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I like the way that his fat fuck co-host is portrayed using a real image, but Digifag is represented by some crappy gender-bent 'cute' drawing.
These lame fuckers even manage to LARP poorly as druggies, FFS.
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These lame fuckers even manage to LARP poorly as druggies, FFS.
Mumkey Lover
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Dude, what?! But weed and LSD dude lmao
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Should we start a betting pool to see how long it takes Dick to try to bang Digi's wife?
Desktop User2
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Le epic Karen meemay XD
Heh, look at all you oversensitive KARENS at kiwifarms getting triggered by my based trans pedophile friend. Gonna call my manager, KAREN, oh wait you can't because I don't have a job
I think if you read their minds, you'd find Dick and Digibro are actually startlingly similar people. They just took different paths in life: Dick invested everything in a PUA-style fake right wing tough guy persona, while Digi went full numale cumbrain shemale. Both are, ultimately, overcompensating bitch ass nerds.
I was so confused when I heard the chorus. Like, okay kiwifarms and Null are a bunch of angry white soccer moms who call the cops on people for playing loud music? Ummmm okay.. where is the connection here? You spent all that time writing lyrics, shooting a music video, recording the song, editing the video and you don't seem to get what the KF userbase is or what a Karen is. There is so much material to work with and Digi's lazy stoner ass just shat out meme buzzword of the week in place of a witty joke or commentary on Kiwifarms.
Captain Fitzbattleaxe
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Who would want to fuck the dollar store version of Tenleid?
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Digibro is a troon? 
Maybe the shrinks of the 80s were right saying anime would lead to degeneracy.
Maybe the shrinks of the 80s were right saying anime would lead to degeneracy.
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Digitroon is pushing 30. Instead of securing a stable financial future he is doing this. Putting time, energy, and money into creating bottom-of-the-barrel content with its only notable feature being "drugs brooooo." Even the (((music video))) needed a bit of on-camera drug usage, ending his days-long sobriety kick. His inability to keep his promises is rivaling ALR and Chantal at this point (see: the shoahing of most of his patreon tiers).
The most recent round of shoahing and shit-tier content led to a 20% decrease in his only source of income. Digitroon is not like other internet personalities. He wasn't forward-thinking enough to get into cryptos, his public image is untouchable to any sponsors (except maybe Tenga eggs? idk), and he was too smart to have gone to college as well! College debt is for suckers, owing the IRS back-taxes is where it's at!
Imagine you find yourself in Digitroony's position. You find yourself faced with: a rapidly dwindling salary, a stay-at-home fiancee, and zero readily available avenues towards a replacement income. What do you do?
A. Buckle down and commit to your craft of 10+ years that at one time made you 60k a year (flashback to when Digi would brag about making a "professional salary")
B. Put your all into creating an alternative revenue source
C. Get a normie job
D. Obsess over an internet hate forum and broadcast said obsession all while furthering your dependency on drugs
And this is the crux of Digi's lolcow fatal flaw. Digi is not only blessed with a "6"-inch, phimosised boy-clit, but an enormous ego. And he will only associate with people who will stroke said
. This is why I follow Digi. He doesn't just make bad decisions; he will proceed to grandstand and defend those decisions until the end of time, recruiting all the faggot asspatters he needs along the way. In related news, Riley is taking to the comments section to convince everyone that Digi didn't just abort out this latest podcast.
I would call Riley a lolcow if he had any bit of notoriety outside of orbiting more successful cows. I remember when he was first getting mentions on the Dick Show and everyone clowned on him for thinking that he had any bit of relevance. "Now look at him, Dad! He might be fat loser with a fat girlfriend, but at least he's a guest on podcasts sometimes!!" He's just a clown, but like a backup singer type of clown.
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Funny how just 3 years ago, he was shit talking all of the other anitubers for their work being low-tier garbage. Life comes at you fast
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Didn't know Digibro stopped being mumkeys little cocksleeve.
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Seems like every lolcow, youtuber, janny or any Tom, Dick and Harry with a remotely notable presence on the net is going all looney troony or super queer these days.Digibro is a troon?
Maybe the shrinks of the 80s were right saying anime would lead to degeneracy.
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Is his wife a mortician?
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Was this stream ever covered ITT? Digi, his horsefaced wife, and the Ass Vampire talk about "the lolcow question". Skip to like 3:30:00 and here's what Digi's idea of lolcow is, and if you read between the lines why he isn't one:
1. They make bad art ("My art is good and good is subjective, therefore...") [Your art is shit, and >50% of ppl featured on KF don't produce art in any meaningful sense]
2. They aren't self-aware ("I do self-deprecating humor all the time, therefore...") [If you were self-aware you wouldn't go around looking like you do]
He defends "Jennifer" Diane Reitz from accusations of lolcowdom, even though one cursory glance at that person quickly indicates he's batshit insane and was prone to constant meltdowns over criticism of his awful Henry Dargeresque webcomics. If you wanna know what Digi will be like in old age, look no further than JDR, who he clearly relates to. May, if you're reading this: Get out while you still can!
1. They make bad art ("My art is good and good is subjective, therefore...") [Your art is shit, and >50% of ppl featured on KF don't produce art in any meaningful sense]
2. They aren't self-aware ("I do self-deprecating humor all the time, therefore...") [If you were self-aware you wouldn't go around looking like you do]
He defends "Jennifer" Diane Reitz from accusations of lolcowdom, even though one cursory glance at that person quickly indicates he's batshit insane and was prone to constant meltdowns over criticism of his awful Henry Dargeresque webcomics. If you wanna know what Digi will be like in old age, look no further than JDR, who he clearly relates to. May, if you're reading this: Get out while you still can!
Famke Slamssen
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Mumkey at least had a genuine psychotic break to account for his meltdown, and was martyred by youtube in spectacular fashion. I suspect Digi noticed the writing on the wall and threw his considerable weight at transitioning in a last ditch effort to remain relevant. I doubt he would thrive in any real work environment.
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Notice how Digibro's avatar embellishes his the worsening state of his hairline by giving her a big forehead
That's the troon special, love it
psuedonarrative
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I hope May washes her pussy good after Digi eats her out.
Lolidaki
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There is something sad and ironic when a tranny tries to make virgin jokes and tells someone else they should off themselves. Dude is really unhinged to make something this lacking in self-awareness. Now that I think about this it's likely he's exploiting Null's reaction to him to get even further into Dick's pants to fill the hole in his life his actual dad never could.
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Both of them are so oily they're actually shiny. @snailslime is shiny because she's a snail but I've never seen humans as shiny as this.
Famke Slamssen
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Dependency on recreational drugs is absolutely is a character trait. Sadly it's an objectively negative one.
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I don't remember Metokur having him on, but he was mentioned in some superchats.
↓ Digibro being a degenerate.