Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Unog]

Its too bad Gavin needs that fucking spotlight too because while he is a great talking head,

Do you like Charlie Kirk too? Gavin's worse than Charlie Kirk.

 

[soy_king]

If you call dick out for lying about his past he will fall back on the inevitable "Dick Masterson is a character" defence

even though there is no discernable difference between dick's private life and his character.

I notice the does this the most during interviews with guests who aren't familiar with him. They get the impression that the obnoxious, alcoholic, pervert that is Dick Masterson is just some comedic creation.

"There is more truth in the mask we wear ... than in what is concealed beneath the mask."

He played with this when the private messages were leaked, he couldn't credibly say the 'real me' is a 'simp' though without ruining his 'persona'.
The reality though is that he is just a person who has mistaken ego for personality, and said ego is as inflated as his balls were when he let the furry inject them with silicone.

There is the same sense you get from Dick that you get from all of the people in his twitter circle; their entire life is their online persona, their friends are all trying to inflate their own online profile's. Its like a big homosexual crabbucket, where nothing exists outside of what might be funny to talk about on your platform. Does dick have hobbies other than drinking and trying to entertain people, even his piano playing is for other people's benefit. He comes across like the Stańczyk jester , when he is alone he is nothing


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Stancyk was an intelligent person who understood the threats to his country while his supposed betters were too busy being drunken hedonists. Somehow I dont think Dax fits that characterization.

 

[TadGhostal22]

I think @TadGhostal22 likes me and my posts on this thread
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No you are just autistic.

So prepare your autism stickers for the one subject I am autisticly doomed to keep looking into.
I think I understand how suspicion of money laundering and suspicion of online gambling was got Dax match listed.
Again, this is speculation and theory.

By happenstance I was watching a video about Besa Mafia (a fake hitman onion scam site) in the video I cam across this...

Bitcoin (and general crypto) tumbling services. Take amounts from one wallet and "tumble" it in to multiple smaller wallets so it is hard to trace back.

Dax in the past has Admitted to having an undisclosed amount of crypto. We also all know his "taxation is theft" attitude. Jesse of pod awful has claimed that he stole around $25k-$28k in bitcoin from BPITU (believe what you want about that accusation, in retrospect I believe it has far more weight now and Dax would intentionally leave crypto off the books and pocket it for himself despite saying SendOwl the service he used for distributing the bonus episodes accepted crypto as payment and some episodes were paid in crypto. Dax's accounting on the Reddit never shows crypto or reports expense of convertion and is instead already neatly converted into dollars). Running Bitcoin through a Bitcoin tumbler would be a way to keep the assets of bitcoin untaxed (important due to appreciation in value) and occasionally run the have donations funnel to himself. This could be why Dax is so insistant on a payment processor he has control of and is so butt hurt about the match list despite that it seems to have no effect on his ability to open something like a new processor like a SubscribeStar or affect current storefronts he has such as his merch shop.

If Dax was helping e-fwends receive laundered funds or Dax himself was cashing out his own assets through his own service, this could explain a lot. Dax has stated that in an argument he got into with banks about suspicion of money laundering they said it looked like a ton of little transactions to hide the source of payment. Dax says that isn't how money laundering work, but as we see in the clip that is EXACTLY how laundering through a Bitcoin tumbler works. This would also explain the bank shutting him down for suspicion of online gambling as untraceable money would look similar. A payment processor would be the perfect cover for something like this, and even if you weren't dumb enough to use fake info making sketchy donations, if you found sycophants dumb enough to not understand what they are doing legally and ask them to run donation stuff for you and stick to a script if they get asked questions because all they need is plausible deniability it suddenly makes a little more sense why Dax would purposely surround himself with retards that he white knights till the bitter end and actively seek low IQ individuals for his inner circle.

Dax is a self admitted sociopath, other than family he does not maintain friendships unless he has something to gain from it. Coach is his webhost admin. Larry works in the same marketing fields as Dax (my guess, referals), Kian represented 80's girl in some weird pro-bono but not pro-bono arrangement as his law firm is the only ad that has ever been on TDS and Kian gives some sort of spiel about the air time being compensation or some sort of jargon I am not gonna pretend I fully understand. Maddox was his free ticket to success. UCB were networking opportunities. He chose Marie Valenzuela over JLH (obvious not because of looks) since she is the eternal war trophy and seems to help indulge Dax in his predatory conquests that seem to be about not just the physical but weird psychological games he likes playing, while Jamie made it clear while she may be down for a threesome now and again she ultimately is a 1 man kinda gal. Even Sean is his audio engineer and Sean has admitted that while close there were periods they didn't speak (this is normal) than Dax would get in touch with him for some kind of venture be it the Dicktastics, audio engineering, or whatever. Sean and Dax also explained the reason they became friends is because Sean was older and could get Dax alcohol (and we know Dax is a self admitted alcoholic).

My guess is why you see some of these brainletts who no one likes keep popping up is Dax is using them for something. As Riley is a massive fuck up I doubt it's for computer skills in making youtube clips and being a spectacular booker. I would see it far more likely Dax would have Riley open some kind of crypto wallet under Riley's own info and either explicitely help Dax, or Dax would have access via some sort of password/backdoor deal he sets up and possibly programs himself. Again speculation, don't take as fact. Offer a mix of e-fame clout, troll shielding, cult of personality, & somewhat like Kian or another shady legal fwend smoothing it over explaining plausible deniability + script + NDA for "employment with the Dick Show" you have a mark willing to be a bitch.

Since so many factors are involved you can play around with a lot of things, shift narratives how you want by dropping massive superchats how you like under some anon youtube account that is random, make certain public accounts look larger than they really are, etc. I always said it looked odd how the relationship between TDS's patrons and revenue looked odd and almost like a user floor was in place. Again, I cannot prove this, but it becomes a plausible theory of abnormal amount of people throwing $1 in the Patreon despite getting not much of anything. This shows a trend of average per patron donation going down despite increased patrons. This also explains the strange inverse relation between listenership, social media engagement, and downloads going down but an increase in donors.

Dax said he had big plans for NP2. However given how shitty he ran the site, it seemed less like expansion was the goal. The tweets where Dax said "criminals welcome" do not age very well and explain why he may be courting certain people. When he doesn't get what he wants, well we are seeing how Dax is treating Joosh right now. Dax seems to be good at convincing low IQ people to do his dirty work for him and fight his battles. He even is good at spinning something as being fun for to be his personal army for, as Maddox was a masterful utilization of making it fun to troll someone who was going through a mid life crisis and pissed off show fans anyways. Not saying Maddox didn't deserve it, just pointing out how Dax convinced people to see things his way and complimenting his effectiveness.

I think this is the most plausible theory for NP2 getting stopped multiple times as well as my inflated Patreon theories that seem to hit brick walls. Funny thing is Dax could just be super private and claim people knowing how much you are worth is none of their business, but then he doesn't get to rub Maddox's nose in shit or use his big Patreon as a marketing tool when people talk about his show so of course he has to proudly display it out there. A Chinese bank would also be more willing to do the bear minimum for looking into anything like this. It also explains why Dax specifically is asking for repeals of money laundering patriot act laws.

I also think it's 100% in Dax's character to try and dodge taxes in some weird loophole way. We also do not know how Dax was holding money for NP2 other than bank accounts but he has said in the past "I am worried NP2 is gonna cost me my mortgage" when he was banking with chase and they shut him down for suspicion of online gambling.

I also don't believe the Discover de-platforming thing anymore. How much pull would Discover honestly have? Who is paying with Discover? Who even accepts Discover? It's a strange accusation that he can always have plausible deniability for because it was a cust service rep accidentally telling him this. Ya know, given all calls are recorded I'm surpised Dax doesn't record the calls, censor the sensitive info, then release them for proof. He has all the equipment to do it. He also did not have any interest in suing Discover, while he wants to sue the shit out of Mastercard and when he was originally let go from Chase wanted to sue Chase.

Again this is all theory and speculation of why money laundering suspicion shut down NP2. This should not be taken as anything more than speculation and my own opinions.

Edit to add one more thing:

Dax seem to not want to run shell corps to run a free speech processor. His reason being it would bring suspicion on him and make glow in the dark's look at him with more scrutiny. That is odd for someone who feigns transparency claiming it is only about free speech, but makes more sense when you consider he may not want some of his financial activities being looked into.

See? Autistic

 

[Unog]

No you are just autistic.

See? Autistic

It's autistic that he's complaining about stickers, but it's also autistic that you'd doublepost about his complaining about your autistic negrating with autistic stickers on his autistic posts.

Faggots, the both of you!

 

[instythot]

So Dick promised to set up the site, probably with as great a set up as np2, for clout. Gavin think it's not a one time deal, but that Dick offered to actually run and maintain the site for him. So instead of telling Gavin when he finished the site that he needed a person to maintain it, Dick said nothing. When Gavin noticed the site wasn't working correctly, he was understandably pissed. And instead of Dick saying 'My bad. We weren't on the same page. Sorry', Dick goes full twitter bashing. Sounds like this could have all been avoided with communication.

Come into it from Gavin's POV. Dick offered to lend a hand with providing an ongoing fundraising platform for a charity. Why on earth would Gavin think that Dick's involvement ends when he presses publish by default?

 

[soy_king]

Come into it from Gavin's POV. Dick offered to lend a hand with providing an ongoing fundraising platform for a charity. Why on earth would Gavin think that Dick's involvement ends when he presses publish by default?

Come into it from Dick's POV too. Fooling white druggies by providing them with an inferior product is an integral part of his cultural heritage.

 

[2021Murder]

Do you like Charlie Kirk too? Gavin's worse than Charlie Kirk.

his politics are shit. but Gavin is one of the few people that tried to built some sort of alt-media. I mainly like Gavin for his pre-2015 stuff and the fact that he actually is a decent writer,producer, and commentator. If you take poltiics out of the equation Gavin would be fun to hang with. Kirk is a faggot who still is a faggot once the politics drops. Turning Points is 100% everything everyone knows it is, and you could tell how faggoty it was by how they couldn't handle the Groypers,

 

[instythot]

his politics are shit. but Gavin is one of the few people that tried to built some sort of alt-media. I mainly like Gavin for his pre-2015 stuff and the fact that he actually is a decent writer,producer, and commentator. If you take poltiics out of the equation Gavin would be fun to hang with. Kirk is a faggot who still is a faggot once the politics drops. Turning Points is 100% everything everyone knows it is, and you could tell how faggoty it was by how they couldn't handle the Groypers,

Gavin is an actual living example of how Ryan "Randbot2020" Johnson sees himself: A drunk with retarded politics who is legitimately entertaining

 

[TadGhostal22]

It's autistic that he's complaining about stickers, but it's also autistic that you'd doublepost about his complaining about your autistic negrating with autistic stickers on his autistic posts.

Faggots, the both of you!
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Complaints about double posting is somehow more autistic. And kind of sad. I scan this thread on my lunch break and just autist his long ass posts to amuse myself.

Love you.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

It's autistic that he's complaining about stickers, but it's also autistic that you'd doublepost about his complaining about your autistic negrating with autistic stickers on his autistic posts.

Faggots, the both of you!
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I agree. The only reason I brought it up is well.... @TadGhostal22 waits specifically to see what I wrote just to hit autistic on everything. I try to see the humor in a guy so butt hurt by what I post he makes special note to stop into whenever I post here and hit autistic because he is upset I hurt his e-daddy. Literally single minutes apart.

Reminds me of a seething Redditor just waiting to hit downvote.

Stickers are a good way to determine where someone lies on issues and how neutral they are. I honestly don't care if I get dog piled with angry stickers, but I find it funny after 100 pages back people kept trying to call me out specifically and after that didn't go how they wanted it's angry sticker posts and butt hurt. Check any other thread I post in and I never do that and often tell people bragging about stickers that it's dumb.

Then again people may not find the same things I find funny or find it note worthy but it amuses me.

 

[Unog]

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It's a retard star. @TadGhostal22 gets it.

 

[soy_king]

It's a retard star. @TadGhostal22 gets it.

Doesnt stop him from being a retatd though.

 

[Nigella]

 

[Sgt. Pinback]

IDK if this has been mentioned anywhere else. but has anybody else noticed that when Dax is on The Dick Show, he sounds quite different than when he appears on other podcasts, like when he's on Nicky Racket's for example?

It sounds to my ears like they use some kind of pitch down/voice deepening/timbre thickening audio plugin on Dax's voice, because he always really sounds like a whiny faggot when he's not on his own show, especially when he does that horrible fake forced laugh, the one where he holds the mic boom arm while he's doing it. You know which laugh I mean?

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

That’s likely due to Sean the audio engineer. So it’s going to be higher quality audio when he’s involved.

 

[Sgt. Pinback]

That’s likely due to Sean the audio engineer. So it’s going to be higher quality audio when he’s involved.

But Dax was always phoning it in from wherever he was, so any equipment used would be his - doesn't his show cast from his laundry room at home?

When he's on Racket's stream for example, it would just be Dax's audio being rebroadcast and have nothing to do with the quality of Nick's audio gear.

 

[fuzakeru na]

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can anyone please tell me why he failed at being a comedian? anyone? anyone?

 

[Sgt. Pinback]

can anyone please tell me why he failed at being a comedian? anyone? anyone?

Err, wasn't it 'personal and creative differences'?

 

[soy_king]

can anyone please tell me why he failed at being a comedian? anyone? anyone?

How dare you sir! Don't you know he was both Gaston for generic nerd podcast and naked Gandalf at UCB? Clearly he achieved the pinnacles of comedic success.

 

[fuzakeru na]

Err, wasn't it 'personal and creative differences'?

he's just such a good comedian he's now about to raise 5 million USD to start up his own bank. To help fund other censored 'comedians' out of the goodness of his heart.
I'm almost positive the reason he has long hair now but was balding in his 20's is because he got hair plugs and doesn't want to give it up. It looks fucking ridiculous.