🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Lemmingwise]

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Might be worth putting on the front page @Null

 

[Homer Simpson]

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I can't bring myself to hate chris. As much as a scumbag as he seems to be, he has some sort of natural charm to him.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Might be worth putting on the front page @Null

Again, it's a funny clip, but it's inorganic, because Cameo

 

[Psicopax]

Spoiler: Recreating History

 

[Cow Poly]

Basically Kraut says that ER will eventually (if not now) run afoul of a mentally ill roastie that won’t appreciate contorting, stapling and sliding the gunt into uncomfortable angles so he can make daddy-issue flavored cummies ... and he will get #metoo’d. He also has an extensive collection of gunt memes that he would like to develop into a hit piece on ER. He goes on to say that he would like to outlive ER so he can shit on Ralph’s grave.

pretty fucking based.

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oh almost forgot... Kraut said that either Gator or Randbot is trying to gayop/catfish him using fake discord and FB accounts ... “very transparent.” Possibly for dick pics and/or to create drama since the show has no legitimate content rn.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Behold, Ralph's daughter has made her daddy a meal:

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Everything about this post is pure kino, he adds so much unnecessary prestige to this post. A Los Angeles recipe ok sure, that doesn't fucking exist also she's from Northern California and last I checked Los Angeles was in Southern California, but we are dealing with someone from the West Memphis Arkansas education system so we should be nice to him. I also like the paper plates that this "meal" is on, the low quality potato chips on the plates, and the knife on the cutting board really makes this photo for me, I wonder if Faith has used it to cut herself with it yet? Honestly this is one of the worst food brag posts I've ever seen, not even DSP's soulmaid Kat was this bad on her first meal attempt:

Spoiler: DSP's Soulmaid comparison

I think Ralph in reality has been trying to emulate the true King of Hate DSP but the gunt can't hold a candle to the sheer power of the gout.

 

[Vetti]

Behold, Ralph's daughter has made her daddy a meal:
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Everything about this post is pure kino, he adds so much unnecessary prestige to this post. A Los Angeles recipe ok sure, that doesn't fucking exist also she's from Northern California and last I checked Los Angeles was in Southern California, but we are dealing with someone from the West Memphis Arkansas education system so we should be nice to him. I also like the paper plates that this "meal" is on, the low quality potato chips on the plates, and the knife on the cutting board really makes this photo for me, I wonder if Faith has used it to cut herself with it yet? Honestly this is one of the worst food brag posts I've ever seen, not even DSP's soulmaid Kat was this bad on her first meal attempt:

Spoiler: DSP's Soulmaid comparison

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I think Ralph in reality has been trying to emulate the true King of Hate DSP but the gunt can't hold a candle to the sheer power of the gout.

This is like one step above bragging about eating PB&J.

 

[Psicopax]

Behold, Ralph's daughter has made her daddy a meal:
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Everything about this post is pure kino, he adds so much unnecessary prestige to this post. A Los Angeles recipe ok sure, that doesn't fucking exist also she's from Northern California and last I checked Los Angeles was in Southern California, but we are dealing with someone from the West Memphis Arkansas education system so we should be nice to him. I also like the paper plates that this "meal" is on, the low quality potato chips on the plates, and the knife on the cutting board really makes this photo for me, I wonder if Faith has used it to cut herself with it yet? Honestly this is one of the worst food brag posts I've ever seen, not even DSP's soulmaid Kat was this bad on her first meal attempt:

Spoiler: DSP's Soulmaid comparison

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I think Ralph in reality has been trying to emulate the true King of Hate DSP but the gunt can't hold a candle to the sheer power of the gout.

Listen i might not understand Southern cooking but where exactly is this "Salad"?

Is this the salad?

 

[MediocreMilt]

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Listen i might not understand Southern cooking but where exactly is this "Salad"?

Is this the salad?
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You're not wrong. Post is sad.

But the "salad" is supposed to be a chicken filling with tasty goop. Could be tasty if done right, but my bet is Faith mixed boiled chicken with mayo and called it a meal.

 

[Cow Poly]

Behold, Ralph's daughter has made her daddy a meal:
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Tweet | Archive

Everything about this post is pure kino, he adds so much unnecessary prestige to this post. A Los Angeles recipe ok sure, that doesn't fucking exist also she's from Northern California and last I checked Los Angeles was in Southern California, but we are dealing with someone from the West Memphis Arkansas education system so we should be nice to him. I also like the paper plates that this "meal" is on, the low quality potato chips on the plates, and the knife on the cutting board really makes this photo for me, I wonder if Faith has used it to cut herself with it yet? Honestly this is one of the worst food brag posts I've ever seen, not even DSP's soulmaid Kat was this bad on her first meal attempt:

Spoiler: DSP's Soulmaid comparison

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I think Ralph in reality has been trying to emulate the true King of Hate DSP but the gunt can't hold a candle to the sheer power of the gout.

I can’t figure out if he thought tweeting this out was like saying “UwU I’m so grateful for the Sammy from my new gf UwU” -or- if it was like saying “I’m epically pwning the incels by showing them I got a hot bitch that made me a Sammy”
Could be both or either, the only truth I find is that Ralph is a lolcow who always thinks he’s gonna get but instead he got got.
What a disaster!

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

The Ralph retort is truly the TNA of the anti sjw community, they always in dire needs and they get a massive boost for about 3 weeks before shitting the bed. I don't how many lives ralog has because he's been in like 4 public meltdowns so far? This new fetching girl is a metoo accusation waiting to happen.

 

[culk]

You're not wrong. Post is sad.

But the "salad" is supposed to be a chicken filling with tasty goop. Could be tasty if done right, but my bet is Faith mixed boiled chicken with mayo and called it a meal.

there is a 99% chance they used canned chicken

 

[MediocreMilt]

there is a 99% chance they used canned chicken

I uniornically didn't know that was a thing but all the pieces have fallen into place for me.

 

[High Tea]

Behold, Ralph's daughter has made her daddy a meal:
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Everything about this post is pure kino, he adds so much unnecessary prestige to this post. A Los Angeles recipe ok sure, that doesn't fucking exist also she's from Northern California and last I checked Los Angeles was in Southern California, but we are dealing with someone from the West Memphis Arkansas education system so we should be nice to him. I also like the paper plates that this "meal" is on, the low quality potato chips on the plates, and the knife on the cutting board really makes this photo for me, I wonder if Faith has used it to cut herself with it yet? Honestly this is one of the worst food brag posts I've ever seen, not even DSP's soulmaid Kat was this bad on her first meal attempt:

For her experience, this might be great Problem is, this isn't a social media quality food image. It looks sad in comparison in a feed, when it may be tasty. Put it on real plates at a set table with some veg on the side or something and drinks. Or do a closeup of the sandwich from the side, work those camera angles. If you want to make people jealous, make them jealous.

 

[Lemmingwise]

For her experience, this might be great Problem is, this isn't a social media quality food image. It looks sad in comparison in a feed, when it may be tasty. Put it on real plates at a set table with some veg on the side or something and drinks. Or do a closeup of the sandwich from the side, work those camera angles. If you want to make people jealous, make them jealous.

Lmao people are seriously hating because ralphamale isn't going out of his way to use inedible paint to make authentic homecooking look like something out of mcdonalds ad.


It probably tasted amazing. Best meal he ever had. Better than eating out of a trashcan and just as free!

 

[High Tea]

Lmao people are seriously hating because ralphamale isn't going out of his way to use inedible paint to make authentic homecooking look like something out of mcdonalds ad.
It probably tasted amazing. Best meal he ever had. Better than eating out of a trashcan and just as free!

You don't have to paint your food to make it look better If food wasn't a massive thing on social media no one would say anything about it. I said it probably tasted good, but if you are trying to make people jealous, do closeups or set the table or take a pic of you eating it or take a picture from the side or stack the chips differently, etc. That pic makes the food look sad when we could all be saying it looks delicious.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Behold, Ralph's daughter has made her daddy a meal:
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Everything about this post is pure kino, he adds so much unnecessary prestige to this post. A Los Angeles recipe ok sure, that doesn't fucking exist also she's from Northern California and last I checked Los Angeles was in Southern California, but we are dealing with someone from the West Memphis Arkansas education system so we should be nice to him. I also like the paper plates that this "meal" is on, the low quality potato chips on the plates, and the knife on the cutting board really makes this photo for me, I wonder if Faith has used it to cut herself with it yet? Honestly this is one of the worst food brag posts I've ever seen, not even DSP's soulmaid Kat was this bad on her first meal attempt:

Spoiler: DSP's Soulmaid comparison

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I think Ralph in reality has been trying to emulate the true King of Hate DSP but the gunt can't hold a candle to the sheer power of the gout.

Fucking hell that food! That isn't even peasant fair, that is Walmart peasant fair, that is made by Jake Scafani tier cuisine. Fucking trash diving seagulls eat better looking food, that food is haram.

Whenever Ralph flexes on what money he makes, going to LA, having a certain size audience, banging teenagers etc. remember that the man eats this type of food and loves it.

Lmao people are seriously hating because ralphamale isn't going out of his way to use inedible paint to make authentic homecooking look like something out of mcdonalds ad.


It probably tasted amazing. Best meal he ever had. Better than eating out of a trashcan and just as free!

The presentation of that food is the least of my issues with it. It seriously looks like something that would taste better when you inevitably throw it back up.

 

[Famke Slamssen]

Are those paper plates? I don't know if it would be trashier to be eating on paper plates at home or owning ceramic plates with that type of pattern on them.

I was never really exposed to white trash during my upbringing, but I feel like just checking this thread every few days catches me up to people who lived a lifetime in a trailer park.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Are those paper plates? I don't know if it would be trashier to be eating on paper plates at home or owning ceramic plates with that type of pattern on them.

They are paper plates from Walmart, they're currently on clearance for $1.50 for 45 plates so Ralph got a great deal on them!

 

[Secret Asshole]

She used to be basically a Ralph and Andy sort of ally, clipping their shows. From what I gather things started going south after Tea Clips clipped some PPP content. Also she didn't clip certain things Ralph wanted. And the whole Andy dm thing. So it seems like they thought she was their clipper, to make their shows look good, when in fact, she clips what she wants. So they started making fun of her and things have gone down hill ever since.

How much of a petty, ridiculous faggot do you have to be to go apeshit over a fucking clip channel. Jesus fucking christ, how insecure are you? Lord.