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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
LOL thats a load of horseshit.
Kids are the most deadass homophobes around.

1) I was at the pool and there was this little boy, maybe 7-9, 10 at the oldest, playing in the shallow end. At some point the lifeguard/pool attendant girl starts picking up trash and stacking chairs and this little kids glaze becomes glued to her ass.
Within the next few minutes, what I presume was an attempt to impress the girl, three dudes in highschool right by our seat decide to start wrestling on the (sun-heated lol) pool deck. Of course "wrestling" just involved three shirtless dudes grabbing and climbing over each other. The little kid turns and looks and the dudes and his face was just straight-up shock and grossed out, then turned back to staring at the pool girl's butt.

Not that the dudes "wrestling" were gay, but the sight of 3 dudes on top of one another just invoked this raw sense of disgust and discomfort in the little kid's demeanor.

2) I was walking with my young cousin at this boardwalk/pier/boatlanding/park thing and there happened to be a gay wedding going on. My 7y/o cousin comes out of the bathroom as I'm watching the sunset over the river and I hear him loudly shout "WAIT TWO BOYS CANT GET MARRIED! THATS GROSS!" and I didn't want to cause a scene, so I grab his hand and I'm like "hey lets go over here" but he continues to (loudly) shoot me questions like "Can two boys make a baby?", "EWWWW THE BOYS ARE KISSING!", "Why would they want to kiss a boy?" and finally I saw a watersnake in the shoreline grass and distracted him with the snake.

But I just then realized my aunt or grandmother had never said a word to him about gays (why should they?); his reactions and opinions to witnessing a waterfront gay wedding were entirely his own and conceived of his own thoughts and opinions about this new idea he had never heard of.
TL;DR: Left to their own devices without Mommy & Mommy's Husband teaching them otherwise, kids will naturally be grossed out by homogay
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Wasn't there a study done where they did brain scans of people watching 2 dudes kiss, and even in the brains of ppl who said they were ok with it had their "disgust" area of their brain light up?
 
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tehpope said:
Hank Hill is trending on twitter. Because someone said Hank would be a Trump supporter and people are saying he wouldn't be one. Who cares. Its a fucking cartoon character. They're not real. This is autistic as fuck. This is an argument I'd expect someone like Chris to make.


Then again, this is pretty apt for these loonies.
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Hank hill is a very staunch republican. There is literally an entire episode about that, where they're debating which republican candidate to support for leadership of the party and hank loses his shit when he shakes bush's hand and thinks he has a weak handshake
 
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Overly Serious said:
I wonder if they also tell their kids that leaders of Burn Loot Murder have described them as "genetic defects", "subhuman" and "racist". I mean you can't believe these kids are both "innocent" and "hatred, bigotry, etc. is all taught" whilst in the next breath support statements that all White people are inherently racist.



Is Bill Nye the guy who did that kid's cartoon where a straight person is raped into being gay?



This will never not be funny.
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The shock makesbit funnier
 
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Can’t even call him by name. Also relying on supernatural forces on a guy you didn’t vote for sounds stupid.
 
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Wulfpack Legend said:
View attachment 1459203 Can’t even call him by name. Also relying on supernatural forces on a guy you didn’t vote for sounds stupid.
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I'm pretty sure that at least millions of Christians all over the world pray for Jehovah God to protect Trump daily, so he'll be fine.
 
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WonderWino said:
Hank hill is a very staunch republican. There is literally an entire episode about that, where they're debating which republican candidate to support for leadership of the party and hank loses his shit when he shakes bush's hand and thinks he has a weak handshake
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I looked it up, and yeah, it's completely stupid to imply that Hank would vote for any Democrat. At the beginning of the episode, Hank's trying to impress upon Luanne the importance of voting and gets her to agree to register to vote, but he reacts in horror when he finds that she's going to vote for the Communist Party candidate (because his line was the shortest). He takes her to the Bush rally to try to convince her otherwise; cue the limp handshake surprise. Hank goes against his principles and decides not to vote, and eventually Luanne gets in touch and tells him that if he doesn't vote, the Communists will take over the country; she also says that she won't vote if he doesn't. Both of these cause him to rush back and vote with Luanne just in time.

Seriously, if any idiot leftist thinks that Hank Hill would vote for an increasingly-socialist Democrat party, they're fucking retarded. Hank probably wouldn't like Trump as a person, but he'd certainly be able to put that aside and pull the lever for him. No way in hell would he have voted for Shillary or Creepy Joe.
 
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Oats12345 said:
Shit like this makes me hope Trump wins
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Imagine what he'd do without having to worry about reelection... I have no idea.

MrJokerRager said:
He is sadly one of the more saner leftists these days. And is banned from owning guns due to some federal crime he committed.
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I try to avoid the contrarians, deranged people who just hate Trump's personality and people who are partisan to the death. He's on the line.
 
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King Dead said:
No way in hell would he have voted for Shillary or Creepy Joe.
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There's an episode where he has to drive to Arkansas to collect Bobby from Buck, who decided to use him as a sidekick on a gambling bender. When driving across the state line he sees a sign that says "Welcome to Arkansas, Birthplace of Bill Clinton" and immediately locks his door.
 
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Oats12345 said:
Also Squidward would be a Republican. I doubt he would be for destroying art and would be ignored by a lot of SJW SHIT. Squidward really is the realistic character on the show.
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Remember when Squiward went on strike over Mr. Krabs deducting his employees' pay just for breathing? Being trampled on by a corporation would keep him from being Republican, and he once tried to live in a gated community of other stuck-up cephalopods only to realize conforming was sucking the life out of him. He'd be something of a blue dog whose party left him behind or become Independent/non-politically affiliated even before the call for the destruction of art culture.
 
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