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Jah Hates Kaffirs said:
This is the 5th circle of hell
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We have several circles to go then.

Where we're going we won't need eyes to see.

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Cpl. Long Dong Silver said:
Always.
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Reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Churchill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called Papa John's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of every state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scott Pelley, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called every freemason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of every city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.
 
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Stoneheart said:
everybody will take you serial if you just write the right stuff.
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My point is that Arm Pit Cream is often too busy frothing at the mouth to make a coherent statement. Spelling and minor grammatical errors are one thing, walls of text that require a decoder ring to make sense of are another.
 
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Exigent Circumcisions said:
My point is that Arm Pit Cream is often too busy frothing at the mouth to make a coherent statement. Spelling and minor grammatical errors are one thing, walls of text that require a decoder ring to make sense of are another.
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He's constantly seething at everything, and talks down to anyone who disagrees with his big-brained takes. Sort of like a Canadian Movie Bob.
 
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In my early twenties- around the time of the genesis of Chris Chan- at the time I knew nothing of- I found myself mentally ill, bipolar, and homeless - having lost my shitty job of 2 years at the gas station - and not welcome back to the family home - I started the long process of the homeless saga - followed by the mental health program/halfway house saga followed by the r-tard Transitional Age Youth saga - it was my only ticket to ever get a place of my own again to masterbate and play vidya. This I imagine -is the norm for young adults who are fucked up or struggling with little resources - but not anywhere as out of touch with reality as Chris's case - someone who is fully functional - but with mood swings and slightly impaired judgement - but if you had a conversation with them you would probably never know it - that is most people. Chris is a special case. His severe mental illness circumvented any of the above unwanted consequences-combined with unique parents that worked him in as a third party adult financially independent/dependent fixture of the household- old and keeping him around as possibly useful in their old age. Believe me- I would have loved not being a homeless hep c exposed drunk in the city- punched out and beaten in an ally lying in a pool of my own blood left for dead -being exposed to the darkest sides of humanity -watching everything around me decay. I would have loved more than anything to have never left my room and to have continued my childhood - living in my families suburban home - but instead I went through hell -nearly killing myself in the process time and time again - taking further and further damage each day throughout the decade with every hardship along the way. I am very familiar with the system - the system in Chris's unique situation has escaped -happily playing Animal Crossing at the same time I was taking the candy bar and getting my asshole ripped apart raw. So my question is. Will the internet celebrity of Chris somehow circumvent him again from any of the above - I have hunch it will. Let's say things get real bad and Chris is faced to leave or go with some program - what will happen with what he cherishes most in life - 25 metric tons of lego shit. Will there be a storage wars saga? Will he successfully cling on to it all some how? Will 14bc stay or go. Or will Chris have to go through what I did - or perhaps circumvent some of the torture - go into a home - get zombied out on meds - lose the last part of his soul, what little that is left and simply just adapt to a mentally ill group home just staring at the wall and waiting to be fed? In the wake of Barbs death - will trolls and vandals decend upon 14bc like ring wraiths to scoop up the precious? Will it all go to hell - will Chris dissapear radial silent from the internet forever. Or will he somehow achieve success, fame and riches beyong his wildest dreams and troll us hard in the end. What dreams may come. In beautiful dreams.
 
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It's HK-47 said:
>Hits "safety net"
>Dies

Huh.
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That is the most graphically violent race I've seen.

This takes second place, he also does the splits, just across his waist after he gets hit by an F1 car. His injuries were so severe none of the officials could identify him until they did a full lineup and they determined he was the only one missing.


The driver hit the fire extinguisher so hard it flew over the grandstands and landed in the car park, while the initial impact caused his helmet's chin strap to partially behead him.

Skiing and F1 are the worst races for violence, prove me wrong.
 
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Bender said:
That is the most graphically violent race I've seen.

This takes second place, he also does the splits, just across his waist after he gets hit by an F1 car. His injuries were so severe none of the officials could identify him until they did a full lineup and they determined he was the only one missing.


The driver hit the fire extinguisher so hard it flew over the grandstands and landed in the car park, while the initial impact caused his helmet's chin strap to partially behead him.

Skiing and F1 are the worst races for violence, prove me wrong.
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Non human but this is a great sports death
 
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SIGSEGV said:
Reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Churchill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called Papa John's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of every state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scott Pelley, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called every freemason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of every city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.
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No call to the ADL, do they already know because you're posting from your work computer Mr. Greenblatt? :thinking:

Bender said:
If anyone knows any races that have a higher death toll than F1 and NASCAR, please let me know and I'll edit my post because we only watch races to see the crashes.
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Isle of Man TT is pretty nasty, some reason can't find any good videos that don't require an age sign in. Hasn't been a death in F1 in many years, if open wheel carnage is your thing, INDY is where it's at.
 
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