🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Null]

One of the many benefits of dating non-psychologically damaged women your own age is that they know how to cook.

 

[Twinkie]

You don't have to be old to know how to cook. Clearly this girl has no home training

 

[Secret Asshole]

One of the many benefits of dating non-psychologically damaged women your own age is that they know how to cook.

Honestly, just what do you even have in common with someone who was so young that 9/11 and 2008 financial meltdown barely register? Like major events that shaped my entire life are nothing but blips on the radar to someone that young. There's just no connection there and obviously not a good foundation for a relationship.

Yeah, 2020 you got COVID and BLM riots, but those were nothing compared to 2001 and 2008 respectively. She's not even in college or starting her life. Not to mention you know you've got massive branding problems and you're going to hit this young girl with all of that when she's just starting out in life in this ultra militant PC environment when you've been basically exiled to a Chinese lemon farm platform for just how radioactive you are? She can't possibly understand what that means for her future.

Its just creepy to me. When you're out of college (Or in your 20s), dating a girl just out of high school is just...why? Your life experiences, even over those 4 years are so drastically different. Like you're going to be looking for work while she's attending classes. Again, its just not a stable relationship base.

I know I'm going to get bombarded with 'HURRR VIRGIN', but I've had enough experiences dating sociopaths to know when you're basically handicapping someone's life. High School Graduate, non-college student? Can't even fathom doing that. You still have all that baggage from High School, don't understand the world and are forced to work around a really weird relationship during probably one of the most chaotic times in your life, a complete upheaval of what you know and are used to. Unless you're really emotionally mature and stable (show me an 18 year old girl that's emotionally stable enough for that and I'll show you a billion dollar Sonichu novel), that's going to be a fucking bitch. Just because she's 18 doesn't mean she's capable of handling all of that. But hey, all that matters is she's legal right?

So "JERSH YUR DICK DOESN'T WORK LOLZ" is not equivalent to being a morally repulsive human being.

 

[Dell Conagher]

One of the many benefits of dating non-psychologically damaged women your own age is that they know how to cook.

hell they can still be a little damaged and theyll know how to cook. because theyve had the life experience. the army does not trust an 18 year old to feed itself, why should you

 

[Nigella]

Lol did Ralph really think someone called Abramson was going to let him on the Spotify scheme

Also, I like how Ralph thought it was a smart idea to email Spotify and draw attention to his show. Now he is off everything, zencast and apple just follow spotify's example.

Also, kraut's recent discord messages include some interesting people (bronxblogger, ianmileschung. vampcandy, (im assuming jarbo isnt actually jarbo) )
When you make enemies like Ralph has, I can imagine the feeding frenzy

 

[jimmyskidmark]

If Chris Hansen, the eternal grifter, gets involved in this shit, we'll get the weirdest crossover.

It would be the most kino 3rd act in the history of autism: Ethan and the basketcase break up. Basketcase spills the tea 'ooh he groooooooomed me.' Hansen goes to Ethans house for an ambush interview livestream. Ethan bursts out of the weird side door that all southern homes seem to have. Ethan attacks chris hansen and beats him to death on livestream. The next day bumfuckPD SWATS eathens home. Only to find him dead. OD'd on his mothers pain pills.

Rather MacBethian, if youve never read MacBeth.

 

[Psicopax]

You're not wrong. Post is sad.

But the "salad" is supposed to be a chicken filling with tasty goop. Could be tasty if done right, but my bet is Faith mixed boiled chicken with mayo and called it a meal.

I wonder if it’s the Mayo, boiled soggy chicken, low quality bread or the chips that is the “LOS ANGELES ” recipe twist.

And yeah my bad I sorta expected there to be something green in all the brown and I could only see soggy chicken spilling out of that bread so i didn’t know if it was some sort of meta southern salad joke that the chips was the salad.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

It’d be kino if PPP & godwinson got her ex-bf or even her father on for an interview

Has there been any confirmation of faith being sexually abused? Usually children like her are very skilled at oversharing. On a completely unrelated note, will we be seeing crazy-eyes starting an Onlyfans? Somebody in that household is going to need to start bringing in some actual income.

One of the many benefits of dating non-psychologically damaged women your own age is that they know how to cook.

STOP BEING SO JEALOUS! YOU WISH YOU HAD A HOT 18 YEAR OLD GIRL CALLING YOU DADDY AND CRYING DURING SEX

 

[Null]

Prediction: Within the next 48 hours, Ralph will post a 4/10 dinner picture to prove us all wrong, because this offense cannot go unanswered.

 

[Bob Barker]

Prediction: Within the next 48 hours, Ralph will post a 4/10 dinner picture to prove us all wrong, because this offense cannot go unanswered.

Prediction: Ralph will wait exactly 49 hours after this post before mentioning food again just to spite Josh.

 

[Null]

Prediction: Ralph will wait exactly 49 hours after this post before mentioning food again just to spite Josh.

Hard call. If he doesn't answer the Food Question, his followers will assume he is fucking a retard who can't cobble together a half-decent meal. If he does answer the Food Question, he proves he is hideously insecure about even his girlfriend's sandwich. Which is the most petty?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Hard call. If he doesn't answer the Food Question, his followers will assume he is fucking a retard who can't cobble together a half-decent meal. If he does answer the Food Question, he proves he is hideously insecure about even his girlfriend's sandwich. Which is the most petty?

Both are equally as petty, though I predict he will wait three days and post a 10/10 meal that was gotten from the local hole in the wall.

 

[ClipBitch]

The chad nora meal. https://archive.vn/3ATOI


The virgin faith meal.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Which one you think preferred the chicken salad sandwich with toasted bread?

 

[William Tell Underpass]

Is there some internet law that says every time you say 'I live rent free inside your head' it is really the opposite?
Because I swear Ralph says he lives in Null's head every other day.

 

[beautiful person]

Fucking hell that food! That isn't even peasant fair, that is Walmart peasant fair, that is made by Jake Scafani tier cuisine. Fucking trash diving seagulls eat better looking food, that food is haram.

Whenever Ralph flexes on what money he makes, going to LA, having a certain size audience, banging teenagers etc. remember that the man eats this type of food and loves it.



The presentation of that food is the least of my issues with it. It seriously looks like something that would taste better when you inevitably throw it back up.

I don't think the sandwich looks disgusting, per se. Just very boring and kind of depressing. Cold tuna chicken sandwich with a handful of jumbo-bag generic potato chips on the side. Like an American public school lunch or something you'd expect a lonely bachelor to whip up for himself. It was sweet of the girl to do, but not anything to brag about. Especially for a guy halfway through his 30s.

 

[All becomes gunt]

@ClipBitch I can't believe how poetic this is, even Faith's meals scream daddy issues. All that "sandwich" is missing is fuck me tattoos a collar and nose piercings.

 

[beautiful person]

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It honestly looks like Ralph is spying on himself.

 

[William Tell Underpass]

I don't think the sandwich looks disgusting, per se. Just very boring and kind of depressing. Cold tuna chicken sandwich with a handful of jumbo-bag generic potato chips on the side. Like an American public school lunch or something you'd expect a lonely bachelor to whip up for himself. It was sweet of the girl to do, but not anything to brag about. Especially for a guy halfway through his 30s.

You are right, its not the fact that its a low effort bit of food, everyone has plenty of those days.
Its not even the fact that Ralph is so very plugged in to social media that he would post his after work meal.

Aftershow chicken salad sandwiches with a LOS ANGELES recipe, courtesy of Faith!

It is the fact that his tweet smells of desperation.

Much like his relationship, the sandwich, while good enough to finish off the day, and whats her name probably worked really hard to get it to him just as he finished.
It requires positive reinforcement from his internet support network.

 

[All becomes gunt]

You are right, its not the fact that its a low effort bit of food, everyone has plenty of those days.
Its not even the fact that Ralph is so very plugged in to social media that he would post his after work meal.


It is the fact that his tweet smells of desperation.

Much like his relationship, the sandwich, while good enough to finish off the day, and whats her name probably worked really hard to get it to him just as he finished.
It requires positive reinforcement from his internet support network.

Even as low effort food this sandwich can't hit the bar, however the grizzled hanging flesh of jcaesar187 has become fully sentient, it has taken a mind of it's own and it cares not on what it feeds but that it feeds. Kitava's spirit lies within and the ravening hunger of The Insatiable shall never be sated.