Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[James Howlett]

>Thinking kiwifarms will be grossed out by your fat

Kev, the am hole is the only way you're gonna gross us out after the extensive list of gross shit we've archived you saying.

Also, hi Penny!

 

[FreakyFredsTrannyGranny]

somedumbbinch
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TransQTClaire
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I don't know a single fucking woman in the world who casually posts photos of herself topless on her social media.
I just, there's so many things I want to say, but I don't know where to start or how not to get MATI about it.

>Thinking kiwifarms will be grossed out by your fat

Kev, the am hole is the only way you're gonna gross us out after the extensive list of gross shit we've archived you saying.

Also, hi Penny!

I SECOND THIS, KEVIN PLEASE, MAKE ME PUKE
A bit of chub is not the way to do it you fucking mong.

 

[PonPonPataPon]

I SECOND THIS, KEVIN PLEASE, MAKE ME PUKE
A bit of chub is not the way to do it you fucking mong.

He needs to realize that observing his life is like listening to a porngrind band. Your fat folds are simply not gonna cut it in this scene.

 

[homewayhalf]

This is my only nitpick: I haven't seen many or known any lesbians who were thirsting after "girldicks". He's a gay, possibly autistic dude in complete denial.

I share the unpopular opinion that Kev is a straight man as well. He has never shown interest in males as humans, only “girldicks.” AGP is weird as hell because you’re straight but also fantasize about playing the female role and being “penetrated.” I know it sounds strange but I just don’t buy that Kevin is actually gay. If he were gay, he would have experimented with anal by now. It’s 100% AGP, imo.

 

[Putin Bot]

I share the unpopular opinion that Kev is a straight man as well. He has never shown interest in males as humans, only “girldicks.” AGP is weird as hell because you’re straight but also fantasize about playing the female role and being “penetrated.” I know it sounds strange but I just don’t buy that Kevin is actually gay. If he were gay, he would have experimented with anal by now. It’s 100% AGP, imo.

I think it’s been acknowledged that AGPs are so intent on living out their fetish that even though they’re usually straight, many will turn bisexual because in their warped minds, women exist just to be fucked by men. That, and it gives them the ultimate validation.

Now, as for why troons go for other troons, is 1) they feed each other’s delusions 2) they think being a gay man is icky but being a lesbian is hot and 3) they’re so repulsive that normal people won’t touch them

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I share the unpopular opinion that Kev is a straight man as well.

My only problem with this is IIRC he doesn't interact with women, not even through the internet.

Most of these "awkward sperg" types are fairly alright with their female relatives, and put up an "alpha chad" appearance online, but KevKev is estranged from his family, and when was confronted by a woman on the twatter, he seemed to take it a lot worse than, say, RetArdrian Harrop in his infamous "telly debate" with Posie Parker.

We obviously don't know what type of porn he consooms, and that's for the best, but based on the snippets discovered in the OP, he's been a degenerate for a long time. He might be straight, but only in a strictly non-Euclidean sense.

 

[stinkmeaner]

He/him lesbians, butch transfemmes, daddy lesbians? WTF? Sometimes when he babbles about gender, it almost seems like Kev is a bot that has a glitch in the programming. None of it makes any sense.

He's definitely trapped in the immature "I'd be the prettiest woman ever" mindset. I'm just waiting for the 41%

Oh boy oh boy! I can feel the love!
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Spoiler: squish in full glory

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Ugh it's like looking at a car accident.

 

[Constellationzero]

This is my only nitpick: I haven't seen many or known any lesbians who were thirsting after "girldicks". He's a gay, possibly autistic dude in complete denial.

No disrespect intended, but...

Why does EVERY cow on here have to be "autistic??" I get that there's more "information" about autism (I used to teach secondary SPED), but there really aren't that many autismos.

Autism has become the new ADD and ADHD. Parent refuses to parent (Tess), whoopsie! Diagnosis. Kid turns out to be inherently shitty (Russell Greer) whoopsie! Diagnosis. No one has taught or enforced boundaries on someone? whoopsie! Diagnosis ad nausem.

Kevin needs a fucking steel toed boot buried deep in his crotch at breakneck speed. He needs to be yanked out of bed and made to participate in chores or GTFO.
Lazy. Entitled. Pornsick. Pervert.
These are Kevin's diagnoses, not autism.

 

[Aviva's Biotech-Breakdown]

No disrespect intended, but...

Why does EVERY cow on here have to be "autistic??" I get that there's more "information" about autism (I used to teach secondary SPED), but there really aren't that many autismos.

Autism has become the new ADD and ADHD. Parent refuses to parent (Tess), whoopsie! Diagnosis. Kid turns out to be inherently shitty (Russell Greer) whoopsie! Diagnosis. No one has taught or enforced boundaries on someone? whoopsie! Diagnosis ad nausem.

Kevin needs a fucking steel toed boot buried deep in his crotch at breakneck speed. He needs to be yanked out of bed and made to participate in chores or GTFO.
Lazy. Entitled. Pornsick. Pervert.
These are Kevin's diagnoses, not autism.

We make autism jokes on here because this forum was originally created to keep up with Chris Chan, who is an uber autist and embodies almost every stereotype of a white, middle class, socially challenged-enough-to-turn-into-a-tranny (without having dysphoria) autist. Habitual, maybe. Also, it doesn't help that a not-insignificant amount of cows on here actually do have an autism diagnosis. Many of the eccentricities documented on this site are often a manifestation of the aspects of autism that can cause social dysfunction:

1. lack of theory of mind
2. hyperfixation on concepts/objects
3. due to #1, deficits in emotional intelligence/relating to other people

So it's mostly tongue-in-cheek, but just like you say there aren't many autismos....there also aren't many men who have voluntarily castrated themselves over some magical feeling of being in the wrong body. There also aren't many who in ADDITION to cutting off their dicks, also hoard children's toys.

 

[0 0]

No disrespect intended, but...

Why does EVERY cow on here have to be "autistic??" I get that there's more "information" about autism (I used to teach secondary SPED), but there really aren't that many autismos.

Autism has become the new ADD and ADHD. Parent refuses to parent (Tess), whoopsie! Diagnosis. Kid turns out to be inherently shitty (Russell Greer) whoopsie! Diagnosis. No one has taught or enforced boundaries on someone? whoopsie! Diagnosis ad nausem.

Kevin needs a fucking steel toed boot buried deep in his crotch at breakneck speed. He needs to be yanked out of bed and made to participate in chores or GTFO.
Lazy. Entitled. Pornsick. Pervert.
These are Kevin's diagnoses, not autism.

Kevin has a complete lack of empathy, is unable to pick up on social cues, cannot imagine himself from others' perspectives, has an extremely narrow range of interests which he devotes all of his attention to including Legos and stuffed animals, is obsessive within these fascinations, speaks with a flat monotone in all footage with his voice, almost certainly has face blindness, and has zero social filter.

"Autistic" is often used as a general insult, but there's feasible grounds to suggest he may genuinely be autistic.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Why does EVERY cow on here have to be "autistic??" I get that there's more "information" about autism (I used to teach secondary SPED), but there really aren't that many autismos.

I get where you're coming from. Autism and Asperger's have been overused as justification for shitty and/or socially stunted, awkward behaviour, but, as others too have pointed out, I too would say Kevin and a bunch of other cows DO GENUINELY fit the criteria.

Edit: finger slip.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Kevin Cumbrain doesn't even realize that if amhole could be stretched out that would already have happened during dilation. Also it's fucking hilarious that a real women tells a man with multilated genitalia that he shouldn't worry because vaginas can do stuff. Either she is as dumb as he is or a troll.

His delusion reminds me of Jazz Jennings who thinks sex is going to give him orgasms and a libido even tho he never went through puberty and had his microdick really badly butchered at 17. It seems like Kevin thinks sex is going to make amhole work like he wants it to. Both cases are nothing but delusional bullshit.

 

[Lyre]

I'm on Team #Nohole. Kevvie thirsts on and on about getting stuffed full of cock or whatever, but at the end of the day he's a straight dude LARPing as a lesbian and I doubt he actually wants the reality end of that fantasy. My bet is that he'll pretend to try for about five minutes then declare he's just too sore and virginal, tee hee hee, he cuddled and they spooned and had a sexy lingerie pillowfight () just like girly girls do, because women are SATISFIED by EMOTIONAL INTIMACY.

Actually do we know if Kevvies dehiscence ever closed up? Like that actual tearing in his am hole near the entrance? Did the granulation on his "clit" ever heal? I know he had a piece snipped off but what about the myriad of other things wrong with his "so real you cant tell it's not cis" horrorshow, did he clear this spelunking with his hackj-- uhh, surgeon?

Or is this gonna a be a fly-or-die situation, my bet is he'll chicken out and give his "girlfriend" the world's saddest handjob, and claim either "his nerves arent woken up enough" or "lots of cis women cant have vag intercourse/cant get the hang of vaginal"

EDIT: forgot the " " for his mutilated glans/"jumping clit"

 

[Bubonic_Vague]

In any case, "Hailey" has seven other "girl"friends to fuck around with if Kevin's rotpocket falls short:

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I didn't know there was a remake of "Nightbreed".

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[Sinner's Sandwich]

Did the granulation on his clit

Clit??? Not in a fucking billion years is that a clit. It's the last tiny piece of glans. A sad reminder that there once was a (useless & small) dick there. But it was at least better than what he has now.

 

[tiggles]

No disrespect intended, but...

Why does EVERY cow on here have to be "autistic??" I get that there's more "information" about autism (I used to teach secondary SPED), but there really aren't that many autismos.

Autism has become the new ADD and ADHD. Parent refuses to parent (Tess), whoopsie! Diagnosis. Kid turns out to be inherently shitty (Russell Greer) whoopsie! Diagnosis. No one has taught or enforced boundaries on someone? whoopsie! Diagnosis ad nausem.

Kevin needs a fucking steel toed boot buried deep in his crotch at breakneck speed. He needs to be yanked out of bed and made to participate in chores or GTFO.
Lazy. Entitled. Pornsick. Pervert.
These are Kevin's diagnoses, not autism.

troons are autistic at 10x the rate of normies because it’s a delusion propagated by socially stunted retards. Other fun comorbidities are schizophrenia and narcissistic personality disorder (over half of “gender dysphoric ” patients in the linked study had NPD lmao).

 

[Lyre]

Clit??? Not in a fucking billion years is that a clit. It's the last tiny piece of glans. A sad reminder that there once was a (useless & small) dick there. But it was at least better than what he has now.

Oh yeah, that was an oversight on my end, there is no way in any universe where I would think that chunk of glans is actually a clitoris. I just forgot the quotation marks.

 

[Honzou]

18 UGLY TRANNIES IN THE SHOWERS AT TRAN RANCH

I hope they're the german kind.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

Now that I think about it, since they have dogs on the ranch, do you think they might have walked on Kev mid-dilation/hole airing like how he flashed the guests they had over a while ago?
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Worse still, does it fuel his furry fetish?

why does he then need to air out his cooter? Im serious

18 UGLY TRANNIES IN THE SHOWERS AT TRAN RANCH

WAITING TO GET GASSED IN THE SHOWERS AT TRAN RANCH

 

[PozzedByCoronachan]

why does he then need to air out his cooter? Im serious

I believe his doctor told him to. As to why, I'm no medical expert so I might just be talking out of my ass here, but it's probably to prevent the growth of microbes and bacteria near the wounded area, since they seem to thrive off of warm and moist environments with poor hygiene (think a composting bin for example). Plus, if it stops him from wearing literal piss-soaked diapers on top of a wound connected to his colon and intestines and creating a new STD, that's an added bonus.