šŸ· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Neverknowsbest said:
Same stance I took on Dick, the more you (or your friends) have to say you're High T or a Chad the more it looks like you're just overcompensating. This kind of hyping up shit is stuff you do in highschool
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The gunt, dick, donga, Andy, and to a lesser extent randbot and gator - the lot of them haven't matured past high school. The gunt bragging about the "Smoking hot" 18 year old he's sticking his sausage fingers in rubs me the same way Dick screaming that he was the prom king did. Middle aged men trying their best to relive the one time in their life they might have passed as "cool".
 
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Disheveled Human said:
Nah Ralph will be lazy and drunk and suggest the morning after pill if he already didn't force her on birth control already.
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You honestly think between the pills, booze and whatever else the gunt gets up his snout coupled with his diet of trash burgers and warski's jizz that he's got a single motile sperm cell?


Spectre_06 said:
It's not like he'd have far to go to pull out. When he says "just the tip" he's actually talking about what can actually make it in before the gunt gets in the way.
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That's bold to assume Ethan hasn't been doing anything but grinding his dick against the back side of his gunt every time he's ''had sex''
 
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PPP and Ralph had best make way for the true god emperor of gunt
 
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I'll never understand why Ralph insists on doing the show five days a week. It's been said a million times before but if he cut it down to two or three, he'd have a more intriguing batch of topics per episode and while there would probably be a drop in pay at first, the schedule would probably appeal more to outsiders who don't wanna watch ten hours of the Killstream a week who could become regular paying viewers. It would open up the first opportunity in years for him to get some new viewers. He's awful. Portly too.
 
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Vetti said:
I'll never understand why Ralph insists on doing the show five days a week. It's been said a million times before but if he cut it down to two or three, he'd have a more intriguing batch of topics per episode and while there would probably be a drop in pay at first, the schedule would probably appeal more to outsiders who don't wanna watch ten hours of the Killstream a week who could become regular paying viewers. He's awful. Portly too.
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The killstream is the only reason he wakes up each day. If he didn't do it everyday, he would lose motivation to wake up and enter the eternal gunt-coma.
 
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