🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Spectre_06]

JOSH MOON IS THE ONE WITH A NON-WORKING PENIS, MINE CERTAINLY WASN"T CRUSHED UNDER THE MASSIVE WEIGHT CAUSED BY THE SWINGING GARDENS OF FLESH

 

[northstar747]

We’re talking a morbidly obese minor e celeb in his 30s (despite looking 50) taking advantage of a clearly sexually abused 18 year old girl straight out of high school here. I’d say that’s drama worthy.

I got bounced here by the new on the front page, can anyone tell me what page we get to the 18 year old girl?

 

[Spectre_06]

I got bounced here by the new on the front page, can anyone tell me what page we get to the 18 year old girl?

I think 1187?

 

[Sam Losco]

We obsessively watch everything because that's the whole fucking point of this website. Keep tabs on the thread subjects, archive, and document in the thread to laugh about it. And we are laughing at it. Ralph and Gator are laughingstocks.

Seeeeethhhh coooppee.

Also, I don't care what the stated reasons are for the Nora divorce. I'm convinced it's because the gunt can't keep his tiny penis in his pants. She probably just got tired of him cheating on her. Even if they had an "open" agreement due to the distance, she probably got tired of how much he was taking advantage of it.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Since it was mentioned here, I'll go over it. For two months now there has been a KF user who likely had access to chat who's been making hilarious posts under the usernames Ethan Ralph and Gator on /pol/.

Gator:

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Ethan Ralph:

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I love the dedication to the larp, it's so incharacter and on point

His magnum opus being a thread he spammed as "Ethan Ralph" about the homosexual relationship between @Null and @zedkissed60

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[itsoktobewhite]

/pol/ thread

>namefagging as gator
gunt is so transparent

 

[Spectre_06]

Also, I don't care what the stated reasons are for the Nora divorce. I'm convinced it's because the gunt can't keep his tiny penis in his pants. She probably just got tired of him cheating on her. Even if they had an "open" agreement due to the distance, she probably got tired of how much he was taking advantage of it.

Him cheating on Nora, him continuing to drink when he said he wasn't going to, and in general the fact he expected her to move here after she graduated medical school. Basically she'd do residency in England, moved to the US only to have to do residency again and he'd continue to be a drunk, lazy layabout the entire time.

 

[Nigella]

"Gator, you're going to have to take the fall for this one and pretend you wrote that cringy article on killstream.live"

"Of course master *cock sucking noises*"

 

[Ashey]

Alcoholism and morbid obesity are known to cure erectile dysfunction ghuys. they are definitely not linked to cause it, specially not long term and even specialler when mixed with benzos.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

... Why on earth is Guntmeister still going after Josh? Like seriously and his insults are always the same insipid dumbass kindergarden bullshit. "HUDURH YOUR WEEWEE DOESN'T WORK HAHAHAH!". Imagine being that sad.

I'd be inclined to bet it really doesn't work or requires some heavy "blue influence" if he can even find it under his fat folds.

 

[Fools Idol]

BASED

What is it like to get THE Gator of Killstream fame to notice you Josh?

 

[Love Machine]

... Why on earth is Guntmeister still going after Josh? Like seriously and his insults are always the same insipid dumbass kindergarden bullshit. "HUDURH YOUR WEEWEE DOESN'T WORK HAHAHAH!". Imagine being that sad.

I'd be inclined to bet it really doesn't work or requires some heavy "blue influence" if he can even find it under his fat folds.

Josh is the easiest, most non confrontational windmill that the gunt could go after. PPP is too strong of an opponent for him unironically. No one gives a fuck about tea clips. Josh also runs the website that contains the largest population of his haters on the internet at this point. Its not like Ralph Quixote will be getting any new windmills because he cant get any guests on the show people care about at this point.

 

[northstar747]

I think 1187?

Thank you, and now i feel fucking sick.

I m older than ralph, and any girl under 20 i would see in nothing but a paternal way. Especially if there was abuse.

What pisses me off is this, what ever ethans show is, what ever this stupid culture war is, this kinda shit doesnt pass muster.

Fuck lowtax shoulda gone on ethans stream and they could compare notes while dick jacks off

 

[Null]

Josh is the easiest, most non confrontational windmill that the gunt could go after.

He's really hung up on 'credibility'. Notice how fast he jumped on the fact that I incorrectly assumed the Editor-in-Chief of the Ralph Retort dot Com was responsible for content on theralphretort.com. He desperately wants to discredit the site so people don't take his thread seriously. Since everyone else is anonymous, he takes the first chance he can to justify going after me personally.

Problem is that the site doesn't have credibility because of me. The site has credibility because it tends to lay forth all facts and let people make their own conclusions with an undeniable trail of information. You can't really discredit that, and even when super SJWs try to by saying "KF IS A BAD SOURCE DON'T USE THEM", they all do when it's convenient for them.

The fact is that I'm a smaller part of a big picture and you can't take away the venom of stream archives and testimony from your cohosts. It's just the true reality of Ralph's life.

 

[Lammy]

... Why on earth is Guntmeister still going after Josh? Like seriously and his insults are always the same insipid dumbass kindergarden bullshit. "HUDURH YOUR WEEWEE DOESN'T WORK HAHAHAH!". Imagine being that sad.

I'd be inclined to bet it really doesn't work or requires some heavy "blue influence" if he can even find it under his fat folds.

because his wife left him
it's made him perpetually insecure and consequently resulted in him getting mad at everything and being unable to handle jokes about anything, even corn

 

[Jack Awful]

Gator is so pathetic.
He's based his entire self worth on The Ralph Retort, so he has to desperately simp for Ethan, because he knows if the show ends, he's nothing.

 

[Null]

Gator is so pathetic.
He's based his entire self worth on The Ralph Retort, so he has to desperately simp for Ethan, because he knows if the show ends, he's nothing.

Here's an offer for Gator: Quit TRR and I'll make you a mod of this board on the forum. Not joking.

 

[Spectre_06]

because his wife left him
it's made him perpetually insecure and consequently resulted in him getting mad at everything and being unable to handle jokes about anything, even corn

You're not that far off. Rackets and Dick both agree that Nora divorcing him set him off far worse than anything else, and he's not interested in getting better.

 

[Love Machine]

Its amazing thinking back to when I used to watch the killstream how Ralph used to suck the forum's cock, saying that he would sometimes use it as a source, but now its a bad source, what does that say about his own journalistic integrity? I will say at least its not as gay as Dick's cope of "wow the site has been co-opted by A-logs". Everyone loves the site till its their term to get a mild ribbing.

He's really hung up on 'credibility'. Notice how fast he jumped on the fact that I incorrectly assumed the Editor-in-Chief of the Ralph Retort dot Com was responsible for content on theralphretort.com. He desperately wants to discredit the site so people don't take his thread seriously. Since everyone else is anonymous, he takes the first chance he can to justify going after me personally.

Problem is that the site doesn't have credibility because of me. The site has credibility because it tends to lay forth all facts and let people make their own conclusions with an undeniable trail of information. You can't really discredit that, and even when super SJWs try to by saying "KF IS A BAD SOURCE DON'T USE THEM", they all do when it's convenient for them.

The fact is that I'm a smaller part of a big picture and you can't take away the venom of stream archives and testimony from your cohosts. It's just the true reality of Ralph's life.

Truly the kiwi farms is the autistic hydra of myth. Discredit one and 100 take its place.

 

[nyess]

That corn comment was over a month ago and they still seethe about it to this day lol

Here's an offer for Gator: Quit TRR and I'll make you a mod of this board on the forum. Not joking.

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Gator owes his life to Ralph you fool, without the golden gunt shannon would be just another diabetic minimum wager who unironically eats mum's tendies on saturday nights