Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.

[SnarkySperg]

Never thought I'd have to make this post. If this is powerleveling too much I'll delete, I just want to get it out.

My brother has turned into a lolcow. He was a somewhat normal, albeit extremely shy (as in, he probably has selective mutism) guy. He loved Tolkien, FPS games, action movies, and capeshit. You know, standard 'guy stuff'. His name is gender neutral, but often associated more with women these days, and as a result he's been assumed to be a girl quite often. He's always hated this.

Well, the past year and a half or so, he's started opening up to me more. We're both adults (he's 22, I'm 25) and we were developing a close relationship. I'm the first person he told he'd deconverted to atheism. I've been there, so I understood and tried to be supportive. He then went on to tell me that he was bisexual. I was fine with this too, but I advised him not to tell our parents because they're anti-LGBT and unless he was planning to be in a relationship with a man that would require their knowledge, it's not their business. He said 'Well I think I should tell them to show them they can be wrong sometimes.' At the time, I thought maybe it'd be a good idea-our parents are very strict in their beliefs, but maybe having a son who dates men and seeing that it's not all bad would change their minds. And being bisexual isn't a huge offense to them anyway.

Things began to deteriorate from there. In November, he told me he was extremely discouraged and thought about killing himself because he's so shy he appears standoffish so people steer clear of him. This was a huge shock to me, but I chose to just be there for him. Our parents wouldn't take it well so I didn't think that telling them would lead anywhere good.

Well, in February he took me out to dinner and told me he wanted to start transistion. That's right. My brother, who never gave off a single indicator that he was trans in the past (if anything he gave off the opposite vibes, what with being upset when he was assumed to be female), now identifies as a trans woman. He came out to me and said he planned to come out to our parents when he moved out. Note that as of now, they have no idea he's an atheist or bisexual, so this would be a nuke.

I told him to seek out therapy before telling them because I didn't think he could handle it on his own. He got angry with me for the suggestion because he HAS to tell them, you see.

Well, long story short, I put the pieces together. He has been using Reddit as therapy. He's called himself an egg. For those who don't know, there's a subreddit called egg_IRL for trannies who just don't know it yet. I swear to god, they actually groom people into it. So basically, Reddit radicalized my brother.

Why am I bringing this up now? Well, even though he hasn't found a therapist or moved out yet, he's coming out to our parents tomorrow. Why? Because he's decided he HAS to start HRT RIGHT NOW and has his first appointment tomorrow...at a clinic an hour and a half away. Again, he has gotten zero therapy. And trust me, he needs it. He chose the absolute worst way to handle this. And of course, I can't do anything, because every time I offered to help him find a therapist, he made up an excuse and threw a tantrum if I pushed the issue. He is becoming the stereotypical Reddit Tranny.

 

[CWCissey]

Never thought I'd have to make this post. If this is powerleveling too much I'll delete, I just want to get it out.

My brother has turned into a lolcow. He was a somewhat normal, albeit extremely shy (as in, he probably has selective mutism) guy. He loved Tolkien, FPS games, action movies, and capeshit. You know, standard 'guy stuff'. His name is gender neutral, but often associated more with women these days, and as a result he's been assumed to be a girl quite often. He's always hated this.

Well, the past year and a half or so, he's started opening up to me more. We're both adults (he's 22, I'm 25) and we were developing a close relationship. I'm the first person he told he'd deconverted to atheism. I've been there, so I understood and tried to be supportive. He then went on to tell me that he was bisexual. I was fine with this too, but I advised him not to tell our parents because they're anti-LGBT and unless he was planning to be in a relationship with a man that would require their knowledge, it's not their business. He said 'Well I think I should tell them to show them they can be wrong sometimes.' At the time, I thought maybe it'd be a good idea-our parents are very strict in their beliefs, but maybe having a son who dates men and seeing that it's not all bad would change their minds. And being bisexual isn't a huge offense to them anyway.

Things began to deteriorate from there. In November, he told me he was extremely discouraged and thought about killing himself because he's so shy he appears standoffish so people steer clear of him. This was a huge shock to me, but I chose to just be there for him. Our parents wouldn't take it well so I didn't think that telling them would lead anywhere good.

Well, in February he took me out to dinner and told me he wanted to start transistion. That's right. My brother, who never gave off a single indicator that he was trans in the past (if anything he gave off the opposite vibes, what with being upset when he was assumed to be female), now identifies as a trans woman. He came out to me and said he planned to come out to our parents when he moved out. Note that as of now, they have no idea he's an atheist or bisexual, so this would be a nuke.

I told him to seek out therapy before telling them because I didn't think he could handle it on his own. He got angry with me for the suggestion because he HAS to tell them, you see.

Well, long story short, I put the pieces together. He has been using Reddit as therapy. He's called himself an egg. For those who don't know, there's a subreddit called egg_IRL for trannies who just don't know it yet. I swear to god, they actually groom people into it. So basically, Reddit radicalized my brother.

Why am I bringing this up now? Well, even though he hasn't found a therapist or moved out yet, he's coming out to our parents tomorrow. Why? Because he's decided he HAS to start HRT RIGHT NOW and has his first appointment tomorrow...at a clinic an hour and a half away. Again, he has gotten zero therapy. And trust me, he needs it. He chose the absolute worst way to handle this. And of course, I can't do anything, because every time I offered to help him find a therapist, he made up an excuse and threw a tantrum if I pushed the issue. He is becoming the stereotypical Reddit Tranny.

Make a video of your parents' reaction.

The situation sucks, but it sounds like some hilarity could come out of this...

 

[NerdShamer]

Once again, the trans cult ruins another family.

 

[SnarkySperg]

Make a video of your parents' reaction.

The situation sucks, but it sounds like some hilarity could come out of this...

I'm not even home. I had a trip planned prior to finding out he was going to tell them, but this just cemented my desire to get the hell out. So all of this is going down while I'm 350 miles away. Good for me, bad for my younger sister, who is going to be caught in the crossfire.

Maybe it will be hilarious, but I don't know, and I don't think I want to.

Once again, the trans cult ruins another family.

A lot of this stems from us already having a dysfunctional family. I think some of this is his way of getting back at our parents for being crazy Evangelicals. Apparently my dad is driving everyone in the house crazy with conspiracy theories like QAnon, and he's reacting poorly.

That being said, I agree it had a role. I don't know the full story, we haven't had a real conversation since he came out, but I know he's on Reddit, he refuses to give me his username, and he's acting like they do. I understand some trans people just want to exist peacefully. He's not one of those. If he was, he wouldn't be acting so reckless about it. He's being vengeful.

It's sad because he was always so great and insightful, and I really thought he'd be okay. Right before coming out, he told me he'd given up on ever finding a partner. I think with some therapy, he could've come out of his shell a bit and found someone.

I truly don't think he's actually trans. If he is, doing anything about it that will physically alter his body should be the lowest thing on his priority scale. But no, getting into an informed consent clinic is more important.

 

[Junkail]

Never thought I'd have to make this post. If this is powerleveling too much I'll delete, I just want to get it out.

My brother has turned into a lolcow. He was a somewhat normal, albeit extremely shy (as in, he probably has selective mutism) guy. He loved Tolkien, FPS games, action movies, and capeshit. You know, standard 'guy stuff'. His name is gender neutral, but often associated more with women these days, and as a result he's been assumed to be a girl quite often. He's always hated this.

Well, the past year and a half or so, he's started opening up to me more. We're both adults (he's 22, I'm 25) and we were developing a close relationship. I'm the first person he told he'd deconverted to atheism. I've been there, so I understood and tried to be supportive. He then went on to tell me that he was bisexual. I was fine with this too, but I advised him not to tell our parents because they're anti-LGBT and unless he was planning to be in a relationship with a man that would require their knowledge, it's not their business. He said 'Well I think I should tell them to show them they can be wrong sometimes.' At the time, I thought maybe it'd be a good idea-our parents are very strict in their beliefs, but maybe having a son who dates men and seeing that it's not all bad would change their minds. And being bisexual isn't a huge offense to them anyway.

Things began to deteriorate from there. In November, he told me he was extremely discouraged and thought about killing himself because he's so shy he appears standoffish so people steer clear of him. This was a huge shock to me, but I chose to just be there for him. Our parents wouldn't take it well so I didn't think that telling them would lead anywhere good.

Well, in February he took me out to dinner and told me he wanted to start transistion. That's right. My brother, who never gave off a single indicator that he was trans in the past (if anything he gave off the opposite vibes, what with being upset when he was assumed to be female), now identifies as a trans woman. He came out to me and said he planned to come out to our parents when he moved out. Note that as of now, they have no idea he's an atheist or bisexual, so this would be a nuke.

I told him to seek out therapy before telling them because I didn't think he could handle it on his own. He got angry with me for the suggestion because he HAS to tell them, you see.

Well, long story short, I put the pieces together. He has been using Reddit as therapy. He's called himself an egg. For those who don't know, there's a subreddit called egg_IRL for trannies who just don't know it yet. I swear to god, they actually groom people into it. So basically, Reddit radicalized my brother.

Why am I bringing this up now? Well, even though he hasn't found a therapist or moved out yet, he's coming out to our parents tomorrow. Why? Because he's decided he HAS to start HRT RIGHT NOW and has his first appointment tomorrow...at a clinic an hour and a half away. Again, he has gotten zero therapy. And trust me, he needs it. He chose the absolute worst way to handle this. And of course, I can't do anything, because every time I offered to help him find a therapist, he made up an excuse and threw a tantrum if I pushed the issue. He is becoming the stereotypical Reddit Tranny.

Has your brother ever consulted with a doctor about the operation? I think if he understands the medical consequences of transitioning, he just might think more about it a little longer.

 

[SnarkySperg]

Has your brother ever consulted with a doctor about the operation? I think if he understands the medical consequences of transitioning, he just might think more about it a little longer.

I don't even know if he plans to have SRS. I have no idea who he's seen and who he hasn't.

I think he should wait til he's at least seen a therapist to address other issues, but when I told him that (or rather, told him not to tell our parents until he's seen a therapist) he got angry with me, so I've left it alone.

 

[Junkail]

I don't even know if he plans to have SRS. I have no idea who he's seen and who he hasn't.

I think he should wait til he's at least seen a therapist to address other issues, but when I told him that (or rather, told him not to tell our parents until he's seen a therapist) he got angry with me, so I've left it alone.

Well, I wish you luck in this hot mess of a situation. Just understand that he's an adult and adults generally have a right to do what they want within the law. It's probably best to just support your brother and let him make his own decisions.

 

[DavidFerrie]

My personal lolcow just recently turned into a horrocow, folks.

https://instagram.com/dominicaaronpedro

Dominic Aaron Pedro
Email: domsithwarrior@yahoo.com
Facebook: Luciano Flame Dianoro Hybrid
Cosplay Facebook: https://m.facebook.com/Naruto-cosplayers-group-253047251430752/
Address: 21420 Oland Avenue N Scandia, MN

He's got the regulation fat face, sloppy beard, shitty clothes, and dopey/smug facial expressions that are de rigeur for online pedos, I see.
All that's missing are the glasses.

 

[Adamska]

Well, I wish you luck in this hot mess of a situation. Just understand that he's an adult and adults generally have a right to do what they want within the law. It's probably best to just support your brother and let him make his own decisions.

I wouldn't support that. He intentionally wants a confrontation it looks like and he'll just do the ADF route of using that shit for asspats on Reddit. He should've just come out before that point or at least... you know, go to a doc first to talk about this.

 

[Junkail]

go to a doc first to talk about this.

That's what I said. Unfortunately, he's a grown man and you can't force him to.

Has your brother ever consulted with a doctor about the operation? I think if he understands the medical consequences of transitioning, he just might think more about it a little longer.

 

[Adamska]

That's what I said. Unfortunately, he's a grown man and you can't force him to.

And by this logic, you don't have to deal with his massive "FUCK YOU DAD" outburst and desperate seek for asspats like the ADF wannabe he is. The knife cuts both ways.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

I don't even know if he plans to have SRS. I have no idea who he's seen and who he hasn't.

I think he should wait til he's at least seen a therapist to address other issues, but when I told him that (or rather, told him not to tell our parents until he's seen a therapist) he got angry with me, so I've left it alone.

Fuck all these people. What you need to do is turn that motherfucker out as his pimp. Get him makeup tutorials and porn contacts and you'll both be the richest people on this site while I yet my fapbait.

 

[SnarkySperg]

I found his Reddit. I'm not going to share it because I don't want anyone taking this offsite, but there was a lot of attention whoring and bitching that everyone hates him for not being a CIS WHITE CHRISTIAN (nigga, nobody but me knows this, fuck off) and he clearly has lost his mind. Honestly, all I can think to compare it to is the Joker. He treats this like a game and acts fucking deranged and like it's all a big joke to him. I know it's out of my hands, I'm just pissed that he's being such a dumbass about it. Right now it's just a matter of waiting for him to blow up. For now, he seems to have pussied out, because I haven't heard anything from anyone about it. But we'll see.

I wouldn't support that. He intentionally wants a confrontation it looks like and he'll just do the ADF route of using that shit for asspats on Reddit. He should've just come out before that point or at least... you know, go to a doc first to talk about this.

This is my issue. He seems to be on a freaking crusade to burn our family to the ground. I honestly have no idea what has happened to make him this vengeful.

Fuck all these people. What you need to do is turn that motherfucker out as his pimp. Get him makeup tutorials and porn contacts and you'll both be the richest people on this site while I yet my fapbait.

I'd rate you deviant if I could.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Remembered another horrorcow. This was a rich kid that got bullied frequently; I got along with him quite well. Suddenly, the bullying apprently went too far and he sent threatening emails to those who bullied him, leading to his expulsion. This led to an assembly where the staff had to spend about an hour explaining that "there was no hit list" and they never said who the expelled student was even though everyone knew.

 

[pissenthusiast]

I have a good personal lolcow. He's nowhere near a horrorcow, just a dumbass. Let's call him Randy for privacy.

Sorry if the formatting is fucked, first post.

So randy and I used to be classmates in film school. Randy is also gay, which no one has a problem with, but he's the type of gay that embodies every stereotype about gay people that exist. He's flamboyant, loud, brash, fashionable, has a light, feminine voice with a bit of a lisp, and if he ever tried to fight someone he'd be turned inside out. Randy was also bullied in high school because he was gay, now that's unfortunate, but god forbid you give him an in to talk about it, because he will take a 100 miles. Every project we had in school, no matter how unrelated it may be, he always managed to make it about how he got bullied in school, how bullying is wrong and how everyone should accept each other for who they are (something he doesn't do btw)

Over all, Randy is a super pretentious, un self-aware dick wad. Here are some fun stories.


Like previously stated, Randy will make everything about himself. If it's not directly about himself it has something to do with either the LGBT-community, bullying, or his turbo-liberal views. One of my favorites was when he took pictures of himself with loads of slurs and insults written on his face, with a bottom text stating something like "stop bullying" or something equally retarded.

However, by far the best of his projects was when he wanted to make a short film for one of our classes that was about, you guessed it, an LGBT kid being bullied. So he thought the most clever way of doing this was to play a trans character who bullies a straight, cis girl, to show the irony or something idfk, and so he dressed up in drag and filmed himself making fun of another girl. In his head, this was supposed to open our eyes to the horrors of bullying, but it's hard to take it seriously wen this guy is in full drag, in the middle of a school hallway, getting the shit beat out of him by some girl and filming it.

SIDENOTE: My class was quarantined in a different building because the rest of the school was afraid our rampant autism would spread to the other non-film students. This meant that this whole Mortal Kombat-esque drag-queen fight scene was filmed in the middle of a school hallway, instead of our separate building but the ACTUAL school where all the normal kids attended class, so my entire line of education could be embarrassed. No, the movie was not good.


Randy also has a YouTube channel and other popular forms of social media, and yes, these platforms somehow contain even more pretentious bullshit, if that's even possible. His Instagram contains one of his best posts. I shit you not, two black and white photos, one of him laughing, and another one with a close up of his face with a single tear rolling down his face. The description of his post contains a fuck-off amount of text comparable to this post about his "two personalities" because apparently feeling two different emotions constitutes BPD.

His YouTube channel is not as melodramatic as the rest of his posts, but god DAMN if it isn't as retarded. His videos are 20-30 minute "vlogs" with minimal to no editing where he talks to the camera about shit no one cares about, but doesn't cut out the shit in between, thus his videos are filled with these long pauses of breathing and weird, tinnitus-like background noise. These videos sometimes feature his boyfriend, who he seems to break up with on a bi-weekly basis. They're overall boring as fuck with minimal to no effort.

He also had a shitty podcast with episodes ranging in length from 10 minutes to 50 of him either talking to himself or just someone from or class. He also posts regularly to his Snapchat with small texts that state how horrible of a day he's had in a thinly veiled method of getting attention.


So far everything has been tame, and while this story isn't exactly mind blowing, it's still kind of freakish, and to this day I have no idea why he thought he should share this with his peers.

Now losing your virginity is a big deal to some people, so much so that a girl in our class decided that everyone had to hear about it. She's a neon haired, same clothes everyday wearing, Undertale fanfiction writing, warrior cats OC drawing DeviantArt 2009 emo girl, so how she managed to ensnare some sorry fool desperate for minge, we still haven't figured out. Naturally everyone was a bit taken a back and mostly tried to ignore it. Everyone except our boy Randy, he was going to one up her with his own story of how he lost HIS virginity.

Now you may be asking "But wait, I thought Randy was gay" and yes he is., but we're not talking about his virginity in regards to having sex with someone of the opposite gender, we're talking about his anal virginity.

Randy had found a man off of the internet who he had managed to convinced to come meet him and fuck him, if this man had been an axe-murderer we would probably have been better off. Now, of all the places to fuck, why on earth would you do it in a construction site port-a-potty. Those things are the most disgusting cesspools of filth on the planet. You're LUCKY if someone hasn't smeared shit all over the walls or heroin needles aren't adorning every part of the floor. So, in that toilet he got fucked, and assuming that this was in a place with no running water, I'm sure he had no place to wash his insides, so that's a pleasant image for everyone who heard this story.

That's about it, like I said, nothing spectacular, but if you knew this guy personally you'd understand better why he's such an experience to be around. If I remember some more stories I might post them.

 

[Junkail]

So he thought the most clever way of doing this was to play a trans character who bullies a straight, cis girl, to show the irony or something idfk, and so he dressed up in drag and filmed himself making fun of another girl. In his head, this was supposed to open our eyes to the horrors of bullying, but it's hard to take it seriously wen this guy is in full drag, in the middle of a school hallway, getting the shit beat out of him by some girl and filming it.

You'd assume he'd get someone to do the skit with him and let them know ahead of time.

 

[derpi]

I present to my fellow kiwis:
The Xan John Show

Update: His YouTube channel has taken off and he uploads nearly daily. No chimp-outs. Deletes negative comments but otherwise does not engage w/ negatives. Typical conspiracy nonsense and wine.
He's also running for Senate.
Demand Xan the Man 2020!

 

[Junkail]

I've finally decided to discuss my crunchy cousin (cc) on this thread. As much as he is my kin, he has also been quite the lolcow for the past few years. For some background information, we come from a big family, and with big families comes big age gaps and big lolcows. Our family is no exception, and cc happens to be the biggest one.

Currently, cc is a forty-year old doctor who has been recently remarried and gets secondary custody of his kids. While this doesn't sound too bad, it was his character that essentially broke the first marriage.

From the 1980s to 2016, cc arrived to the United States, graduated high school and college, did some postgraduate schooling, and got a job as a doctor. He also found a wife and fathered two children with her. At this point, he wasn't quite an lolcow yet, with the exception of the occasional foot up someone's ass (ie:asking one of chonkier cousins if they should be getting seconds). However, this all changed when someone emailed him an article from Facebook in 2016.

The thing about cc is that he is very good at absorbing information. This had helped him immensely with school to an extent. While straight-up memorization wasn't quite an ideal way to learn new concepts, it wouldn't have posed a problem had cc not been the type of person to believe everything he reads. Cc was the most gullible person in our family, which was why he fell hook, line, and sinker for the antivaccine bullshit. As a result of subsequently filling himself with bullshit after bullshit articles on vaccines and other medical junk, he decided to not get his toddlers vaccinated, prohibit them from eating any form of sugar, and also not teach them English (his logic was that they'll learn it in school, while missing the point that they'll need it for school). Natually, his wife did not agree with any of this, so a lot of fighting ensued. At this point, cc and the wife were already legally married, living together and were planning their marriage ceremony for about 8 months. Thanks to cc's jackassery, they eventually ended up cancelling the wedding two months prior and used the funds in a divorce court instead. Long story short, the judge gave primary custody to the wife for all of the above reasons. Cc was also forced to get the children's vaccinations up to date, since they were about to go to school, and homeschooling nor private schools were not an option since a) cc did not have teaching credentials b) the family was not religious and c) they were both broke as fuck from the divorce. In short, cc was tard-wrangled by the law into giving giving his kids vaccinations and allowing his wife to raise them like normies.

After that stinging divorce, cc went to Russia in 2018 to get married, much to everyone's disapproval. He had apparently found an 18 year-old mail-order bride and had decided to marry her over there. Remember how I said thay big families usually have big age gaps? Well, this 38 year-old man had just married someone who was old enough to be my little sister within 6 months of knowing her (online). Furthermore, cc decided to marry her in mother Russia like he was eloping, because he was a pussy who was afraid that everyone would reject the marriage (for the bride's sake). Nevertheless, there wasn't much anyone could do once he got married, since he's a grown man and all. I just hope that the new wife doesn't believe everything he says.

As of now, cc's financial situation is more stable than in 2016, and he is living peacefully with the new wife. His kids are relatively normal thanks to the Mrs. , and frankly, this is probably the best situation considering all that has happened. Let's just pray that no one gives him a Facebook article on essential oils.

Tl;dr: 40 year-old man reads some Facebook articles and becomes an antivaxxer, throws aways his wife and kids over his bullshit, gets tard-wrangled by the law into giving his kids vaccinations, and ends up marrying a barely-legal lady who's in it for the green card.

 

[Adamska]

Tl;dr: 40 year-old man reads some Facebook articles and becomes an antivaxxer, throws aways his wife and kids over his bullshit, gets tard-wrangled by the law into giving his kids vaccinations, and ends up marrying a barely-legal lady who's in it for the green card.

You forgot job, because it's clear he got fired at one point for being a retard who wants dead children just from reading this.

 

[Junkail]

You forgot job, because it's clear he got fired at one point for being a retard who wants dead children just from reading this.

I wished. If that happened, he'd have some common sense slapped into him.