Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

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You know what, that should just be the poll. "Louis is having a furry identity crisis! What should his new fursona be?" Right now, we have lamprey, mosquito, leech, cockroach, and tapeworm. I'm wondering if there's any more that can cover it.

 

[Guy Made Of Bees]

You know what, that should just be the poll. "Louis is having a furry identity crisis! What should his new fursona be?" Right now, we have lamprey, mosquito, leech, cockroach, and tapeworm. I'm wondering if there's any more that can cover it.

He's still a big mammal, I think the panda bear fits pretty well. Barely able to survive without outside help, doesn't pick up on social cues and mainly eats crappy food.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

You know what, that should just be the poll. "Louis is having a furry identity crisis! What should his new fursona be?" Right now, we have lamprey, mosquito, leech, cockroach, and tapeworm. I'm wondering if there's any more that can cover it.

He's still a big mammal, I think the panda bear fits pretty well. Barely able to survive without outside help, doesn't pick up on social cues and mainly eats crappy food.

IMO there aren't many animals outside of parasites and insects that could describe Lou's awfulness and habits.

Tick? Lazy, parasitic, gets bloated up whenever it sucks itself full of blood - I think it's pretty good.

 

[A single cheeto]

How about the tongue-eating louse? It bites off a fish's tongue and lives as the fish's tongue. Sounds like something Lou would do.

 

[SIGSEGV]

He's still a big mammal

For you.

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

Team Tick, or cuckoo bird

 

[Sintharia]

I dunno, I think a hippo might be appropriate. A particularly sunburnt one who’s too lazy to find a place to wallow that isn’t full of shit.

 

[MetalParakeet]

What about a sloth? Barely moves, poops once a month and is covered in fungus and bacteria.

Only problem I have with that is that I like sloths

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

What about a sloth? Barely moves, poops once a month and is covered in fungus and bacteria.

Only problem I have with that is that I like sloths

Sloths are at least making an effort.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Lou's fursona should be a vat of sentient lard with bits of lint mixed in.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

Proboscis Monkey

 

[ArtisanOnion]

Apparently Aark decided to post a beware about Lou on Mastodon, and he decided to respond by apparently messaging an admin and threatening a libel lawsuit unless they take it down. waow.

http://archive.vn/wcnGW

6gkde

Ace (@ace@chitter.xyz) - Chitter

archived 21 Jul 2020 17:20:02 UTC

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Edit: more begging, using the beware and the heatwave as topics.

 

[JoyQ]

Well now he’s definitely going to change his name and animal

 

[SIGSEGV]

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"I'm sorry if you think that I'm a scammer"
Another of Lou's trademark non-apologies.

 

[NyQuilninja]

So what lou going to do if his name gets spread far and wide enough that a majority of furfags know he's a greasy shit stain.and he's no longer getting pitybuxs

 

[Guy Made Of Bees]

So what lou going to do if his name gets spread far and wide enough that a majority of furfags know he's a greasy shit stain.and he's no longer getting pitybuxs

Hitch his wagon to another fandom maybe, or start over and claim he's a trans man vampire bat named Bruce.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Apparently Aark decided to post a beware about Lou on Mastodon, and he decided to respond by apparently messaging an admin and threatening a libel lawsuit unless they take it down. waow.
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http://archive.vn/wcnGW

6gkde

Ace (@ace@chitter.xyz) - Chitter

archived 21 Jul 2020 17:20:02 UTC

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Edit: more begging, using the beware and the heatwave as topics.
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Tell you what, Lou. Try moving into an apartment in 95° heat with over 50 percent humidity. Then you can complain about the heat and I won't say a thing.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Hitch his wagon to another fandom maybe, or start over and claim he's a trans man vampire bat named Bruce.

I'm really quite surprised he hasn't tried scamming the brony community. The scams that have been perpetrated in the horse humper community are Legendary levels of autistic.

 

[ArtisanOnion]

Nooooo someone with some form of notoriety acknowledged my flaws, mistakes and failings and people agreed with them, time to kms

http://archive.vn/yn4u0

 

[SIGSEGV]

Nooooo someone with some form of notoriety acknowledged my flaws, mistakes and failings and people agreed with them, time to kms
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http://archive.vn/yn4u0

The grifter is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a grifter and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”