🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[2021Murder]

Good to see the killstream crew is turning the "Ethan Ralph, it's me Gator!" meme into actual lore

I just realized how bizarre it is to say his full name too. Like gator is so fucking forgettable that he has to introduce himself formally every time he talks

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Imagine actually crying about KF and calling it Karen Farms while expecting people to take you seriously. Ralph is a retard.

 

[CDWLTY]

Here's an offer for Gator: Quit TRR and I'll make you a mod of this board on the forum. Not joking.

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oh shit he's looking at my soul STOP HIM BEFORE HE TAKES ANY MORE OF IT


I don't get why people are getting some lumpy over this site. Like, everyone does something embarrassing, cringy, dumb, autistic, or deaf. Hating on the repository because it contains a testament to your misdeeds is just childish, then again these folks went into entertainment on the most volatile platform in history as their "PLAN A" careers, so......

I've said it before in this thread but they're jesters. Just gotta accept that they come with weird, bizarre activities and a doglike hedonism (no offense cap'n Jorshe) and let them be free.

Our fave slobbery dog should be thanked for being one of the few bastions of actual freedom left on the open web, and his efforts at documenting the dregs of society are much appreciated in the increasingly santitized, mainstream culture.

Ralphonse shouldn't have much credibility with that body shape anyway. It's like looking at a pre-death tweaker just before the rot sets in and you have to pull them off the sidewalk the next morning.

 

[Army Burger]

... Why on earth is Guntmeister still going after Josh? Like seriously and his insults are always the same insipid dumbass kindergarden bullshit. "HUDURH YOUR WEEWEE DOESN'T WORK HAHAHAH!". Imagine being that sad.

I'd be inclined to bet it really doesn't work or requires some heavy "blue influence" if he can even find it under his fat folds.

Gunty wants that Pensacolan penis big time

 

[itsoktobewhite]

Gunt’s crowning achievement in life (other than being a convicted felon) is the episode of the killstream where mundane matt gets called out for being a flagger.
He has been consistently looking to emulate that night. He was on top of IBS and more nigger-rich than ever before!
Ever notice how he always tries to force a nemesis of someone out of seemingly nothing(sargon, dispatch, corey barnhill(pedophile, liar), cog, etc.- and now null)?
It’s really transparent. He’ll never be able to repeat the success he had in 2018 because he was too much of a retard with no foresight aside from how he’s going to fill his gunt with food and booze when he wakes up.
Pull the trigger Gator!!

 

[Dracula]

I wonder if more shitposts like this one will pop up in the close future

 

[Troonos]

I see Gator is still pretty cringe. Imagine writing that shit and thinking that you're somehow triggering the Kiwis and owning the Kiwis, instead of looking like a petty sped.
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Do we actually know what Gator looks like? I've tried to find a picture of him, but he seems to have hidden his identity pretty well.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Do we actually know what Gator looks like? I've tried to find a picture of him, but he seems to have hidden his identity pretty well.

He kinda looks like Ralph minus twenty years of alcoholism.

 

[Perspicacity]

Do we actually know what Gator looks like? I've tried to find a picture of him, but he seems to have hidden his identity pretty well.

Yes, this is Shannon in all his glory with his best buddy CRP who had to sneak in to get in this club together. They were too cool to be let in. This is the victory photo. The oldest fag owned the bouncer that day.

 

[High Tea]

Gunt’s crowning achievement in life (other than being a convicted felon) is the episode of the killstream where mundane matt gets called out for being a flagger.

Definitely explains why he said on the show the other night that he would be having a Hall of Shame for the second boulderversary

 

[Troonos]

Yes, this is Shannon in all his glory with his best buddy CRP who had to sneak in to get in this club together. They were too cool to be let in. This is the victory photo. The oldest fag owned the bouncer that day.
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Holy crap, I did Nazi that coming. Gator has a pretty average-sounding normie voice. I wasn't expecting him to be a neckbearded fatass.

 

[Kenobi]

https://twitter.com/TheGatorGamer/status/1284976963090882561

@Null oh shit you fucked with the wrong oldfag!

Did he just steal jims old gag about tonka. When tonka threatened to fight him?

 

[Instapot]

Yes, this is Shannon in all his glory with his best buddy CRP who had to sneak in to get in this club together. They were too cool to be let in. This is the victory photo. The oldest fag owned the bouncer that day.
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Gator is wall eyed lol

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

forgot one!
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Damn it, this picture makes my dog howl mournfully. At least with Ralph's other fake girlfriends he growls and bares his teeth.

Good boy Reinhard. Good boy.

The gunt, dick, donga, Andy, and to a lesser extent randbot and gator - the lot of them haven't matured past high school. The gunt bragging about the "Smoking hot" 18 year old he's sticking his sausage fingers in rubs me the same way Dick screaming that he was the prom king did. Middle aged men trying their best to relive the one time in their life they might have passed as "cool".

It's weird how if you watch shows like Married With Children you have a character who keeps talking about how he scored three touchdowns in one game and he's seen as a loser even though he's got a job and a family. And now we have full-time podcasters bragging about how they have sex with 18-year-olds or were Prom Kings while an army of trolls are trying to arrange their date with The Corn.

 

[nyess]

https://twitter.com/TheGatorGamer/status/1284976963090882561

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@Null oh shit you fucked with the wrong oldfag!

Did he just steal jims old gag about tonka. When tonka threatened to fight him?

you're supposed to call them programmer socks gator, I thought you were an oldfag

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

It was announced February of this year, but I'm almost certain the day they (she) decided to get a divorce was probably before the Pillstream which was June 2019... You know when Ralph got smashed and wrecked the fuck out of his car Nora asking for a divorce sounds like a pretty good catalyst for this behavior. If Ralph met Faith and started dating her June of 2019 that would have made her 17 at the time.

Nigga...
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Hey @theralph why don't you tell us about your car wreck during the Pillstream? What caused all that buddy since you like to debunk things... you wanna take a swing at that one big guy or is that something that's true since you seem to ignore the truth? I've really struck a nerve with you, I love it.

I’m going to assume that he was drunk(er than usual) when he published that tweet. No tethering to reality seems rather awkward. I’d have used untethered from reality or no connection to reality. You’d think someone who ostensibly writes and speaks for a living would be better with prose. What do I know though? I’m not a morbidly obese, pill-popping alcoholic who debases himself for pennies and audibly groans over videos of an underage girl.

 

[MediocreMilt]

You’d think someone who ostensibly writes and speaks for a living would be better with prose.

Ralph always prefered to emphasize the "chief" over the "editor-in"

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Imagine thinking you’re a badass for being a co-host for some d-list e celebs webshow.

 

[Jewthulhu]

That whole "Karen Farms" thing is clumsy all around

Ethan's repeating it because Dick said it.

Dick said it because Dick followed Scott Adams religiously during the 2016 election, and probably read Win Bigly, where Adams talks about Trump's branding technique.

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So Dick tried to use a Trump persuasion technique to rebrand us as Karens... even though Kiwi Farms isn't known in the public eye for being the "I want to speak to your manager" types. Someone labeled a "Karen" doesn't really fit with a gray and green forum. The association just doesn't pop. Credit where credit's due, Dick knew what he was doing, he's just not Trump.

Ralph is too dumb to see that as anything more than a fancy way to call someone a faggot.

The Karen meme has lost all meaning anyway. It's just something you call someone you don't like now.
I'm just surprised anyone who even pretends to be into """right-wing meme culture""" still uses it anymore. Usually by the time out of touch politicians start using a meme, it has been long dead.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The Karen Farms shit is just a really, really terrible and forced Dick-ism that Ralph and Gator are of course stealing because there is nothing they can do apparently not taken as inspiration from DM.

Where’s our Karen Farms skin?