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Sure hope Ethan Ralph has mastered the art of pulling out and/or keeps his prophylactics somewhere they can't be tampered with, because that looks like a bitch who is not opposed to getting pregnant to super duper lock down a man if I ever saw one
 
Sure hope Ethan Ralph has mastered the art of pulling out and/or keeps his prophylactics somewhere they can't be tampered with, because that looks like a bitch who is not opposed to getting pregnant to super duper lock down a man if I ever saw one

Nah Ralph will be lazy and drunk and suggest the morning after pill if he already didn't force her on birth control already.
 
Sure hope Ethan Ralph has mastered the art of pulling out and/or keeps his prophylactics somewhere they can't be tampered with, because that looks like a bitch who is not opposed to getting pregnant to super duper lock down a man if I ever saw one

It's not like he'd have far to go to pull out. When he says "just the tip" he's actually talking about what can actually make it in before the gunt gets in the way.
 
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