What have you been banned for? - Kickin' the Autistic: Internet Edition

Was permabanned from the anonymous messaging app Jodel (YikYak but fucking gay) for posting "RIP Jackie Chan" which resulted in a lot of grieving and then anger when they realized that the dude is fine. Also because I made a hangman thread but the word was "nigger". And because I frequently started Janny hate threads even though 50% of the app's userbase were jannies. I was basically begging for a ban.
 
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IP and phone-number banned from Twitter months ago for making various alts for fucking with people. Can’t make a new account without verifying phone number (using Google Voice) and they get suspended immediately.

I also got IP banned from creating accounts on Discord a couple years ago because I contributed 60+ accounts to a spam bot that wrecked a few bigger servers.
 
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Observerer said:
Was permabanned from the anonymous messaging app Jodel (YikYak but fucking gay) for posting "RIP Jackie Chan" which resulted in a lot of grieving and then anger when they realized that the dude is fine. Also because I made a hangman thread but the word was "nigger". And because I frequently started Janny hate threads even though 50% of the app's userbase were jannies. I was basically begging for a ban.
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Absolutely based.
 
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K. V. Bones said:
I have a few stories if you're interested in hearing them. My old account was notorious and I'm on like 12 global banlists, skial included.
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Did you do the Meet the Medic taunt while standing in water?
 
K. V. Bones said:
Oh you're damn right I did. I fucking crashed like 12 big name servers with that bug, even made myself a macro.

Intox servers never stood a chance against such sheer autism.
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Wait, how does it crash servers? I thought it was just really fucking loud.
 
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I didn't really act out in the days of Web 1.0 forums, and in Current Year I've never posted on social media, so not yet.

(Although I was warned on 4chan for just mentioning the "forbidden word" of "GamerGate" during that whole freak show.)
 
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LullerDerbyRollin said:
I wanna know too, this sounds fucking great.
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SIGSEGV said:
Wait, how does it crash servers? I thought it was just really fucking loud.
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You guys have two options, I can write a long drawn out text on why it crashes servers, what I did, who I did it too, their response, miscellaneous detail.

Or I can tell you in video format explaining everything in a simple package about the bug.

Either way I know the source engine like second language, so I can tell you one hell of a story about that bug and other bugs.
 
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I got banned from Dankula's discord for posting a video of a monkey flinging a turd at a grandma. At that point I was only in the server for 5 minutes when 2 jannies began messaging me. One called me a "fucking piece of shit" and the other just decided to permaban me.

I still don't know why they got so mad at that video.
 
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The Monkey said:
I got banned from Dankula's discord for posting a video of a monkey flinging a turd at a grandma. At that point I was only in the server for 5 minutes when 2 jannies began messaging me. One called me a "fucking piece of shit" and the other just decided to permaban me.

I still don't know why they got so mad at that video.
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It's because it was an unfortunate thing happening to an old woman. Plus many people hate poop.

It's a dumb and bitch tier move but that is the reason. (I used to have to ban people on certain discords I randomly applied for admin in, you'd be surprised the reasons I'm given.)
 
I once got myself banned from 4chan because I reported my own post (I thought it was stupid and couldn't delete it).

Also (hope this isn't powerleveling), if you go to /v/ and do a text search for the phrase "muh grayt riting", literally all of those posts are me. I got really annoyed by people who won't shut the hell up about how this game or that has "great writing". I wanted to express that that's a subjective opinion, but my autism got in the way.
 
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