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- Jan 23, 2015
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We're hitting the point where Joe Biden's campaign is generating so much press that it's getting difficult to keep up with all of the different threads that keep coming out for each story, and they don't always deserve their own threads anyways. While I think the 2020 Election Thread is great (Even if it's largely overlooked compared to other threads) it isn't always the best place for Biden-related articles, especially if they're centered on Biden himself and not specifically anything to do with the 2020 election, such as the Tara Reade scandal or even just his inability to just stop saying stupid shit.
I'm not going to merge any of the previous threads into here because I think that would make it an absolutely unreadable clusterfuck and it's really weird to retroactively merge shit anyways, but from now on if you need a place to dump some Joe-related news and you're not sure if it would fit very well in any of the other threads like Trump Derangement Syndrome, the 2020 Elections or anywhere else I'm probably forgetting about, this'll be the spot to shitpost about that weird old guy who won't stop touching kids.
Here's a few examples of the sorts of stories that would fit into here:
Or generally any time where Joe Biden holds an interview and forgets what he's even supposed to be doing or hosts a podcast from his basement and either sits there in complete silence while his wife does all the talking or winds up rambling so incoherently that even if you transcribe it you still can't understand a word he just fucking said. There's probably going to be a lot of that considering that we've still got six months until the election unless he fucking dies before then, which seems more and more likely the longer that he's forced to sit in front of a camera and talk about hairy Corn Pops or whatever the fuck.
I'm not going to merge any of the previous threads into here because I think that would make it an absolutely unreadable clusterfuck and it's really weird to retroactively merge shit anyways, but from now on if you need a place to dump some Joe-related news and you're not sure if it would fit very well in any of the other threads like Trump Derangement Syndrome, the 2020 Elections or anywhere else I'm probably forgetting about, this'll be the spot to shitpost about that weird old guy who won't stop touching kids.
Here's a few examples of the sorts of stories that would fit into here:
Lisa Bloom, who is Gloria Allred's daughter and is also Harvey Weinstein's ex-attorney, says that even though she believes that Biden raped Reade, she's still voting for him. (Archive)
CNN: Joe Biden says his vice-presidential committee is "looking at more than a dozen women" (Archive)
The "Joe Biden Insult Bot" from The Daily Show, proving that the Left has at least one meme. (Archive)
Or generally any time where Joe Biden holds an interview and forgets what he's even supposed to be doing or hosts a podcast from his basement and either sits there in complete silence while his wife does all the talking or winds up rambling so incoherently that even if you transcribe it you still can't understand a word he just fucking said. There's probably going to be a lot of that considering that we've still got six months until the election unless he fucking dies before then, which seems more and more likely the longer that he's forced to sit in front of a camera and talk about hairy Corn Pops or whatever the fuck.