Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Charlie Delicious]

"no spice tolerance"

White
As
Fuck

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

A Becky story in two parts.

The setup:

Aaaaand the punchline:

 

[Dante Alighieri]

>Popeyes
>Spice tolerance

Bitch it's not spicy at all.

 

[Water-T]

LOL. Popeye's beans and rice are shit. Bojangles' spicy red beans and rice are the real MVP.

 

[Pargon]

Every time she tweets that she's going out for something frivolous I light another candle and sacrifice another goat to Lord Satan in the hopes that this, finally, will be the time she catches the coof, all because she just had to indulge some impulse, and at this point I'm running out of goats.

What good is the sale of my immortal soul when I can't even give one basic white bitch 21st Century TB?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Looks like Becca has some blood pressure issues from her recent weight gain, and has active monitoring equipment with her.

97 is a fairly high diastolic (second number) pressure to have as your "typical" resting BP. It's considered independent diastolic hypertension and carries a lot of the same risks as if both numbers are elevated.

Hey, actually, this might solve one of Becky's medical mysteries:

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/06/well/family/high-blood-pressure-pregnancy-loss-miscarriage-hypertension.html

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Looks like Becca has some blood pressure issues from her recent weight gain, and has active monitoring equipment with her.

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97 is a fairly high diastolic (second number) pressure to have as your "typical" resting BP. It's considered independent diastolic hypertension and carries a lot of the same risks as if both numbers are elevated.

Hey, actually, this might solve one of Becky's medical mysteries:

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/06/well/family/high-blood-pressure-pregnancy-loss-miscarriage-hypertension.html

Becky, high strung and high blood pressure? Who would've thought!

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

Yeah, this kind of abusive relationship is common enough that I reckon a non-zero number of readers here can sympathize.

At first, if you're not really experienced in relationships, you think it's your fault. You start tip-toeing through life thinking if you just learn to do the right things and say the right things, everything will be fine. I tend to think this is the stage Jackson is stuck at, to some degree or another, because IIRC Becky popped his cherry in college and he's never known any other way of living with a woman. That and he's legally chained to her and all the rest of it. A close friend of mine married a Bex-level psycho under similar circumstances (geeky guy, probably still a virgin, hooked while he was still in school) and didn't leave until nearly 20 years later.

Eventually, of course, most of us realize when dealing with a person like Becky is that they don't lash out because you did one thing or another. They lash out because they want to lash out, and the justification is whatever happens to be handy at the moment. That's when you get out and take whatever lumps you've gotta take, because even if they're going to tell God knows what tall tales and cause trouble with your mutual friends and so on, the short term pain beats the long term.

This is what makes Daniel so fascinating to me, because he should have gotten to that point long ago. He wasn't a babe in the woods like Jackson. He can't have signed on for the life he's living now when they first got together. The whole reason you fuck a married woman, in the open or on the sly, is because you don't have to move in with her. I'd let the crazy woman cry rape all day long rather than spend a minute stuck in a confined space with Becky. And yet the saga continues.

Although many have already said it before and it's kinda reducing it to a simple thing, just by lookinh Daniel and Cuckson you can see what type of guys they are. To quote another guy in the thread, the choice is either between a Child molester looking dude or a fat gross neckbeard. Getting any pussy is probably an accomplishment for them. Granted Becky probably doesn't fuck any of them but still she just seem like someone who would at least give them some (or used to) attention.

And while it's true it's the definition of an abusive relationship, Cuckson and Daniel are just so pathetic I feel nothing for them. If anything I feel bad for Mami and Papi. Legit I'm curious about them, did they contribute to Beckys insanity or is it just her natural cuntiness? Becky is kinda fascinating in a way on just how much of an insufferable bitch she is. I'd easily say she's in the top 5 cunts of the whole farms.

 

[Laplace's Demon]

Looks like Becca has some blood pressure issues from her recent weight gain, and has active monitoring equipment with her.
Hey, actually, this might solve one of Becky's medical mysteries.

It also explains why we keep hearing Becky moan about her "fatphobic" mami "abusing" her by suggesting she could make some healthier lifestyle choices. Becky's probably had health problems from being obese for a while now and, like a typical narcissist, she can't accept any criticism.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

And while it's true it's the definition of an abusive relationship, Cuckson and Daniel are just so pathetic I feel nothing for them. If anything I feel bad for Mami and Papi. Legit I'm curious about them, did they contribute to Beckys insanity or is it just her natural cuntiness? Becky is kinda fascinating in a way on just how much of an insufferable bitch she is. I'd easily say she's in the top 5 cunts of the whole farms.

Mami and Papi I think have a little responsibility for how things turned out. Hiding the truth of her adoption till her 30's was a terrible move on their part. They should of been honest with her about that when she was old enough to understand it. They also seem to have more money than sense in some regards. They showered Bex in gifts from the day they brought her home - though, at least on Mami's part, it seems that there were accepted interests for Bex and ones they tried to discourage in the hopes of leading her to more "socially acceptable" habits for a girl.

A lot of their interactions seem to revolve around bribed holidays or promise of money aid or mami trying to direct Bex towards how she thinks she should be living. As much as anyone might agree with Mami, it's her kids life - and to some degree it should of stopped being a massive concern from the day Bex moved out. But Bex also lets it continue by complaining about Mami doing this, and then accepting the money/holidays/gifts that give her leeway to fuss or try to direct Bex's life again.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Becky thinks she can be a hot geeky giggling camwhore. Much like Madeline Mcann, girl is mis-taken.

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She didnt get enough attention for bringing back biomom so it's the Return of Trashman/Imaginary Twitter Boyfriend!

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And and and ... Becky is confusing what is probably people gently suggesting she undertake some sort of gainful employ with enforced monetization of her great talents and passions. (Could the boys be rising up?)

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Happy birthday Becky, never change.

Becky has an "open door policy?" More like an "open legs policy." Close your snatch you fat whore.

She's like a nasty, aggressive little yappy dog that drives away all of the owners friends. Even when there's no one left, they'll still be a nasty, aggressive yappy little pain in the ass to the owners.

Which is funny, given her rat dog Kaylee is also an aggressive little yappy breed.

mad at k*wif*rms and cloudflare:
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Lol die mad, slampig.

I also can't believe the most tightly-wound high-strung bitch on the planet has high blood pressure. I'm shocked. Shocked, I say.

Also stop eating like shit & lose some weight, that helps too.

 

[Spidersforfriends]

An absolute abundance of Becky today, almost too much to choose from but all worthy of a giggle.

Becky sees herself in this story as taking ultimate revenge on the big bad bully but mainly makes herself look life an insane, negligent idiot.



"Sometimes". Ok, Becka.



She 'closes her DMs' from this terrifying encounter with what seems to be one of the most polite "stalkers" on record.




Miss Independance has a big moment.



Goes "viral"



From rewording a Jim Sterling Tweet



And this... which almost defies explanation.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

"Film industry background"

Interesting choice to describe data entry, but ok.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It also explains why we keep hearing Becky moan about her "fatphobic" mami "abusing" her by suggesting she could make some healthier lifestyle choices. Becky's probably had health problems from being obese for a while now and, like a typical narcissist, she can't accept any criticism.

If she’s even getting criticism. She never posts anything proving that these abusive conversations happen, except for maybe a very cropped and ambiguous screenshot. I think the reality is that, as we can see, she’s transitioned from “curvy” to “just plain fat” and it bothers her. But she won’t lose weight or accept responsibility, so she goes on the offensive - casts herself as the victim. She tends to do so in such a way as to leave the question of whether she actually is fat ambiguous. It’s never, say, Trashman or one of the cucks saying she’s fat - never think she’s not still irresistible to men. It’s Mami calling her fat, which means it’s probably not true, but Becky’s still upset about it (asspats pls).

An absolute abundance of Becky today, almost too much to choose from but all worthy of a giggle.

Becky sees herself in this story as taking ultimate revenge on the big bad bully but mainly makes herself look life an insane, negligent idiot.

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That’s a pretty good way to get fired yeah. At the very least, you risk disrupting the performance because the actor is thrown. At worst, the actor gets injured and the theatre gets in a shitload of trouble because there were inadequate safety precautions.

 

[AnOminous]

And this... which almost defies explanation.

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Who has ever in the history of the world accused this absolutely repulsive cunt of being "cheerful" in any way.

 

[Kosher Salt]

She 'closes her DMs' from this terrifying encounter with what seems to be one of the most polite "stalkers" on record.

Ok Becky.

For those who avoid the Twitter hellhole, you basically have to go out of your way to even see DMs from people you don't either follow or DM already. Even if your DMs are "open," Twitter automatically filters them into a "Message requests" folder... it'll have a notification bubble to indicate there's something in there, but if you don't click it you won't ever see who's tried to message you or what they've said.

Becky's just being dramatic to get attention, as usual.

 

[Tanner Glass]

And this... which almost defies explanation.

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It doesn't defy explanation - it's really straightforward.

"I'm extremely privileged (well off, white, intentionally unemployed) but I'm woke so it doesn't count and if you say it counts you're double privileged."

She then suggests her "cheerful" and "joking" twitter persona (which no one thinks she's cheerful, where is she getting that from?) isn't the "real" her and that we don't know the "real" her.

We do though, because constantly posts that shit on social media and has done so for years. Most underprivileged people don't have $2,000 lightsabre collections or constantly take $4,000+ vacations multiple times a year. They also don't get to decide "I think I'm done with work for a while - I'm going to get really high and hang out with my dog instead".

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Becky thinks she doesn't monologue about her childhood? Becky Gerber?

What the actual fuck? I know so many contradictory stories about this woman's childhood it's impossible to keep them straight. She monologues about every possible pop culture phenomenon she absorbed alongside her parents and talks about how each one was deeply meaningful, and when she hates her parents she loves to bring randos from her childhood into elaborate monologues about how when her parents didn't understand, this one special person did.

 

[Pargon]

An absolute abundance of Becky today, almost too much to choose from but all worthy of a giggle.

Becky sees herself in this story as taking ultimate revenge on the big bad bully but mainly makes herself look life an insane, negligent idiot.

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"Sometimes". Ok, Becka.

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She 'closes her DMs' from this terrifying encounter with what seems to be one of the most polite "stalkers" on record.

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Miss Independance has a big moment.

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Goes "viral"

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From rewording a Jim Sterling Tweet

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And this... which almost defies explanation.

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"I've *never* done anything just for myself"

And there I am, MATI again. This bitch.

Someone DM me if something interesting (read: catastrophic) happens. I can't stand her and her humblebragging self-aggrandizement covering for her selfishness.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"I've *never* done anything just for myself"

And there I am, MATI again. This bitch.

Someone DM me if something interesting (read: catastrophic) happens. I can't stand her and her humblebragging self-aggrandizement covering for her selfishness.

Possibly she means “because I get other people to do it for me.”