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$100 says the series ends with her becoming President.
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The premise is “What if she never married Bill Clinton?”

Them making an alt-history series about someone that's still alive is kind of weird, like I can get into an alt-history of something like the American Civil War or WW2/WW1 or even something about the Romans but Hillary is so bland and unlikable that it wouldn't be interesting at all. There are loads of historical figures and different scenarios you could play with for alt-history, she's just not one of them, waste of a show really.


Trump is an absolutely awful Hitler. Here's a little breakdown of Hitlers rise to power: In January of 1933 Hitler was sworn in as Chancellor, in February of 1933 the Reichstag caught fire, in March of 1933 Hitler had Parliament pass the Enabling Act which effectively gave Hitler unlimited power. By May of 1933 Hitler forced all trade unions to dissolve. By July of 1933 Hitler had essentially banned all other political parties in Germany, leaving Germany solidly in the hands of the Nazis in all areas of government. Skipping forward a year from June 30th to July 2nd of 1934 Hitler carried out the Night of the Long Knives. In August of 1934 President Hindenburg died and the office of President was abolished by Hitler. The transition to total control of Germany was now complete.

Trump has been in office since January 20th, 2017. So far he hasn't killed or imprisoned his political rivals, burned down Congress, or even gotten a law passed to give him absolute power over the government. Hitler accomplished his goals in roughly a year or year and a half. Trump is simply absolutely awful at being a dictator compared to how quickly Hitler was able to take over Germany.
 

I'm pretty sure jumping out of your car and screaming in peoples' faces about your commander in chief while in uniform is a terrible idea. Maybe some time scrubbing every shitty toilet on an aircraft carrier will make her rethink the wisdom of her actions.
The size of her ass is shocking. Its one thing to let women into the militar if they are fit and muscular enough to meet bare minimum reduced requirements, but who is letting in useless fatass fucks like that? She's probably not much older than 20 and already has jowls like a dog.
 
I'm pretty sure jumping out of your car and screaming in peoples' faces about your commander in chief while in uniform is a terrible idea. Maybe some time scrubbing every shitty toilet on an aircraft carrier will make her rethink the wisdom of her actions.
Oh she's in way more trouble than that. You're absolutely allowed to have political opinions in the military. You are not, however, allowed to express them by shouting obscenities about your Commander in Chief at citizens on the side of the road.

"Any commissioned officer who uses contemptuous words against the President, the Vice President, Congress, the Secretary of Defense, the Secretary of a military department, the Secretary of Transportation, or the Governor or legislature of any State, Territory, Commonwealth, or possession in which he is on duty or present shall be punished as a court-martial may direct."
 
I just wish he would start giving this much of a shit about the people who love him. Imagine if we spent a few billion per year cracking down on doctors giving opioid prescriptions and giving narcan pens to every police officer. We'd save tens of thousands of white people per year who are solid conservative voters.
They have been doing the first part, it’s just that the media doesn’t care and all the progress made has been deleted by the Virus.
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I'm pretty sure jumping out of your car and screaming in peoples' faces about your commander in chief while in uniform is a terrible idea. Maybe some time scrubbing every shitty toilet on an aircraft carrier will make her rethink the wisdom of her actions.
She certainly has a sailor's mouth.

"Any commissioned officer who uses contemptuous words against the President, the Vice President, Congress, the Secretary of Defense, the Secretary of a military department, the Secretary of Transportation, or the Governor or legislature of any State, Territory, Commonwealth, or possession in which he is on duty or present shall be punished as a court-martial may direct."
It said "he," so SHE'S in the clear, technically.
 
It said "he," so SHE'S in the clear, technically.
I know it's just a shit-post, but even if your superiour officer is a woman, you're still obligated to address them as "sir." I've always thought that was a little bit odd, but now is definitely not a point in time where I'm interested in seeing the military try to inject gender-inclusive language. Maybe we can take a stab at that a decade or so down the road, but right now I don't need to hear shit like, "THEY, YES, THEY!"
 
$100 says the series ends with her becoming President.
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The premise is “What if she never married Bill Clinton?”
Well then she'd still be in Arkansas. Series over. Or she'd find another charismatic dude in politics and repeat the process.


I'm pretty sure jumping out of your car and screaming in peoples' faces about your commander in chief while in uniform is a terrible idea. Maybe some time scrubbing every shitty toilet on an aircraft carrier will make her rethink the wisdom of her actions.
>criticizing commander in chief
>giving political opinions
>in uniform
:stress: I have no words. I will be very surprised if she doesn't meet with the UMCJ (or however the acronym is).
 
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Aren't the Rodham's from New York?

Point is, she would have had to attache her ship to some other politician.

But they'll probably have get get elected to president or something.
Maybe her, but Bill was from Arkansas and his last name used to be Blythe. He was William Jefferson Blythe III, actually.

Edit: Are they going to have her husband have a huge sex scandal, promising her the presidency if she doesn't divorce? That'd be hilarious. It's also imo the only way they could have her want to be the President.
 
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I'm pretty sure jumping out of your car and screaming in peoples' faces about your commander in chief while in uniform is a terrible idea. Maybe some time scrubbing every shitty toilet on an aircraft carrier will make her rethink the wisdom of her actions.

 
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The AU series is 100% going to act like Hillary would have been President long since if Bill's inability to keep his dick in his pants hadn't held her back, thus further carrying the narrative of "Everything bad that ever happened to Hillary Clinton is the fault of sexism."

I'd watch a Hillary Clinton show, but only if it has a scene of her getting blasted by Charlie Celi, the Forever Leather Man:

 
Wouldn't be surprised if the next draft fodder were allotted based on who voted for which party.

There is a conspiracy theory floating around that says the Democrats have already done that.

That when WW2 broke out, FDR explicitly orchestrated a stealth genocide of conservatives by way of making sure that, out of all of the people drafted into fighting in WW2, it was young/middle aged registered Republicans that were singled out in terms of "for every Democrat drafted 4-5 Republicans were drafted" so that when the war ended, the Republican voting block would be decimated in terms of most of them dying in combat.
 
There is a conspiracy theory floating around that says the Democrats have already done that.

That when WW2 broke out, FDR explicitly orchestrated a stealth genocide of conservatives by way of making sure that, out of all of the people drafted into fighting in WW2, it was young/middle aged registered Republicans that were singled out in terms of "for every Democrat drafted 4-5 Republicans were drafted" so that when the war ended, the Republican voting block would be decimated in terms of most of them dying in combat.
Well it failed as Eisenhower went on to win and then we had Nixon and Reagan with the big wins. It hurt the democrats more as they went from the pro war party to the pussified hippie party in the 1960s.
 
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This dude's YouTube channel has no idea if it wants to be about cartoons or politics, and I think that says entirely too much about the state of modern bugmen.

But didn't you watch steven, what the fucks a plot, univers or She-ra and the princess of toxic relationships. Cartoons are totally political and are able to make greater points than any intelligent man could. I remember in SU when they sung at diamond hitler and she became good, it say so much about the world and how all we need to do is sing at the taliban and they'll be good.




I'm pretty sure jumping out of your car and screaming in peoples' faces about your commander in chief while in uniform is a terrible idea. Maybe some time scrubbing every shitty toilet on an aircraft carrier will make her rethink the wisdom of her actions.

Holy shit, you think she's employed as a emergency flotation device. I know I've made this joke before but if she's/it/zes an example of our military now a days we are fucked. Do you think it can even run a mile let alone do a pull up.
 
I know it's just a shit-post, but even if your superiour officer is a woman, you're still obligated to address them as "sir." I've always thought that was a little bit odd, but now is definitely not a point in time where I'm interested in seeing the military try to inject gender-inclusive language. Maybe we can take a stab at that a decade or so down the road, but right now I don't need to hear shit like, "THEY, YES, THEY!"
No, it's ma'am actually. Sir would be derogatory and nobody wants a pissy old bat getting reminded of how ugly she is getting.
 
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