Picklechu
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Aspen, Aspie, whatever. He picks the worst, most easy to make fun of names for himself.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
- Thread starter wagglyplacebo
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How about "Ass-pain"? Because he's an obnoxious faggot.
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Can’t pick a whiter name than Aspen. I guess this confirms he’s dropped the Latinx bullshit.
Surgery could be any number of things. He’s morbidly obese with poor hygiene, poor eyesight and terrible teeth, barely able to take care of himself.
Surgery could be any number of things. He’s morbidly obese with poor hygiene, poor eyesight and terrible teeth, barely able to take care of himself.
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At this point, I'm not even sure if he got the surgery for real or if he faked it. There's a lot of ample evidence for both stances.
I'll admit I thought he got it for real when the story first broke, and fittingly he never brought it up again afterwards for a while and he even mentioned smaller details that a sped trying to fake the story would normally not consider like no longer being interested in porn.
But as time went on, I've begun to doubt myself. Not so much because of the tucked photos since those could've been older photos from a previous lie, but because of the fact that Phil has not died of sepsis or had any major medical emergencies in the nearly two years since. He's not exactly the kind of guy to maintain a major surgical wound and he's filthy and unhygenic even for a troon.
My guess is that this recent post is one of three things.
A. He actually got the surgery for real this time
B. He got the surgery back in 2018 but it got infected really bad and this is emergency surgery and treatment
C. He's getting some completely unrelated procedure (tattoo removal, antiseptic treatments, etc.)
Honestly, hospital stays could explain why he didn't say or do anything during this mass uprising despite being in the best city for illegal insurrectionist activity.
I would never expect to see Phil go out and actually do any hardcore rioting and mayhem, but in a situation like this, you'd think he'd at least brag about spray painting some curse words and Antifa scribbles on a random wall, kicking over a random trash can, or maybe even breaking an abandoned window if he was feeling really ballsy.
Yet it's almost complete radio silence...which is unusual even for a coward like him. We didn't even see any keyboard warfare from Phil this whole time.
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There is one person who almost certainly knows for sure whether Phil had his meat and two vegs removed. If only someone could get Slingblade drunk enough to spill the beans...
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@KingQueen is absolutely right about one thing, though. The idea that some level of medical responsibility in cock chop surgery exists is pure lunacy. If Phil wanted to get this done he could get it done, even being a complete tard, in a crazed shithole like Oregon.
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I hope he gets taken away in an unmarked van
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I hope he gets taken away in a completely marked van, and then taken from town to town all over the country, and is taken out and publicly beaten in every city in the country, and you can pay a buck to piss on him.
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If he IS trying to break with his 'Izzy Hell the crime minister' ID and create a new one as 'Aspen' then tattoo removal surgery sounds quite possible, since Phil has the most cringe-worthy collection of worthless and even dangerous tats (that fuckin teardrop) that even the fringe left have ever seen before. Getting that shit off his face and forearms at the least would be the first smart move he's made in ages. But it's Phil, so probably not.
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He's keeping the "Crime Minister" thing though. He's just using the "Aspen" name. If he's a "Crime Minister" why is he too much of a pathetic pussy ass bitch even to commit any crimes though?
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He has them all over his goddamned body. In order to remove them you'd have to effectively skin him alive. It would be easier to just laminate him in polyester substrate.
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Tbh, ministers hardly do anything relevant to their resort, and often don't know shit about it as well. Phil could be the Crime Minister in a random Eastern European country and nobody would bat an eye about his competency.
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LOL I know, right? But face and arms are the visible ones, and they'd have to go first if he was trying to return to the real world and either get a job or else find some other way of leeching off new people. IF.
@AnOminous sez:
My thought on that was that he's keeping the crime minister thing just for now, until his 'surgery' is complete and he has squeezed all the cash out of his circle of Antardifas, at which point he's going to be just 'Aspen'. Maybe he's gonna leech off the radical Greens now?
This is all conjecture of course. Most likely it's nothing near as drastic as tattoo removal or finally getting a TRUE and HONEST dick inversion, and he has no plans to give up his comfy lair and imaginary one-troon resistance movement.
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I think it's the reverse. His antifatard "friends" are like the son-in-law that visits at the 1st of every month to take momma's social security check.
Thumb Butler
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Agree, remember Toren? Toren even took Phil's tard map table.
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Ducked into here to see if Phil did anything in the Portland protests, was not surprised to find out he did jack shit. I'm still badly confused as I thought Phil changed his name and gender markers - what's "Aspen"? Is that a nom de gros?
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Phil's either trying to create a new identity to trick people with, or he got murdered and the terrorist wannabes who did the murder are using his dead ass to bilk extra money for the fraud.
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I don't think we are lucky enough to have someone gank Phil, and if someone did then it only proves how pathetic and worthless he is since his GimmeBux has been up for a while and has only managed to bring in a couple hundred bones in "solidarity money". Phil is pretty notorious in the Portland tranny and pinko circles, regardless of what he's calling himself or how much mall ninja gear he wears to hide his face, so it's obvious he's worn out his welcome with them since hardly anyone has donated. Just goes to show that even bleeding hear Lefties don't give a shit if he lives or dies.
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Just like in school Phil is in with the slow antifa kids. When he has been recorded "protesting" it's been in daylight. Remember when Phil's buddy, Jake was arrested for vandalizing a bridge? Phil and Jake were marching with a bunch of high schoolers while at the same time the actual antifa folks were attacking an ICE facility.