Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 88 3.6%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 205 8.5%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 684 28.3%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 312 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 321 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.0%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 144 6.0%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 150 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,413
The Saltening said:
well after what i just witnessed i a have given up all hope on this game. if you take issue with Bow being an androgynous fatty you get harassed and muted. the SJW shit is going to ruin this game. the game is cursed. first guy cant code and second team is SJW niggers
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She isn't really androgynous, but she sure ain't slim and trim, either.
 
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The Saltening said:
their little teaser in the discord is just gross. her face is fat as fuck. she is also meant to be androgynous because she can be straight, gay, lgbt+, whatever.
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apparently shes just the default and you can customize your character, so if you dont want to be a fat woman you can be literally anything else
 
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lewdwig van beethoven said:
so if you dont want to be a fat woman you can be literally anything else
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In that case, can I customize senpai as well?
Fuck it, let's take my profile picture into account and make him a Machamp, can I have 3 yanderes going after him? Can I just have this be a battle royale where yanderes just kill eachother for one man?
 
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God, I hope LL's senpai is customizable as well because hoo boy, he looks like a dweeby knock-off version of Laito from Diabolik Lovers. Also, if I were Apeis, I wouldn't go with Shortcake as the artist. Her faces and proportions need so much work, and just looking at her Twitter sets off a lot of alarms that she ain't right in the head.
 
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Lime Rogue said:
Honestly? I pictured Shortcake as a person who'd feel threatened by better artists, but it seems she's aware that a lot of people dislike her art and is trying to improve, at least on that aspect, so if people grew a spine and told her "dude this looks bad here's how you could improve it" instead of taking her designs and run with them I think the designs would at least be decent. It honestly feels like she has ideas but doesn't go over them again. That's almost the first thing they tell you in art-related careers: expect feedback and if you don't get it, ask for it.
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Oh, speaking from a place of -sort of- personal experience. She is very salty about being nowhere near the best person in the room. I remember the screenshots of her admitting she's not a pro - she immediately followed up with a trashing of Mulberry. There's a very big difference between "I'm not amazing and I'm trying to get better. "I'm not amazing, but also fuck that bitch tracer Mulberry" - Obviously it wasn't the exact tone, but I really feel like she's trying her best not to make an absolute fool of herself this early into the discord.

Yes, she is absolutely boiling internally. Tumblrinas thrive off of being super duper special. I'm pretty sure this is the first time that she is openly being criticized for her ugly art that doesn't fit the style of the game outside of the hugbox known as her tumblr followers. I can smell the insecurity and the femcel rage like a shark can smell blood in the water. I'm almost certain she's more upset than she's letting on, but she can't tell everyone in the server to suck her big meaty 20 inch dick that she already fucked your mother with. She would lose her position as artist via friendship, and she would straight up make the game look bad and be a pariah/banned actually/Maybe drag down DrApies who would go down defending her potentially.

She's trying her best to look good for the normies because being impressive to mostly functioning people, is a lot better than being impressive to a circle demiboy halfgender aromantic necrophiles, and she knows it. It's not a matter of if you guys, it is absolutely a matter of when she loses it, and how hard/violently.
 
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