Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[Easy Peasy]

I want to pl sperg about resin casting so bad, but I will refrain and just say that her keychains are strangely themed and I like to think they are snapshots of her psyche

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Every time she says "baybees" I want to load her into a trebuchet and fire her at France.

 

[Omega Man]

Every time she says "baybees" I want to load her into a trebuchet and fire her at France.

It had better be a pretty fucking stout trebuchet.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Every time she says "baybees" I want to load her into a trebuchet and fire her at France.

Mais pourquoi?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Mais pourquoi?

POURQOUI PAS!

Sail her ass right over the channel like an African swallow.

eta: I suppose I'll have to find a way to get her to England first

 

[krazy orange cat]

POURQOUI PAS!

Sail her ass right over the channel like an African swallow.

eta: I suppose I'll have to find a way to get her to England first

Tell her there's a company in London that wants the exclusive rights to sell her keychains, and they'll pay her in KFC. Amy will get herself to England.

 

[Charley Gondorff]

Tell her there's a company in London that wants the exclusive rights to sell her keychains, and they'll pay her in KFC. Amy will get herself to England.

Now I'm imagining Amy as Madame Defarge, not knitting but making keychains at the foot of the guillotine.

her keychains are strangely themed and I like to think they are snapshots of her psyche

Good point. They're like the nightmare sequence in Vertigo or something.

 

[Omega Man]

She wouldn’t make 50 yards flung from a trebuchet. The answer lies beneath.

“Hi! Welcome back to my Chunnel. And if you’re new, welcome to my Chunnel.”

Zoot allures!

 

[Who Now]

We need Staci t Si o document the flinging in cartoon form.

 

[Omega Man]

We need Staci t Si o document the flinging in cartoon form.

For whatever reason I have been enjoying conjugation and tense these last few days. To wit; wiggle,wiggler, wiggling, wiggled (sorry, ignore that, that was somewhere else). And then there is the panoply of stroke, struck, strike, stricken, strick bed rulz,and struck. But as much as my WASPy lineage forbids it, I swear I am up for a fling. Fling, flung, flinged...it's lacking. I guess the argument would naturally lead to "flown," but I think "flought" works much better. As in, " The great greasy Heffalump was flought into the English Channel a fortnight ago, via trebuchet. Sadly, she barely made it 50 yards into the drink, and was ported off by monk seals to an unknown destination. All that remained for the next few days was the oil slick, and a black Musselman cheeseclothof dubious, yet certainly COVID tainted origin. It was not recovered."

So, I guess that's the color of the sky in my world. I wish only the best for the rest of you lot.

 

[faggotprincess]

I've been thinking about what her keychains say about her general mental state and I came up with a few things.

She has no concept of colour theory. Everything is neon and full of glitter. There are usually two or more colours in a piece and they rarely compliment eachother.

They are usually themed after things she enjoys. She likes the idea of family but as we've seen she is neglectful and honestly just a shit parent but damn does she love those family keychains.
She also has some nautical fixation? Whale misses the ocean, it calls to her.

She has no creative eye when it comes to placement of the metal details. Everything is crooked and haphazardly placed. Things often barely match to theme.

All of this is akin to what a child under 13 would come up with.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

I've been thinking about what her keychains say about her general mental state and I came up with a few things.

She has no concept of colour theory. Everything is neon and full of glitter. There are usually two or more colours in a piece and they rarely compliment eachother.

They are usually themed after things she enjoys. She likes the idea of family but as we've seen she is neglectful and honestly just a shit parent but damn does she love those family keychains.
She also has some nautical fixation? Whale misses the ocean, it calls to her.

She has no creative eye when it comes to placement of the metal details. Everything is crooked and haphazardly placed. Things often barely match to theme.

All of this is akin to what a child under 13 would come up with.

She has mushbrain.

 

[krazy orange cat]

I've sometimes wondered with the bizarre color choices she makes if she isn't colorblind. But I'm not sure even that would explain it. She is, as @faggotprincess said, mentally a 13 year old.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Is it an unladen swallow @StrawberryDouche? You might have to calculate trajectory using the coconut laden European swallow for this heiffer. Because Amy is fat and the Knights who say "Neee" will not have sex with her.

 

[weegrumpy]

Is it an unladen swallow @StrawberryDouche? You might have to calculate trajectory using the coconut laden European swallow for this heiffer. Because Amy is fat and the Knights who say "Neee" will not have sex with her.

Maybe an African swallow may have more luck, plus the trebuchet? Failing that IF If she made it to Switzerland she could possibly half her mass with the Large Hadron Collider, and I bet the Higgs bosun is hidden in one of her fupas!

 

[daintydiabeetus]

I've been thinking about what her keychains say about her general mental state and I came up with a few things.

She has no concept of colour theory. Everything is neon and full of glitter. There are usually two or more colours in a piece and they rarely compliment eachother.

They are usually themed after things she enjoys. She likes the idea of family but as we've seen she is neglectful and honestly just a shit parent but damn does she love those family keychains.
She also has some nautical fixation? Whale misses the ocean, it calls to her.

She has no creative eye when it comes to placement of the metal details. Everything is crooked and haphazardly placed. Things often barely match to theme.

All of this is akin to what a child under 13 would come up with.

Honestly, I doesn't surprise me one bit that Amy is obsessed with her neon colors. Really venomous animals often have very vibrant colors in order for us to know that they're = bad.I think Amy is just the same.
This was the only pic I found of a frog facing the screen. Bad thing is that the quality sucks.

 

[Omega Man]

Maybe an African swallow may have more luck, plus the trebuchet? Failing that IF If she made it to Switzerland she could possibly half her mass with the Large Hadron Collider, and I bet the Higgs bosun is hidden in one of her fupas!

If the God Particle is indeed encased in Aimbly Rombodon's fupa, then quite frankly I have just been living a lie this whole time, and all that I thought to be right and pure with the world, was simply just another artifice of Satan. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Bell Tower. Haha, just fooling, who the Hell has one of those?

As for swallows et al, Ecki, ecki, ecki, pootangya. And where's my Goddamn shrubbery? A nice one?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I'll be in the Bell Tower. Haha, just fooling, who the Hell has one of those?

As for swallows et al, Ecki, ecki, ecki, pootangya. And where's my Goddamn shrubbery? A nice one?

Have you access to a hunchback? You're going to need one of those, Roger.

 

[Barbarella]

Karen here. There are two kinds of stroke: ischemic, in which blood stops flowing to the brain, and hemorrhagic, in which blood explodes across the brain. The former has all the side effects you are taught to look for-one side not functioning, slurring, etc. Hemorrhagic can have a multitude of different symptoms, including headache.

Perhaps there is a third, undiscovered kind, the Ramadagic, in which fat blocks the vessels from getting oxygen. Symptoms include slurred speech yet still having the ability to slurp sugar coffee without spilling a drop; being unable to speak, write and pronounce clearly yet have spectacularly limber tongue in the realm of gobbling fried chicken wings; a fascination with bright, shiny things, especially when it's a troon’s boobs in a metallic bikini, and finally, amazing finesse when swatting children especially when using utensils.

 

[daintydiabeetus]

Karen here. There are two kinds of stroke: ischemic, in which blood stops flowing to the brain, and hemorrhagic, in which blood explodes across the brain. The former has all the side effects you are taught to look for-one side not functioning, slurring, etc. Hemorrhagic can have a multitude of different symptoms, including headache.

Perhaps there is a third, undiscovered kind, the Ramadagic, in which fat blocks the vessels from getting oxygen. Symptoms include slurred speech yet still having the ability to slurp sugar coffee without spilling a drop; being unable to speak, write and pronounce clearly yet have spectacularly limber tongue in the realm of gobbling fried chicken wings; a fascination with bright, shiny things, especially when it's a troon’s boobs in a metallic bikini, and finally, amazing finesse when swatting children especially when using utensils.

With this new discovery, we can win the nobel-prize! We'll need to catch our specimen (Amy) and then transport her to our exhibition where people can point and laugh. This is revolutionary.