Most autistic things you own

[Kulee Baba]

I have a 300$ Caligula coin. He's my favourite emperor. I went to a coin show for shits and giggles, I saw it and figured "eh, fuck it".

You mean an antique coin? That will be two millennia old in several decades. How the hell is that autistic that's cool.

 

[AmarettoPie]

A box large enough to comfortably fit a sitting adult human, full of shiny and sparkly shit. Keychain decorations, Christmas decorations, incredibly fake jewelry, broken/discarded real jewelry, glass/crystal/whatever-the-fuck doorknobs, borax crystals, fake flowers with glitter on them, glittery wrapping paper, glitter...

Shut up. I don't have a hoarding problem; I'm a trash dragon.

Seriously, though, I need some shelves, but a lifetime of being a poorfag makes me cringe at the price of furniture that isn't made of cardboard. Thinking about getting a bunch of those non-damaging hooks and such to hang things on the walls. I actually have space to decorate now! Holy shit!

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I hoard toys I find neat (have a lot of chinashit as a result) , so I am at loss of what to declare the MOST autistic, but, if anything, it's a column of assorted soft drink cans, which I started gathering to use as elevation points for said toys, but eventually just left be any nice-looking ones, so now it's occupying the space between two cabinets, looking dumb and shiny.

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

Little Mac and Wario amiibo.

 

[Ligoskj]

A CD rom with a bunch of internet junk from the early 2000s. 80% of the files are stupid flash cartoons and games from that era.

 

[BOONES]

Every borderlands, gifted copies of sjw trash from friends as a gag gift, 4 copies of far cry 3, and finally the most autistic of all Bad Rats.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

A CD rom with a bunch of internet junk from the early 2000s. 80% of the files are stupid flash cartoons and games from that era.

Can you please make a copy and upload it somewhere? I looove that stuff. I never was online before 2008, and so, missed the entire era.

 

[Ligoskj]

Can you please make a copy and upload it somewhere? I looove that stuff. I never was online before 2008, and so, missed the entire era.

Sure, I will make an ISO file tomorrow.

 

[Distant Stare]

I spent 500 dollars on body armor, and am making my own ballistic helmet with a heads up display. I am exercising daily. With luck I will get into DIY gene therapy.

My face when I am turning myself into a halo SPARTAN II

 

[Sangria]

A starry-eyed Cinnamoroll plush a friend got me for my birthday. Turns out it was only available in Japanese claw machines for a very limited time, and as such fetches $50-70+ on the secondhand market, so if I ever need some cash then I can always sell that.
I can see why it's so coveted though, it's quite pretty!

I have a small collection of plushies, which are arguably autistic in and of themselves, but this one is my personal favorite.

 

[murdered meat bag]

I spent 500 dollars on body armor.

so a front and back set of steel plates?

 

[Distant Stare]

so a front and back set of steel plates?

UHMWPE

 

[D_Tractor]

One of these Finnish Air Force fidget spinners from back before they changed their logo

 

[murdered meat bag]

UHMWPE

oh nice! what brand?

 

[Distant Stare]

oh nice! what brand?

You glow in the dark

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

My cat's pretty spergy.

In all seriousness, I have a ton of NGE stuff from when I was autistically obsessed with it in my teenage years. Figurines, posters, DVD's, shirts, even a Pen-Pen plush.

 

[Cantercoin]

• I have quite a few art tutorial books (and a complete collection of every how to book Marcos Mateu-Mestre has made so far)
• Around 3 big binders worth miscellaneous comics ranging from 80s duck tales comics to a pretty obscure DC comics series with some sort of not-Conan the barbarian.
• I got a hand full of pins/acrylic charms/ key Ive amassed over the years.

 

[cumrobbery]

Several guides on 18th and 19th century military uniforms, a few of them aren't even in a language I understand

 

[Pepito The Cat]

I found a box full of old mangas and fanzines from the late 90s and early 2000 that I collected. Also, the piece of resistance: my own super edgy bootleg copy of The End of Evangelion, complete with its original bloodstained sleeve.

 

[Pina Colada]

My growing Urusei Yatsura collection (which extends into other favorite manga and anime):

• The entire Japanese and English (translated so far) manga volumes, the former of which I won from Yahoo! Japan Auctions
• Beautiful Dreamer on DVD
• Three scale figures (secondhand but in good condition), a Nendoroid, and two Q*Poskets (one of which is currently stuck in SAL hell- thanks, Corona-chan)
• A small plush
• Several keychains, stickers, and tin badges
• A mug
• Three T-shirts, usually just for lounging
• A 40th anniversary fanzine I also got from YAJ

I've also been buying vintage 80s and 90s Barbies from eBay because they're colorful and I love her starry eyes; nowadays the lines are low quality and totally uninspired.