Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

His type is "whatever I can get". He can't afford to be picky.

That and bitch tits.

 

[Old Fart]

Spay or neuter your pets, people! Sure, they'll be "adopted" to good homes and I bet the adoption will include a "rehoming fee". Herd dogs actually have to be trained for the job (as well as have natural herding instincts). Which one of the troon losers knows how to do that? I'm guessing none.

Golden Retrievers are not very good guard dogs unless you want to distract burglars who'd, rather than steal anything, spend their time giving a thoroughly soft and sympathetically wagging doggo hugs and cuddles.

I've never heard of them being used for herding because they lack the speed, stalking behaviour and unbridled energy associated with Border Collies and their ilk.

So, if he does the nasty with the deaf troon -- do they have to work out a safe signal ahead of time because it's not like the dude will be able to hear Kev say "stop". Is he going to attempt with a condom (which without enough lube is going to increase the pain)?

How are you going to prevent a condom from sliding off something as tapered as Tutanchamon's last resting place?

 

[Putin Bot]

You would think that Mistress Penny would be the first one to fuck the am hole

 

[dismissfrogs]

I've never cared about someones sex life before, thanks Kevie!!! Looking forward to the (mis)Adventures of Am Hole.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

In any case, "Hailey" has seven other "girl"friends to fuck around with if Kevin's rotpocket falls short:

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TransQTClaire
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Man, seriously.
I prefer a shot in my head rather that dating those... human beings.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Golden Retrievers are not very good guard dogs unless you want to distract burglars who'd, rather than steal anything, spend their time giving a thoroughly soft and sympathetically wagging doggo hugs and cuddles.

I've never heard of them being used for herding because they lack the speed, stalking behaviour and unbridled energy associated with Border Collies and their ilk.

So, still better at being guard dogs than the ranch's inhabitants are at being women.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

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Either that's a wig or this nigga hasn't gone to a hair dresser in like 6 years or something, jesus christ. He probably hasn't washed his teeth for that long too, given just how mustardy yellow those teeth are.

Teeth yellow as Boogie 1488 ones before he e-begged new ones.
The hair is like tumbleweed tho.

 

[AmbiTron]

Coom and consoom. Fuck me with a broom. Ow, ow, ow nevermind not so soon.

 

[Renisha X]

Golden Retrievers are not very good guard dogs unless you want to distract burglars who'd, rather than steal anything, spend their time giving a thoroughly soft and sympathetically wagging doggo hugs and cuddles.

I've never heard of them being used for herding because they lack the speed, stalking behaviour and unbridled energy associated with Border Collies and their ilk.

Spoiler: Breed Sperging

A golden retriever can learn to herd, but that would take real training from puppyhood, herding isn't a breed trait for them. Pretty sure that's a Great Pyrenees (maybe a mix), judging by the white color and faint black splotches on the tail and legs. Great Pyrenees are excellent herding dogs because they bond with with their flock intensely and can be very sweet and protective. However, if the training does not take place early, or bad behavior (like being aggressive towards sheep/children) is not immediately isolated and corrected, they can easily harm or kill livestock because they are massive. They are stubborn, difficult dogs to train who frequently challenge their owners with dominant behavior and can become aggressive when not managed properly. Great Pyrenees puppies can go for a decent price if they are purebred. Mutts tend to wind up in shelters because they are big and difficult to train with none of the pedigree that makes a good herding dog. Mutt puppies are not worth the money invested in getting their first (and usually second or third being realistic about when they can leave the mother or whether or not someone will even want them) round of shots and deworming, if you're trying to make a profit.

 

[PozzedByCoronachan]

Golden Retrievers are not very good guard dogs unless you want to distract burglars who'd, rather than steal anything, spend their time giving a thoroughly soft and sympathetically wagging doggo hugs and cuddles.

I've never heard of them being used for herding because they lack the speed, stalking behaviour and unbridled energy associated with Border Collies and their ilk.

Now that I think about it, since they have dogs on the ranch, do you think they might have walked on Kev mid-dilation/hole airing like how he flashed the guests they had over a while ago?

Worse still, does it fuel his furry fetish?

 

[Treasure Champs]

Ok, so place your bets. Does he go through with the maiden voyage of the Am Hole ? If he does, does he lie and say it was perfect and nothing went wrong? I can't imagine him admitting if he ended up in the hospital.

I'm on Team #Nohole. Kevvie thirsts on and on about getting stuffed full of cock or whatever, but at the end of the day he's a straight dude LARPing as a lesbian and I doubt he actually wants the reality end of that fantasy. My bet is that he'll pretend to try for about five minutes then declare he's just too sore and virginal, tee hee hee, he cuddled and they spooned and had a sexy lingerie pillowfight () just like girly girls do, because women are SATISFIED by EMOTIONAL INTIMACY.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Kevin sure has a type. And its horrible.

Yeah, well

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

...he's a straight dude LARPing as a lesbian...

This is my only nitpick: I haven't seen many or known any lesbians who were thirsting after "girldicks". He's a gay, possibly autistic dude in complete denial.

 

[Enoby Way]

Now that I think about it, since they have dogs on the ranch, do you think they might have walked on Kev mid-dilation/hole airing like how he flashed the guests they had over a while ago?
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Worse still, does it fuel his furry fetish?

I know it's old but that one image raises so many questions in my mind.

It is really not that hard to explain that you're dilating, and if they've already walked in on you doing it, I think they'll mayyyybe understand what it is from the context.

So this is just Kevin making an (inverse) mountain out of an (inverse) molehill in order to overshare online.

Besides, the kind of people visiting the ranch are the kind of people who already know what dilation is or who will immediately understand if it is explained as a post-surgery procedure.

Additionally, does the Troon Ranch not have locks or does Kevvy just like to ignore them and live dangerously?

So... many... questions. None of which I want answer.

Spoiler

As a person who started using the term Tranch quite a while back in this thread, I think it would be a shame to decide on one name to rule them all. I want to see what else this thread can come up with as time goes on.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I'm on Team #Nohole. Kevvie thirsts on and on about getting stuffed full of cock or whatever, but at the end of the day he's a straight dude LARPing as a lesbian and I doubt he actually wants the reality end of that fantasy. My bet is that he'll pretend to try for about five minutes then declare he's just too sore and virginal, tee hee hee, he cuddled and they spooned and had a sexy lingerie pillowfight () just like girly girls do, because women are SATISFIED by EMOTIONAL INTIMACY.

I could see his sex weirdo girlfriend not settling for cuddling and taking Kevin's boypussy for recompense.

And yes this is like the third time I've posted something about Kevin getting raped. I don't hope for it to happen as no one deserves that, but when you post coomer shit 24/7 and meet fellow cumbrian weirdos from the internet your odds of sexual assault rise.

 

[Cranky Hermit]

On the surface, It looks like your typical "LOL, NOT MAD U GUYS" tweet but I think it's getting pretty obvious that the other members of the ranch resent Kevin on some level (even if it's just for the airing of dirty laundry) and secretly get a kick out of the thread.

Ok, so place your bets. Does he go through with the maiden voyage of the Am Hole ? If he does, does he lie and say it was perfect and nothing went wrong? I can't imagine him admitting if he ended up in the hospital.

I was thinking that this might be the thing that makes Kevin snap and grounds him back down to reality. Maybe even confront having some regrets. Having to face up to the fact that having penetrative sex didn't make the Goddess herself descend to earth to give Kevvy Real Girl wings, that it was just painful, awkward and unsatisfying. Given how deep he is in delusion and denial I admit that's wishful thinking at best.

 

[Old Fart]

Pretty sure that's a Great Pyrenees (maybe a mix), judging by the white color and faint black splotches on the tail and legs.

You're right, looking at the characteristic "inside-out" looking ears:

Besides, the kind of people visiting the ranch are the kind of people who already know what dilation is or who will immediately understand if it is explained as a post-surgery procedure.

The kind of people visiting the ranch are the kind of people who are so debauched they have no qualms posting each and every part of their body and what they prefer to do with it on social media, so why would they have a problem with a guy putting a stick in his artificial twat?

 

[tiggles]

Why is it that every single time responses to Kevin are posted, at least one of the orbiters has some goofy ass name like "protect black lives"? I guess the obvious answer is virtue signaling, but do they really think they're helping anyone? It's embarrassing.

you see this a lot in troons - it is virtue signaling in its purest form. They go from not giving a single fuck about anybody else, then when they troon out they become insufferable keyboard SJWs, latching on to the trend of the day. They do this to accrue good troon points that they can then expend when they want to make another dramatic push to take privileges away from women. Get ready for those locker room penises, little girls - he said black lives matter and therefore he is a noble troon. He’d never masturbate to the thought of you changing out of your swimsuit nearby, definitely.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

The kind of people visiting the ranch are the kind of people who are so debauched they have no qualms posting each and every part of their body and what they prefer to do with it on social media, so why would they have a problem with a guy putting a stick in his artificial twat?

Also he said that it was awkward because he wasn't sure that the visitors would know what dilation was, but didn't someone find out that the visitors were a couple of trannies? Even if they weren't, they'd surely be troon-friendly and who the fuck doesn't know what dilation is? Unless it was a couple of normies but why the fuck would anyone normal be visiting troon ranch?

Edit: I somehow skipped to the end and missed that this was the entire post you were replying to, sorry!

 

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So we're retelling what actually happened but in a brief yet funny way? That's awfully nice of them to say. Thank you, whoever your face is.