Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

What "very scary" thing is he referring to? Is he blaming us for his legal woes?

Just checking in to say Based Skordas has been taken into custody and shipped off to Guantanamo Bay.
Just kidding Russell, ya creep.
Shame that I missed the second hearing though, I would've written up another transcript.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Well guys, I got questioned by the FBI today, and they told me to LEAVE RUSS ALONE. So, since I've never actually talked to him, I guess I'll continue to not talk to him. Seriously, they said I have to say nice things about him and that I have make a public statement that he's totally not a stalker or they'll send me to prison.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Well fuck, you got away lightly.
I've been informed an extradition request was placed so I could answer for my crimes against Russ in the US.
Should I run for Moldova or Belarus?

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Earlier today, an owl rapped on my window with its beak. I assumed that it was delivering my acceptance to join the Hogwarts mature student program and so I let it in. Immediately it manhandled me into an arm lock. Having pinned my neck to the windowsill under its talon, it thrust an FBI badge into my face and, in the voice of Morgan Freeman, warned me to stay away from Greer.

I called out after it: "I don't want to go on a date with Russell. I just want him to acknowledge my gift of three origami cranes."

Unfortunately my voice was drowned out by my downstairs neighbour playing a Taylor Swift song too loud.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Earlier today, an owl rapped on my window with its beak. I assumed that it was delivering my acceptance to join the Hogwarts mature student program and so I let it in. Immediately it manhandled me into an arm lock. Having pinned my neck to the windowsill under its talon, it thrust an FBI badge into my face and, in the voice of Morgan Freeman, warned me to stay away from Greer.

I called out after it: "I don't want to go on a date with Russell. I just want him to acknowledge my gift of three origami cranes."

Unfortunately my voice was drowned out by my downstairs neighbour playing a Taylor Swift song too loud.

Don't worry, I called Taylor and she said as part of ongoing quest against Russ, she'll foot the bill for a lawyer. I'm gonna sue Russ for harshing my mellow!

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Last night I was out and about town with my number one gal when she looked me deep in the eyes and said
"Henry we need to talk". She sat me down at a table in my local Cold Stone Creamery and said"I know about your trolling and harassment of Russel Greer"
my heart sank, how could she know? I had been so careful to hide it from her. She took me by the hand and continued.
"I want this to work out and if it's going to, you need to leave Russ alone. He's a special guy with a lot of talent in every thing he does and he's going places. I don't want him to make trouble for us when he makes it big in the biz."
I took a deep breath and said "ok, I'll leave Russ alone."
"And apologize to him as soon as we get home."
"Absolutely, whatever it takes to make this work." I said squeezing her hand. We finished up our ice cream and started heading home. As we were leaving I happened to notice she had forgotten her Jacket, I personally think it's ugly as sin, but she loves it. Its navy blue with three big yellow letters on the back, FBI.

 

[Chris Jericho's Penis]

This nigga really got a spray tan because he thought he could woo his victim with his sexy studliness during his stalking hearing.

 

[The Great Citracett]

A subtle invitation for Taylor to take him to Olive Garden?

 

[DrJonesHat]

To people who watched the latest hearing, did Russ speak/try to speak at all or did he just sit there and suck up his lawyer's oxygen? I wonder if he thought he could "explain" or somehow persuade Erika to back off?

 

[Constellationzero]

That's nothing!
Less than two hours ago I was hauled in by the local police for questioning.
They asked me if I knew the way to San Jose
Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Wo-wo-wo Whoa! I replied. Why are you asking me this?
The detective in charge of the investigation stated that the dang dirty trolls are after Russell Greer. They said I started it!
I said that I didn't start a damn thing
And the detective said that the next time I was tempted to get on Kiwi Orchards to make fun of Russ, I should Walk On By
Foolish Pride!

 

[The Dude]

I'm typing this on a burner phone as I am running for my life from the law. I knew something was up last night when I noticed several large black vans with smoked out windows in my neighborhood. They could only be FBI surveillance vehicles. I woke my wife up and told her to take our boys and head for her parents house. She knew this day might come and didn't ask any questions. I kissed her goodbye, then got the guns out of the safe. I set up on the second floor, then waited for the SRT to make their approach. I spotted them stacking up behind one of the vans down the road and engaged them with suppressing fire. I didn't want to hurt any of them, just keep their heads down and give myself time to make my escape. Moving from window to window I continued to fire on their position with my rifle, keeping them pinned behind the van. I was able to make it out the door and to my black Jetta. I switch to my sidearm and fired out my car window as I sped off. I took some backroads in my neighborhood, and finally onto the main road. I think I was able to surprise them enough to get away clean. I phoned my friend to meet me at a prearranged spot where he met me with a different vehicle and a burner phone. We torched my car and I tossed my personal cell phone into the flames so the feds can't track me. I'm trying to make my way out of the country, but I need to be careful. All because of Russell Greer.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I'm typing this on a burner phone as I am running for my life from the law. I knew something was up last night when I noticed several large black vans with smoked out windows in my neighborhood. They could only be FBI surveillance vehicles. I woke my wife up and told her to take our boys and head for her parents house. She knew this day might come and didn't ask any questions. I kissed her goodbye, then got the guns out of the safe. I set up on the second floor, then waited for the SRT to make their approach. I spotted them stacking up behind one of the vans down the road and engaged them with suppressing fire. I didn't want to hurt any of them, just keep their heads down and give myself time to make my escape. Moving from window to window I continued to fire on their position with my rifle, keeping them pinned behind the van. I was able to make it out the door and to my black Jetta. I switch to my sidearm and fired out my car window as I sped off. I took some backroads in my neighborhood, and finally onto the main road. I think I was able to surprise them enough to get away clean. I phoned my friend to meet me at a prearranged spot where he met me with a different vehicle and a burner phone. We torched my car and I tossed my personal cell phone into the flames so the feds can't track me. I'm trying to make my way out of the country, but I need to be careful. All because of Russell Greer.

The safehouse in Bejing is ready for you. Remember, China doesn't have an extradition treaty with the US. All other Kiwis, I'm activating Protocol Ten. You know what to do.

 

[The Dude]

The safehouse in Bejing is ready for you. Remember, China doesn't have an extradition treaty with the US. All other Kiwis, I'm activating Protocol Ten. You know what to do.

I thought Protocol Ten was to blow the C4 lining the walls of Johnathan Yaniv's apartment?

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

To people who watched the latest hearing, did Russ speak/try to speak at all or did he just sit there and suck up his lawyer's oxygen? I wonder if he thought he could "explain" or somehow persuade Erika to back off?

He didn't speak at all. Just sat there fidgeting nervously, looking like a Halloween decoration. No doubt his lawyer told him not to speak unless addressed directly by the judge.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I thought Protocol Ten was to blow the C4 lining the walls of Johnathan Yaniv's apartment?

That's Protocol Eleven. Protocol Nine is when we leak the surveillance photos of Jake Alley, proving he's a man.

He didn't speak at all. Just sat there fidgeting nervously, looking like a Halloween decoration. No doubt his lawyer told him not to speak unless addressed directly by the judge.

Yeah, he must have, otherwise you know Russ would try to explain himself.

 

[Free the Pedos]

The safehouse in Bejing is ready for you. Remember, China doesn't have an extradition treaty with the US. All other Kiwis, I'm activating Protocol Ten. You know what to do.

Are the new passports still in the safe deposit box in Basel?

 

[Barbarella]

To all those saying “treatment is useless”—I beg to differ.

I don’t want to power level but it’s relevant to say that if I were still practicing in Utah, I might have had the joy of being assigned to provide treatment to Russell. Here’s what that means: weekly counseling sessions related to the offense behavior. Russell would have to come in and be challenged about his behavior every week. Unlike the nurse practitioner he tried to dupe into diagnosing him with PTSD, his therapist for the courts will read the case and not let Russell do a Plights Pity Party session. Each month his progress will be reported to the judge.

I am not saying I think anyone is going to fix Russell. What I am saying is that I see this going bad for Russell in a lot of ways. Failure to make progress could be grounds to be considered in violation if he isn’t making progress because he is being obstinate or is blowing off treatment.

another possibility is narcissistic ego rescue. weeks of having his shitty behavior put in his face may lead to him becoming overly arrogant as a way to rescue his ego. So he might start thinking he can go back to court and win with a plea change or can quit therapy and talk his way out of trouble with the judge.

I was kind of interested in where this was going, @WhiskerBiscuit, but you trailed off by continuing to say Russ’s lack of cooperation would ”go bad”and giving no specifics.

Go bad ”in a lot of ways” how? Put him in jail? That's obvious if the judge orders him to go to therapy and he won't. I agree that therapy will not help Russ, he's way too far gone. So if as expected, he doesn't make progress, or cooperate, how else aside from jail can it go bad? It was a misdemeanor, and while I don't know what his the max sentence could be, I don't think it can be increased for being uncooperative, can it?

The only way I see it going bad for Russ, is having to do the jail time he escaped by his plea agreement. But it could go bad for Erika or other women Russ encounters as his anger increases. I don't think jail would be that long, and it's not prison.

I suppose he could an hero in jail, although I doubt it, he's to narcissistic. Get killed maybe, only half the jail population is nuts, so being taken advantage of is more likely.

(I'm one of those who said back about page 100 he could escalate, back when everybody thought he was too weak. Now we are seeing it happen. So I'd like to see it stopped.)

But if you are an expert, I'd like to hear the other ways this could go wrong for Russ. I suspect there really aren't any, other than his original jail time. I hope I'm wrong. Nothing can fix Russ, so putting him away is the only solution to prevent a possible tragedy. Unfortunately, (or fortunately) in this country we don't put people away because we imagine they’ll do worse. So a short jail sentence, then what?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Are the new passports still in the safe deposit box in Basel?

Yeah, and the weapons are in a train station in Stuguart.

EDIT: Watch Russ take us seriously and post that we're fleeing the country in fear of him.

I was kind of interested in where this was going, @WhiskerBiscuit, but you trailed off by continuing to say Russ’s lack of cooperation would ”go bad”and giving no specifics.

Go bad ”in a lot of ways” how? Put him in jail? That's obvious if the judge orders him to go to therapy and he won't. I agree that therapy will not help Russ, he's way too far gone. So if as expected, he doesn't make progress, or cooperate, how else aside from jail can it go bad? It was a misdemeanor, and while I don't know what his the max sentence could be, I don't think it can be increased for being uncooperative, can it?

The only way I see it going bad for Russ, is having to do the jail time he escaped by his plea agreement. But it could go bad for Erika or other women Russ encounters as his anger increases. I don't think jail would be that long, and it's not prison.

I suppose he could an hero in jail, although I doubt it, he's to narcissistic. Get killed maybe, only half the jail population is nuts, so being taken advantage of is more likely.

(I'm one of those who said back about page 100 he could escalate, back when everybody thought he was too weak. Now we are seeing it happen. So I'd like to see it stopped.)

But if you are an expert, I'd like to hear the other ways this could go wrong for Russ. I suspect there really aren't any, other than his original jail time. I hope I'm wrong. Nothing can fix Russ, so putting him away is the only solution to prevent a possible tragedy. Unfortunately, (or fortunately) in this country we don't put people away because we imagine they’ll do worse. So a short jail sentence, then what?

I think a jail sentence would temporarily make him keep his head down, then the memory of what he experienced would seethe, and he'd blame Erika for sending him to jail when he was just trying to be friends dammit! I'm not sure if he'd go after her or Chad first. It depends on if he thinks she was acting on her own and we know what he thinks of women and their abilities.

 

[Meredith Swift]

I suppose he could an hero in jail, although I doubt it, he's to narcissistic. Get killed maybe, only half the jail population is nuts, so being taken advantage of is more likely.

If Russ was put in solitary, I reckon he could hack prison. Even in a protective unit with a few other prisoners I think he'd be ok. He's surprisingly highly adaptable to shit surroundings (his multiple janitor jobs, his hovel-like room rentals, the handjob he had to give, etc) as long as they don't involve women or da ennertainment biznizz.

If he was put in gen pop he'd be raped and/or shanked in the first week

 

[AnOminous]

He didn't speak at all. Just sat there fidgeting nervously, looking like a Halloween decoration. No doubt his lawyer told him not to speak unless addressed directly by the judge.

So a repeat of the first hearing, where he was obviously impotently seething.