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Oh yeah, baby, my idea finally came to fruition.

Edit: Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure @It's HK-47 made this thread to make it easier to decide who to ban from A&N.
I've never banned a single user (who wasn't a spammer on a new account) from A&H. If someone wants to thrash around A&H acting like an idiot, I don't mind because it's usually pretty funny and we're a quarantined board anyways. If I did that, we never would have gotten Drain Todger, Ashy, Tuscan, Boxer, etc. If someone wanders outside of A&H and starts trashing unrelated boards, I can't do anything about that and that's 99% of the reason that people who are regulars in A&H wind up getting banned or wind up getting their own Halal thread.

The only reason that I threadban Pam is because Pam just spams any board that she wanders into with schizophrenic bullshit and almost none of it is fun to read. If she didn't quintuple post every time she showed up, I wouldn't even care.
 
@Maskull hey asshole, that article was mostly about how Orange Mad bad. If they wanted to talk about corruption, they should have spent time talking about the shit the last admin did to try and stop Trump from getting elected and russiagate. But no, they skimmed over it.
 
Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 07/22/2020, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

Only if we settle this via copious amounts of Grecian wrestling. We have to use organic olive oil though, my buddy is allergic to the synthetic shit.
 
It is my policy never to apologize to a race of people who went through a genocide and don't use it daily as a way to get whatever they want. Unless you can prove that you aren't of Armenian decent I will not rescind my insult.

If I was Armenian, I would've posted about my white guy fade, shitty moustache, Gucci belt, and murderous hatred of Turks. But I have not. Checkmate atheists.
 
If I was Armenian, I would've posted about my white guy fade, Gucci belt, and murderous hatred of Turks. But I have not. Checkmate atheists.

Damn, you have bested me with the whit and guile of a non armenian as is custom of my people you may have either my first born daughter, my prized family goat, or acceptance of a genocide of 1.5million people or less.
 
Damn, you have bested me with the whit and guile of a non armenian as is custom of my people you may have either my first born daughter, my prized family goat, or acceptance of a genocide of 1.5million people or less.

I'll take the goat. As a non-Armenian, I won't get any "strange ideas" about the proper use of the creature.
 
I'm patient enough to sit there and manually sort out every single off-topic post and push those into here without damaging the original thread. Even if someone wanted to intentionally do that, all that would happen would be that their posts would wind up here and no one in the original thread would notice it happened.

A... mod who does work???

DOES NOT COMPUTE

Well, you've heard it here first folks. The one time we get an even remotely decent mod, it turns out to be a cold, unfeeling machine.

So, when are you going full AM on us?
 
I actually have the dox of a certain user who sperged out in this subforum for a couple days like three months ago, but I'm not sure if it's warranted. And thanks to my autistic ability to remember specific details about people, I've managed to figure out things like @The Pink Panther's exact DoB (despite not being against him) over the course of multiple unrelated posts, but I won't share them.
then post it
 
I just want to keep threads on-topic as much as possible, and I don't like having to wipe out multiple pages of mud-fighting to do it. Sometimes that shit's really funny just because someone is acting extraordinarily dumb, but I can't just leave it in a thread because it makes it unreadable if you're someone who went there to talk about the actual topic. It was incredibly difficult to balance the both of those things until I realized that trying to balance them is fucking stupid.

Some people just want to fight with each other, and the rest of us want to watch it happen.
So, are you going to invite @BoxerShorts47 to this dumpster fire?
 
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