Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 2: THE RECKONING)

[Ancani]

Welp, I officially feel like an idiot for ever telling him a fucking thing.

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

Welp, I officially feel like an idiot for ever telling him a fucking thing.

Then drink the required amount of coffee it takes to travel back in time and tell him to fuck off instead. If that isn't an option, go easy on yourself. This isn't your fault and nothing you could have done would have made him not be a sick, stalking fuck. We got ya.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

Welp, I officially feel like an idiot for ever telling him a fucking thing.

Eh, don't. Not many people even know how easy it is. I'm careful about saying where I'm from (my ISP says Gonzales, but the truth is, I'm far away), I have at least six different e-mail addresses and two phone numbers. Sometimes it's also a good idea to get an IP address from a provider a distance away and so forth. Or a good proxy.

That's, literally, how much effort you have to go through to keep your identity private.

Me? I, honestly, don't care. I have all those emails because of various games I've played and I wanted to spread out the spam.

Best tips for you: First name only, general county - never a city. If you're above 18, it doesn't matter how much older you say you are, and so forth. Avoid chat sites, don't get too close to anyone (it's easy for someone to pretend to be someone else online), and if they start trying to pry more information out of you (birthday, etc.), be wary of them. The more they try to ask and know, the more suspicious you should be.

Also, if you -ever- want to give your information out, make sure you trust said person completely or have known them for a long enough period to predict what they'll do.

 

[Red_Rager]

Welp, I officially feel like an idiot for ever telling him a fucking thing.

Retrospect is always 20/20, there are always things that could be done differently. He made the decision to stalk you and if it wasn't you he got attached to then it would have been someone else. This is not your fault, he made the decision to put the pieces together. Do not take responsibility for his actions toward you.

 

[LordCustos3]

Eh, don't. Not many people even know how easy it is. I'm careful about saying where I'm from (my ISP says Gonzales, but the truth is, I'm far away), I have at least six different e-mail addresses and two phone numbers. Sometimes it's also a good idea to get an IP address from a provider a distance away and so forth. Or a good proxy.

That's, literally, how much effort you have to go through to keep your identity private.

Me? I, honestly, don't care. I have all those emails because of various games I've played and I wanted to spread out the spam.

Best tips for you: First name only, general county - never a city. If you're above 18, it doesn't matter how much older you say you are, and so forth. Avoid chat sites, don't get too close to anyone (it's easy for someone to pretend to be someone else online), and if they start trying to pry more information out of you (birthday, etc.), be wary of them. The more they try to ask and know, the more suspicious you should be.

Also, if you -ever- want to give your information out, make sure you trust said person completely or have known them for a long enough period to predict what they'll do.

People used to think that I was being paranoid or duplicitous when I would set up "alternate identities" for dealing with the Internet. Haha, jokes on them. It came in super handy whenever some smarmy fuckstick on YouTube thought he could intimidate me by "doxing" an imaginary "real name" and a non-existent "land address". Dude was probably dumb enough to call that phone number with a 555 prefix.
Really makes it easy to filter out junk mail in my mailbox/spam in my email inbox: anyone looking for "Chuck" or "Eduardo" is automatically thrown in the fireplace/dumped into spam detector folder.
It also warms the cockles of my heart to think that some automated system keeps sending junk mail to the dead letter office in Tupelo. All of it addressed to:
E. Presley
300 Spinout Clambake Speedway
Tupelo, Mississippi 38801

Hint: The trick is to make sure the zip code and the city are real and they match, everything else could be utter bullshit.
Case in point, everything in the following address is bullshit except the last line:
Chuck Xavier
c/o Xavier School for the Gifted
6606 Greymalkin Lane
Salem Center, New York 10560

 

[tomgirl4life]

People used to think that I was being paranoid or duplicitous when I would set up "alternate identities" for dealing with the Internet. Haha, jokes on them. It came in super handy whenever some smarmy fuckstick on YouTube thought he could intimidate me by "doxing" an imaginary "real name" and a non-existent "land address". Dude was probably dumb enough to call that phone number with a 555 prefix.
Really makes it easy to filter out junk mail in my mailbox/spam in my email inbox: anyone looking for "Chuck" or "Eduardo" is automatically thrown in the fireplace/dumped into spam detector folder.
It also warms the cockles of my heart to think that some automated system keeps sending junk mail to the dead letter office in Tupelo. All of it addressed to:
E. Presley
300 Spinout Clambake Speedway
Tupelo, Mississippi 38801

Hint: The trick is to make sure the zip code and the city are real and they match, everything else could be utter bullshit.
Case in point, everything in the following address is bullshit except the last line:
Chuck Xavier
c/o Xavier School for the Gifted
6606 Greymalkin Lane
Salem Center, New York 10560

Heh heh, I used to fill everything out online as Jim Nabors and give my high school's address. They're probably still getting Gomer Pyle's junk mail and porn some 15-odd years later.

Not trying to shit post, but if there's ever thread where that's appropriate it'll be a Nick Bate thread.

 

[Kilted Gentleman]

Heh heh, I used to fill everything out online as Jim Nabors and give my high school's address. They're probably still getting Gomer Pyle's junk mail and porn some 15-odd years later.

Not trying to shit post, but if there's ever thread where that's appropriate it'll be a Nick Bate thread.

I use my pet's names and a liquor store that burned down.

 

[Bluce Wee]

I use my old high school's zip code because it was so easy. Some places don't even check the city to the zip, just the state (first two digits of the zip).

Don't beat yourself up @Ancani. I was pretty stupid with my personal information when I was younger too, even attracting some creeper attention. My old house is probably still getting junk mail addressed to me because of the amount of places I signed up for with my real address who sold off my info.

 

[soIregistered]

300 Spinout Clambake Speedway

I love this. I just had to say, that's awesome.

Carry on.

 

[SolidusChris]

Kiwis can rest easy in the knowledge that Nick went to jail a few days before the trailer for his much anticipated Digimon Adventure Tri. And likely will never see it.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Kiwis can rest easy in the knowledge that Nick went to jail a few days before the trailer for his much anticipated Digimon Adventure Tri. And likely will never see it.

God bless America.

 

[AnOminous]

Kiwis can rest easy in the knowledge that Nick went to jail a few days before the trailer for his much anticipated Digimon Adventure Tri. And likely will never see it.

By the time he gets out, he may be old and it may be obsolete.

Also, think that every time a TMBG album comes out, he won't be listening to it. He also won't be able to call their Dial-a-Song because prison phone is a buck a minute or so.

I'm not sure of much else he likes, but whatever it is, he won't be liking it for a long time, if ever.

And the world is a slightly better place for it.

 

[Dan Abrams]

I was gonna post this earlier, is it normal for prisons to bill the sentenced inmates for their stay or is that a PA thing? If Nick ever gets out of the slammer will the state hand him a bill for however many years he was there?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

By the time he gets out, he may be old and it may be obsolete.

Also, think that every time a TMBG album comes out, he won't be listening to it. He also won't be able to call their Dial-a-Song because prison phone is a buck a minute or so.

I'm not sure of much else he likes, but whatever it is, he won't be liking it for a long time, if ever.

And the world is a slightly better place for it.

Homestarrunner is finally starting to update again, Nicky-boy will be missing out on that as well.

 

[AnOminous]

I was gonna post this earlier, is it normal for prisons to bill the sentenced inmates for their stay or is that a PA thing? If Nick ever gets out of the slammer will the state hand him a bill for however many years he was there?

I'm not sure how common it is, but it's an increasing trend as part of the general "tough on crime" bullshit. I'm also not sure if they stick you with a bill if you're impoverished and basically unemployable, as Nick is and will be even more upon getting out, assuming he does. It would be pretty much uncollectable anyway.

 

[AnOminous]

Looks like IA's Nick video is out.

Haven't watched it myself yet.

Grr, so far, calls him "Stroutzenberger" and "Nick Bates."

Oh, and not big on "trigger warnings," but Anna might be pissed off by seeing some of this garbage again.

 

[Gensdupays]

Looks like IA's Nick video is out.

Haven't watched it myself yet.

Grr, so far, calls him "Stroutzenberger" and "Nick Bates."

Oh, and not big on "trigger warnings," but Anna might be pissed off by seeing some of this garbage again.

IA has a history of mispronouncing things. I'm not sure if it's a running joke or what.

 

[Bassomatic]

I know Jim's thing is sarcasm but in case of Nick Bate, it's kinda crossing a line to even as a joke paint him as a good guy.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

I'm not sure how common it is, but it's an increasing trend as part of the general "tough on crime" bullshit. I'm also not sure if they stick you with a bill if you're impoverished and basically unemployable, as Nick is and will be even more upon getting out, assuming he does. It would be pretty much uncollectable anyway.

Look on the bright side! He could pay them in feces for all sorts of future hilarious adventures.

Such as, "Help, I'm Being Beaten With Night Sticks," "Mace Really Hurts," and "What Are You Doing With That Taser?"

 

[Functional Animal]

The following is me typing out my reactions to that video as they happen.

I never listened to him singing before the clip in that video. I felt like I was gonna throw up, no exaggeration. Hearing the chat logs read aloud was even worse. Something about hearing the story of Nick Bate spoken is worse than reading about it. Good god, the pillow and the picture of him in the dress... I was retching at the tweets about his sister.

Dear sweet godbear, he's about to start commentary on the video.

Edit: That was horrifying. I'm deleting my youtube and browser history because I never want to see that horror again.