Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[Liquid Kent]

I watched the latest spicy carbonara korean noodles video within a few hours after it went live, and it was my first actual video to the very end after reading about this guy for about a week on-off. I've had those same carbonara noodles here, they're really great for a restless all-nighter snack but goddamn even without the disgusting habits...

The extra cheese that looks rubbery? Totally unnecessary. It's like you bringing a Railgun to a BBQ cook-off. You eat this semi-instant snack food with either diced egg, any type of well-sliced sausages or carrots and crunchy veg to offset the texture of the innate carbonara that Nicky there smartly concentrated in the middle and then left it to set before clumsily mixing it with his retarded chopstick maneuver as if it were a drum kit.

Sorry for the sperging but everything from his disposition to the preparation of the noodles out of the packet is just plain barbaric

 

[Redeemer and Destroyer]

Um.. just what the fuck? He said it's either a canker sore or herpes? Excuse me sir, Herpes?! Again?! Can he get any worse?

Spoiler: INSIDE NIK'S MOUTH

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Before he agitated it into being black he took a pic of it inside of his car at the Walgreens before his Little Caesar's mukbang. It was red and not as enflamed and swollen. If he left it alone and did a smoothie mukbang or an Olive Garden chicken noodle soup mukbang it would've been fine and his fat ass could've still "[ate] to survive," in his own words.

 

[Blacknight]

Um.. just what the fuck? He said it's either a canker sore or herpes? Excuse me sir, Herpes?! Again?! Can he get any worse?

Spoiler: INSIDE NIK'S MOUTH

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is no one gonna mention the random spiky nodes coming out of his teeth
edit: aparently i didnt read that this was actually nik and not orlin, idk how i got that wrong

 

[cherryoda]

http://oeqc2.doh.hawaii.gov/The_Environmental_Notice/2020-03-23-TEN.pdf

http://oeqc2.doh.hawaii.gov/Doc_Library/2020-03-23-HA-FEA-Perry-SFR-at-Piha.pdf

Looks like these two fags are getting along just fine and are planning to retiring to Hawaii eventually.

how did you find this? this is FBI level info lol

 

[Dickocado Fagocado]

how did you find this? this is FBI level info lol

Haha, hardly. It's amazing what you can stumble on when lurking on teh interweeb.

 

[Poxy Fuckwit]

If you want to warn gainers about the horrors of obesity, just show them the time frame of nikocado and they’ll start aiming to lose weight

In fact, If Richard Simmons ever comes out of retirement. He should do a massive campaign showing nothing but pictures of Nikocado. It would make everyone want to be skinny imo.

 

[Cataloons]

Um.. just what the fuck? He said it's either a canker sore or herpes? Excuse me sir, Herpes?! Again?! Can he get any worse?

Spoiler: INSIDE NIK'S MOUTH

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I'm voting syphilis lesion. The good news is that it can be treated with antibiotics. The bad news is it's fucking syphilis.

 

[mr big penis]

If you want to warn gainers about the horrors of obesity, just show them the time frame of nikocado and they’ll start aiming to lose weight

In fact, If Richard Simmons ever comes out of retirement. He should do a massive campaign showing nothing but pictures of Nikocado. It would make everyone want to be skinny imo.

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no man, I know a few gainers and they watch his videos for wank material. no joke

 

[rottendarling]

I have to be completely honest: I enjoy it. It’s simply entertaining to watch. It’s like my guilty pleasure. I would never admit it in person because the shame of being entertained by such bullshit is too much but still.

 

[Sir Benfro]

Has he stopped constantly plugging his OnlyFans because of the "legal action" he's trying to take against the farms?

Feels like a month ago every instagram story was him trying to sell it, then there was the fake domestic abuse phase, the shitting himself phase and now I guess the diabetes/health scare phase?

Just seems odd that he was so set on promoting OnlyFans, and while I don't know much about the platform he presumably was making a fair bit of money from it because he kept hyping his "top 0.2% of creators" status. Weird that he'd suddenly stop mentioning it at all.

 

[GinnyPotter]

Has he stopped constantly plugging his OnlyFans because of the "legal action" he's trying to take against the farms?

Feels like a month ago every instagram story was him trying to sell it, then there was the fake domestic abuse phase, the shitting himself phase and now I guess the diabetes/health scare phase?

Just seems odd that he was so set on promoting OnlyFans, and while I don't know much about the platform he presumably was making a fair bit of money from it because he kept hyping his "top 0.2% of creators" status. Weird that he'd suddenly stop mentioning it at all.

The '0.4% creator' thing is kind of a ruse so to speak. It's only applicable that month. So it makes sense if he was at a point that high up in creators if he was promoting it so much.

 

[0 0]

I don't know how to describe this, but I feel the most aggravating thing about Nick is that it's hard to tell what's genuine from him. Some videos, he's clearly fake-crying or playing up fights and arguments with whatever gay lover he's with at the time. He says things at complete random, akin to a person with schizophrenia, and it's difficult to tell if he means any of it. Everything Nick does just feels like an alien pretending to be human, and I'm curious if anyone else feels that way.

Same goes for his boyfriends. I think back to that video where he's sitting there as his boyfriend spouts off that Nick managed to cheat on him by sleeping with around a dozen random men over the course of a month, and then gave him an STD which he implied was AIDs. It was the only time Nick seemed to display emotion which actually made sense, as he looked incredibly uncomfortable and ashamed (yet he nonsensically uploaded the video anyway), but his boyfriend happily recounts being cheated on and given an STD as if he was talking about a fun water balloon fight they had last summer.

I just find I keep asking myself "why" for every thing he does. Why does he try to take down videos which show him fighting with his boyfriend when he was the one who shared it to begin with? Why doesn't he cut down the proportions of his meals? Why does he talk about his fecal incontinence when it doesn't benefit him at all, including for the means of enticing hate-watches? Why does his boyfriend play along, including helping his grotesque OnlyFans without a second though?

At times I feel like Nick is recording from a parallel dimension where things are just slightly different enough that it feels alien. Even the more nutty lolcows have some identifiable logic to their actions, even if the logic is broken and insane. But Nick seems to operate at complete random, and it's one of the most baffling things I've seen in some time.

 

[draculasestateagent]

I don't know how to describe this, but I feel the most aggravating thing about Nick is that it's hard to tell what's genuine from him. Some videos, he's clearly fake-crying or playing up fights and arguments with whatever gay lover he's with at the time. He says things at complete random, akin to a person with schizophrenia, and it's difficult to tell if he means any of it. Everything Nick does just feels like an alien pretending to be human, and I'm curious if anyone else feels that way.

Same goes for his boyfriends. I think back to that video where he's sitting there as his boyfriend spouts off that Nick managed to cheat on him by sleeping with around a dozen random men over the course of a month, and then gave him an STD which he implied was AIDs. It was the only time Nick seemed to display emotion which actually made sense, as he looked incredibly uncomfortable and ashamed (yet he nonsensically uploaded the video anyway), but his boyfriend happily recounts being cheated on and given an STD as if he was talking about a fun water balloon fight they had last summer.

I just find I keep asking myself "why" for every thing he does. Why does he try to take down videos which show him fighting with his boyfriend when he was the one who shared it to begin with? Why doesn't he cut down the proportions of his meals? Why does he talk about his fecal incontinence when it doesn't benefit him at all, including for the means of enticing hate-watches? Why does his boyfriend play along, including helping his grotesque OnlyFans without a second though?

At times I feel like Nick is recording from a parallel dimension where things are just slightly different enough that it feels alien. Even the more nutty lolcows have some identifiable logic to their actions, even if the logic is broken and insane. But Nick seems to operate at complete random, and it's one of the most baffling things I've seen in some time.

It’s very obvious he plays a character on his channel; the mentally ill screaming weirdo who cries and yells at Siri is meant to be part of his act he’s said so himself. It’s best not to overthink his behaviour because although I believe he’s got actual mental issues he plays it up for viewers and clicks

 

[chantalisfat]

He's a mentally ill person playing the part of a mentally ill person - similar to Trisha Paytas. Sometimes they're acting. Sometimes it's real. Sometimes even they don't know whether it's acting or real.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

He's a mentally ill person playing the part of a mentally ill person - similar to Trisha Paytas. Sometimes they're acting. Sometimes it's real. Sometimes even they don't know whether it's acting or real.

You got it. I think it's mostly fake, the seeds are there (infidelity, emotional instability, etc) but he heavily leans into it and acts as loud, over the top, obnoxious and gross about it as possible because he likes the money and attention. I think he's not so far gone that he could act like a normal human being if he chose to. I will admit that showing your asshole on the internet, gaining 200 lbs and putting up the gag inducing videos that Nik does demonstrate a fucking impressive commitment to destroying every last bit of personal dignity for the sake of a LARP. I'm torn on whether he legitimately has a problem with food but ironically I kind of don't think he does and it's more for the views/maybe a fetish thing, frankly if he did he would be fatter probably, look at the size of some of the people in this forum and they got there without trying. I just think he's an incredible method actor.

 

[Pitere pit]

This afternoon I watched a video of Nick playing his violin. He could have ended up playing in a orchestra but his fuckedupness in his head made him a massive lolcow and the posterboy of why mukbangs are a mistake.
From what I know Nick will never leave this shitshow, he is going to end up fatter like big Al and maybe we are going to see dying of a heart attack in a extremely cheese spicy noodles and everything on Mcdonalds menu.
What a time to be alive.

 

[Nicotine Fetish]

I think it’s interesting age for mental illness. I know this might sound cringe, but I think there is a whole new age of psychology opening up with how humans interact with social media. So, people obviously have an online persona and a real life persona. Both are the person, but online “you” is different from real life “you” - but with people like nick, who create content probably everyday. Hours and hours creating content he likely never unplugs from the internet. So, yes - he is playing a character on the internet. But it’s like.... when you play a character online - but you’re always online - I suppose you start to kind of lose the divide between real you and internet you. So, like the poster above me said. I’m sure he knows he’s acting up for the cameras. But when you’re mentally ill, playing mentally ill for the internet, but you’re always plugged into the internet. I’m sure it gets to a point where the character you play gets played so much that you kind of just.... well, I’m kind of rambling at this point. But ya know what I mean? I’m sure it’s a mix of fake, real, and dramatic and even he has trouble knowing which parts are sincere and which isn’t.

 

[draculasestateagent]

They’re churning out this storyline again. His food looks disgusting.

 

[JaneThough]

They’re churning out this storyline again. His food looks disgusting.

So they're not even pretending not to be a fetish channel anymore, huh?

 

[draculasestateagent]

So they're not even pretending not to be a fetish channel anymore, huh?

Well their storyline changes every day; one day it’s domestic abuse, the next it’s fetish feeder shit and then the next it’s lovey dovey and cosy. Orlin doesn’t make any of it convincing and he’s an awful actor, anyone who actually feels sorry for him is an idiot.