Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

Mel, you paid thousands at a vanity press and however much more for essential oils. Dollars to donuts your "genius level IQ" came from an online test with a handy way to purchase a fancy certificate for a reasonable series of installments.

Melinda admitted earlier in the thread that she'd paid her vanity publisher at least 800 dollars. The real number is much higher, my research on her publisher shows as much. The lowest number I've seen to publish a book was 1600 dollars, and that author only received three copies of their book. The highest number I've seen is 18 thousand. I've seen Melinda's book and read the first few pages (I plan on buying a kindle copy, haven't gotten to it yet) and it's pretty bare-bones and basic. Melinda didn't pay much for editing and layout, or if she did that was just another way they jacked up the price without actually doing much work.

It's available to order from the publisher's website , amazon, target, and a few other online retailers. There's zero advertising, zero real support from the publisher. It shows up if you search for the exact name, Juvenescence Outdoors: A Pocket Guide for Caretakers, but if you just search "juvenescence" you come up with a zillion hits for anti-aging research, some legit, some pure woo. Google books has a preview, if you're interested.

The way Dorrance works is, they soak the author for as much as they can pre-publishing. You must pay a deposit of at least 500 dollars, with additional costs able to be paid in installments. They charge for every single service they give you, other than extremely basic mechanical editing. Proof-reading, layout help, actual editing, book-binding choices, they charge as much as they think they can get away with for all of these services.

So what happens when the book is actually finished, submitted, and all money owed to the publisher is paid? Well, that depends on the individual contract. Dorrance sets the price (always high) and lists the book for sale on several online retail services. The book is not physically sent to brick-and-mortar retailers. Dorrance prints however many copies they are obligated to by the contract (as few as possible), sends the author the copies they are entitled to, and pretty much ignores the book thereafter.

So what if Melinda wants more copies of the book, to attempt to sell herself at swap-meets and flea markets? Glad you asked. Dorrance has a deal where authors can buy copies of their own book at half of the listed price. What a steal! Until you realize that the listed price is 22 dollars, so Melinda would be paying 11 dollars per book. If Melinda orders 10 copies to sell, it's going to cost her over a hundred bucks. I'd love to know how many copies Melinda has bought to try to sell herself. I'd also love to know just how many people are actually going to spend 11-22 dollars to read an 84-page bare-bones book about how nice it is to have your children play outside.

What about royalties? Dorrance Publishing is completely opaque about royalties. Their BBB page page is full of complaints from authors about Dorrance's poor communication about numbers of books sold and amounts of royalties owed. It's important here to also note that royalties will not be paid on any books sold unless the number of books sold reaches a certain threshold. Melinda's book will never reach that threshold, whatever it happens to be. Melinda, in fact, will never see one thin dime of profit from her book. Any money she makes from the book must be weighed against the money Melinda has paid to publish her book in the first place. I don't know what the exact number is that Melinda has paid, but it's definitely four figures.

That money could have been used to make her life and her children's lives more comfortable and secure. Instead she spent that money, including at least some of her stimulus payments, on ego glorification. So she could say, "I'm a published author!" Well, congratulations. You're a published author. How has it made your life or your children's lives better?

Melinda is absolutely the kind of person who would pay hundreds of dollars to take an IQ test just to be certified a 'genius'. Guess what, Melinda, geniuses don't fall for every kind of scam, woo nonsense, and religious 'secret' knowledge peddler that comes along.
 
Mel, you paid thousands at a vanity press

Yes, I sure did, and proudly! Just like many authors who do because they want 100% control over the final product

You do realize your baseless criticism makes you just look envious? That's the difference between envy and constructive criticism. ENVY has no merit, facts, or actual events to support the criticism. Constructive criticism is based upon merit, facts, and scholastic norms.

You can sit behind your anonymous profile like a loser, it just makes you look like a HATER....BITCH!



Just absolutely perfect in every way. And incapable of making a mistake.
Right Melinda?

Incorrect, you have your facts mixed up. What I said was that yes, I am TAMIYM (perfected in my soul). I never said I don't make mistakes. Spiritually, no, I don't make mistakes anymore because I have evolved to become a TAMIYM soul

I make mistakes like spelling mistakes, I forget to add that last pair of jeans to the load sometimes, I pay bills the day after their due sometimes, I leave pasta sauce in my trunk at times. Those are mistakes, and I am capable of making human day to day errors which are mistakes, but not sins.

I don't sin anymore because I have been born of the Father

"So no one who remains united with him continues sinning; everyone who does continue sinning has neither seen him nor known him." (1 John 3:6)



Make me an offer bitch. You have money for a vanity press and hired domestics.
Wouldn't it be nice to fill out your foolish lawsuit with real names?

I think this may be illegal blackmail. I'll have to get some legal advice as to whether or not I can accept your offer. I'll get back to you on this one.






Melinda admitted earlier in the thread that she'd paid her vanity publisher at least 800 dollars. The real number is much higher, my research on her publisher shows as much. The lowest number I've seen to publish a book was 1600 dollars, and that author only received three copies of their book. The highest number I've seen is 18 thousand. I've seen Melinda's book and read the first few pages (I plan on buying a kindle copy, haven't gotten to it yet) and it's pretty bare-bones and basic. Melinda didn't pay much for editing and layout, or if she did that was just another way they jacked up the price without actually doing much work.

It's available to order from the publisher's website , amazon, target, and a few other online retailers. There's zero advertising, zero real support from the publisher. It shows up if you search for the exact name, Juvenescence Outdoors: A Pocket Guide for Caretakers, but if you just search "juvenescence" you come up with a zillion hits for anti-aging research, some legit, some pure woo. Google books has a preview, if you're interested.

The way Dorrance works is, they soak the author for as much as they can pre-publishing. You must pay a deposit of at least 500 dollars, with additional costs able to be paid in installments. They charge for every single service they give you, other than extremely basic mechanical editing. Proof-reading, layout help, actual editing, book-binding choices, they charge as much as they think they can get away with for all of these services.

So what happens when the book is actually finished, submitted, and all money owed to the publisher is paid? Well, that depends on the individual contract. Dorrance sets the price (always high) and lists the book for sale on several online retail services. The book is not physically sent to brick-and-mortar retailers. Dorrance prints however many copies they are obligated to by the contract (as few as possible), sends the author the copies they are entitled to, and pretty much ignores the book thereafter.

So what if Melinda wants more copies of the book, to attempt to sell herself at swap-meets and flea markets? Glad you asked. Dorrance has a deal where authors can buy copies of their own book at half of the listed price. What a steal! Until you realize that the listed price is 22 dollars, so Melinda would be paying 11 dollars per book. If Melinda orders 10 copies to sell, it's going to cost her over a hundred bucks. I'd love to know how many copies Melinda has bought to try to sell herself. I'd also love to know just how many people are actually going to spend 11-22 dollars to read an 84-page bare-bones book about how nice it is to have your children play outside.

What about royalties? Dorrance Publishing is completely opaque about royalties. Their BBB page page is full of complaints from authors about Dorrance's poor communication about numbers of books sold and amounts of royalties owed. It's important here to also note that royalties will not be paid on any books sold unless the number of books sold reaches a certain threshold. Melinda's book will never reach that threshold, whatever it happens to be. Melinda, in fact, will never see one thin dime of profit from her book. Any money she makes from the book must be weighed against the money Melinda has paid to publish her book in the first place. I don't know what the exact number is that Melinda has paid, but it's definitely four figures.

That money could have been used to make her life and her children's lives more comfortable and secure. Instead she spent that money, including at least some of her stimulus payments, on ego glorification. So she could say, "I'm a published author!" Well, congratulations. You're a published author. How has it made your life or your children's lives better?

Melinda is absolutely the kind of person who would pay hundreds of dollars to take an IQ test just to be certified a 'genius'. Guess what, Melinda, geniuses don't fall for every kind of scam, woo nonsense, and religious 'secret' knowledge peddler that comes along.


Many of your facts here are incorrect. Not only that, you sound like a false prophet. None of your prophecies in the name of your false elohim has any power over me.


"People who boast about their iq are losers"-Stephen Hawking

That's not boasting, that is describing. Learn to distinguish words better



You can't even properly refute a claim. Pot calling kettle black?


400+ pages and you can't even refute anything I've said!!



This is called an ad hominem attack


No, it's a description of his lack of qualifications in the art of placing blame




We all just witnessed you tell bold faced lies in a federal legal filing


I didn't lie about anything and you haven't witnessed anything. WHERE are your screenshots? The only accussation I have seen is @fnaarf saying something about me saying I watched the threads "time to time". I neither admitted nor denied being Melinda Leigh Scott behind this profile

This is why you guys fail everytime! You base your thoughts on assumption and imagination, NOT FACTS!




If GMU was such a great school, how come you sued them?


I sued one male in the financial aid office who discriminated upon me for being a single FEMALE mother. I didn't sue the entire University.




Here are my posts from March 23. Where do I say that I am calling CPS? Please, show me the quote.


Nope, I'll save it for court.

Your lack of self awareness is astounding!
 
Yes, I sure did, and proudly! Just like many authors who do because they want 100% control over the final product

You do realize your baseless criticism makes you just look envious? That's the difference between envy and constructive criticism. ENVY has no merit, facts, or actual events to support the criticism. Constructive criticism is based upon merit, facts, and scholastic norms.

You can sit behind your anonymous profile like a loser, it just makes you look like a HATER....BITCH!

You wrote a book that the average gorilla could probably write, it's legitimately nothing special.
And you can't really pull the envy card since I don't think many people around here actually want to go into literature; I certainly don't, I've got other prospects
 
Yes, I sure did, and proudly! Just like many authors who do because they want 100% control over the final product

You do realize your baseless criticism makes you just look envious? That's the difference between envy and constructive criticism. ENVY has no merit, facts, or actual events to support the criticism. Constructive criticism is based upon merit, facts, and scholastic norms.

You can sit behind your anonymous profile like a loser, it just makes you look like a HATER....BITCH!

Oh, hey, that got your attention. An interesting defense of paying thousands of dollars to see no actual return on investment. That wasn't even the thrust of my argument, but a premise, so I guess you are also agreeing with paying for an online test to certify you as a genius?

Also, could you actually answer what differentiates "God" and "Elohim" as you see them, apart from the former being pagan? Likewise, what distinguishes Jesus from Yeshua, especially given that Jesus is just another way of saying Yeshua?

Incorrect, you have your facts mixed up. What I said was that yes, I am TAMIYM (perfected in my soul). I never said I don't make mistakes. Spiritually, no, I don't make mistakes anymore because I have evolved to become a TAMIYM soul

I make mistakes like spelling mistakes, I forget to add that last pair of jeans to the load sometimes, I pay bills the day after their due sometimes, I leave pasta sauce in my trunk at times.

You pay thousands of dollars for useless vanity projects and literally useless oils, neglect your hygiene, think viruses are spirit matter, little mistakes like that.

Those are mistakes, and I am capable of making human day to day errors which are mistakes, but not sins.

I don't sin anymore because I have been born of the Father

"So no one who remains united with him continues sinning; everyone who does continue sinning has neither seen him nor known him." (1 John 3:6)


Oh, I see the mistake here. You take this as saying nothing you do can be seen as a sin because you are "with the father", rather than seeing it as saying those who do not sin are with the father. You take it as license, not instruction.

I think this may be illegal blackmail. I'll have to get some legal advice as to whether or not I can accept your offer. I'll get back to you on this one.

You have that rather backwords. If she were offering Deadpool the offer to not release his info for money, that would be blackmail. This is just being opportunistic.

Many of your facts here are incorrect. Not only that, you sound like a false prophet. None of your prophecies in the name of your false elohim has any power over me.

You have scored a direct hit on the ego, Karl.

That's not boasting, that is describing. Learn to distinguish words better

Remember, Humpty Dumpty everyone. Words mean what she wants them to mean when she wants them to mean that.

400+ pages and you can't even refute anything I've said!!

Counterpoint: Anything sufficiently concrete you have told us we've been able to refute. This is why you stick to vague and unfalsifiable statements. And when we do refute a claim of yours, you shift the goalposts or refuse to admit it. Remember the middle finger that wasn't, Mel? We do.

I didn't lie about anything and you haven't witnessed anything. WHERE are your screenshots? The only accussation I have seen is @fnaarf saying something about me saying I watched the threads "time to time". I neither admitted nor denied being Melinda Leigh Scott behind this profile

This is why you guys fail everytime! You base your thoughts on assumption and imagination, NOT FACTS!

Mel, you've admitted who you are on several occasions. Just because you haven't said "I am Melinda Leigh Scott, etc. etc. etc." doesn't mean there is insufficient information to tie your username to your IRL identity.

Nope, I'll save it for court.

Your lack of self awareness is astounding!

IE: She has nothing.
 
I didn't lie about anything and you haven't witnessed anything. WHERE are your screenshots? The only accussation I have seen is @fnaarf saying something about me saying I watched the threads "time to time".
In your federal lawsuit you say that you check on the forums from "time to time". This is a lie by omission, as you mention nothing about your 8-56 posts per day on your thread.
 
Ikr? I don't imagine it's a particularly large house.
Maybe each piglet needs its own essential oil diffuser. Or maybe the piglets are the diffusers, in hopes of cutting the stench where it begins. I bet that house smells like a barnyard regardless.
Yes, I sure did, and proudly! Just like many authors who do because they want 100% control over the final product
I guess that means you've got nobody to blame but yourself for the fact that the book is trash and it'll never sell more than a handful of copies.
 
I guess that means you've got nobody to blame but yourself for the fact that the book is trash and it'll never sell more than a handful of copies

Every literary author has critics but I'm not about to say your review of my book is anything substantial. There are Professors using my book for Event Management classes, so I'm not about to lean on your opinion.

What's your educational background? Do you know anything about Recreational resources and Event Management?



In your federal lawsuit you say that you check on the forums from "time to time". This is a lie by omission, as you mention nothing about your 8-56 posts per day on your thread.


"Lie by omission" is not a legal concept. Hence the 5th Amendment

There is neither an admission nor a denial in the pleading that the person behind this profile is in fact Melinda Leigh Scott




Oh, hey, that got your attention. An interesting defense of paying thousands of dollars to see no actual return on investment. That wasn't even the thrust of my argument, but a premise, so I guess you are also agreeing with paying for an online test to certify you as a genius?

Also, could you actually answer what differentiates "God" and "Elohim" as you see them, apart from the former being pagan? Likewise, what distinguishes Jesus from Yeshua, especially given that Jesus is just another way of saying Yeshua?



You pay thousands of dollars for useless vanity projects and literally useless oils, neglect your hygiene, think viruses are spirit matter, little mistakes like that.



Oh, I see the mistake here. You take this as saying nothing you do can be seen as a sin because you are "with the father", rather than seeing it as saying those who do not sin are with the father. You take it as license, not instruction.



You have that rather backwords. If she were offering Deadpool the offer to not release his info for money, that would be blackmail. This is just being opportunistic.



You have scored a direct hit on the ego, Karl.



Remember, Humpty Dumpty everyone. Words mean what she wants them to mean when she wants them to mean that.



Counterpoint: Anything sufficiently concrete you have told us we've been able to refute. This is why you stick to vague and unfalsifiable statements. And when we do refute a claim of yours, you shift the goalposts or refuse to admit it. Remember the middle finger that wasn't, Mel? We do.



Mel, you've admitted who you are on several occasions. Just because you haven't said "I am Melinda Leigh Scott, etc. etc. etc." doesn't mean there is insufficient information to tie your username to your IRL identity.



IE: She has nothing.

Everything you said in each of these responses is just a childish "no it's not", lacking any substantial details

PASS



You wrote a book that the average gorilla could probably write, it's legitimately nothing special.
And you can't really pull the envy card since I don't think many people around here actually want to go into literature; I certainly don't, I've got other prospects

Just like lawsuits, you don't understand what you are reading so you call a salad a salsa
 
There are Professors using my book for Event Management classes
I don't see a link to a class syllabus showing that it uses your book, so I'm disinclined to believe your lies. Feel free to prove me wrong though. Or just post proof of sales numbers showing that people actually buy that pamphlet you wrote.
 
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KiwiFarms made me a public figure
This is retarded and you're retarded for believing it. Having one thread where a dozen or so autists mock you doesn't make you a "public figure" you fucking moron.
No, only bears. I've confronted bears. Southwest VA has bears everywhere.
Lie.

I sure have! It's not a lie. They were on top of my car. Apparently I had left some chicken from a taco on the floorboard of the driver's side
Another lie.
I have a genius IQ. I can read and retain a paragraph in seconds.
Also, I'm 35 years old. I've already heard most of this BS in my life. I already know what to say
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Here are my posts from March 23. Where do I say that I am calling CPS? Please, show me the quote.
lol at expecting Piglinda to back up anything she says. I'm still waiting for the imaginary screenshot where I threaten to kill her.
So we need a pretend jewish moron like you to do it?
Ftfy
Yes, I sure did, and proudly! Just like many authors who do because they want 100% control over the final product
False. The only people who self publish are people who can't get their work published by legitimate publishers.
Incorrect, you have your facts mixed up. What I said was that yes, I am TAMIYM (perfected in my soul). I never said I don't make mistakes. Spiritually, no, I don't make mistakes anymore because I have evolved to become a TAMIYM soul

I make mistakes like spelling mistakes, I forget to add that last pair of jeans to the load sometimes, I pay bills the day after their due sometimes, I leave pasta sauce in my trunk at times. Those are mistakes, and I am capable of making human day to day errors which are mistakes, but not sins.

I don't sin anymore because I have been born of the Father

"So no one who remains united with him continues sinning; everyone who does continue sinning has neither seen him nor known him." (1 John 3:6)
This is retarded and you're retarded for believing it.

400+ pages and you can't even refute anything I've said!!
False. We've refuted every single thing you've said. Repeatedly with most statements.
Nope, I'll save it for court.
Translation: I'm bluffing because I'm retarded and got nothing.
There are Professors using my book for Event Management classes, so I'm not about to lean on your opinion.
lie.
Just like lawsuits, you don't understand what you are reading so you call a salad a salsa
No we understand what we're reading. We also understand that it's stupidity written by a moron.
 
"Lie by omission" is not a legal concept. Hence the 5th Amendment

It is a legal concept, and can result in fines for perjury. The 5th amendment protects you from being compelled to self incriminate. It does not protect you from the repurcussions of giving inaccurate or fraudulent witness.

There is neither an admission nor a denial in the pleading that the person behind this profile is in fact Melinda Leigh Scott

And yet, we can all tell it's you, Mel. You're not an eighth as clever as you think you are.

Everything you said in each of these responses is just a childish "no it's not", lacking any substantial details

PASS

So you can't explain how "God" and "Elohim" are different then. That's all you needed to say, Mel.
And why bother giving you substantial details when you never give any of your own? I've got better things to do with my time.
 
False. The only people who self publish are people who can't get their work published by legitimate publishers.

This isn't necessarily completely true. There are legitimate reasons to self-publish. One reason would be that you have achieved huge popularity and wish to dispense with traditional printing. Lee Child could do it, there are a handful of other authors that could do it. Barry Eisler famously has now dispensed with traditional publishing, with great success. Most authors are perfectly happy dealing with publishers and leaving the headache of printing and promoting a book yourself with them.

Another good reason to self-publish would be if it's a specialty book. Here's an example: a branch of my family has several hundred pages of diaries and letters from three brothers who fought in the Civil War. They placed them in narrative order and printed a run of 40 copies for various family members. They didn't expect to make money on it, they just wanted something to distribute among the family. This would be a legitimate use of a vanity publisher. Sometimes you see it with true crime obsessives who get a vanity press to print up their theories about Zodiac or Son of Sam, or paranormal weirdos who want to tell you all about Atlantis or the terrible secret of Nazi UFOs. There, too, the likelihood of profit is small.
 
It is a legal concept, and can result in fines for perjury. The 5th amendment protects you from being compelled to self incriminate. It does not protect you from the repurcussions of giving inaccurate or fraudulent witness

No, it's not a legal concept, you're full of nonsense.

You even just contradicted yourself using the word "self incriminate".

There is a whole body of case law that extends from the 5th Amendment. Learn before you speak, you talk like The Stalker




So you can't explain how "God" and "Elohim" are different then

You aren't worthy of my help. Go find the answer yourself





Not the correct use or a word

And anyways, it's a POCKET GUIDE Intentionally made short to be usable

What have you ever written besides some garbage behind an anonymous profile on Kiwi Farms?
 
No, it's not a legal concept, you're full of nonsense.

You even just contradicted yourself using the word "self incriminate".

There is a whole body of case law that extends from the 5th Amendment. Learn before you speak, you talk like The Stalker






You aren't worthy of my help. Go find the answer yourself






Not the correct use or a word

And anyways, it's a POCKET GUIDE Intentionally made short to be usable

What have you ever written besides some garbage behind an anonymous profile on Kiwi Farms?
You and everything you have ever done is worthless and you should feel bad.
 
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No, it's not a legal concept, you're full of nonsense.

It's a legal concept. It's not its own specially codified form of perjury yet, but it is recognized and frowned upon by many judges.

You even just contradicted yourself using the word "self incriminate".

Avoiding self incrimination is materially different than omitting information relevant to the case to try and influence the outcome.

You aren't worthy of my help. Go find the answer yourself

Yes, Mel, I know you don't have an answer. No need to repeat yourself.

What have you ever written besides some garbage behind an anonymous profile on Kiwi Farms?

Wouldn't you like to know. I mean, I know you would, since that would let you dox us, and we're not that stupid.

Also, I went back to check how many pages the thread had before Mel decided to come fight here. It had less than fifty. Less than 50 for three years of existence. Now, six and a half months later, she's managed to rack up four hundred and ten more pages. Way to shoot yourself in the foot, Mel.
 
And anyways, it's a POCKET GUIDE Intentionally
What have you ever written besides some garbage behind an anonymous profile on Kiwi Farms?

Does code count? Written quite a lot of it in my time alive

But yeah, if you wanna keep bragging about your dinky little book, then by all means, go for it. You're funniest when your ego hits a peak
 
Not the correct use or a word

And anyways, it's a POCKET GUIDE Intentionally made short to be usable

What have you ever written besides some garbage behind an anonymous profile on Kiwi Farms?
More people have read my Kiwi Farms posts than have purchased and read your book. Again, feel free to post sales figures that prove me wrong.
 
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There is a legal concept called REHABILITATION of a person.

I'm not legally obligated to be accountable to you or the government for my religious choices or my morals.

Child abuse and neglect is defined by law and no government agency can side step it

Your statement makes no sense. You’re willingly putting your kids in the way of a child abuser/neglecter with no regrets. That’s not responsible parenting, even if it is legal.
Smoking while pregnant isn’t illegal, but it’s dangerous for your baby. Would you still smoke while pregnant then, seeing as it’s legal?
it’s no secret that you have wonky morals, so I’m sure you would.
 
You're insane, that's what's going on here. Who in their right mind reports owning a gun (snip)
if it was unregistered? An ausfag.
I have a genius IQ. I can read and retain a paragraph in seconds.
by "genius iq" you mean you don't pay attention
Also, I'm 35 years old. I've already heard most of this BS in my life. I already know what to say
You mean you've heard people try to bring you back to reality before, and you have come up with a pile of bullshit that you habitually fall back on.


Not the correct use or a word

And anyways, it's a POCKET GUIDE Intentionally made short to be usable

What have you ever written besides some garbage behind an anonymous profile on Kiwi Farms?
There are 15 year old girls who write fanfictions in their spare time that get more recognition and respect than you with your pocket guide, Melinda
 
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There are 15 year old girls who write bigger and longer fanfictions in their spare time that get more recognition and respect than you with your pocket guide, Melinda

Keyword: fanfiction

I don't sit around writing about ponies and butterflies

My book is a technical manual from someone with credentials and experience.





willingly putting your kids in the way of a child abuser/neglecter

When you go to a restaurant with your children and then sit at a table, do you ask everyone around you for some ID so you can run a background check on them before you decide to stay and eat?

The reason someone has their child removed from their home determines whether or not they can be a household employee, especially if say, the removal was done not according to law. No further comment




More people have read my Kiwi Farms posts than have purchased and read your book. Again, feel free to post sales figures that prove me wrong.

This edition of my book has been on the market 45 days. Get a grip. We are doing the advertisement phase right now. I'm pick about ads and ....oh dang I'm supposed to call someone back about that...
 
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